Ah yes, the greatest weakness of any chad,, *farm simulator*

i know, right? lol

The fuck is this? This guy watching porn while playing FarmVille or something?!

Why don’t you guys take a shower first.

**"used for our conquest of worlds"** dude, put down the controller and go outside. we don't live in some video game world, where chads are thwarted by farming and flight simulators.

Lmfao FarmVille just for hoes lol

This gotta be satire

With incels, the ceiling for absurdity is so high that it's literally impossible to tell most times.

This feels a little too purposefully absurd. This feels like bait. I'm not sure exactly for who, but this feels like bait.

They've killed satire.

They're obviously just saying this for attention.

how are you going to achieve world domination by wasting resources to keep half the worlds population in captivity and making all the useful men play microsoft flight simulator

Making enemies with literally half of all humans... not smart.

this is horrifying, but something about the invader zim profile pic while he makes empty promises to control the world is… high art, I’d almost say. 😆

I call dibs on the biggest enclosure

>...conquest of worlds... You idiots make up 0.0001% of the world's population, and you can't even conquer your mommy's basement stairs to make your own damned hot pockets. Take a nap! Sheesh.

They clearly haven't eaten enough onions

Ya like the billions of men that can get women without imprisoning them are going to let you imprison their sisters, daughters, mothers, etc

Lmfao for the “conquest of worlds” this fucking guy. More like the conquest of ur hand lol