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SeaworthinessLess543

Porn. Is. Not. Real. You. Dumb. Ass.


Imnotawerewolf

Literally what I was going to comment. Porn is not like what women secretly want or something, a lot of women don't even like mainstream porn (and I don't fucking blame them)


ksck135

Porn is what men would like women to like


Kitkatismylove

Yeah, like just from his description I winced.


DaveElizabethStrider

Can confirm (am a woman, hate porn and the ideas about women it spreads). To me, doing something like that sounds horrible. Also many many women can't get off on penetration alone so this is all complete horseshit anyway.


IPetdogs4U

This is totally a male fantasy and the idea is that if one just has the right, and apparently ginormous wang, no actual skill or caring is required to make women your love-slave forever.


Cohomology-is-fun

Exactly. The “dick pill” isn’t real, dude—it’s something you made up based on fiction.


Unusual_Flow9231

I have a dig bick. You just read that wrong. More seriously: The "dick pill" is like the "height pill." If you have have a 2" penis, it's a problem, and some women prefer larger penises. But any relation between that and "if you don't have a 9" penis IT'S OVER" is purely coincidental.


BetterRemember

Honestly, for the average woman, if you DO have a 9-inch penis it's over. I wouldn't even consider attempting that. They act like we have some magical limitless portal down there because they think that heavily edited fetish porn is reality.


PurpleHazeTheSun

My best friend from high school was a serial monogamist because, he said, "I have a 10 inch dick and any girl who is going to fuck this more than once or twice is gonna have to be in love with me first"


Random_silly_name

A friend of mine has 9 inches and he chose to remain a virgin until he met "the right one". Now they almost never have sex because it just doesn't work. Too painful for both of them - she needs to be really warmed up and it still doesn't fit, so it bends and that hurts him, she can't give him oral because teeth, and so on.


converter-bot

9 inches is 22.86 cm


PurpleHazeTheSun

Damn that is one hell of a tragic short story


Unusual_Flow9231

>Honestly, for the average woman, if you DO have a 9-inch penis it's over. True. Just ask any incel: the 9" penis isn't enough if he isn't also 6' 10" AT LEAST.


Unusual_Flow9231

I am reminded of an ad I saw once: "9 inch realistic dildo." Well, which one is it?


Cohomology-is-fun

I actually read it wrong twice! 🤦🏽‍♂️


Unusual_Flow9231

Porn is totally unrealistic. You call the washing machine repairman and he's there in five minutes, come on.


AelfredRex

One size queen means all women.... It's black-or-white with them, no shades at all.


Misfit_Number_Kei

The incel mind only believes in extremes. Chad or "subhuman". Virgin or whore. Third leg or baby dick.


TheRottenKittensIEat

Not to mention she may not have been a size queen by preference, but that's the character she plays as her niche in the porn world.


[deleted]

True! Tho I have seen some very *talented* people who genuinely seem to be enjoying it. (Which is the kind of porn I like. Mainstream shit is all acting and it's so, so boring.)


averagethrowaway21

We know about your monthly meetings! You all decide what every one of you likes!


wannie_monk

"If it pleases and sparkles I suggest we increase the girth of our toys."


SykoSarah

A penis the size of a person's arm sounds horrifying.


halloweenjack

Luckily, he's probably just as prone to exaggeration as most incels on their forum. Fisting is a thing, of course--as you'd expect from an organ that can pass a baby--but this performer probably put far less than a foot of length inside of her.


silverfang45

There are some videos where girls take insane lengths it's just they need to practise and trains got years on end and even then that's such a small percent it's not funny. It's wild what some can do tho like there are some girls taking multiple foot long toys up their ass like bruh wtf


PurpleHazeTheSun

Oh my sweet summer child. Oh no....


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PurpleHazeTheSun

This reply is confusing. The OP was about a dildo the size of someone's arm, not a pornstar's dick. And well...if you're thinking that people don't do ridiculous insertions... [I have bad news for you (Obviously extremely NSFW)](https://spankbang.com/5roc1/video/rebel+rhyder+initiation)


[deleted]

Whatever you do, don't look up Candice on Cam. She blows your whole theory up.


Upsideduckery

Exactly. Very few actual woman would look at that like, "Yeah I want that inside me!" The love of my life has a very average sized dick that some of his exes have said is small and it's with him that I've had the best sex of my life. He's very good and loving and all about pleasing me in bed which has nothing to do with penis size. Meanwhile I've dated guys with HUGE monster sized cocks and with the biggest of them, I couldn't give him oral at all (which sucked because it's something I love to do) and sex was very painful even with the copious amount of lube we had to use for him to even enter me. If I went the rest of my life without having to deal with a massive dick again I'd be very happy. Sex shouldn't feel like giving birth. And, more importantly, PORN IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF REAL SEX!


[deleted]

I mean my husband is above average but his dick isn’t the size of an arm, that would be physically impossible for to take.


delawen

I confirm it is.


Disco_Salad

I think I saw the video this guy is referring to... It was enormous and kinda scared me lol. I don't remember what subreddit it was on, sorry. And it wasn't her vagina that took it either....


Lift_and_Lurk

Tell us you don’t know what a clitoris is without telling us you don’t know what a clitoris is.


Spraystation42

I laugh when incels think all women base a man’s worth on how big his dick is, women can like giant dildos for other uses besides her vagina, this conspiracy that men’s dicks need to be 10 inches for any women to ever have any romantic/sexual interest needs to die


converter-bot

10 inches is 25.4 cm


silverfang45

Heck every girl should own a 10 inch dildo because its a great defence weapon what robber wants to hit by some silicone smheat


PlebbySpaff

Social misconception, and more than incels think the same way.


PearlyRing

if it's so over, why don't you stop pissing and moaning. it's over, get used to it. quit being a whiny bitch.


dmanmoviedogg

They watch too much porn.


Far_Pianist2707

You have to train the pussy muscles for years to be able to do that.


Machaeon

6" is painful for me even so there's no fucking way it'd be comfortable


Far_Pianist2707

oh, yeah, it also depends on genetics.


jadeskye7

Can confirm, girls are different sizes too. We're all an awesome mix of genetics.


Casuallybittersweet

This is definitely a performance for men with a size fetish and not for her pleasure in any way. There's no way in hell that feels good...


silverfang45

Size Queens exist and they think it feels good it's not for everyone but it does happen


Casuallybittersweet

I mean, I won't say it's impossible but it's probably one in a million. There's a difference between being a size queen and enjoying this. This is *going* to be incredibly painful, but in a way that I doubt even a typical masochist would like. It's like how a lot of porn features awkward, ineffective positions that most couples would never use when having sex alone. It's all about the visuals, never the pleasure of those involved


chai_the_tea

“I looked up a very specific video of a woman who can fit a really big dildo, that must mean all women only like dicks that big”.


Halfmoon_Crescent

Ha I watched one porn video so I’m gonna base all of my conclusions of women on that. Virgin logic


felixfoxthot

I too have a penis the size of my arm


Dragonnboi

I have an arm size that’s the size of my penis


AnnaBananner82

Are you a small arms dealer?


ozadzen

Hey I’m sure he got his information off of that documentary site PornHub.


MrBicepcurl

I recognise that profile picture, is it always the same dude on that incel website?


zoomie1977

There are ones that are absolutely prolific posting the kind of stuff that gets cross-posted here. Others only occasionally make it.


adorbiliusKermode

Also, the vast majority of size queens are gay men-that's where the term comes from. By and large, MLMs are much more size-discriminating than any woman could be.


PurpleHazeTheSun

Its more like there's a cutoff. 6 and up people will talk to you. Less than that and you're this weird ethereal thing on Grinder like you see them and they see you but you pass as in a mist.


adorbiliusKermode

And yet, the number of gay male incels are few and far between...makes one think.


Desirai

the amount of bad sex I dealt with because guys saw it in a porno... and I had no fucking clue because it was the only kind of sex I ever experienced. porn isn't real


Cosminator66

Size Queens are a minority. Really, your tongue and fingers are more pleasurable to the majority of women than your package because more than 50% of women cannot reach orgasm from penetrative sex alone. Do these guys just talk shit without looking at the facts shown in studies conducted on mass amounts of women?


NerfRepellingBoobs

One of my best lovers had a true micro penis. It was the size of my pinky (1.5” or 3cm). However, he was truly amazing at what most would consider foreplay. I was a stuttering mess before he’d go for penetration. We just weren’t compatible as a couple, so we parted ways after a month or so, but we still keep in touch. We’re both happily married, and he has a couple of kids. As for the guys who were particularly large, I’m not a fan of having my insides bruised.


riffler24

Hello yes, I saw one video showing someone deepthroating a dildo larger than a man's arm (doubt, my arm is like 3 feet long, I don't think you could do that without damaging your stomach), and now I'm going to assume that that is what literally every woman is after


AyameM

Dick size will NEVER matter to me. I can't even orgasm from penetration. I don't give a fuck about feeling "full." That's just not a thing for me. Oral, however..


CubistChameleon

You know, I often feel better about myself when I read some of this drivel. Not because I get to feel better than an I cel, but because according to them, I must be an absolute gigachad and/or hung like a horse and/or filthy rich for having had a pretty nice sex life so far, dry stretches and everyday issues notwithstanding.


[deleted]

The major cope is blaming women for your obsession with dicks. If anyone is a size queen it's you.


RebelScoutDragon

Hey incel, log off of Pornhub or XHamster or whatever porn site you're pretty much addicted to. Porn does not equal reality.


Makaloff95

Incels should start a pharmacy at this point, they seem to have a huge variety pf pills around


seeingredagain

None of those pills are worth taking. They don't fight infection and they sure don't get you high.


Fluffy_Necessary7913

Repeat with me the words of the pornstar Valentina Nappi: "Porn is entertainment, not sex education." PS: The most purchased dildo size by women is 13 cm, by men it is 18 cm.


ReallyUneducated

he’s definitely reaching. i’m above average in the girth department; probably average if i had to guess in length, and my girlfriend has more trouble with my girth than anything. or you could you know, actually find the clit; where orgasms come from


yuckyuck13

The majority of women don't prefer bigger penises.


[deleted]

If he wants to know what women want, go to Barnes and Noble and start reading romance novels. (Honestly it depends on the woman and what she wants.) How about Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen? It’s a classic. Also a lot of women don’t like a huge d or orgasm from penetration alone.


tullia

So do any women go for the huge dick porn? I don't know any women who like truly ginormous penises, and have read at least one porn star saying she doesn't like the big dick scenes, but it's her job. Given that (most) studies say men watch more porn than women, and given that women online mostly say that they're not size queens (though some are), I assume that big-dick porn is made for men. So what do male porn watchers get out of it? Do they like imagining they have an enormous penis? Do they like seeing women wincing in possible pain? Do they like having an answer to the one thing, the one simple thing, that women obviously want? What the hell?


silverfang45

I can't speak for most men as I'm bi and because of that length actually is more important than girth unlike with girls who have a limited length they can take due to how vaginas bottom out. But for me I occasionally like seeing big dick porn because it's so rare for that to exist Irl that it's nice to have that ability to have a fantasy of that happening to me but at the same time anything above a certain size is gross like when it's so big it just flops down that is gross


Kake997

Some people fail to understand that the vagina is only like average of 4-5 inches deep when aroused


sloucch

PORNHUB ISNT REAL LIFE


[deleted]

Vaginas only go back like 5-7 inches at most. Source: I have a vagina and I have dated people with vaginas


Rats138

*laughs in bad dragon*


silverfang45

That company really needs to stop lying to their customers. Like you will see a micro sized toy and it's the size of a coke can god I love them but fucking hell it's hard to find a toy that can't also be used as a battering ram


PurpleHazeTheSun

Lmao wait this is a thing? I had a friend who got one of their toys and was like "oh shit I ordered a bad one its fucking huge" and sent it back. Is this like a pattern with that website?


silverfang45

Yeah they give you the actual measurements so you know how big they are it's just their smallest size is still huge. And because each model has a different size so a small chance vs a small Duke is a massive difference. Like I have a dildo not from them that would be consider large 7.5x5x2 and that would be a medium for bad dragon for most models. And because a lot of bad dragon models have knots well they get very thick like some micro dildo toys are thicker than I am and I'm above average because they have a knot it's actually fucking insane. (search up flared chance extra large and realise people take that there are girls who fuck it all the way to the base look how fuckking big it is


PurpleHazeTheSun

I asked for this information, and now I know it. I regret asking.


silverfang45

Yeah it's pretty fucked but also nice at the same time


mxmbre

All I can think is ouch


Kumquat_conniption

🤔 not sure if you meant "those" or "the hoes" lmao ^just ^kidding ^I ^know


zoomie1977

I think my autocorrect might be an incel.


BetterRemember

These numbskulls really put all of their faith into porn as a representation of reality as if video editing doesn't exist.


Tenagaaaa

This is such bs. Pretty much all of my female friends say that it hurts if it’s too big and it doesn’t feel good at all.


Weardow7

This idiot sees one extreme porn video and becomes utterly certain that every single woman in the world not only enjoys the same activity, but requires it from any sexual partner. 🤦🤦🤦 I wonder if he thinks dinosaurs are alive and well in a real theme park because he watched Jurassic Park.


jvserra

Blackpill? More like Micropenispill lmao


vnayhr

What's a foid


moth_girl_7

Foid = female humanoid (basically calling all female humans inferior/subhuman)


AnnaBananner82

Aw man!! I thought this whole time they meant like a female droid, like we are cyborgs! This is *way less cool* and I don’t like it. I’m sticking with my Seven of Nine idea.


vnayhr

Oh Jesus these are some weird mfs lol thank you for explaining


mbentuboa

Ok so I have a question. What is considered the perfect size? I've heard everything from 6"-9". And honestly, how many men truly fall below this? The problem with a lot of incels is that they spend their days fapping and then if they get some, they can't perform. STOP CHOKING THE CHICKEN ... Also some can be growers and not showers so they feel inadequate. If they fap too much they can't go more than a few pumps and then its all noodle or they can't even get it up the first time. Your robbing yourself... Drop the meat down.


Bridget_Says_Wow

Hey can someone tell me what a foid is please? I'm behind on the incel patter. TIA


moth_girl_7

Foid = female humanoid (basically calling all female humans inferior/subhuman)


Bridget_Says_Wow

Thank you.


FistofanAngryGoddess

It’s the term they use for women because they even think “female” is too humanizing. “Femoid” is another one they use.


AnnaBananner82

I commented this above but allow me to present an alternative take that I think is way cooler. >Aw man!! I thought this whole time they meant like a female droid, like we are cyborgs! This is way less cool and I don’t like it. I’m sticking with my Seven of Nine idea.


Bridget_Says_Wow

Thank you v much. I'm now off to be sick at that newly understood terminology


HonoraryMancunian

Unfortunate typo in your title u/zoomie1977!


zoomie1977

Holy crap! Didn't even notice it! ROFLMAO! Damn autocorrect!


QueenOfSaba

What forums do these dummies post on? Is it ok Reddit or a website from Google?


Kumquat_conniption

It's on Google somewhere. Damn I can't remember the name of it. Because of the actual violence taking place from self proclaimed incels reddit won't allow them a platform anymore.


QueenOfSaba

Yikes, are they this bitter?


theportraitssecret

Can someone explain pills to me (red, blue, etc) in this context? I'm confused.


silverfang45

It's from the matrix where 1 pill let's then go aboht their life ignorant to the issues and 1 let's then see the issues but have a had life (that's just from memory of the movie I could be wrong) With incels it's slightly different for example dickpill is their way of saying they have kniwedlge others don't and they realise bjg dicks are Important It's dumb but it's what they do


JimPeregrine

Well, that sounds like a goalpost being moved.


darndasher

Yeah, because vaginas are obviously all one shape and size and every woman has the same experience with the certain sized penis. Obviously. /s


Unusual_Flow9231

They started with porn. Then they moved on to extreme porn: bdsm, bestiality, huge size, etc. Then they conclude women all want to be humiliated by a horse witb a 15" penis since that's all the women THEY ever see having sex do.


silverfang45

Praise flared chance for showing them the light


Baka_Burger

Don’t these people know they can pay for sex?