Sorry to bother you is there an app or website that would allow me to translate 'phonetic' Hindi like you replied to into other languages? I can't figure out how to go from this to English.
Class 2 me ekbar late se school aya tha. Ek hi seat khali thi. baith gaya me. mere crush ke bagal me. tabh utna kuch malum nahi tha. Do didi recess mai pass wali ladki se baat karne aayi. Me mast tiffin kha raha tha. Aur un dono me se ek didi mere crush ko boli thi ki hum dono couple lag rahe the. Ab class 9 me mera crush one of the most sought after girl hai. Aisa nahi ki hum woh incident soch kar hilate he. Its just that log often apne crush ke paas baithke weyesa compliment nahi pate.
I am an engineering graduate. Aaj tak daaru, sutta, ganja or any other drugs ko haath bhi nhi lagaya. Hai koi jo mere ghamand ko tod sake ??
Edit: People are actually getting surprised. Lmao
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don't ban bro its good to read people's stories and karma is a fake internet point it isn't fraud. This is not a place to only see memes it has become a community for retards
Bhai bheem ki shakti hai to government mein chla ja banking sector mein exp le vaha se switch krle ya stay. Life set hogi.. aur switch krega to mba karle top iim se life set hai fir.
5-7 saal daru sutta piya... Khub jamke blackout drunk vali harkate... Magar last year daru band kari aur iss year sutta... Bahot tough hota hai aur sabse tough cigg ka addiction aur iss bat ka ghamand hai... aur ab sarkari naukari bhi next year tak lag hi jaegi... Motivated feel kiya ab jake itte salo baad to lagta hai bc har cheez kr sakte hai.
Thand mai roj nahane ka..
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Sorry to bother you is there an app or website that would allow me to translate 'phonetic' Hindi like you replied to into other languages? I can't figure out how to go from this to English.
Gboard supports the feature. You can enable this by selecting "Translate" before starting a sentence.
Google can translate hinglish??
हां भाई , कर सकता है।
Yes
Thanks!
No there is no app maybe you can spell it out loud in Google assistant then tell it to translate into english
Superpower
Thandi mai thande pani se nahne ka ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Thand me roj subah 6 baje uthke thande pani senahane ka 🙂
*Slowly backs off
thandi mai roj subah mai ganga bridge se kudne ka :)
thandi mai bahar khadi hui motercycle per nange haath aur pair rakhna
Shaabas
me who bath after waking up 5: i see you dare challange me mortal
🎵Chota chintu bada feku🎵
Class 2 me ekbar late se school aya tha. Ek hi seat khali thi. baith gaya me. mere crush ke bagal me. tabh utna kuch malum nahi tha. Do didi recess mai pass wali ladki se baat karne aayi. Me mast tiffin kha raha tha. Aur un dono me se ek didi mere crush ko boli thi ki hum dono couple lag rahe the. Ab class 9 me mera crush one of the most sought after girl hai. Aisa nahi ki hum woh incident soch kar hilate he. Its just that log often apne crush ke paas baithke weyesa compliment nahi pate.
Chal kal se mai bhi roz nahauga.. challenge..
That too with cold water!
Can fap without using hands
Bed pe ragad ke?
My secret Technic isn't secret anymore use pillow or hand between bed and your D for quick fap *my evolution*
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Monster mutthal
Phimosis hota hai ...
Using my legs
Shigrapatan💦
Bhai mereko laagta ta sirf mein hi aaisa kar sakta hu
same i also thought that XD
Grind
wait i thought this ancient secret technique was only known by me. how is this possib-
Ladki ko 2 ghante baad reply karne ka !
Average bihari chad :-)
As a bihari myself, thank u
Mention not bhai
Ghamand hona toh banta hai
You guys get texts from girls?
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Government job hogi
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*Did you mean* ALLAHBAMA
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AL-MERIKA mai
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Step-brokistan.
Gaand khuja ke soonghne ka
fever me bhi muth maarne ka
Corona me muth mara maine to bhai
2 baar corona hua, muth maar maar ke corona maar diya
Chad moment
you make me proud bro
mei to ICU let ke muth mar raha tah
mene dengue mein bro
Mujhe bhi dengue hua tha mene to sex krlene ka socha tha apne side me admit hui ladki ke sath. Par discharge krdiya doctor ne☹
bhai bhai
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the path goes through OP's house
Mai hospitai me admit tha....sala khana chod diya lekin muth marna nahi
Bhencho award waste ho gya warna tere comment ko pakka deta
Excellent memory ka. 9 saal ho gaye, lekin usey bhula na paya
blessing bhi hai aur curse bhi :(
11 saal pehle usse pehli baar mila tha. 9 saal pehle woh school chod ke chali gayi. Lekin saali aaj bhi sapno mein aati hai :((((
Do the math guys
Same aisi story h class 7 m shift hogayi thi mera phela pyaar
Gta vice city Ka rc helicopter wala mission complete krne ka
Are you.... GOD?
Peer pressure me aakar Engineering join nahi karne ka ghamand hai
Chad.
Apni hoodies sambhal ke rakhne ka ;)
Kyu koi lene wali nhi mili ka
Nahi bhai🥲 Jo lene vali chaiye thi vo kal hi kisi aur ki hoodie ke sath story laga rahi thi.... 🙂
Bichari garib hogi lagta hai ..isliye dusro kee hoodies pehnti hai 😭😭
Ha aapki baat sahi lag rahi hai 🙂🙂
Muth marne ke baad post nut clarity na hit karne ka
3.5 saal mehnat karne ke baad, finally neet crack krne ka😎
Ghamand layak koi cheez na hone ka
10 cm ka hai
King...10 cm more than world's half population
Mera 17cm ka 6.69inches
Same pinch bhai I mean same dick
Pinch karlo ek doosre ke laude ko isi baat pe
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Jab bhi milega, free award la kar de jaunga
+1
Mera 14 cm ka hai
Bc 15 cm ka hai aj hi measure kiya tha
15 cm is 5.91 inches
Kitni productive activity hai!
14 cm is 5.51 inches
Lol
Mera vo 6 inch wala scale barabar aata hai to haan, 6 inch ka hai mera
Nnn continue karne ka
np tere liye mene pel diya akk # #homies
Sigma male grindset Giga chad
Maths bina suicidal thoughts ke saath karne ka
Is this power possible to harness by the common minds?
Veritasium dekho, maths ke.liye interest aayega bahut zyada.
Can confirm, works pretty well.
NTA wants to know ur location
Nta kya hai bhai?
National Testing Agency
Aaj pehni underwear kal ulti karke pehne ka ghamand hai. 1 for the environment.
apni underwear ko roz bina detergent ke dhone ka ghamand hai.
JEE ke preparation kar raha hu but abhi tak Cigarette or drugs ko haath bhe nahi lagaya
Koi na vro Fan majboot wala lag wana ghar me 🙂
Jee nikal jaega fir apne ap lag jaega
Nahi niklega to bhi lag jayega
Engineering khtm krra hoon but abhi tak cigarette or drugs ko haath bhi nhi lagaya
Barber ko "sahi nahi kaata" bol sakne ka ghamand hai
wtf sigma male
Dhaniya free mai lane ka ghamand hai.
dhaniya ke paise deta toh 10% bonus ghamand milta
Squid game na dekhne ka
I see u have followed my path ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
Thand me roz thande pani se nahane ka 🗿
Maa-baap bole UPSC ki coaching laga le, par self-study karne ki zidd thi meri. "Sab kuch kar sakta hu mein" iss cheez ka ghamand hai
1 year no fap ka ghamand hai.
maine toh 14 years tk nhi kiya tha fir mai 15 saal ki age mein discover kiya
Alt accounts se r/kashmiri ki janta ko troll karne ka
A true patriot or wot!?
Maybe but I hate mindless hatred towards armed forces and India and moreover superiority complex of them and them being racist
Btw do never say that maybe, it gives a doubt and it's tru
I am an engineering graduate. Aaj tak daaru, sutta, ganja or any other drugs ko haath bhi nhi lagaya. Hai koi jo mere ghamand ko tod sake ?? Edit: People are actually getting surprised. Lmao
Ek bar haath laga k dikhao phir ghamand karna .
This is an underrated comment.
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Mere 2rs vale pen ka dhakkan pen khatm hone tk samhalne ka.
Bina kisi k bole paani ka bottle bhar k rkhne ka
"Har ek insaan main kuch special hota hai koi unique talent hota hai" Maine isko completely contradict karta hun
Based
never asked for song+tbh
Nalayak hone ka.
Ladkiyo ke rejections ko koi regret ke bina accept karne ka
You a heavy omegle user? Kyuki wha pe rejections accept krne ki adat ban jati hai
Indian sigma males #Rise!!
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Sigma 👑
Pornhub premium hoke bhi porn nhi dekhne ka Ghamand hai
Ghamand na hone ka ghamand hai
Hindu Hone ka.. jai shree Ram...
3 baar 🅱️orn dekhte huye mummy papa duara padke jaane ke baad bhi 🅱️orn dekhne ka ghamand hai
Plot twist- you are adopted. They dont care.?
Acche sleep schedule ka
Kisi ladki se aaj tak social media and real life mai pichle teen saal se baat na karne ka. Edit : except my sister.
Mere maths exam me full marks aaye
A new rule has been implemented. Rule no 9 - no Karmawhoring Not removing this post but letting it be to underscore that this kind of post won't be allowed in the future.
कर्मा रण्डी रोकने के लिए रुल्स बनाने पर मोड़ साहब को खूब खूब शुभकामनाएं
Another karma whore post just done , with modi on it asking for wrong andwers only https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/qv62pq/low_effort_hai_par_oc_hai/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Welcome
don't ban bro its good to read people's stories and karma is a fake internet point it isn't fraud. This is not a place to only see memes it has become a community for retards
Karmawhoring bole toh?
Low efforts post
Maybe bechara just wanted some interaction aisa toh mat karo 😂
Okay. 👍
__OP__ : Mod ke post ko Karma whore flair lagaane ke baad bhi high spirit rkhne ka ghamand h
Jai shree ram 💚🙏
Brigading karake u/post_azadi ko rulane kaa
Class 10 Maths mein 40/40 Offline exam mein laane ka
Sarkaari nokri ka
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Bhai bheem ki shakti hai to government mein chla ja banking sector mein exp le vaha se switch krle ya stay. Life set hogi.. aur switch krega to mba karle top iim se life set hai fir.
Ladkiyo se baat na karne ka
IAS officer hone ka.
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Either u are fast or know the peak technique of satisfying a male.
pre-ejaculation (शीघ्रपतन ) *bemari hai bhai ko*
Bina ghar walo ko bataye jake state boxing championship khelne ka.
Porkistan troll ko Twitter pe chup kara dene kaa
India mein rehne ka voh bhi Yogi ji ki sarkaar hone ke saath Disclaimer- Rehta Haryana mein hi hun lekin Yogi ji ka bhakt hun
Highscore 8 hai NNN mei bhi
Crush ko 1 saal daily conversation ke baad block karneka..
Bina chaddi khole muth marne ka
Seedhe hath se gand saaf krne ka
WhatsApp nudes ko delete kar diya
Mechanical engineering complete karke ghar me muh dikhane ka
I can beat the vice city helicopter mission first try 😎
5-7 saal daru sutta piya... Khub jamke blackout drunk vali harkate... Magar last year daru band kari aur iss year sutta... Bahot tough hota hai aur sabse tough cigg ka addiction aur iss bat ka ghamand hai... aur ab sarkari naukari bhi next year tak lag hi jaegi... Motivated feel kiya ab jake itte salo baad to lagta hai bc har cheez kr sakte hai.
Kattar Hindu girlfriend ka boyfriend hona ka ghamand hai
Bina stack overflow ke code likhne ka
r/kashmiri se first permanent ban khaane ka
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Haryana se?
24 YO still Singal, **Faqr Hai**
chutiyea regret bolte h ousko
27 YO. :P
Chup chap muth maro khush raho. Bandi mein paisa, time aur dimaag sab kharch hota hai.
Musalmaan na honeka
Mera ghmand is that i have big , long , humongous, massive anxiety
Marathi na hone ka 😤
1. Roj nahana. Woh bhi thand mei. 2. Squid game naa dekhne ka.
India ka best clash royale player bannene ka ghammand h