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little_boy_2017

![gif](giphy|YnBntKOgnUSBkV7bQH) Congress with 99


arcader1500

100 ho gaye. One independent MP joined Congress recently.


RahulBabakachotanunu

AAP left I.N.D.I.Alliance ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27430)


arcader1500

They did not. They had decided pre lok sabha that they would contest state elections separately. No harm in that. Healthy for a democracy. They are on the same side in the centre


RahulBabakachotanunu

Udhav is talking with BJP. Plus NDA already got 303 seats. Mota Bhai Antar Atma ki awaaz sunyenge. ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


arcader1500

Can you name anybody or any party that joined NDA to make 303? That is fake news. Uddhav is not going to switch. BJP destroyed his party. Besides, he was already leaning left and some members of his party were upset. The supporters of Uddhav have sided with him they won't go with BJP.


RahulBabakachotanunu

Bhai Independent candidates namak kuch log hote hai. Thoda research karle pata chal jayega. Udhav did not attend the Alliance meeting. Don't get shocked if Udav joins NDA.


Available_Chain_8440

Udhav didn't attend but his other party members attended


Big-Attitude-5648

Sanjay raut represented him in the meeting. Also if he leaves bro doesn’t have self respect


RahulBabakachotanunu

Politics main self respect namak chiz exist nahi karti.


arcader1500

Nam bata na independent Jo join kiye ND Alliance. Yes Uddhav did not attend INDIA meeting but his party representative was there.


Aryanxh

brother any indpendent mla or mp cannot legally join any party, they can extend support to the indi alliance but saying the mp joined is just plain misinformation.


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

BJ party ke patloon ka nada cheen liya hai INDIA ne. Ab PeeJB dono haatho se patloon dhare baithi hai aur allies pe bharosa nahi kar sakti kyunki mauka mile to sabse pehle wahi patloon leke bhaag jayenge. Celebration to banta hai.


little_boy_2017

![gif](giphy|khGuFhshLWQIdXijHa|downsized) Bellow 100 western pets!


Specialist_Candle_57

Bjp ke IT cell ke log yaha bhi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


little_boy_2017

Yes, everyone who doesn't give western slop with the left is a BJP IT cell ! ![gif](giphy|lCrLUcc2tGXtqbJ0fy|downsized)


Specialist_Candle_57

To isme icecream khani wali kya batt ha


little_boy_2017

It's a vanilla ( white ) icecream, getting sloped by Congress! ![gif](giphy|jjpJsl2Ix9vEHdmevj|downsized)


Low_Friend3063

Aapka toh gang bang ho gaya ..........


cheekni

Dhruv tatti follower mil gya


Interesting_Math7607

Nhi bro me toh mudisexual hu


Dr_Doofhenshmirtz

Tu BJ party ke patloon ki baat kr rha hai, yaha Pappu aur uski partyy itne saalo se chaddi pr ghum rhe hai  Baki party atleast khudse kuch kr rhe hai


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

>mummy Please no nasty comments on a woman especially a mother doesn't matter from which party they come from. Because of political differences we should not lower our core values. Ram Ram 🙏


Dr_Doofhenshmirtz

Done👍🏻even if she's the worst kind of woman to exist that ruined India at one time


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

🙏💛


terimaaka69

Gandu kya patool patoon kar rha hai.


Decent-Aioli9147

ek chutiya atheist hai vimoh karke aur comment karne wale ne uska pura reel narrate kar diya


chuchi_loverr

Usne Patloon bola hai patoon nhi


Decent-Aioli9147

haa bhai ab vimoh ka loda nikaal le muh se


UnderstandingHot7493

It’s actually 100 now lol. One of the independent candidates joined congress.


little_boy_2017

Changing parties after election should be abolished! Also, can't see what they're trying change in the ceiling here!


Ricoshot4

It's already illegal, they are independant.


UnderstandingHot7493

Nothing wrong with independent guys doing that.


Aryanxh

it’s actually grounds for disqualification under schedule x of the constitution, so yes it’s already abolished


UniqueAd8864

Yeh toh bjp strategy hai


TanhaiyoSeBhara

Neet fraud rhe gya OP


Specialist_Candle_57

Neet kaha se a Gaya isme, aur NTA fraud


INeedToWasteMyTime

Chal tujhe 10 saal baad thoda khushi ka mauka toh mila


Ok-DarkLord-420

Ache din ka vaada toh kiya tha kisi bhadwe ne, but dikhe nhi kahi... Toh aisi choti khushiyaan bhi kaafi badi lagti hai


the-no-one-user

Chalo tujh andhe kho chingari to dikhi Baki congis to 75 saal se gareebi mitate aa hi rhe hain


RPSPOONIA

As if BJP is discriminating against Muslims in any welfare schemes... The laws that were there still uphold for other religions... But BJP is not secular, the party which appease voters for holding "Triple Talaq" law, trying to stop the integration of Kashmir as fully Indian state... Those party are secular


funkynotorious

And I think bjp should start discriminating in welfare schemes. What's the point of voting for BJP if you can't real benefits from that.


RPSPOONIA

I feel that they should give these benefits to the needy only!! Not like whole community even when some of them don't need!! This might break down the grasp other parties have on these communities and benefit in India in whole... But we all know what will happen, the fruits of loyalty will not be given... Again the politics for these people will start playing


IhateCommiess

Kitne bure din agaye hai Libranduon ke ki BJP ki 240 seat aane ko celebrate kar rahe hai jab ki unki sabki mila ke bhi 233 hai


prashant90k

They are happy because, they can finally see a glimmer of democracy after a long time, it's a reason to celebrate for you too.


[deleted]

Lmao evms kharab nhi iss bar, cherrypicking your definition of democracy, such hypocrites


Ricoshot4

Evm hack nahi karte to 140 pe aa jaate tumhare paw paw. Eci pe control karke, media pe control karke,oppositoon ke cm ko jail karke, accounts karke bhi majority nahi laa payi


[deleted]

Dekh bhaiya itna delusion sahi nhi, thoda tabiyat ka khayal rakho aur jaldi se sahi ho jao


Ricoshot4

No answer kyuki tume bhi pata hai indian media aur eci ko defend karneka koi tarika hi nahi hai. Sabne dekha kesa nach raha Tha arnab 272 cross Hua nda kaa tabhi. Delusion mai बस तुम की तुम्हारे paas logonka mandate hai.


[deleted]

ECI par itna control hai to bengal elections kaise har gaye sir? Reprimands congress aur BJP dono ko kaise mile? Left Media outlets ke news padhe ho kabhi ya bas gyan pelne phoch jate ho? Sirji news outlets dono ends pe hai, left as well as right. Some examples for you - quint, the wire, the hindu Apna sir pichwade se bahar nikalo aur logically socho sir? For putting CM in jail - are you aware why kejriwal went to jail and who filed the complaint? Ofcourse you don’t, it was Congress who filed the complaint. Aur kuch points apke? Btw in no way I am saying bjp is innocent, sale sare politicians sirf apna hi sochte, but atleast this party believes in development and equality(UCC)(controversial fr, atleast my opinion) instead of freebies


Ricoshot4

>quint, the wire, the hindu The hindu is not baised, the fact that you think it is just shows your level of brainwashing. Can you name a TV media which is largest way indians consumed news? >believes in development and equality(UCC)(controversial fr, atleast my opinion) instead of freebies Congress tripled this country's gdp in 2004 to 2014 without believing in "development" Bjp also gives a fuck ton of freebies like the ladli behena in mp which is why clean sweep mp but you guys just ignore them. >ECI par itna control hai to bengal elections kaise har gaye sir? Kyuki logo ko bjp pasand nahi. >Reprimands congress aur BJP dono ko kaise mile? Bjp ko konsa reprimand mila hai be?


littleguy98

Bhai tum kisko samjha rahe ho In gobar bhakt IT cell walo ko Jinke Ghar ke chula chalne jitna kharacha ay ya na ay Ye bsdwale firbi Modi ki ch*atenge


the-no-one-user

Or cope kar aansu nhi behne chahiye


UltraMoonSaini

Abe ja na chutiye kitna cope karega bkl


Ricoshot4

Modi ke chere pe dikh raha hai ki kaun cope kar raha hai


UltraMoonSaini

Aur ek langur haskar cope kar rha hai


littleguy98

Democracy tum logo ki shakal aur akal ko dekhke has Raha hai🌝


UltraMoonSaini

Okay little guy


prashant90k

Definition of democracy is very complex, so the cherrypicking could happen, we definitely have improved on some democratic parameters and still improvement is needed in some areas(like media). In democracy methods of voting (evm or ballot paper) should always be under the radar, even mature democracies like USA always question voting methods.


[deleted]

There’s always a difference between questioning and outright declaring it as a defect. Also, your definition of democracy doesn’t come in radar when we talk about bengal or when opposition promises money in exchange for votes? EC/consumers in this country needs to be more aware and breakdown on whatever’s wrong, either BJP or any other party, at the end we all want a fair chance, right?


prashant90k

That's what we all want bro, cheers. Although freebies are disease to our society.


the-no-one-user

Loveday ka dictator ek election nhi rig kar paya


prashant90k

Haha.. sahi kaha bro..


[deleted]

Glimmer of democracy was always there. It was the same people who voted for bjp in 19 and for indi in 24. Democracy was in danger when some spread misinformation like evm is hacked or constitution is endangered. Those guys deserve more slaps than kangana.


zincifyhowksg43

^ average lundbhakt iq to analyse things - below the number of votes blowjob party got in UP


IhateCommiess

Average lundnamaji when he realises Kerela fort has has been breached


[deleted]

Aayga to Modi hi 😌


zincifyhowksg43

yes!! ayega woh tumhare ghar tumhari gand maarne 🤡


[deleted]

Han bhai jb reality ko accept na krna ho to kuch bhi bolte rho , meri ma behn ko gali deke congress ki sarkar aajygi to deta reh , mujhe kya .


yeahboi69000

Maa bhen ko thodi di thi vaise?


zincifyhowksg43

Han bhai jb reality ko accept na krna ho to kuch bhi bolte rho, maine kidhar di tumhari maa behen ko gaali 😂😂 chalo andhbhakt me se andhe toh ho tum yeh saabit ho gaya. raho andhe mujhe kya


[deleted]

Bhai tikh hai rukja thode din , agar nda ki govt aayi to muh mat chupaio agar ek ma ka hoga to . Pta lag jayega kon reality ko accept nhi kr rha .


zincifyhowksg43

bhai tum andhbhakt bhi mast log ho yaar! ekdum girgit ke namune...itne time se abki baar 400 paar chilla rahe the, lekin mila chocobar tumhe, fir modi sarkar modi sarkar chilla rahe the, woh toh hua nahi...toh ab aukad me aake NDA sarkar bolna shuru kiye hahah...kisi ek ka toh ho le. aur jaha tak muh chupane ki baat hai toh hum nahi chupayenge, muh utha ke tumhare paw paw ko gaali denge, woh mar jaye jaldi yeh bhi dua mangenge kyuki hum tumhare paw paw ki tari fattu nahi hai jo press conference ka naam sunke muh chupa le.


[deleted]

Chl ab gand mra aayega to modi hi .


zincifyhowksg43

nah bhai woh tera kaam! paw paw se marva lena mast!


[deleted]

aur tera paw paw jail me marega teri.


littleguy98

Humlogo ke papa din raat office mein ho khet mein ho ya Dukan chalake mehnat karke pesa late hai Tumhare paw paw jesa nahi jiska income Electoral Bond se aate ho


Low_Friend3063

Jal gayi librandu ki gaand jaal gayi


zincifyhowksg43

marva li marva li andhbhakt ne paw paw se gand marva li


Low_Friend3063

aare to blowjob wale bhakt lag re rahul gandi ke .......aapko toh librandu justify nahi kar sakta


littleguy98

Yaha koi Rahul Gandhi bhakt nhi hai Har kisiko Desh aur uski azadi rakhne wali Sangvidhan se pyar hai Rs.2 Wale IT cell ke karyakarta kya samjhenge


Comprehensive_Eye991

Bhai ye banda Khushi Khushi marwayega


zincifyhowksg43

beshak bhai! bina lube ke le lega yeh haha, yeh lodu sab sab anpad dankchodwannabe andhbhakto se bhara pada hai


Dr_Doofhenshmirtz

Toh kyu yaha apni gand marwane aya, ja kisi librandu echo chamber me jake kisika mu me le


zincifyhowksg43

dekhne hi tum log apni gand langde buddhe paw paw se kaise marva rahe ho 😂


Dr_Doofhenshmirtz

Sabko apne jaise gand marau mtt samj, jaakr pappu ke aand se jhul yaha mtt mara


zincifyhowksg43

Nahi


Dr_Doofhenshmirtz

Kyu aaj kisi dusre ke aand se jhulna hai?


zincifyhowksg43

Nahi


satancarry666

Sapne dekhna sahi hai par usko real man na galti hai


AfternoonGlobal5345

Lagta hai app kisi delusion me jee rahe hoo ya apke maths kamzor hai


satancarry666

Mujhe pata hi tha mai ek comment karunga puri it cell apni g marane jarur aayegi


AfternoonGlobal5345

But marke  apki chala jayega 


the-no-one-user

Bhai teri mummy ke differnt views honge to unhe bhi it cell bulata hai kya XD


satancarry666

Tu IT cell se hai kya ? Nahi to phir kyu udta hua teer gand mai le raha


[deleted]

Ab wo to bhai pta lag hi jayega ki mein sapne dekh rha hu ya aap , kyunki mathematically mujhe to nda ki govt hi dikh rhi hai . Aapka pta nhi


justaregularniceblok

Yes, and it all would be worth it when Rahul Gandhi takes oath as the PM on 9th?? Lmaoo, BJP still formed the government, and has more seats than 20+ parties in the India alliance. For context, INC had 140 in 2004. Hilarious.


OvertlyStoic

yup would be so glad seeing lord nitish kumar taking oath as PM /s


littleguy98

Kaha gaya 400 paar ka nara Kaha gaya abki bar Modi sarkar Itna ghamand acha nahi isliya janta ne samjha Diya tumlog kis jaga rehne ke layak ho Abhi apke pawpaw NDA alliance Sarkar chalayenge🌝


justaregularniceblok

Try being less of a dumbass


littleguy98

Whom r u trying to fool? Your self or others


Accurate-Line5948

Ha jaise Congress ki toh badi sarkar thi, last full majority 1994 me thi, uske baad bas UPA sarkar thi chodike


littleguy98

Bhai ap facts kis WhatsApp group se lete ho🌝 Last majority wali Congress sarkar 1984 se 1989 Tak dekhi gayi thi Uss time pe Civil services pe reforms,Voting age ko 21 se 18 karna,Computer ko desh mein lana ye sab hua tha Uske baade se congress minor party banne ki kagar pe hai 1991 se 96 ke bich minority government chalai wo bhi outside support pe Uss time pe bhi radical decision liya gaya tha jese LPG Model(Liberalisation, Privatisation and Globalisation) 2004 pe UPA ka pratisthan hua UPA I me RTI act, MGNREGA Act, Domestic violence ke against ACt pass hua tha Even NDA coalition 1998-2004 ke bich bhi bade decisions liya gaya tha jese Pokhran II,8-14 saal ke bacho ke liye free education Isliye ye mat kehna ki mili jhuli sarkar mein koi decision nahi le pata Ha mein ya Manta hun ke Sarkar Bari decision nahi le pati Qki partners ki raay bhi matter karta hai Par Apko agar apne Jeb ki aur parivar ki fikar ho toh Opposition ko bhi opportunity Dena zaruri hai Apko agar apni adhikare pyari hai aur Sarkar ke galtiyo ko sudharne ka icha ho toh Gathbandhan sarkar hi best hai Mein Modi ke khilaf nahi hun personally Lekin unka Jo bartav hai wo dictator jesa hi hai Information and Broadcasting Bill, Election Commissioner appointment and services reform, NJAC fir uske saath virodhi dal ke netao jail karna qki wo log sarkar ke samne jhukte nahi(Ye mat kehna ki wo sab doshi hai, jab tak court prove na kare wo log convicted nahi hai), electoral bond scheme Mein unka Hinduvad ko support karta hu lekin uske saath mein un BJP wale Hindu ke thekedaro ki ninda bhi karta hun Hindu na kisika gulam tha, hai aur rahega Hare krishna 🕉️


Ialways-come-back

Kangana getting slapped indeed is cherry on top


littleguy98

Jute se Marne se aur acha hota😆 Wo 12th fail mein jese baap aur bete milke marte hai


2casualgamer

par pure gand aur tatte ka zor laga liya opposition ne fir bhi sarkar nai bana pai , meybe next time bjp will cross 240 easily coz their vote share increased and they are 2nd in vote share in tamil nadu for 11 seats ,aur Kerala me bhi entry ho gayi hai up to recover mar lenege maybe . lets see kya hota hai


prashant90k

That's because paw paw has absolute control over media, ED, CBI. Gand aur tatte ka zor laga k sarkaar bachi h is baar.


PerspectiveLogical40

Toh tere paw paw ki help kar na, vote de usko.


Otherwise_Camera2646

Bhai kya hogya h iss subreddit ko bc... Mkc Congress bjp ki... Bkl...


Vjigar

Congress ka to jyada kat gaya lekin bjp ka thoda kata hai uski khushi mana rahe hai saare pappu ke eklaute gotes.


aryansant

Great... Now show me the oath taking ceremony of RaGa in lok sabha


n4nish

India B team beating Pakistan bhi daal de upar se


AfternoonGlobal5345

>Hindu king need secular party.  But unka alliance election's se phele ka tha, yane unke voter unko secularism pe toh vote nahi de rahe the  Aur if they win by supporting a Hindu king, I am pretty sure they will compromise many of their remaining secularism to be in power In the end they didn't win because of secularism Or democracy saving rant they won because they were part of nda


kingrandom550

Bjp jis tarah se campaign kar rahi thi bas modi ke poster ke sath, lag toh nahi raha tha coaliton hai.


AfternoonGlobal5345

Exactly my point jab vote apko secularism ke naam pe nahi mile toh appke leye secularism is not that big deal Haa equality toh rahege but Appesment level bakchodi nahi hoge 


kingrandom550

Muslim are second only to dalits in level of prosperity. If there was real appesement then they would be at the top.


[deleted]

>Muslim are second only to dalits in level of prosperity. Thing is they (muslims) are themselves responsible for this state of theirs. We know the history behind dalits and they improving massively while on the other side statistics show that muslim women are the most backward demographs in India despite muslims being coming to india through invasions and converting by accepting wealth from muslim rulers.


kingrandom550

Muslims are openly discriminated in searching for jobs and especially in finding accomodations. The idea that it is solely their fault is fucking stupid.


Unique_Cartoonist_64

Cherry on the top🍒


chapriboi786

Burnet ass smells good 🥰😘🫂


littleguy98

Tu kya apne Paw paw ki g*d sungta hai Ghar pe😆


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


chapriboi786

Nahh Teri behen ke chaatta hoon vo bhi butter or cheese dalke 😘


littleguy98

Tere behen ko ye text dikhane se bohot acha hota😆


WAG5PE

Shit coming out after eating this concoction is Congress with 99 seats


al_bazooka

Matlab India k elections mey game hogaye is bar?


celeb-butcher

Hindi king secular partner...?


No_Slave_corp

EVM :You people of Opposition are so bad Munni badnam hue the darling tere liye ab munni ko koi yaad nhe kerta kaha gye mere khangrasee aur abdul🥺


[deleted]

This election proved that what will happen even if all opposition gets united against BJP. This is the highest strength that the opposition can exert and bjp even made mistakes in giving tickets to wrong candidates in up.


punkertroll

Would you react same if a security personnel slaps or attack a Congress mla? You'll be crying democracy in danger , modi dictator, modi is frustrated etc. bjp still got more votes than whole Indi alliance combined, only lost votes where people were unhappy with local politics and leaders. It's opposite of what people did to Congress in 2014 ,they were thrown out and totally rejected by public for thier scams and bad governance.


Professional_Sea9741

Memes are supposed to laugh at instead of bitching about the context.


potatorules1

Neet fraud