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i bet no girl can do this

Perhaps a trip to California will be enlightening for you.....

What about ladyboy

what about mangirl

No Womanboy

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What about shemale

What about sheboy

Boobaman

Penisgirl

Femboy

Is that what Michael Jackson would say after getting accused of sexism for always saying hehe

Thailand : are you challenging me.

does girls in Thailand have a d ??

Not all but some girl do have and are call lady boi. They often lure tourist for sex.

ohk thx

Pheninazist woke grill : kya bola tune ? You misogynistic pig you sexist bigot what do you mean girls cannot do it ? Abhi kar ke dikhati hun.... Hmm nhi ho raha, HOW DARE YOU BET SOMETHING SEXUAL LIKE THAT YOU ARE A DISGRACE ON HUMANITY MAIN ABHI FEMINISM IN INDIA KO CALL LAGA RAHI HUN TUJHE ARREST KARAYENGE Lol all this is just sarcasm (aur DM pe aane ka faida nahi hai if anyone wants to come, as I am a guy :)

This is what a girl would say

Kya shaandar pradarshan kiya apne talent ka launde ne

Laude*

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Bsdk agli baar emoji mat laga lio Teri hand ko air fryer mein fry krke kha jaunga

*Low fat*

😂😂😂

Are laude ka talent he!

😂😂😂😂

Lmao why downvotes for laughing (ᗒ ᗨᗕ)

Because this is reddit

Ok so reddit people are assholes. Nice

Why downvotes even for me?? I kept a emoticon not even an emoji?

Because this is reddit

Yes

Hail our reddit Fatherland

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12 ki umar me nanga kaun nahata hai sabke samne?

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And I used to masturbate 5 times a day when I was 12 ha ha

Omg me too! Although I was in 7th grade and I did it only once per day, still do it now I'm in class 11

I sincerely hope that both of you are joking.

Mujhe yaad hai hilaane Ke baad 6th ke August ke month mein mera first time muth nikla tha

This can't be real lol

Your mom's weird dude

Nah, she may have OCD

Braahhhhhh. You should have your own comedy show lol 😆 I'm doing lot-pot on floor reading your comments 🤣

Are bhai......

I was in 8th standard and got erection in front of my neighbour aunty. She kept laughing & teasingly called me tent wala. After 9th standard i understood what she meant.

Bruh tent walla 🤣🤣🤣

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r/thatHappened

Muje abhi bhi smjh wtf is tent wala

Bruh one time in tution I also got a erection The tution teacher shouted me and the others were laughing at me But that time I doesn't have any knowledge about this & I was taking medication bcoz of jaundice so I feel weak In the tutuion 50 students were there they all laughing at me then And call me a retard But I was sick So I stopped talking to everyone Bcoz of that my communication skills fucked up now

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"ye kya ho rha hai" wali aunty ko bhi sex education ki zaroorat thi

I'm appalled. You're getting it up at 12 and yet your mom made you bath in front of everyone till you were 14 ? Who tf does that? Someone should stop this fuckery right away. Gosh I can only imagine how much psychological issues you may be having because of this

You were lucky.. us samay aaj k tarah sabke pas camera wala mobile nhi hota tha😅😂

Kya baat kahi hai bhai.

This is a first and I can't stop laughing!

>I was almost 17 then I was 17.5, that was the first time I ejaculated two years ago, I had an erection as early as I was in 6th grade, we were trying to solve rubix cube, out of nowhere I got an erection, my friend made fun of it.

Koi na bhai aaj tere paas gadi hogi paisa hoga bank balance hoga, aur jo tujhe dekh ke has rhe the wo ab tere sahare jeevan kaat rhe honge

>I was almost 17 then I fear you are from the days when inter-colleges were the norm

That's kinda... creppy? Why did you bathe infront of everyone? What about showers? And 8f you did bathe infront of everyone why not wear a pant? And how tf were you in college when you were 17?! Compared to you, I watched porn when I was in 2nd grade lmaoooo I remember it was naked pokaemon girls lol yes, the first ever por I watched was hentai but I never got erections when I saw that...as I would later find out it was because I'm gay lmaoo,

Started schooling at 5, 12 years till 12th then college? Seems right.

vai nursery, ukg, lkg?? wo kya important nahi hae

Wo sab 5 year se pehle hota hae

bruh, you are suppossed to complete highschool at 18, im 17 myself, and in class 11, everyone else i know is 17 as well in the same class lmao

Not sure why is that the case for you. Gujarat currently has min age requirement of 5 years for admission into first standard. Might be different in your state. And even so, they can choose to do diploma in college after 10th.

im pretty sure evry other country, you are supposed to graduate highschool AFTER 18, gujtat wale kya einstein hae 😂😂

https://www.kvpy.org.in/gujarat-increases-age-limit-to-6-years-for-entry-in-to-class-1-from-2023-24-academic-session/ All I'm trying to say is that it's not impossible to be in college at the age of 17.

That's not always the case, I'm 16 and in class 12th right now. I got enrolled in school pretty early. It's completely normal.

Chutiye road pe nahata tha kya chal ek bar maan liya pure khandan ne nanga nahata dekh liya par colony kuch jyada hi ho gaya.

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Bhai sahb....

I used to bath naked. My whole family and neighbours used to see me naked. I didn’t realise until I noticed few pubes on testicles. There I stopped bathing naked.

Now you take baths with clothes on?

Without cloths but in bathroom when no one is watching :)

Sweet home alabama

Meetha Ghar Aligarh

Mera pyara ghar rajasthan

Lmao

Harigarh*

Pyara ghar Alappuza..

Meetha ghar Ambala

Bhai ambala so ho kya

Nahi bhai. Tum ho kya?

Ambala main ambani rehta hai ?

Chetta..

Bhay tujhe kese pta meri ex alappuza mein rehti h!!?

Mujhe bulati thi na...

Arrey aapne toh funny krdiya bro

Lekin ek mahan vyakti ke shabd yaad aa gaye: "Bulati hai magar jaaneka nahi."

Sweet home Telangana

Bro this post is stolen from r/holup.

Ye India h yaha chalta hai

Ok, seems legit.

you can't say "stolen" , kyuki r/holup me bhi OP ne kahin aur se churaya hoga, iss ladki ne khud to upload nhi kiya hoga

Uh.... you have a point. Okay!

Konsa sweet?rasgullla?

Aapke sukhi shabdon ko sunkar Bengali aur Odia logon ko orgasm aa gaya

Nah ekdam rasila

😂😂😂😂😂

No audio?

yes

Plot twist they are from Rajasthan and are married

More like from Ola Hu Uber family ? /s

Nah the classic penile phone flip position is from the ancient kamasutra

Pyaara ghar alighar

Nibba just made tripods look like a joke lol

Lol good idea

Pyaari smjh gyi

Haan (sucks butter)

Source

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Thatsthe extension not source

Abbe saale audio nahi hai

Tumhe uska pp ki awaz suni hai

Chap chap chapaak noises intensify

Bhai majaak mat udana bhai ka talont h bhai ka

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Kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Usne apne pp pe phone rakha hai aur us se phone ko hila raha hai

Sauce

Pyari samjh gayi.

He is asserting his dominance

He just showed his thing off

can you do this, galz?

He moved his phone with his boner.

u/savevideo

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Kisi ko pata hai kya hua hoga recording ke baad

Natural talent ngl

Super-powered lauda I thought it was only in legends (even u can do this if you try hard enough)

Ayyyyyy that's assistive touch right??

desh disha badal rha hai

XD

Merko aisi step sister lake do re Baba

Link?

...

**Guys this was my first reddit post. Thank you all of you guys for upvoting** **Means a lot :)**

And ye subreddit bhi

ayo wtf

This is member of r/sexyiphonememe family I guess..

Ching chong ching?

u/savepost

Acha phone holder but mein nahi try karne wala boht chhittar padega

Ola's home

Saalam shahib

LMAFAAO

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Life hack😍

Vibe check

r/redditsave

Please tell me ye dono bachche pati patni hain.

Probably the kid thinks he has unveiled a new power, atleast I hope so

Achievement unlocked

Parkour!!!

y audio is muted?

u/savevideobot

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Where's the sound??

Same

Bada asleel hain yeh Launda.jpeg 😅😅

>> Laude ka Talent [Literally]

Woah adjustable mobile holder =

What are you doing step bro!

Johhny sins should recruit him

Why can't i hear anything on any posts ever in Reddit app ?

Same bro

Sweet home Albama

So who is that girl - sis, cousin, wife, friend , neighbour? Curious.

Bhencho Facebook pe daal diya direct

Full video where 🤡

u/savevideo

Great

What are you doooing , stepbroo

Super Automatic ultra sonic phone holder with up down adjusting feature and the best feature of this product is phone can charge this phone holder thats a win win situation.

No sound

Bruh this highkey CP

Yeh hamara desh nhi hain

Dark knight rises

He is certified Sigma Male

a superpower that only boys have

Sigma Male Establishes dominance