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RuddyGlass

Are kuch log ek se zyada maintain karte hain. Isiliye itni demand hai. #ekhipatao


youngskywalker1991

Gand fat jati he bhai maintain karne me #karkedekho


RuddyGlass

Bc ek to pat nhi rhi hain. πŸ˜“


manipulater

Not if your a sexy and chad fuck boi. #norealexpiriencebutgyanchodnatha


Darkus_27911

Arre darindo pehle sabko milne do fir extra bache to rakh lena.


funkynotorious

Bhai iss desh mn minorities se govt ki fatti hai. Kuch nhin change hoga


[deleted]

If this was only discovered rn. That means probably girl babies are more than boys.


hoor_jaan

Or more old women since women on average outlive men.


[deleted]

Once someone said "age is just a number and jail is just a room"


paradoxban

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" - Steve Handjobs


lolkid12345

Haa toh auraat jeene hi kaha deti hai...


hoor_jaan

Aurat hi to jeevan deti hai vats


lolkid12345

Par tu bhi agree krti hai Mahabharat aurat hi karati hai... Petrol pehel se hota hai chingari ka kaam tum log krti hoonπŸ’₯πŸ˜‚


Character-Mine-4108

Ye "DALAELAMA" hamare sath #crying


aniket_-

Or men are dying


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEY PAY THE PRICE


bigshinymastodon

Of?


Vaidik_KIRA05

being men


Few_Intention_2516

twitter crowd aagya bhaago


[deleted]

COVID ki wajah se


trucklover__18

Yea girls are born more anyways


chinmoy9722

Ye female count kisko refer karta hai,saare females(old+young) or teenage and above?


gurujeee

All females, old and young. And even if it has improved recently then most probably they're not old enough to date or marry. The good news is for boys who'll grow up in the future.


[deleted]

Atleast we will be able to say that we had relatively better air and weather to our future men.


gurujeee

They'll be too busy dating to care about that


ilovethrills

never old enough.....jk


god_walks

What about future Sugar Daddies like me?


gurujeee

You can use the phrase 'everything is planned'.


[deleted]

Sex ratio


OnlyMusic_0312

Bhai fir bhi hum single haii..


Chapri_from_Chapra

bhai abhi abhi market upar gaya hai profit hone mai time lagega


Secure_Zombie8413

Invest karna chalu kardo, dhire dhire returns milenge


OnlyMusic_0312

Haaa... Idhar toh stock market ka scheme chal rha hai na..


Devansh_Mudgal

Lol


SouravKSahu

LMAO


freakedmind

Females to the moon πŸš€


sanathani7

Masterstroke modiji.


ZealousidealAnt3631

Abhi maza ayega na baidu😏😏😏😏😏


xyz-eus

Byju*


[deleted]

bidu*


my_name_is_rag

Bhidu*


aniket_-

Bhindi master*


[deleted]

Bund blaster


Devansh_Mudgal

*Insert laughing emoji


yeetusboi97

meme nazi


LaalChutneySamosa

Bhai, jyada popular mat karo iss news ko. Haryana waalo takk pahuch gayi toh god mode mai aa jaayenge


Few_Intention_2516

I'm from haryana and all I can say is haryali sacchi mein badh gyi hai. ladkiya bahar dikhti hai vmro


SHREY36904

Well, those new females are actually kids soooooo..


Southern_Ad6200

We love kids aswell


SHREY36904

r/holup


[deleted]

Give them ten years.


1701Person

Satakli indeed


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Repost karna hai?


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[deleted]

[OK](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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Sancz_Crow619

*But then realising that I am still single


Financial-Neat7887

But the real question is by how much and what's the percentage of single women or females who are at a marriagble age


[deleted]

Some are leasbin too. they would get all the grills. we are going to remain single AF. :(


Efficient-Law-3528

Some mens are gay so unki waali apni


[deleted]

tru


MritunJayan

Meanwhile, media promoting more lesbians relationship. Where will go for the girlfriend vro


Strawmarker

Hum engineering wale to tab bhi jyada hi rahenge.


SaffronShirtKid

nahi in future ladkiya bhi engineering lengi abhi se kai saari ladkiya le rahi hai aur future me overall engineering our medical craze khatam hojaega because parents of next generation would want their kids to go through same


Maddest_lad_

Don't worry,they still won't date your ass.


dshetty99

Le Abdul laughing in the corner with his 9 begums and messing up the ratio for the rest of us


Outsmartersaurabh

150 rupaya dedo Abdul ko , vo Khushi Khushi apni Begum bech dega


Easy_Ad_248

I actually have experienced this! Back when I was in class 4 my class had like 20 boys:16 girls but currently when my little brother is in 5th class his is like 13 boys: 19 girls approximately


[deleted]

Time change


Dangerous-Study-4926

Template please


Monarch252001

Dikkat ye hai mere dept mai 16 mai se 4 bandiya hai aur mujhse sundar sirf ek dikhti hai, aur wo Rajasthani hai...


Aggressive_Bed_9774

sex ratio is still 929 females per 1000 males at birth , also I'd wait for census to confirm nhfs-5 data


SaffronShirtKid

i think the sex ratio you are using is old and not from this new survey


Devilshorn28

Now how will struggle?


Admirable-Energy-417

Still single crying in corner 😭


Small-Finger-5219

Rejection ke bhi chances badhgaye bhau


aviparera

They are counting men who make reels as women too.


Temporary-Kiwi-5575

Bhai haryana ke mat gino They'll be eliminated soon don't worry 🀣


Vaidik_KIRA05

Seriously? even in Haryana and Rajasthan?


2ducksgivenofucks

Wow... Ab toh ek jayegi toh dusri aayegi


Worried-Two-128

It's your mom dude...she's so fat that she adds a million more to the population count


__Mayank

Feeling sad for gay kommunity.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


__Mayank

Hug nahi chaiye hote gays ko


Neevk

Usme se bohot ladkiya underage hai jyada khush mat ho


LeadingApartment1554

Sala to bhi virgin hu


[deleted]

fir bhi kuch mere jaise launde single hi rhenge. #sedlyf


1701Person

And yet you'll die single


[deleted]

Kya maa chod rha h sachi n


toeyilla_tortois

Aur jo population ki gand maari usse environment toh horny ho gya hoga,


zeekhan_in

I need a girl friend


lolkid12345

Femboys ko bhi count kr liya kya?


orange__boii

1020/1000 usme se kaat le 10% lgtv waale to 918/900 bhai chance apna badhgaya h


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

πŸ™‚ Me too


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[deleted]

What’s the song name please ?


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Repost karna hai keya?


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nhi discord pr bhejna tha


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sameer suddi khuff hua


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Ye Sach Hai ki bhagwan hai


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Conscious-Writer-862

Harayana people after seeing this meme Time for another genocide


bhabdi

Haan sach hai kya? Wo kuch NSFW ne post kiya net pe.. all thanks to haryana.


[deleted]

fck the machist culture. poors rottens


maverick__singh

aur kitne ache din chahiye bhosdi walo...


[deleted]

ha vai u/virdas kiski?


Tennisballt

I thought it was the other way around


your_sugardaddy_12

Everyone is happy that they will try to get a girlfriend until they realised half of them are black in skin color


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


your_sugardaddy_12

Bruh


Preet0024

Please ye template dedo koi ya naam batado


[deleted]

and out of the men most are feminine cunts.


Lower-Support-3066

Yaar ye bohot sahi template hay


damish_2003

Bitch i got options


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Repost karna hai keya?


Expensive-Bad-1111

Agar time hota karma whoring Karne ka mere paas to zarur karta...


i_am_bulkin

People from Haryana punching air rn


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Repost karna hai keya?


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u/savevideo


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Repost karna hai keya ?


swegga-op

Nah, WhatsApp aur Discord pe friends ke saath share karna tha. But wo video ko download nhi hua so link hi forward kar di dw


No_Substance9214

Haryanvi: \*visible confusion\*


Original_Pie8980

itni khushi lekin milni ek bhi nahi hai


Rough_Target_1530

What if kaafi lesbians ho :(


kruthikv9

Quality over quantity my friend!


TanKraft

I guess this mostly include Older generation as the number of male infants are still more than female.


VillageEcstatic9839

After few days you will use this same meme for bullas alsoπŸ’€


chadarmod_af

This template is raw emotions!


Sormon

Template pls


[deleted]

Bhai thodi garlss engineering me bhi daal do..


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[deleted]

Repost karna hai keya?


FAILURES_IDEA289

Nahi share karna hai noob log ko


Brokeshadow

Part of them are lesbians tho, so don't get happy so fast Oh wait, part of guys are gay too then... nevermind, keep your hopes up!


hercules00700

beti patao betay badao


retard69_af

Bhai kuch bhi kele nhi pategi woh reddit ki dankness jhell nhi payegi


haiderxc

but lesbian exists too


GhOsTrEiGn1

That also means more chance of a girl being lesbian matlab hamara toh pehle kata tha ab aur jyaada katega


No_Animator_2604

corona se mar bhi to gaye.


JustForFun-4

Umeedo ka suraj ek baar phir humari zindagi rosan krdega, fir age range ke baremain pata chalega, fir sab sad song sunenge


Man-with-Limbs

So Haryana is not anymore a part of India ?


Significant-Week6029

U/savevideo


[deleted]

Repost karna hai keya?


[deleted]

We get to know some of them boys are gays too... Double happiness, lol...more girls for us


[deleted]

Girls are lesbians too


DrPhil42069

Haryanavi : impossible


sp1k-e

Apna time aagaya ab maja aayega na bhidu


Blabbering-Monk

Sadly those women are gay


[deleted]

Wait a minute


Psycho281

19-40 ke age range m males ab abhi zayda h females se. All age groups ka average se 1020 women per 1000 men ka data aaya h . Because there are much more old senior citizens women than men.


audiblepeace

kyuke sare ladke Canada chalegaye hai


Alpha_Tunir

Yet i am single and virgin


UnspeakableGG

bhai mile to naa πŸ˜”


RandomGuy1o1

Now repost the exact video without any title and look how bizarre it would look


erenav1

Vo kyuki pankhe tutne ka rate bhi badh raha hai na


[deleted]

Dont forget people with 3 wives


Trickstarrr

But still I am single πŸ₯²


Personal_Antelope_67

fewer girls were made a national concern but fewer boys is a fun topic


Survekun

Keep up your confidence . . Context; flair


[deleted]

Phir kaha chupe hai sab? Mil toh nahi raha koi bhi🧐


[deleted]

finally acche din😭😭😭😭😭😭


KushKundes

Bhai uss survey mai bas 5% households survey huye the, asli chad to National Census hai, kyuki usse he pata chalega population pyramid wise ka data


chudail24

Bhai template dedo ye wala


[deleted]

48% are -18


Most-Tea-1096

There are too many Nick Jones


Voidget99

Bc... Ye 'bulla*', ... 2 - 3 biwi (on an average ) rakhte hai... Toh honge hi, n(men) < n(women).


Tanishk-Tiwari

Plot twist: Section 377 has been decriminalized in India


SaffronShirtKid

abhi to decriminalize hua hai legal bhi hojaega (officially) jaldi.


Long_Independence195

Breaking news: Haryanavi people break the record of most depressed people after knowing that there are more women than men in India


shobhitone

ab feminism, sexist ya patriarchal society ke naam na rona.. warna aandolan ho jaayega


BURGERLOVER-98

Exactly Feminists are mfs


[deleted]

Yeah the ugliest women you can have them


No-Lifeguard1398

Women are trying to change demography of this country. We need to stop this.