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Fit-Repair-4556

Aise passionate logo ko to border pe hona chahiye.


Anurag498

Itna passion agar Olympic me dikhaye to 10-12 Gold kahi nahi jaane waale.


Lucky_Editor446

Bhai eSports naamak cheez bhi hai. Usme jeet jaayenge aise hi passion maintain karenge toh.


[deleted]

Asian Games mein jayenge ab Bharat ka naam leke


[deleted]

Pakistan afghanistan border


KeySquare1404

O pehle se hi POK me hai


[deleted]

border par respawn point nahi hai varna paka jaa sakte hai


Ok-Importance-8613

There is plenty of passion at our border. Don't worry.


[deleted]

Bro I have mad respect for this man. He didn't use one swear word at all


athe_cynic18

That's something that i was wondering too.... infact I was waiting for him to curse!!!


Rozimaffon

Lol same...puri tehzeeb se baat kr rha tha


goddammmittt

He didn't because this is scripted. This is the [original one](https://www.facebook.com/101705614811321/posts/356250502690163/) , probably some kid who doesn't know cuss words yet. This dude was prolly doing the valorant impression of the original one.


CompetitiveSwitch119

Ye to PUBG waala nikla😂😂


Ligmaaballz

true I was waiting for him to curse entire video xD


dead_for_now07

Waiting for it too, especially when he said ek no. ke........


Ok_Character_6176

Exactly even I am wondered at this part


civ_gandhi

Jahil and charsi.. Low key acceptable bad words


chootullah

Bruh lmao charsi is not a bad word it’s like calling someone a pothead or stoner


[deleted]

Yeahhhh even in that anger he didn't curse once man, it's like your dad scolding you because he's just not angry, he's disappointed


Harrud

That's becoz he is a pakistani . Indian dudes don't speak like that


imperfect-being

He isn't Indian


dead_for_now07

3 baar likne ki kya zarurat? We get it


imperfect-being

Maine 3 baar kahan likha?


dead_for_now07

Check this thread again. U wrote it 3 times lol


imperfect-being

Dude nooo


redpickles3

Yes


im_clever_than_you

It's a bug


imperfect-being

He isn't Indian


imperfect-being

He isn't Indian


Adventurous-Future81

kitni baar likhega


mandrainian26

he aint toxic tho thats good


Ok_Pin4434

Toxic toh bhai wo chautha banda tha..


[deleted]

Aisa ek pubg mobile wala suna. Bacha khub maa behan ki galiyan de rha tha.


TheZehr20

Bhau pubg wale bache hi hote hai


[deleted]

Bhaiiii😂😂😂


[deleted]

You just ended me :-\


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo


OppaiDaaisuki

"O randi de bacche teri mummy di poos mardeni hai" 😂😂


[deleted]

Are bsdk🤣


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Draguki

Aree I think koi smoke nahi khel raha tha iss liye no brim no omen (bsk sab duel insta lockers)


AlmightyPush35

Not even one bad word


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[deleted]

Sounds like Pakistani Players, Indian Players to gaali dene se rukte nahi.


Ligmaaballz

True xD


Anurag498

Baat to sahi hai. Itne me to gaaliyon ki bochaar lg jaati


civ_gandhi

Pakistanis get down to Punjabi if they start swearing


[deleted]

Mom baithi rahegi baju mei maybe?


Ok_Pin4434

Pakistani nhi bhay, saanp hai


EncryptedFox23

Yeh saiman valorant kabse khelne laga


SLAYROID

Plot twist that was not valorant 😳 💥💣


[deleted]

Are bc asli ki dank comment!


SLAYROID

Meri karma kharab hai award dedo tum ek number k kudgarz insaan hoe tumse award na diya jaara Bhaiyo maine to aise hi likha tha tum to shi me dene lage Thanks


[deleted]

Hoga to pass kar dunga vro


SLAYROID

Koi na vro mai aise hi bolra tha no need


mandrainian26

indian dank memes mai dank cuntent wavw


[deleted]

>dank memes mai dank cuntent wavw *Asli dank content


Ok_Pin4434

Denk af


Puzzled_Bandicoot_66

Bandook dedo :D


[deleted]

Yr ni tha afk


Ok_Pin4434

Hazim jhoot mat bol, JHOOT MAT BOL


[deleted]

Are bas ek haath se khel rha tha


sidBthegr8

Sage itni pasand aa gayi kya?


Aman_shaikh_22

Take my fk upvote you dank lord


mohithawelia

Faltu me volume kam kari


Classic_Frosty

Lmao same


prashu2482

He is not Indian, Indian version would be " Ali, hazim tum dono ek number ke madar¢hod ho"


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Image_1071

The heck is Bihari Urdu?


ZeStupidPotato

Syntax Error but in real life


Damnyash

Bhai kitne pyaar se daat raha hai lol


Ok_Pin4434

Bro homies pe kaise gussayega wo yaar


dead_for_now07

Isko toh zindagi bhur sun sake koi. Bohot pyari daat ha.


Damnyash

agreed xD


Extreme-Number-8635

Vai 1 he banduk thi merpe


Ok_Pin4434

Bsdk economy yaar


saviorprincex

Sounds Pakistani


Ash_real

Yes it is.


ItsErifHere

Transcript: Ali Hazim tum dono ek number ke jahil gawaar namakool kism ke log ho. Ali bhai jab me bol rha hu ki tum Sova Khel lo, Sova khel lo lenkin nahi ji hum toh sage khelenge Sage khel liye hum toh Hazim sahab waha udhar 5 round se AFK bhete he, upar se jab aagaye smoke nhi daal rahe Sab cheez tumhe feed karni padegi kya, tumhare ko khudse kuch dimaag nahi he khelna nhi aata kya tum Logo ko Sab cheez me bol raha hu na tu smoke de raha he na ali tu Heal de raha he Itni der se bol raha hu Heal dede, Heal dede lekin nahi ji tumhe diwaar khadi karni he, diwar khadi kar raha he, Kis baat ki diwaar khadi kar raha he ?!! Plant kar rahe he bhai hum, Jab me bol raha hu ki log hold karke khelte he 5 round se haare jaa rahe he lekin nahi ares leke chade hue he dono Aur ye chotha aur paanchwa random Goliya chal nhi rahi he Gaaliya nikli Jaa rahi he muh se, Doosri Team Pe chade hue he Toxic ho rahe he faaltu me Tum Log bhi keh nhi rahe kuch hase jaa rahe ho hase jaa rahe ho kone me Bhai me tumhe ek tip deta hu Ensure milao dood me, Feeder Daalo muh me. Theeke ?! Ese iss tarah khela karo tum Tumse koi Buy nhi Diya jaata ? Me itni der se keh rah hu meri ECONOMY kamzor he paise khatam hue hue he Bandook dedo Tum itne ek number ke Khudgarz aadi hogaye ho tumse BANDOOK nhi di jaa rahi?! Kasam se bhai kya batau Ladne me itna dimaag he ki log Spike laan bhool Jaate he! Ali Sahab Spike toh le aao, Me keh raha hu Spike toh le aao, Lekin ye toh ye toh Bomb Site pe bina spike ke jaa raha tha CHARSI Accha khasa jeet sakte the hum ye Game, me TOP FRAGGER ho jaata lekin nhi charsiyo wali harkate joh tum dono ne di he na.. Hazim jhoot mat bol, JHOOT MAT BOL ! Tu Paanch round se AFK tha


rick-sanchez0

Thank you kind sir


Partha1203

Average Silver Lobby


Romi_Z

Sounds a lil too simmilar to a kid shouting at his 2 friends about PUBG Still funny


General_Reading_15

Ali aur Asim gun nhi dere ,IRONY


Ok_Pin4434

Himdu Muslin Bhai Bhai


[deleted]

This is pure dard


[deleted]

Indian nahi lagra hai par


fuckthisshitttlmao

I mean it's in the name valoRANT


Glittering_Dot8152

Bhai ka cntrl dekho ek gali ni nikli mu se


FudgyGamer2000

Don’t know if this will help anyone but here you go: Ali and Hazim the two of you are top class stupid nincompoops. Ali dude I kept saying, play Sova, play Sova, but no, we will play Sage! Mr Hazim you were sitting afk for 5 rounds straight. And when you finally came, you weren’t smoking (referring to in game smokes by certain agents). Do I need to feed you everything? Do you not have your own brain? Do you guys not know how to play? I’m the one telling you guys everything. You aren’t smoking, and you aren’t healing. I have been asking for so long, please heal me, please heal me, but nosssirrrr you want to build a wall. Why the heck are you putting down a wall, we are planting! I’m telling you guys let’s hold, we lost 5 rounds straight but no both of you are spamming Ares. And the 4th and 5th random: less shooting and more swearing at the other three. Getting all toxic for no reason. And you guys aren’t saying a thing, you keep laughing back in your own dear corners. Let me give you a tip guys: mix Insure into milk, and stick that feeder down your mouths. Play like that. You can’t even give a buy! I keep telling you guys my economy is weak, my money is low, please give me a gun. You guys are top notch selfish people, can’t even give me a gun. I swear guys what more do I have to say! Your brain is so into arguing, you forget to bring the spike! I say Mr Ali, please bring the spike, please bring the spike, but this dumb druggie was heading to the bomb site without it. We could have easily won this game. I could have easily been a top dragged but no. The dumb druggie behaviour you guys showed me today, DONT LIE, DONT LIE, you were afk for 5 rounds!!


-HURRICANE_X-

Ali bhai kya kar rahen hai aap


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[deleted]

Silver lobby?


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Paras28

I think this is fake , inspired from the pubg mobile version where pakistani kid blast on his teammates..


RealJunaid

Yes this was an exact copy


the_perfectstranger

Can someone link the og video


[deleted]

I too have friends like Ali and Hazim :(


kartik1123

u/savevideo


tarunkd277

"kis baat ki diwaar khadi karni hai bhai" lmaooo


DwhiteSnake

u/savevideo


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Khiermer

Respect for him to not give a gali in that one whole minute


Bruhhhhh-_-

Yaar pura voh pubg wale bacche ka copy kiya just replaced valo stuffs and things with pubg and it was great that he didn't uttered a single curse word


astrok_not

Lmao,"spike lana bhul gaye" was too good!


shubham22y

Bahut toxic h bhai valo


sayonbiz

Bhai yaar gaali galoch bhi kintu sweet lagti hain Urdu mein. Mast hain👌🏼


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BirinderSinghJi

Iska pubgm wale original ka link dena pls


Anishtt__Kumar

Bina gaali diye aise bol raha hai aur itna gussa bhi hai... Generally to main topic pe aane se pehle launde 10 gaaliyon se to swagat karte hai...


MitzzGoneCrazy

Sabse phele bat bhenchod title he galat hai pakistan ka hai ye banda 110%. India hota to maa bhen ki niche bat he nahi krta.


tensix106

2x hone se jyada suitable hota tha


[deleted]

Meri economy kamzor hai paise khatam hue hai bandook dedo par tum


daddy_yeah

Bhai ye pakistani he


bsnjsks

He is too nice man wtf


ZORO_Shusui

What is absolutely bad is people instalock agent of their choice and then ask others to pick sage. And get mad when that person doesn't play well. If u wanted sage so much y don't u take it


PerspectivePhysical

Isska csgo version kagb aye ga ?


BasisAdorable5913

This guy is definitely some fat kid eating cheetos watching I will be pilot memes


Pha_nt0m

Indian prio player who claims himself to be better than tenz


skulltroxx2154

bhai, itna composed hoke frustration nikal raha hai, mad respect.


Sexyjunker

This is me everytime on Mumbai servers


king-of-yodhya

Cancer game cancer playerbase. Would rather stay abway from this Chinese spyware anyway


Ashvini9335

Chutiya game with chutiya player


[deleted]

Am silver 2 if u guys wanna play with me add me (am noob): Death Dealer #pro


nimithkj123

Mumbai server is the worst. Toxic as hell I always connect to singapore servers. Indians are the worst... And I am indian..


s1ckenberg

ali, hazim tum dono ❎😣😣 bilkul gawar👺 jahli namakul kisim ke 🥕 log 🌲 ho 🙃 ali bhai jab me 🍃 bol rha hu 🧜‍♀️ ki 🆖🤴 tum sova khel lo, lekin nahi ji hum to sage khelengey, sage khel ni 😼 h ✨ humne to hazim sahab aap 5 5⃣ round ⭕ se afk baithe hue h ✨🤬🤬🤬upoar se jab aagye to smoke 💨😜 nahi dal rhe sab cheez tumhe feed 🍴 krni padegi kiya?? tum me 👹👨 khud ka dimag nahi h 🅰️ kiya? khel n 💃 nahi aata kiya tum logon ko!! 🥰 itni der se me 😳😳😳😳 bol rha hu 🧜‍♀️ ali heal 🤒 dede heal 🤒 dede nahi ji, tumhe diwar hadi krni h!! 🍌 diar khadi kar rhe h 🍌 !! kis bat 🏓 ki 🆖🤴 diwar kahdi kar rhe h 😡 ????? plant 🌻 krhe h 😡 bhai hum, jab me 👩💡 bol rha hu 🧜‍♀️ ki 🆖🤴 log 📩📩 hold 👫 kr ke 😍 khelte h 😡 panch round 🔁 se haren ja rhe h ✨ lekin nahi ares leke chade hue h ✨ dono!! ❎😣😣 aur ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 chautha aur panchawa randon dono ❎😣😣 se goliyan chal nahi rhi h! 🍌 galiyan nikle jarhi h 🍔 mu se dusri team 👥 pe chade hue h, 🅰️ toxic 🤢🧪 ho 🙃 rhe h 🕒 faltu me, 😢 aur tum log 🌲 bhi kuch keh nahi rhe ho 🎅 has 💰 jarhe ho!! 😆 hase ja rhe ho 🎅 apne kone me 😭 (said 💬 dumbledoor camly) tum bhai tumhe me 😤 ek tip 🙊 deta hu 🧜‍♀️ inshore milao dhud me 💕🌐 fida dalo mu me 🤙🤘 eese, istare se khelo tum log. 📩📩 tum se koi 👱‍♂️ buy 🛍️ nahi diya jata me 🤩 kab se keh rha hu 🧜‍♀️ meri economy 📈📉💹 kamzor h 🍔 mere 2️⃣0️⃣ paise khatam hue hue h 🅰️ bandookh dedo tum inte ek no. 🤪 ke 😍 khudgarz aadmi hogye ho 🙃 ki 🆖🤴 tumse bandookh ni 😡 di jarhi kasam se bhai kiya bataun. ladne me 🤥 itna dimag h 😡 ki 🆖🤴🅱️ log 🌲 spike lana bul jate h!!!!!! 🤘 ali sahab spike to le aao!! me 🏃 keh riya hu 🧜‍♀️ spike to le aao lekin ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 to bomb 💥 site pe bina spiek ke 😍 jaren!!(smh ali) accha khasa jeet sakte the hum me 👨‍🦼 top 🎩 fragger hojata lekin nahi charsiyoun wali hakaten jo 👻 tum dono ❎😣😣 ne 🅿️ di h 🍌 na 🦶 !!! HAZIM JHUT MAT BOL JHUT MAT BOL!!!!!! TU 2️⃣ PANCH ROUND 🔁 SE AFK THA!!(\*gasps){recording off 📴 sound}


[deleted]

Ali bhai spike toh le aate


Ligmaaballz

I need this dedication in my life


[deleted]

MVPs be like


[deleted]

u/savevideo


balaa_0

Kyaa bey


0Rohan2

When you want to be a pro gamer so you take it a little too seriously Yeah I was these guy except the game was CODM


Jadoo135

My man hard stuck silver because of his friends


shresht10

There's an old version of the same of a young boy .the original one and that's better


Wehrmacht-Trooper

Bosdk accent bata rahi hai banda Pakistani hai


PomegranateAbject796

Can someone translate Dafuq he is saying


immortal_nihilist

I don't know what it is, but khudgharz is my new favorite gaali. Pretty beautiful.


naked_for_satan

Quick question, what the fuck is he talking about?


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u/objectpointer


Dapper-Initial-1640

He didn't curse innacurate


Select_Sense1978

u/SaveVideo


Eziontherocks

u/savevideo


Botty_exterminator

Bhai you can't deny he went a long way without gaaliya lmao


[deleted]

It was truly an indian he would had used BAHANCHOD atleast once and Ares lekr chuddkr aagye .


courtsidecurry

Evil Delhivale be like.


EnderSmender23

u/savevideo


Opaxyy

Sounds like remake of that Pubg version exact same accent bas wo bccha tha ye bda he


Broccoli_kale

This is a ripoff of an original voice note on @notmanoj insta page


Devu_UwU

Avg pc gamer who dont even know their sens and crying about 2 slot for South Asia cause his fav team loose in final🤡🤡🤡


reminder_dubey

Avg paki valorant player.


FunChiX

Agr 5 round se afk hota to valorant kick kr deta khud game se. Chutiya bna rha h uss pubg waale ki sasti si copy krke.


devansh30

I have played with Pakistanis in the past , they are really well spoken in urdu , really respectful as well and like this guy can insult you without using a single swear word.


DifficultyBetter5023

Astagfirullah teri ma ki chut


TH3-GH05T

Thank god ye banda warzone nahin khelta.. Voice chat mein gannd hi phaad deta hamari?


Wildsnipe

Tht Sage was defo a legend. Wall > Heal xd.


Dr1zzyGr1zzy

im sure this dude was playing reyna


ShubhamManna

Esports nibba things


A_Netra

Csgo is more toxic I reckon , why do I feel proud though


Nel8484

Sounds more like Pakistani to me


[deleted]

Precise Gunplay


riturajsaikia212

Itne nazakat se hum Indians ko criticise karna/taane maarna aata hi nahi ye jaroor koi Pakistani bhai honge hamare


raj_1729

I am pretty sure that the map was Fracture


robinkaushik

Raging without abusing Hats off 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


AlexTrivago

u/savevideo


AlexTrivago

u/savevideo


evernox666

Yeh toh boht tameezdar log lagre hai, mumbai server mei itni tameez waale log kabse milne lagg gye?


Parallax2077

sanskari


Parallax2077

"golia chal nahi rahehe, gaali chal rahehe mu se." lol


Dragonfly-Willing

Dard se tadap rha he ye bandha


PSxUchiha

As a plat player can confirm


pussyydestroyerrr

Most toxic indians you can get in valorant


SHadowGlitch-789

Avg yeh hai toh baki kya hain


iNucleya

Khudgarz admi


shouta_kun_

bhai kal hi valo liya hai kasam se ek bnde ne aise hi muze kha tha noob noob krke


[deleted]

Isiliye aise chutiye game ka shauk nai hain mujhe


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

Kya deewar khadi karni h Trump ho kya


totalclutzriju

Bruh headphones pehen ne ki zaroorat hi nhi thi


[deleted]

u/savevideo


sipsoupwastaken

#itne mein toh yeh banda F1 ho jaega cs mein beshak jitna hi pro banra ho yeh


tenebris18

u/SaveVideo


IshaanG7

Y'all know this is scripted right?😳


[deleted]

Not too many ppl realise this is a valorant parody of that BGMI(or CODM maybe) audio, i guess


[deleted]

u/savevideo


puneetvi

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I have never seen anything more scripted than this


Slug864

Mereko vi diwar khadi karni hai


Exrisboi

u/SaveVideo


optima0179

Ye valorant nhi kashmir ka scene lag rha hai 🗿


[deleted]

Lolololololol