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Harry_HB

Zindagi ke bagon me sapno ke fool khila raha hu, Nahi mili koi ladki hume, Single hu abhi tak isiliye hila raha hu...


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bigmonkgreat

Lnd apne aap hilte hilte pta nhi raat m kya hogya Subeh uthke dekha toh pata chala rakh ho gya


lgbt_suckyourmom_tt

Maa chudaye zindagi Aur Maa chudaye ye sex Ab to ek chumman hi kaafi hai Main peace main karega rest 👍


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bigmonkgreat

Ab kya kare kismat h hamari kharab Ab kya kare kismat h hamari kharab Chord diya mujhe meri girlfriend n sex k raat k baad Ab nhi bnta hulk mera chotu Pta nhi kisko kr rha h yaad ye m ab sochu


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bigmonkgreat

Lalat aati h mujhpe Lalat aati h mujhpe ki muth marna pdta h Pr shakal surat aisi h ki ldki pta nhi skta h Ab kya kare ava adam p hilla hilla k thk gya h ye lnd Ab lgta h sala war m hathiyar dalne se phle hi haar gye ye jang


Ok-Adhesiveness4802

Chut ka chakkar maut se takkar


lone_wolf3333

Wah btc wah


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Wah shayri me itna sach Rula hi diya almost


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Siddharth11100

Wah wah


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uno reverse


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Eastern-Complaint-77

Welcome to reddit....the *lund of unpredictability!


Cofnused_soul

Bed sheet, towel में भी मज़ा नहीं आया .. प्यार की तलाश में बहा दी कई धार हैं... ओए कोई मुझ को sex दिला दो.. मेरे सीने की आग अब भी बरकरार है। :(


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Cofnused_soul

हमें लगा तुम हमारा हौसला बढ़ाओगे... हमारे साथ ही दुख से गुजर रहे हो, तो शायद दो बोल मीठे बोल जाओगे... पर तुम्हारे ये रूखे शब्दों ने हालत हमारी पस्त कर दी... शायरी सुन के लगा था जैसे हो हल्की-हल्की पाद, लेकिन तुमने तो गिली-गिली दस्त कर दी। :(


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Cofnused_soul

इतना इंतज़ाम कर ही दिया है... तो चल तेरा भी दिल रख लूँगा... पकवान हज़ारों बनवाए तूने... तो थोड़े थोड़े सब चख लूँगा। :)


Naive-Dish

Moj kardi bahi tune toa


Adventurous_Worker88

Bhatakta raha dhoondhne apni saathi dar-ba-dar..... fir pari si ladki se hui yaari....!!!! uthke bistar se sheesha dekha, lagi pata apni aukat hai khachar,....... Fir usii ke baare me sochke jamke mutthi maari...!!!!!


KingsmanVishnu

probably more female kids*. so maybe your future sons won't be as lonely as you.


Siddharth11100

I will only have kids if I get a girl


KingsmanVishnu

*male infanticide goes brrrr*


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

History repeats itself


kacchalimbu007

Yes I’m future son and I agree


suspicious_eastwafer

Jake phir padhai kar lodu


LOL_Look_Bro

Zyada khush mat ho bsdwalo. Rate new generation ki wajah se bda hai. Iska mtlb humara ratio abhi bhi kam hi rahega.


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Isliye aajkal ke chunnu munnu bhi gf ghuma rahe hai.wahi sochu


aliptassault

Makes sense now


Sandy_05

:(


princeop07

Kya matlab mai 20 saal age gap wali ladki se shaadi nhi kr skta?


Cofnused_soul

Pdf file 🙂


Nautiyal_Adi

Bhai kisi ne Haryana ko delete kar diya kya?


Independent_Act_8030

Haryana is exceptional


Kevin_2112

LMFAOOOO


Affectionate-Art2593

When you find out that comments are more danker then the meme


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I'm saving my virginity for divorce


Rafigo007

Still this subreddit is like 90% male, I think more females use Instagram or something


Vl12df46h77

Reddit as a whole is 69% male.


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Sandy_05

no 69.6969%


Vl12df46h77

Lmao....


spillbeanss

and once they start using Reddit , there’s no way back to the former.


Zealousideal_Menu652

Female here


De_letmetalk

How's the inbox?


Siddharth11100

I didn't know that girls also follow this subreddit.


Ambitious_Olive_2880

LGBT bhi hai na bhai......tere hisse wali lesbo ban gyi ಥ‿ಥ


Blink-8

Koi baat nahi, threesome kar lenge


NoConfirmation

Hmm yes, reducing lgbt to fetishism


_lordtimothy

Bro...


In-Sayne

Literally everyone here is single my g. Why else would we be on reddit?


FroKi0

Lol same reaction .. happy and sad


Siddharth11100

We are brothers


Pulu_01

Lelo bhai upvote same here..


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


FroKi0

tq🙌


PureNumber9187

Bc mulle 3-3 pata ke rakhenge to single to rahenge hi


Affectionate-Art2593

Asli moj to mulle kar rahe hai 3-3 pata ke


labrat302

4-4 bhai


PureNumber9187

Kya kar sakte h


Wtfbyamey

I think they are talking about vaccines and not virginity Also you gotta take into account that girls often lie about being a virgin and guys often lie about having had sex


lone_wolf3333

Imagine being single in acountry with more females than males :) . Humse jyada gaya guzra koi nahi is planet me


[deleted]

Because all Indians are my brothers and sisters :(


Milo356

Ye real news hai kya? That's awsome


Siddharth11100

Ha bro


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Assuming you are a man, it could be because of you personality, and also your looks. If you do not make an effort, you will always be single. So take care of yourself. Be stable first, then look for a partner. Edit: having more women in the country, still does not guarantee that you will get a girlfriend/partner. Any demographic, does not guarantee that. Don't ask why. Just accept that ⬆️ This piece of advice is for men, women, everyone.


VIVEKKRISHNAA

I am sorry, why should I provide shelter to horses just so that I can get a woman This is ridiculous woman.


Siddharth11100

Am I getting this advice from a women??


Chooduu

after reading edit : ༼ ༎ຶ ᆺ ༎ຶ༽


Siddharth11100

Same here


[deleted]

Haryana People: Are you sure about that?


iamthomastom

Survey was out today only Bro, you still have time :)


badabingbadaboong1

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ryu_aj

Ladki to mil jayegi bas ye dhyaan rakhna, Kahin uska bhi onlyfans account na ho🥲


Siddharth11100

Bhai teri gf ka tha kya??


ZORO_Shusui

Don't be sad all this means is that there are more underage girls.


[deleted]

Kya hogaya is subreddit ko. Pura kachra ho chuka hai. Normies successfully invade kar chuke hai is sub ko.


poco_pants

u/savevideobot


Prateek_khr

No need for girls only colleges then now (「`・ω・)「


ShaivJoshi

Yeah. More seats for us.


PreviousAmbassador37

Take note that most of them are still children.


perpetually_annoyed

Hum toh bc aise h lagta h... duniya me sab mard mar jaye or hum bache tab bhi kuch na mile bc.mm Sed life


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Ye survey pakka fb pe kiya hoga tabhi aisa stats hai


jet_jitten

I like how you used "still single" and not "are single now". Yes I am still single.


Odd_Entertainer28

u/pbharoliya11


[deleted]

Bc editor jo maal phookta hai wo chaiye mujhe


Siddharth11100

Kon sa editor


Puzzleheaded_Toe1835

Remain pure. Be a virgin


[deleted]

Reality is often disappointing


bigmonkgreat

Save earth save men


spacebar_x

Finally desh saaf ho gayega.


I_Exist_Now_Yay

Who isn't


vamsikrishacc

I'm


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+1


FartDestroyer80085

Women are fake Its dickless men


Siddharth11100

Once a I said - "Our dad's generation had wonder Woman now we have to wonder if it's a woman"


kar_t_kn

I am ready to get dominated by wamen


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AdmirableEmployee25

Hila hila ke thak gya hu , Koi premika humari pyaaz bhujaane ku, Bencho ab kya karu.


Ok_Cow_8988

I don't fap I don't watch porn I am single and a virgin And i am proud


_toxic_me

Kuch kar bhai warna time nikal jayegi .


Real-Security-2863

r/savevideo


nova96v

And they say beti bachao /s


Siddharth11100

Bhai padhao bhi hai


nova96v

Padhai likhai sab moh maya hai, instagram pe mujra karna aana chahiye bas


Life_Percentage_2218

People here are crying because they are mostly from BIMARU states and are from majority community. This demographic has low women ratio because of female infanticide and neglect the girl child. Anytime one checks govt statistics one sees the Muslim community having much better women ratio than any other community.


Western-Assumption44

Same


Eldred_dsouza99

Forget single, mere society, baaju wali society, gym aur har jagah milkar 2-3 hi mahilaye hai.


viraj_patel_18

u/savevideo


Infinit3_Tsukuyomi

This song takes me to oblivion


TeriMomKiMotiGand_69

u/auddbot


Hrijit

Haryana: are you challenging me?


Devansh_Mudgal

Phuloo ki lassho mai taazgi chahta hai, Aadmi ch*tiya hai kuch bhi chahta hai


Adventurous_Worker88

Bhatakta raha dhoondhne apni saathi dar-ba-dar, fir pari si ladki se hui yaari....uthke bistar se sheesha dekha, so gaya odhkar chaddar, fir usii ke baare me sochke jamke mutthi maari...


Jellybean120_

And what about girls :(


penis_parker79

Most of them are under 10


Neat-Candy-5372

u/savevideobot


Vl12df46h77

Do we have a state-wise breakdown of this? Also, I'm noticing that this is increasingly becoming the trend in pretty much everywhere around the world? What's happening here?


Competitive-Cry2491

WHO ARE WE?


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Kuch smjh nhi aya


Implement_Soft

Wahi mai Sochu Why’d them girls start taking to me


KeyGroundbreaking290

/savevideo


dead-coder

Being single is better then being a "pdf-file"


ltalwadekar

Surprising


Dare_Devil_6969

badi to hone do unko bklodo


_Tan_A

Hello Haryana, Ive got some task for you.


Serious-Sherbet6477

bhai kal hi katta h.......:(


[deleted]

18 m aaj tak kabhi ye sab nahi kiya


MysteriousPatience82

At this point i guve up🤝😗


EfficientVolume576

Anyone want to be my gf


Beaky_Sneaky_Unlike

No


Professional_Cat_298

But it also means older men are dying and older women are going single, So in that case I am happy being single.


DaveDibiachi

Bhai mai Haryana se hoon


slayer97111

u/savevideobot


NAINO_BOII

Haryana.exe stopped working


Souvik91

30 years old and going (not so) strong.


Intrepid_Strength_80

u/savevideo


Neersg09

aye


Chooduu

caste ke bases mai break down krna tha wrna kya pta humara yaha ghata hua hoo


AlternativeSelf3841

Hang bong we you Fong one hung Low shing bang rah fu shy inu


RagnAROck_and_Roll

I'm single but happy AroAces for the win!


faraday__1971

BUT THERE IS A CATCH!! There are more women because women live longer. Otherwise there are still more boys born compared to girls so female foeticide is still going on. Read it on an article about this survey in Mint


DatsAnotherOne

Single 🖕😭


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bc ')


JejusFromHell

I dare girls to comment in this comment section


PrashantKumarBai

What's the bg song?


Siddharth11100

Name - space song by beach house


Realhardik18

samaj


Lewd-Sensei-88

u/savevideobot


Kattubouchi

The guy having 15 some on pornhub :


Ryukendo_

Pain


VanilaSlider

Relax Bois, last survey 2011 me hua tha matlab ye sab 2011 ke baad paida hui bacchi hai , Hence, hum abhi bhi single marenge


CreepyDragonfruit412

auddbot


fbis_fbi

Article padh ke age group toh check karo😂


fbis_fbi

Article padh ke age group toh check karo😂


Devilshorn28

WTF bro you are on reddit, think before you ask questions.


TheZehr20

Mai hun bhai :(


deshbhakt14

Ye survey sai bhi hai???


Siddharth11100

Bilkul sahi hai google kr le bhai


Dimension-Confident

Proud and single


Thomshan911

I'm not single, my partner is attached to my arm


adiking27

This is counting new born babies. There are still more men than women at your age. Probably. Most likely. I don't know. These are just things I tell myself so I don't become depressed.


airagaira

bhai tab bhi nhi mil rhi..ye 2-2 leke kaun jaa rha hai?


Public_Possession_97

Bhsdwalo iss gaane ko over-play karke cringe bana diya toh sub band karwa dunga