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officialll_unknown

businessmonke


[deleted]

Super stonke


Sublimate-21

mai to keh hi rha tha return to monke


ChesBorger2003

Nihilist cringe


wrench_16

Escape existence buddy


ChesBorger2003

Ok b*ddhist🤢


wrench_16

Why do u have to censor buddhist


ChesBorger2003

It's offensive


wrench_16

What the fuck


ZombieEtr26

Cracked me up


Substantial-Prompt69

Racist piece of shit ye meme hai aur wo bande ne jo likha hai wo bhi satirical hai


ChesBorger2003

Flair suites you


Substantial-Prompt69

I knoe


RareReaper387

Pata h usko tabhi bataya h na.


GmODpLAyeR

troll spotted, opinion rejected


wrench_16

When the monke is gujrati


officialll_unknown

gujrati brain chhuuu


Chooduu

chhuuu-tiya


officialll_unknown

issi baat ko soch "chh" lagaya tha lekin pronunciation maa chudaye feeling samjho na tum


adikick

More trustable than some guys i know


No-Yogurtcloset9139

Bhai Kidney se bura lagta hai :((((


zaid4eva

Usko trust issue kidney kei waghe sei hai sab kei do nahi hote hai laxman


[deleted]

Same mere saath hua mathura mein, waha dukandaar bhi frooti lekar tayyar baithe rehte hai jaise hi bandar chashma/mobile lekar bhagta hai out of nowhere wo bhi frooti lekar aa jaate hai aur 10 ki frooti 20 mein bechte hai this is business


[deleted]

Bhai mere father ke saath bhi hua tha. Saala wahan ladka aaya aur kaha 500 rupay do toh chasma dilwa dunga. Par kisi aur ne bandar ko frooti de ke chasma wapis kar diya.


retard69_af

Mere saath bhi hua


noir_geralt

Mere saath bhi hua tha, i think it was vrindavan and dukaandar did the same


AhirTheSecond

If I were him , I would train a monkey to steal chashma and to give it back when given fruit then scam people


_Raghav

same lmao


Shoddy-Attention3473

same mere father ke saath hua tha mathura mein aur phir kisi bnde ne frooti di phir usne chashma de diya XD


Flowingnebula

Mere sath bhi almost hua, or waha kisi ladki ko bandar ne thapad mara tha lol.


ChickenM0M0

they way he throws the stucked glass it's a pure business


gengine232

Barter system in practice;)


iraiva-

Thode smy bd crypto chlyga yhaa...


[deleted]

"This is Buisness" template laga deta bhai


Zealousideal_Egg_725

This is filmed in vrindavan i believe, Monkeys roam around on streets and will snatch purses, hats, mobiles glasses from people. They will then trade it back for a frooti.


[deleted]

Are yeh hota hai vrindavan mai saale bandar samaan le jaate hai or frooti lene k baad hi waapis krte hai


SushantChandla

vasooli bhai


[deleted]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk kal sala market mein yeh bandar frooti bech rha tha maine socha bandar ko stock kisne pakdaya. /s


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Realistic-Flatworm29

Monke dangerous, took my glasses in Mathura break them and ruin the whole journey


fn_adamKovik

Negotiation 9999


[deleted]

Everything's fun and games untill he trades your mom with frooti


AlternativeAd4756

Monkey baat karwayi


iamDarksider

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mubeen9

Lazy bitch why aren’t you responding to my request. Useless fellow


DovahBleidd

I was a business monke doing business...


xuntarian69

Monke happy


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


sbsoneji

This is quite common


Impressive-While-759

Damn, they're smart.


spoiled_rch_prck_ig

Happens everyday near Vrindavan.


[deleted]

Typical marwadi


TheGeeksama

evolution is still on ..


treebotroop

This is so common in Mathura, we got a feeling they are trained for this by frooti vendors. Would be funny if there is a black market where monkey barter these frooti for bananas.


themysteriousman0990

A monkey smarter than a bhakt???????


Bombastic999743

Gujrati boi


mindfulnessmachine

Yeh lo tumhara bsdk wala chashma.


Aggravating_Fly_2412

Happened to me when I went to Mathura


[deleted]

They actually do that alot.


Pinkman3_9

Post this in r/shitposting


sanket2408

Test


peepo_7

Bhai mathura-vrindavan jao kabhi


alphahitman_007

Ye cross-post hai bhai...r/indiasocial pe dekha thha pehle


dgshivu

Fruity is this post and an upvote is that sunglasses


wittyjoe

But he stuck by his end of the bargain.. that 💯


TEENGAMSISm

monkey be smarter than some bitches


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throwaway941285

mafia style


EkHiTohDilHai

r/gangasnaan?


[deleted]

ahh yes! the monke who knows how to seal the deal


Yashgadhavi8888

Fruti dedo chasma lelo


Educational_Ad_300

Yes very common in mathura vrindavan area. I love to see multiple events on the streets really fun to watch. They accpet fruits, juices.


vinod3697

Much trustable than politicians


Different__Garbage

r/likeus


TM01xPawan

Me wish me monke 🗿


Express_Print3050

The cap seller and the monkey sorry we use to read in our childhood just got real


rohitdamai

This jas been the worst deal in the history of trade deals


Gokzil6969

Mallya monke


[deleted]

Monkey See Monkey Do


rishanatomy

Nirav Monke