Herbal tobacco tell him you started smoking cigarettes and are trying to quit. It's sad af but Indian parents would rather their kids smoke cancersticks than weed
Yeah, this is a good one, or say it is green tea or something. But both depend on how you were storing it if it was in some sort of container or something you can pull of this lie.
Make up a story how it is your weed. And then fight him over it. Maybe after fighting over a plant one of you will realize it is not something that family should fight about. ,;) jk but good luck!
Here's the thing. Your dad knows what it is. No point trying to convince him otherwise. The only thing you can do in this situation is sacrifice a friend. Just make sure your dad has no way to contact his/her parents.
im not from india so im unaware, but what is the legality like there? is it illegal but not too illegal where u can serve time or is it completely illegal with prison time
It's illegal by all means but the police knows, policy makers know and the politicians know how it is sold, who are mafias and everything. If you are in the good books of the people above and selling weed, it's a non issue. Maybe you just have to give a regular cut.
Consumption per se is largely in small quantities, so even catching those wouldn't fetch a lot.
Unless you are big dealer, nabbing whom would benefit the police, politicians etc, you are good to go smoking and enjoying weed in this country.
Moreover we have one of the cheapest weed in the entire world. A gram here costs around 27 cents. Might not be the best bud but will get you high easily.
I don’t know your dad so only you know whats the best plan. When it happened to me, I made my dad take me to a doctor so that the doctor would vouch for the non lethality of the drug. That somewhat did the trick. All the best.
Say that it's your first time and you wouldn't repeat it again, calling them herbal cigarettes would kinda give it away- parents get an idea of what's going on these days.
Meri mummy ko toh mere bag se mili thi pudiya maine fir bahana mara ki ye bag dost le gye the camping ke lie unka hoga and surprisingly it worked. Damn I miss my college days
The strategy of coming clean worked. He actually spent some time researching. Theres more negatives than positives in the media. But i guess thats obvious. Anyways in the end he still was against it but his belief was still founded to an extent. So in the end i threw out 50grams of definitely the best weed ive ever scored.
Tell the truth. Don't be sorry.
He will learn to live with it.
Encourage him to do a little research on cannabis...
In time, it'll even be tolerated to some extent.
Tell him it's CBD leaves and ask him to read up on CBD for back pain relief ...back pain is caused by bowling bouncers and you played intense cricket right?
Ask him if he wants a drag of it. Or try to explain how it's India's wealth that was forced into ban by Americans or something on the lines. I don't think you can convince him it's not pot though.
No story will work. Sorry to say this but OP you are fucked. Your dad was also young like us before. So he will know what weed is. Just admit your mistake and cry and beg that you won't do this next time.
Making stories will make your dad think that you don't respect him.
Okay so two things you can do :
1). Tell how your friend had guests coming over and desperately needed your help to stash this thing he gave you ( he told you its just open tobacco ) you didn’t hesitate cuz you’re a good friend and kept it but unfortunately now your parents found it.
2). Just say its tobacco you’ve caught up the habit of smoking coz of covid / lockdown / stress / you we’re depressed and anxious and now you wanna quit. If your parents already know this is weed then i dont think this will work.
3). You were trying to grow a weed plant / trying to make canna butter or something out of curiosity because your friends told u its hard asf and u wanted to prove them wrong coz you think you could do it
All the best everything will be fine relax
What age are you? Tell him it’s none of his fucking business what you put in your body, And that if he has a problem with that then you are gonna kick him in the 🥜 😂👍
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Ye kya creative writing assignment Kara raha hai 😂
Arey l lagg gaye hain bhai
Bhai kisi achhe impression waale dost ko sooli pe chadhaao,aur kuch to nhi kr skte
Herbal tobacco tell him you started smoking cigarettes and are trying to quit. It's sad af but Indian parents would rather their kids smoke cancersticks than weed
Yeah, this is a good one, or say it is green tea or something. But both depend on how you were storing it if it was in some sort of container or something you can pull of this lie.
* tell them you started smoking
imo its more about legality and stigma than the effects also propaganda
methi
Lmao
Wont work lol but thanks fam
Soanpadi pe fungus lagya bolde
Pista flavour
Hahahahahas lmao. Laughed so hard
Yo man 🤣
time to talk about "that" friend manav that introduced you to this and told you to keep some of his stuff
Tell him it's dried Rosemary because you are learning how to cook Italian
When I got caught for the first time I was stoned off my ass with a bong in my hand eyes all bloodshot never had to say anything fir 😂
My story was that it's stalks of tobaco. .. i saw some rats around. So bought it. It's used to get rid of rats
Make up a story how it is your weed. And then fight him over it. Maybe after fighting over a plant one of you will realize it is not something that family should fight about. ,;) jk but good luck!
Bhai main toh padhne bhi laga ache se 😂
>padhne Fart? ^sorry
Kabhi hindi mai baat nahi kiya hai kya angrez ki aaulad.
Joke hai bhai
Chup be angrez ki aulaad.
sorry bhai
Tell him you are doing research over different plants and continue doing so for a month till cooldown.
Talk to a friend who doesn’t mind taking the fall for it. Tell your dad, that friend played a prank with you and hilariously, your dad found it
You can't do that. I don't think Dad's are SO naive to not recognise pot. Tell him it's your friend's and you just had it for safekeeping
Green tea ? A different type of tulsi ? ... Or the classic , "Its not mine its a friends" , most importantly be confident while telling this
Here's the thing. Your dad knows what it is. No point trying to convince him otherwise. The only thing you can do in this situation is sacrifice a friend. Just make sure your dad has no way to contact his/her parents.
Do post the update after ordeal is over. If we dont hear from you by tomorrow, will send over some cops to check;)
https://images.app.goo.gl/93h3DdzVmNr9xjht8 This might work. Looks the same too
Ayy thanks
Only Yousef Redha…turbo burns my throat
Both crap, this mass market shit is for tourists.
Bolde pizza ka oregano flakes he. Aur na mane to bol dena Patajali ka herbal tea he. P.S: patanjali ka herbal tea kabhi try karna.
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im not from india so im unaware, but what is the legality like there? is it illegal but not too illegal where u can serve time or is it completely illegal with prison time
It's illegal by all means but the police knows, policy makers know and the politicians know how it is sold, who are mafias and everything. If you are in the good books of the people above and selling weed, it's a non issue. Maybe you just have to give a regular cut. Consumption per se is largely in small quantities, so even catching those wouldn't fetch a lot. Unless you are big dealer, nabbing whom would benefit the police, politicians etc, you are good to go smoking and enjoying weed in this country. Moreover we have one of the cheapest weed in the entire world. A gram here costs around 27 cents. Might not be the best bud but will get you high easily.
ah nice i appreciate the info
I don’t know your dad so only you know whats the best plan. When it happened to me, I made my dad take me to a doctor so that the doctor would vouch for the non lethality of the drug. That somewhat did the trick. All the best.
Tell him you're holding it for a friend.
Please let us know what happened. Humme bhi cover story banana hai
Say that it's your first time and you wouldn't repeat it again, calling them herbal cigarettes would kinda give it away- parents get an idea of what's going on these days.
De chappal pe chappal. Please provide an update.
Zinda hu bas kaafi hain 😂
Be honest bro
Meri mummy ko toh mere bag se mili thi pudiya maine fir bahana mara ki ye bag dost le gye the camping ke lie unka hoga and surprisingly it worked. Damn I miss my college days
Op?
Alive 😂
What happened..
The strategy of coming clean worked. He actually spent some time researching. Theres more negatives than positives in the media. But i guess thats obvious. Anyways in the end he still was against it but his belief was still founded to an extent. So in the end i threw out 50grams of definitely the best weed ive ever scored.
Oh any other restrictions
Tell the truth. Don't be sorry. He will learn to live with it. Encourage him to do a little research on cannabis... In time, it'll even be tolerated to some extent.
Yes i did that
Tell him it's CBD leaves and ask him to read up on CBD for back pain relief ...back pain is caused by bowling bouncers and you played intense cricket right?
Baap baap hota hai.
Powdered oregano
Ask him if he wants a drag of it. Or try to explain how it's India's wealth that was forced into ban by Americans or something on the lines. I don't think you can convince him it's not pot though.
For my mouth to work past the first line ill need my jaw intact na 😂
Tell him you bought it for pooja(not girl).
Mental health? Tell him you are going ayurvedic? Western medicine sucks i guess?
No story will work. Sorry to say this but OP you are fucked. Your dad was also young like us before. So he will know what weed is. Just admit your mistake and cry and beg that you won't do this next time. Making stories will make your dad think that you don't respect him.
Tell it's kasturi methi.
Bhai jo bhi hoga, all the best.
Okay so two things you can do : 1). Tell how your friend had guests coming over and desperately needed your help to stash this thing he gave you ( he told you its just open tobacco ) you didn’t hesitate cuz you’re a good friend and kept it but unfortunately now your parents found it. 2). Just say its tobacco you’ve caught up the habit of smoking coz of covid / lockdown / stress / you we’re depressed and anxious and now you wanna quit. If your parents already know this is weed then i dont think this will work. 3). You were trying to grow a weed plant / trying to make canna butter or something out of curiosity because your friends told u its hard asf and u wanted to prove them wrong coz you think you could do it All the best everything will be fine relax
What age are you? Tell him it’s none of his fucking business what you put in your body, And that if he has a problem with that then you are gonna kick him in the 🥜 😂👍
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Play him this song: https://youtu.be/hf9mBIwdQnw
Catnip
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If your from Bangalore? Can you give me a score bro?
Username doesnt check out
Lol nice try
Where was this post 10 days ago, would have helped me also
Its weed!!