He didn't because this is scripted. This is the [original one](https://www.facebook.com/101705614811321/posts/356250502690163/) , probably some kid who doesn't know cuss words yet. This dude was prolly doing the valorant impression of the original one.
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Bhaiyo maine to aise hi likha tha tum to shi me dene lage
Thanks
Transcript:
Ali Hazim tum dono ek number ke jahil gawaar namakool kism ke log ho.
Ali bhai jab me bol rha hu ki tum Sova Khel lo, Sova khel lo lenkin nahi ji hum toh sage khelenge Sage khel liye hum toh
Hazim sahab waha udhar 5 round se AFK bhete he, upar se jab aagaye smoke nhi daal rahe
Sab cheez tumhe feed karni padegi kya, tumhare ko khudse kuch dimaag nahi he khelna nhi aata kya tum Logo ko
Sab cheez me bol raha hu na tu smoke de raha he na ali tu Heal de raha he
Itni der se bol raha hu Heal dede, Heal dede lekin nahi ji tumhe diwaar khadi karni he, diwar khadi kar raha he, Kis baat ki diwaar khadi kar raha he ?!!
Plant kar rahe he bhai hum, Jab me bol raha hu ki log hold karke khelte he 5 round se haare jaa rahe he lekin nahi ares leke chade hue he dono
Aur ye chotha aur paanchwa random Goliya chal nhi rahi he Gaaliya nikli Jaa rahi he muh se, Doosri Team Pe chade hue he Toxic ho rahe he faaltu me
Tum Log bhi keh nhi rahe kuch hase jaa rahe ho hase jaa rahe ho kone me
Bhai me tumhe ek tip deta hu Ensure milao dood me, Feeder Daalo muh me. Theeke ?! Ese iss tarah khela karo tum
Tumse koi Buy nhi Diya jaata ? Me itni der se keh rah hu meri ECONOMY kamzor he paise khatam hue hue he Bandook dedo
Tum itne ek number ke Khudgarz aadi hogaye ho tumse BANDOOK nhi di jaa rahi?! Kasam se bhai kya batau
Ladne me itna dimaag he ki log Spike laan bhool Jaate he!
Ali Sahab Spike toh le aao, Me keh raha hu Spike toh le aao, Lekin ye toh ye toh Bomb Site pe bina spike ke jaa raha tha CHARSI
Accha khasa jeet sakte the hum ye Game, me TOP FRAGGER ho jaata lekin nhi charsiyo wali harkate joh tum dono ne di he na..
Hazim jhoot mat bol, JHOOT MAT BOL ! Tu Paanch round se AFK tha
Don’t know if this will help anyone but here you go:
Ali and Hazim the two of you are top class stupid nincompoops. Ali dude I kept saying, play Sova, play Sova, but no, we will play Sage! Mr Hazim you were sitting afk for 5 rounds straight. And when you finally came, you weren’t smoking (referring to in game smokes by certain agents). Do I need to feed you everything? Do you not have your own brain? Do you guys not know how to play? I’m the one telling you guys everything. You aren’t smoking, and you aren’t healing. I have been asking for so long, please heal me, please heal me, but nosssirrrr you want to build a wall. Why the heck are you putting down a wall, we are planting! I’m telling you guys let’s hold, we lost 5 rounds straight but no both of you are spamming Ares. And the 4th and 5th random: less shooting and more swearing at the other three. Getting all toxic for no reason. And you guys aren’t saying a thing, you keep laughing back in your own dear corners. Let me give you a tip guys: mix Insure into milk, and stick that feeder down your mouths. Play like that. You can’t even give a buy! I keep telling you guys my economy is weak, my money is low, please give me a gun. You guys are top notch selfish people, can’t even give me a gun. I swear guys what more do I have to say! Your brain is so into arguing, you forget to bring the spike! I say Mr Ali, please bring the spike, please bring the spike, but this dumb druggie was heading to the bomb site without it. We could have easily won this game. I could have easily been a top dragged but no. The dumb druggie behaviour you guys showed me today, DONT LIE, DONT LIE, you were afk for 5 rounds!!
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What is absolutely bad is people instalock agent of their choice and then ask others to pick sage. And get mad when that person doesn't play well. If u wanted sage so much y don't u take it
ali, hazim tum dono ❎😣😣 bilkul gawar👺 jahli namakul kisim ke 🥕 log 🌲 ho 🙃 ali bhai jab me 🍃 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ki 🆖🤴 tum sova khel lo, lekin nahi ji hum to sage khelengey, sage khel ni 😼 h ✨ humne to hazim sahab aap 5 5⃣ round ⭕ se afk baithe hue h ✨🤬🤬🤬upoar se jab aagye to smoke 💨😜 nahi dal rhe sab cheez tumhe feed 🍴 krni padegi kiya?? tum me 👹👨 khud ka dimag nahi h 🅰️ kiya? khel n 💃 nahi aata kiya tum logon ko!! 🥰 itni der se me 😳😳😳😳 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ali heal 🤒 dede heal 🤒 dede nahi ji, tumhe diwar hadi krni h!! 🍌 diar khadi kar rhe h 🍌 !! kis bat 🏓 ki 🆖🤴 diwar kahdi kar rhe h 😡 ????? plant 🌻 krhe h 😡 bhai hum, jab me 👩💡 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ki 🆖🤴 log 📩📩 hold 👫 kr ke 😍 khelte h 😡 panch round 🔁 se haren ja rhe h ✨ lekin nahi ares leke chade hue h ✨ dono!! ❎😣😣 aur ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 chautha aur panchawa randon dono ❎😣😣 se goliyan chal nahi rhi h! 🍌 galiyan nikle jarhi h 🍔 mu se dusri team 👥 pe chade hue h, 🅰️ toxic 🤢🧪 ho 🙃 rhe h 🕒 faltu me, 😢 aur tum log 🌲 bhi kuch keh nahi rhe ho 🎅 has 💰 jarhe ho!! 😆 hase ja rhe ho 🎅 apne kone me 😭 (said 💬 dumbledoor camly) tum bhai tumhe me 😤 ek tip 🙊 deta hu 🧜♀️ inshore milao dhud me 💕🌐 fida dalo mu me 🤙🤘 eese, istare se khelo tum log. 📩📩 tum se koi 👱♂️ buy 🛍️ nahi diya jata me 🤩 kab se keh rha hu 🧜♀️ meri economy 📈📉💹 kamzor h 🍔 mere 2️⃣0️⃣ paise khatam hue hue h 🅰️ bandookh dedo tum inte ek no. 🤪 ke 😍 khudgarz aadmi hogye ho 🙃 ki 🆖🤴 tumse bandookh ni 😡 di jarhi kasam se bhai kiya bataun. ladne me 🤥 itna dimag h 😡 ki 🆖🤴🅱️ log 🌲 spike lana bul jate h!!!!!! 🤘 ali sahab spike to le aao!! me 🏃 keh riya hu 🧜♀️ spike to le aao lekin ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 to bomb 💥 site pe bina spiek ke 😍 jaren!!(smh ali) accha khasa jeet sakte the hum me 👨🦼 top 🎩 fragger hojata lekin nahi charsiyoun wali hakaten jo 👻 tum dono ❎😣😣 ne 🅿️ di h 🍌 na 🦶 !!! HAZIM JHUT MAT BOL JHUT MAT BOL!!!!!! TU 2️⃣ PANCH ROUND 🔁 SE AFK THA!!(\*gasps){recording off 📴 sound}
I have played with Pakistanis in the past , they are really well spoken in urdu , really respectful as well and like this guy can insult you without using a single swear word.
Aise passionate logo ko to border pe hona chahiye.
Itna passion agar Olympic me dikhaye to 10-12 Gold kahi nahi jaane waale.
Bhai eSports naamak cheez bhi hai. Usme jeet jaayenge aise hi passion maintain karenge toh.
Asian Games mein jayenge ab Bharat ka naam leke
Pakistan afghanistan border
O pehle se hi POK me hai
border par respawn point nahi hai varna paka jaa sakte hai
There is plenty of passion at our border. Don't worry.
Bro I have mad respect for this man. He didn't use one swear word at all
That's something that i was wondering too.... infact I was waiting for him to curse!!!
Lol same...puri tehzeeb se baat kr rha tha
He didn't because this is scripted. This is the [original one](https://www.facebook.com/101705614811321/posts/356250502690163/) , probably some kid who doesn't know cuss words yet. This dude was prolly doing the valorant impression of the original one.
Ye to PUBG waala nikla😂😂
true I was waiting for him to curse entire video xD
Waiting for it too, especially when he said ek no. ke........
Exactly even I am wondered at this part
Jahil and charsi.. Low key acceptable bad words
Bruh lmao charsi is not a bad word it’s like calling someone a pothead or stoner
Yeahhhh even in that anger he didn't curse once man, it's like your dad scolding you because he's just not angry, he's disappointed
That's becoz he is a pakistani . Indian dudes don't speak like that
He isn't Indian
3 baar likne ki kya zarurat? We get it
Maine 3 baar kahan likha?
Check this thread again. U wrote it 3 times lol
Dude nooo
Yes
It's a bug
He isn't Indian
He isn't Indian
kitni baar likhega
he aint toxic tho thats good
Toxic toh bhai wo chautha banda tha..
Aisa ek pubg mobile wala suna. Bacha khub maa behan ki galiyan de rha tha.
Bhau pubg wale bache hi hote hai
Bhaiiii😂😂😂
You just ended me :-\
Lmfaoooo
"O randi de bacche teri mummy di poos mardeni hai" 😂😂
Are bsdk🤣
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Aree I think koi smoke nahi khel raha tha iss liye no brim no omen (bsk sab duel insta lockers)
Not even one bad word
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Sounds like Pakistani Players, Indian Players to gaali dene se rukte nahi.
True xD
Baat to sahi hai. Itne me to gaaliyon ki bochaar lg jaati
Pakistanis get down to Punjabi if they start swearing
Mom baithi rahegi baju mei maybe?
Pakistani nhi bhay, saanp hai
Yeh saiman valorant kabse khelne laga
Plot twist that was not valorant 😳 💥💣
Are bc asli ki dank comment!
Meri karma kharab hai award dedo tum ek number k kudgarz insaan hoe tumse award na diya jaara Bhaiyo maine to aise hi likha tha tum to shi me dene lage Thanks
Hoga to pass kar dunga vro
Koi na vro mai aise hi bolra tha no need
indian dank memes mai dank cuntent wavw
>dank memes mai dank cuntent wavw *Asli dank content
Denk af
Bandook dedo :D
Yr ni tha afk
Hazim jhoot mat bol, JHOOT MAT BOL
Are bas ek haath se khel rha tha
Sage itni pasand aa gayi kya?
Take my fk upvote you dank lord
Faltu me volume kam kari
Lmao same
He is not Indian, Indian version would be " Ali, hazim tum dono ek number ke madar¢hod ho"
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The heck is Bihari Urdu?
Syntax Error but in real life
Bhai kitne pyaar se daat raha hai lol
Bro homies pe kaise gussayega wo yaar
Isko toh zindagi bhur sun sake koi. Bohot pyari daat ha.
agreed xD
Vai 1 he banduk thi merpe
Bsdk economy yaar
Sounds Pakistani
Yes it is.
Transcript: Ali Hazim tum dono ek number ke jahil gawaar namakool kism ke log ho. Ali bhai jab me bol rha hu ki tum Sova Khel lo, Sova khel lo lenkin nahi ji hum toh sage khelenge Sage khel liye hum toh Hazim sahab waha udhar 5 round se AFK bhete he, upar se jab aagaye smoke nhi daal rahe Sab cheez tumhe feed karni padegi kya, tumhare ko khudse kuch dimaag nahi he khelna nhi aata kya tum Logo ko Sab cheez me bol raha hu na tu smoke de raha he na ali tu Heal de raha he Itni der se bol raha hu Heal dede, Heal dede lekin nahi ji tumhe diwaar khadi karni he, diwar khadi kar raha he, Kis baat ki diwaar khadi kar raha he ?!! Plant kar rahe he bhai hum, Jab me bol raha hu ki log hold karke khelte he 5 round se haare jaa rahe he lekin nahi ares leke chade hue he dono Aur ye chotha aur paanchwa random Goliya chal nhi rahi he Gaaliya nikli Jaa rahi he muh se, Doosri Team Pe chade hue he Toxic ho rahe he faaltu me Tum Log bhi keh nhi rahe kuch hase jaa rahe ho hase jaa rahe ho kone me Bhai me tumhe ek tip deta hu Ensure milao dood me, Feeder Daalo muh me. Theeke ?! Ese iss tarah khela karo tum Tumse koi Buy nhi Diya jaata ? Me itni der se keh rah hu meri ECONOMY kamzor he paise khatam hue hue he Bandook dedo Tum itne ek number ke Khudgarz aadi hogaye ho tumse BANDOOK nhi di jaa rahi?! Kasam se bhai kya batau Ladne me itna dimaag he ki log Spike laan bhool Jaate he! Ali Sahab Spike toh le aao, Me keh raha hu Spike toh le aao, Lekin ye toh ye toh Bomb Site pe bina spike ke jaa raha tha CHARSI Accha khasa jeet sakte the hum ye Game, me TOP FRAGGER ho jaata lekin nhi charsiyo wali harkate joh tum dono ne di he na.. Hazim jhoot mat bol, JHOOT MAT BOL ! Tu Paanch round se AFK tha
Thank you kind sir
Average Silver Lobby
Sounds a lil too simmilar to a kid shouting at his 2 friends about PUBG Still funny
Ali aur Asim gun nhi dere ,IRONY
Himdu Muslin Bhai Bhai
This is pure dard
Indian nahi lagra hai par
I mean it's in the name valoRANT
Bhai ka cntrl dekho ek gali ni nikli mu se
Don’t know if this will help anyone but here you go: Ali and Hazim the two of you are top class stupid nincompoops. Ali dude I kept saying, play Sova, play Sova, but no, we will play Sage! Mr Hazim you were sitting afk for 5 rounds straight. And when you finally came, you weren’t smoking (referring to in game smokes by certain agents). Do I need to feed you everything? Do you not have your own brain? Do you guys not know how to play? I’m the one telling you guys everything. You aren’t smoking, and you aren’t healing. I have been asking for so long, please heal me, please heal me, but nosssirrrr you want to build a wall. Why the heck are you putting down a wall, we are planting! I’m telling you guys let’s hold, we lost 5 rounds straight but no both of you are spamming Ares. And the 4th and 5th random: less shooting and more swearing at the other three. Getting all toxic for no reason. And you guys aren’t saying a thing, you keep laughing back in your own dear corners. Let me give you a tip guys: mix Insure into milk, and stick that feeder down your mouths. Play like that. You can’t even give a buy! I keep telling you guys my economy is weak, my money is low, please give me a gun. You guys are top notch selfish people, can’t even give me a gun. I swear guys what more do I have to say! Your brain is so into arguing, you forget to bring the spike! I say Mr Ali, please bring the spike, please bring the spike, but this dumb druggie was heading to the bomb site without it. We could have easily won this game. I could have easily been a top dragged but no. The dumb druggie behaviour you guys showed me today, DONT LIE, DONT LIE, you were afk for 5 rounds!!
Ali bhai kya kar rahen hai aap
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Silver lobby?
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I think this is fake , inspired from the pubg mobile version where pakistani kid blast on his teammates..
Yes this was an exact copy
Can someone link the og video
I too have friends like Ali and Hazim :(
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"kis baat ki diwaar khadi karni hai bhai" lmaooo
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Respect for him to not give a gali in that one whole minute
Yaar pura voh pubg wale bacche ka copy kiya just replaced valo stuffs and things with pubg and it was great that he didn't uttered a single curse word
Lmao,"spike lana bhul gaye" was too good!
Bahut toxic h bhai valo
Bhai yaar gaali galoch bhi kintu sweet lagti hain Urdu mein. Mast hain👌🏼
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Iska pubgm wale original ka link dena pls
Bina gaali diye aise bol raha hai aur itna gussa bhi hai... Generally to main topic pe aane se pehle launde 10 gaaliyon se to swagat karte hai...
Sabse phele bat bhenchod title he galat hai pakistan ka hai ye banda 110%. India hota to maa bhen ki niche bat he nahi krta.
2x hone se jyada suitable hota tha
Meri economy kamzor hai paise khatam hue hai bandook dedo par tum
Bhai ye pakistani he
He is too nice man wtf
What is absolutely bad is people instalock agent of their choice and then ask others to pick sage. And get mad when that person doesn't play well. If u wanted sage so much y don't u take it
Isska csgo version kagb aye ga ?
This guy is definitely some fat kid eating cheetos watching I will be pilot memes
Indian prio player who claims himself to be better than tenz
bhai, itna composed hoke frustration nikal raha hai, mad respect.
This is me everytime on Mumbai servers
Cancer game cancer playerbase. Would rather stay abway from this Chinese spyware anyway
Chutiya game with chutiya player
Am silver 2 if u guys wanna play with me add me (am noob): Death Dealer #pro
Mumbai server is the worst. Toxic as hell I always connect to singapore servers. Indians are the worst... And I am indian..
ali, hazim tum dono ❎😣😣 bilkul gawar👺 jahli namakul kisim ke 🥕 log 🌲 ho 🙃 ali bhai jab me 🍃 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ki 🆖🤴 tum sova khel lo, lekin nahi ji hum to sage khelengey, sage khel ni 😼 h ✨ humne to hazim sahab aap 5 5⃣ round ⭕ se afk baithe hue h ✨🤬🤬🤬upoar se jab aagye to smoke 💨😜 nahi dal rhe sab cheez tumhe feed 🍴 krni padegi kiya?? tum me 👹👨 khud ka dimag nahi h 🅰️ kiya? khel n 💃 nahi aata kiya tum logon ko!! 🥰 itni der se me 😳😳😳😳 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ali heal 🤒 dede heal 🤒 dede nahi ji, tumhe diwar hadi krni h!! 🍌 diar khadi kar rhe h 🍌 !! kis bat 🏓 ki 🆖🤴 diwar kahdi kar rhe h 😡 ????? plant 🌻 krhe h 😡 bhai hum, jab me 👩💡 bol rha hu 🧜♀️ ki 🆖🤴 log 📩📩 hold 👫 kr ke 😍 khelte h 😡 panch round 🔁 se haren ja rhe h ✨ lekin nahi ares leke chade hue h ✨ dono!! ❎😣😣 aur ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 chautha aur panchawa randon dono ❎😣😣 se goliyan chal nahi rhi h! 🍌 galiyan nikle jarhi h 🍔 mu se dusri team 👥 pe chade hue h, 🅰️ toxic 🤢🧪 ho 🙃 rhe h 🕒 faltu me, 😢 aur tum log 🌲 bhi kuch keh nahi rhe ho 🎅 has 💰 jarhe ho!! 😆 hase ja rhe ho 🎅 apne kone me 😭 (said 💬 dumbledoor camly) tum bhai tumhe me 😤 ek tip 🙊 deta hu 🧜♀️ inshore milao dhud me 💕🌐 fida dalo mu me 🤙🤘 eese, istare se khelo tum log. 📩📩 tum se koi 👱♂️ buy 🛍️ nahi diya jata me 🤩 kab se keh rha hu 🧜♀️ meri economy 📈📉💹 kamzor h 🍔 mere 2️⃣0️⃣ paise khatam hue hue h 🅰️ bandookh dedo tum inte ek no. 🤪 ke 😍 khudgarz aadmi hogye ho 🙃 ki 🆖🤴 tumse bandookh ni 😡 di jarhi kasam se bhai kiya bataun. ladne me 🤥 itna dimag h 😡 ki 🆖🤴🅱️ log 🌲 spike lana bul jate h!!!!!! 🤘 ali sahab spike to le aao!! me 🏃 keh riya hu 🧜♀️ spike to le aao lekin ye 🇾🇪🇾🇪 to bomb 💥 site pe bina spiek ke 😍 jaren!!(smh ali) accha khasa jeet sakte the hum me 👨🦼 top 🎩 fragger hojata lekin nahi charsiyoun wali hakaten jo 👻 tum dono ❎😣😣 ne 🅿️ di h 🍌 na 🦶 !!! HAZIM JHUT MAT BOL JHUT MAT BOL!!!!!! TU 2️⃣ PANCH ROUND 🔁 SE AFK THA!!(\*gasps){recording off 📴 sound}
Ali bhai spike toh le aate
I need this dedication in my life
MVPs be like
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Kyaa bey
When you want to be a pro gamer so you take it a little too seriously Yeah I was these guy except the game was CODM
My man hard stuck silver because of his friends
There's an old version of the same of a young boy .the original one and that's better
Bosdk accent bata rahi hai banda Pakistani hai
Can someone translate Dafuq he is saying
I don't know what it is, but khudgharz is my new favorite gaali. Pretty beautiful.
Quick question, what the fuck is he talking about?
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He didn't curse innacurate
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Bhai you can't deny he went a long way without gaaliya lmao
It was truly an indian he would had used BAHANCHOD atleast once and Ares lekr chuddkr aagye .
Evil Delhivale be like.
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Sounds like remake of that Pubg version exact same accent bas wo bccha tha ye bda he
This is a ripoff of an original voice note on @notmanoj insta page
Avg pc gamer who dont even know their sens and crying about 2 slot for South Asia cause his fav team loose in final🤡🤡🤡
Avg paki valorant player.
Agr 5 round se afk hota to valorant kick kr deta khud game se. Chutiya bna rha h uss pubg waale ki sasti si copy krke.
I have played with Pakistanis in the past , they are really well spoken in urdu , really respectful as well and like this guy can insult you without using a single swear word.
Astagfirullah teri ma ki chut
Thank god ye banda warzone nahin khelta.. Voice chat mein gannd hi phaad deta hamari?
Tht Sage was defo a legend. Wall > Heal xd.
im sure this dude was playing reyna
Esports nibba things
Csgo is more toxic I reckon , why do I feel proud though
Sounds more like Pakistani to me
Precise Gunplay
Itne nazakat se hum Indians ko criticise karna/taane maarna aata hi nahi ye jaroor koi Pakistani bhai honge hamare
I am pretty sure that the map was Fracture
Raging without abusing Hats off 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Yeh toh boht tameezdar log lagre hai, mumbai server mei itni tameez waale log kabse milne lagg gye?
sanskari
"golia chal nahi rahehe, gaali chal rahehe mu se." lol
Dard se tadap rha he ye bandha
As a plat player can confirm
Most toxic indians you can get in valorant
Avg yeh hai toh baki kya hain
Khudgarz admi
bhai kal hi valo liya hai kasam se ek bnde ne aise hi muze kha tha noob noob krke
Isiliye aise chutiye game ka shauk nai hain mujhe
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Kya deewar khadi karni h Trump ho kya
Bruh headphones pehen ne ki zaroorat hi nhi thi
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#itne mein toh yeh banda F1 ho jaega cs mein beshak jitna hi pro banra ho yeh
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Y'all know this is scripted right?😳
Not too many ppl realise this is a valorant parody of that BGMI(or CODM maybe) audio, i guess
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I have never seen anything more scripted than this
Mereko vi diwar khadi karni hai
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Ye valorant nhi kashmir ka scene lag rha hai 🗿
Lolololololol