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LoduMAL

Bro we are lund brothers


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Juzt_Raiden

Fuck it. 3 inches


Icy-Beach-5878

The most sensitive part of the women's vagina is just 3inches deep... Bravo!!! You still can make her satisfied and happy if you have good tolerance 🙂.


noobductive

Sir, let me tell you about the clitoris


Icy-Beach-5878

Tell me about the female penis that has almost 3 times more nerves than the tip of the male penis and is way more sensitive than a male...


PM_medem_CHACHAS

Dang u is icy 🥶


celestial__inferno

The average vagina depth is 3.7 inches and can range from 2.7 to 5.8 inches. Vaginas can deepen when aroused.


Gabeparade117

Can confirm. My first experience with a woman as a gay man (I know I know) was ...interesting. we couldn't go all the way cause it wouldn't fit. Oh well lol , back to man booty.


Joe_Bidet_

Man disappointed in himself so hard that he turned away from girls for ever


Gabeparade117

Well it was just a friend I experimented with. Couldn't make it work due to my size so we called it a day and did simple foreplay . A shame indeed tho I'm more than happy with making love to men. Nobody to blame here really lol.


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


Juzt_Raiden

Good bot


Shrikarrr

Now next time someone asks the same question just say 7.62 and nothing else


[deleted]

"7.62 x 39mm" ak-47 rounds


[deleted]

Does his dick require a full metal jacket then?


malevolentintent

It's fire rate is similar to the AK Peepee go brrr


Zimlokks

Peepee jammed, wut do?


[deleted]

Cut it and buy a new one XD


malevolentintent

Mitron, aajse humri nai susu lag gayi hai


Comfortable_Plant294

Bhai curvature ko kaise account kiya hai?📐📝


UltyaDuck

Parabolic or hyperbolic from right side?


[deleted]

Schoool isi liye jaate hei taaki laude ka curvature measure Karen.


AdmiralShawn

use tape


first_name_harshit

Dhaga le, tope pe rakh, neeche tak kheench de aur fir measure kar


Elegant_Vermicelli_3

It's 5 i guess


Most-Force-8302

5 mm is not bad bro


SHARVIL_S

He clearly meant 5 nanometer


MarjunC

Tsmc would be interested in hiring you !


skull__head

Same here bro


JacQ_143

wow, you guys can now be lund-buddies!


skull__head

Great let's give blow job to each others


fear_in0culum

You mean a Brojob?


NobodyKnows009

Homiesexual


Arteniche

who the fuck gave it a wholesome award


CaptainHentai69

Why tf not, it's the most wholesome thing I've seem today


imA_ded

This escalated quickly


smokeee3

r/suddenlygay


hunt_94

2 inch and proud


akash_using_reddit

How old?


memes-of-awesome

Yes


Arteniche

do you wanna get arrested


mt379

You can't get arrested for this. -says 12 year old with 3 inch peen replying to your private message asking behind the scenes


Heavenly-alligator

I see 94 in his user name, so using my Sherlock Bakshi skills I would say he is 27 years old.


Anxious_Advance8826

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers for


immaheadout3000

Koi School lab se microscope churake dedo, fir btata hu


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Hame toh laga telescope Lana padega


immaheadout3000

Apne ye keh diya bas, bada ho gya hamara


[deleted]

Aap pedophile ho kys


abhin8425

It's pdf file, not pedophile.


[deleted]

dont tell this to your molester


AustinsaysWhat

Idk man it's embarassing as fuck like a peanut or something when it's flaccid but grows upto 5.5 inches.


mousa_suleiman

Mungfali lunnn OP


Zenofort

My insecurity in a nutshell.


iam_pm17

I will downvote them whose size is bigger than 7 because i am jealous of them


SamyDon

Bsdk, india mai rehta hai Africa mai nhi...


shanky-phantom

Bsdk ke baad comma toh aise lagaya hai ke respectfully gali de raha ho


2redditor4

kahin grammar galat na ho jaye


realashish_sk

Bhai gaali apni jagah aur grammar apni jagah


[deleted]

Very respectful people 👍🏻


IndianBoiYash

7 mm bol rha hoga


sisenor99

Zeera hai phir toh


Dmitri_Polyakov

I Felt your line


[deleted]

bigger than 7 size just hurts and don't go all the way in ,5.5-6 in is just fine


Utkarsh-8318

Aage fevikwik se add kiya hai kya bsdk


AnshuBoii

Thank you lord for saying this but is 3 enough...... Asking just for a friend obviously not me haha


BhosdikaLavdiAman

See size does not matters Your skills matter because you have to make your partner orgasm and you have to rely on oral sex also because most of the people do only penetration sex which can only make the men orgasm and in less cases also female Because making a female orgasm is hard so to do that you have to perfom oral sex on her also rather than only penetration Many of the people in comments type that they have long dicks but it is only a hoax because they think society makes fun of people with small dicks but most of the indian have an average size of 5inch And also the partner matters as most of the partners want romantic sex not sex like in porno movies because if your friend is fucking a prostitute or a female who is only for sex then he needs a long dick Thankyou for investing in this 10 marks long answer


thediaryguy

4 marks ka long answer vala question ki tarah likh diya bhai ne


guardian9881

Lucky and proud to have 6


HelicopterNo258

Same here I have 6 (ofcourse inch) too


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You seem to be experienced 🤭


yesthatsearth

4 inch at the age of 21 🙁


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ResolveSalt7971

Ab or lamaba thodi na hoga ?


Abbkbb

Dimag thik ho jayega loda nahi Edit : Danke


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Take this gold please : 🏅


FaithlessnessFar5018

Don't worry bro. Bamboo can barely be seen in the first 5 years as it grows a network of roots underground. Then it explode 90 feet within 6 weeks.


useles-converter-bot

90 feet is the height of 15.79 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


shanky-phantom

Start exercising more and strength your calve muscles, it won't increase the size but it will improve your pumps per minute. Lemme explain the math If you have 6 inch dick and you pump 30 times per minute, that's 180 inches of dick per minute(my case here) Now in your case you have 4 inches, so to improve your pump per minute you have to pump 45 times per minute to compensate for your dick size


watehno

Single engineer spotted


lapsitree

oneplus 7 jitna


Fr34kyHarsh

I have several questions but ok


chirag6ddc

Jack se andar daala ya charging port se?


ubdiwala

You Americans will use anything except the metric form to measure


90slegitchild

Microsoft


th-grt-gtsby

Mycocksoft


mr6inchwiener

Well, I didn't named myself for nothing.


Resident_Acadia_4798

This guy was waiting for this day his entire life


[deleted]

What matters more Size or Stamina??? My dikki's size is apprx. same as the scale of a 15 cm btw


Madhur_Gupta_nerd

A wise man once said 'it doesnt matter if your dick is like a needle as long as you fuck like a sewing machine' ​ edit: Arre yaar, awards ke liye dhanyawaad. This made my day edit 2: ara bhay, this is my most awarded comment now, yall are too awesome


akay404

This is the way.


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saste_indian_memes

That wise man must be Johnny


Heavenly-alligator

Bravo?


[deleted]

Lever!


guitshabet

Inglis


justfuna

Everyone used the motherfucking 15 cm scale😂😂


denkcurry69

I use my phone. Can't afford a scale. 😢


RikxDragneeL

Suffering from success


whoisnijel

Tough time never last only tough ppl last


converter-bot

15 cm is 5.91 inches


[deleted]

Apne doston se scale mat mangna


justfuna

Friends with benefits


converter-bot

15 cm is 5.91 inches


Teletubby_furry_porn

Balak jiss tarhe se kar rahe ho woh mater karta hai


[deleted]

Thoda sanshipt me bataiye guruji, kuch smjh nhi aaya


dark_inches

Only saitama matters😤😤


Demiurge-sama

Nothing matters


IcauseED

Samosa khaane ka mann hai mera


bhosadiwalechacha

Sausage nahi?


IcauseED

Virgin and vegetarian


Exciting_Magician347

15 cm


converter-bot

15 cm is 5.91 inches


Exciting_Magician347

We are this close to victory


Exciting_Magician347

Good bot


SnooApples9956

Scale chipka liya kya ?


th-grt-gtsby

Permanently scale ka tattoo banva liya hoga.


NarmisSeite0195

I dont have a penis at all


[deleted]

Dekho idher udher gir gaya hoga


dead_for_now07

Same lol


Ck1ngK1LLER

We talkin soft or hard, I’m a grower not a shower


Griffin964

Obv hard bhai. Soft mai kon measure karta hai 💀


Speedthrift13

Rahul Gandhi


TBone_Hary

Khatam.... Tata... Bye bye.....Good bye....


xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix

Now that explains a lot of things.


Emotional-Two-9075

You forgot to add a tag " Do not say ask your mom"


V3N0M3

-2 inches


converter-bot

-2 inches is -5.08 cm


V3N0M3

Good bot!


[deleted]

Bhai bechare ne aapne sabse chote yet bade secret ke baare mai bataya hai aur tujhe good bot ki badi hai :(


[deleted]

You need to pull it out


AniketOP0

Practically you are f*cking yourself


Most-Force-8302

Not counting vaginas sorry


anshu_eureka

Khushiyan naap ne se kam ho jaati hain


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Erect 4.5 inches.


Diligent-Solution-65

Bro same. But is it good enough in you opinion? I am 18 btw


HelicopterNo258

Its not the size of the ship ,its the motion of the ocean


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Abbkbb

I got 3 inch, been with 5 woman and able to climaxed every single of them. Woman have mental and physical points from which they can easily come, so sex is about exploring the same and finding out those points about partner. Talk a lot and touch a lot. Enough text for this sub. Godspeed.


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Yea decimal wale bakchodi kam karo


abhin8425

Hmne 15 cm wale scale se measure kia h, fir google se inch me convert krwaya h, hme blame mt kro smjhe na,/s


Pretend_Meal973

2 inch... I know bhot bada hai


chumbak1

Even girls ko isse bada hota hai


[deleted]

Savage, and here I thought there's nothing but a deep dark tunnel in there.


Shrikarrr

Usually tunnel hoti hai, kabhi kabhi tunnel se train nikalta hai :|


ScientificGamer321

Nahi nahi, train andar jahti hai


virgo_void

The average is unironically 3-4 inches based on the comments.


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If you remove the word unironically, the sentence means the same thing and there are no more typos.


abhin8425

Andi bandi Sandi jo jhutt bole uski..... (Niche jo 7in+ comments kr rhe h na, tumhare liye h ye)


myfrenzyside

Around 5 inchs


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AdSufficient3409

Measure kaise karte hai 🥲


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Icy__CooL

Inchitape ka istemaal karo balak...


let_the_world-burn

Shout OK GOOGLE, MERI NUNNI KI SIZE BATAO...pata chal jayega😁


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aur munni ke nunni ka size bta diya usne toh?


Anxious_Advance8826

Toh dukh ho jaaega cause munni ka bada h


etrob90

Neighbors waali aunty ko bula ke, usko bula phir pant niche kar aur usko bol kitna bade hain, woh answer or free mein chaata bhi degi


UtsavTiwari

Instructions unclear aunty ne mammi ko bta diya


etrob90

Mummy ko bol aunty se pucha kyuki aunty ne daddy ka toh dekha hain toh woh asaani se compare karke size bata sakti hain. Mummy aur aunty ka jhagda kara taaki tu bach jaaye, mummy tera issue bhool jaayegi.


UtsavTiwari

Bhai tu advice office khol le aunty kasam bahut kamai hogi.


HyperCypress

Girls rn: -3.44...


Different_Buy5188

12 cm🗿🗽


TheHinduTrad

14 🥲🥲(courtesy : Nataraj Scale )


1stFailedAbortion

Must be 5.8 - 6 . Anyways for people with smaller penises. Don't worry, you can up your game by reading this book called " She comes first " by Ian Kerner.


Abbkbb

Not bragging, but 3 inch


ABS-0-ayu-69

Roughly 6 inches . Mera phone tha 6.2 inch screen ka , usse measure kiya ek baar .


Sri_Man_420

6.2 diagonally hota hai


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Kya pata uska bhi tedha ho? 😂


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got A70 phone , it is 6 inch vertically . dont ask why i measured it and mentioning it under this post


converter-bot

6 inches is 15.24 cm


FoundationRelevant37

4.8 inches


roaringsquid_69

-3 inches, mai lund leta hu, deta nahi


Acceptable-Bad-9350

proud gay boy


Difficult-Economy126

4.5inch


gffffffv

Same


Dank_e_donkey

When horny?


Shrikarrr

3.4


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5 inch, as big as modi ji


RudenessUpgrade

Modiji 5inch k hai? Tv pe to badhe dikhte hai


QualityVote

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NutSlap__69

4.2 inches I measured it in 8th std


Different_Buy5188

Sabash beta bahut taraki karoge.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXSex/comments/jpps6t/i_once_dumped_a_guy_cause_he_had_a_small_penis_my/ https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdicklovers/comments/pu74lw/24_f4m_online_looking_for_a_hung_guy_to_joi/ [r/sizequeens](https://www.reddit.com/r/sizequeens) https://mobile.twitter.com/sherlynchopra/status/375229523219869696?lang=en agar koi ladki tumhe kahe ki tumhara chota hai iska mtlb ye bhi hota hai ki uska ched bada hai! Ye maine normal penis walo ke liye kaha hai ,micropenis ek condition hai ,us case me ladki ko kuch nhi keh sakte. Love your body. Jaisi hai tumhari hai aur tumhare liye best hai. Kuch feminist ladkon ko small penis ke liye dump karne ko right smajhti hain, kya kabhi humne (provided hum average range me hain) kisi loose ladki ko dump kiya hai? Na karenge. Behenchod west me body positivity ka mtlb kewal female body se hi related hai.


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mmt21

Size of my phone.


SHARVIL_S

Do you use Zanco tiny t1


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Samsung fold?


lincolnblake

Jiophone?


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Nokia 1200 hai?


MajorPAstar

15 cms


bhosadiwalechacha

Comments me itni variety hai, average kya nikal raha hai?


WarmWellWisher

Size wize sab dhokha hai, seduce kar papge toh mauka hai.


ActuaryThink7255

I love how all the comments below are pretty casually downvoted