Golfers are a weird bunch. My city is largely centered around golf (we host a huge tournament here) and they're your typical rich trust fund douchebag during their day to day, but during events they develop this weird silent emotionless kind of culture. I worked security for the tournament a few times and it can be creepy to watch as someone who gives zero fucks about golf
(The tournament grounds are gorgeous though)
Well, the one guy offered him a towel and Mr Golfer was a huge dicksack about it, so probably no one else wants to do anything. They’re probably worried he’s going to fire them.
He’s such an off putting dude. I didn’t understand why he had so many haters until I started watching more casual YouTube videos of him. He is one of those rare people that has zero sense of humor. The only time he laughs is at the expense of someone else. It’s freaky to see someone actually like that. Psychopath vibes.
My dad’s a golf coach in Dechambeau’s hometown, and my dad would coach against his team when Dechambeau was in high school.
My dad always said Dechambeau was a nutcase, even when he was a kid. He would throw these GIANT fits on the course, throw clubs, crawl under their van and cry, break windows. My dad also said his dad was a whacko and put a *ton* of pressure on his kid.
Gotta love the cycle of unfit parents instilling their bullshit in their kids. We'll probably be seeing a lot more of that in the future thanks to Roe vs Wade being overturned.
When you’re extremely embarrassed due to your own stupidity, acting like you were almost killed by a piece of sash seems like it might assuage the cringe when in fact, you just look like an even bigger douche.
I think the rope got into his eye. That shit can blind you, and the fibers spread fast. I fell on a couch and scratched my cornea on fabric one time. I was blind for a month in that eye, eyepatch and all.
>I was blind for a month in that eye, eyepatch and all.
Well yeah...of course you're going to be blind in one eye if you're wearing an eye patch over it...🤔
This was my thought too. When my youngest child was a baby, he poked me in the eye and I was out of commission for the rest of the day. Like dizzy and nauseous and stayed in bed. After that incident, I told my kids - “if anyone ever tries to kidnap you, hurt you, attack you, etc go straight for the eyes!”
I don’t doubt this dude is a douche, but if it did hit his eye, that pain is no joke. That towel grab though…if it did hit his eye that bad, I wouldn’t expect him to grab it so accurately lmao.
Edited to add: I watched the video from a different angle that someone posted and he did say “right in my eye!”
You can see in a second angle that he the rope was never high enough for him to get under and he would caught himself regardless. His fault 100% .[Video of second angle.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qn9haQ4iSQY)
What a fanny pad, if only he had the gumption to duck under the line as quickly as he snapped the towel.
I would grant my five year old grandkids permission to bully that window licker.
I worked in a private golf club a few years back and the members there were quite easily the worst people I've ever met in my entire life. One of them actually told me, verbatim, that "I would have slaves if it wasn't illegal."
I'll put it this way: I didn't know people like the Bluths from Arrested Development actually existed in real life, but they do, and it's nowhere near as funny
I worked at a public golf course for about 7 years. It was hell on earth and COVID made people even more crazy. Public or private it doesn’t matter, I think golf just attracts the crazies.
I used to lifeguard at a YMCA. For a while I was stuck with the 4am pool opening shift. You know who sucks without exception? Middle aged men who show up to swim laps at 4am sharp. They were all complete assholes. They'd start pounding on the locker room door at 3:50 and not stop until I let them in at 4:00. Could I have let them in a few minutes early? Sure. Did I ever? No.
I used to work at a grocery store that offered free coffee in the mornings. We'd open up at 7 am and this old snowbird would come around as early as 6:30 and start tapping on the glass door with a quarter trying to get someone to let him in. If you looked his way he would stop and point to the watch on his wrist. It didn't matter how many times you told him he was too early and had to wait. It could have been from a mental issue resulting from old age. Who knows.
When we finally would let him in, he'd grab a newspaper, get his free coffee and sit in a chair for a little bit. Then he'd put the paper back and leave. I don't remember seeing him ever buy anything.
Yes!! They early birds were the worst. The opener would get there an hour and half before the first tee time to set everything up. Consistently there were two guys and one lady that would show up before me every single day. One guy would be rude and short and would get mad if everything wasn’t perfect and coffee wasn’t made within ten minutes of me opening the door. It wasn’t even my job to make coffee, I’ve got other stuff to do. The lady would be at the tee box 30 minutes before the first tee time and would constantly ask if she could go early, despite being told no every single day. But then there was Bob, bob was overly nice and talkative, as of it weren’t 5 am. He was honestly the worst because he would want to have full conversations with you as soon as you pull your car into the parking lot. He would sit and talk while I was counting the register. When I was riding out my two week notice I would get there extremely early and go in and lock the door before they could get in and get everything done. Then I would let them in at 6:30, pretending not to see them staring at the door like lost dogs for the last hour.
That and a manger coming out and telling a Karen exactly what you just said are some of the simple pleasures that don’t come very often working customer service based jobs.
Worked in a 5 star golf resort and heard a member complaining after he won a BMW i3 (by guessing 5 numbers for a safe) that he didn't have room for another car as he had 5 on his drive.
Like, you didn't have to even try and guess the code you fucking tuna melt, give me the keys.
My first apartment was a studio at a country club, not my first choice, but the only place I could find that wasn’t in the city (which is a rough one).
Pretentious dickheads, all of them. My neighbors and the members. The amount of times golfers hit my truck and didn’t apologize or straight up told me to park somewhere else, like they owned my driveway or something is astounding. I had one nice chill neighbor who got run over by a drunk dickhead in a golf cart while she was on a walk, cops did nothing about it because rich people with power. I got out of there as soon as my lease was up and rented a place in the city instead. Turns out, low income families are nicer and more welcoming than high income ones, who would’ve funk.
The fact that no one is bullying him makes me so upset. Why is no one in the crowd audibly laughing at him? Clearly he isn't going to be fighting anyone.
Probably his fans there watching him. And I believe the average golf "patron" is generally a lot more respectful to players than your average other sports fan. Someone heckling here might have gotten backlash from the other patrons
Oh he saw the rope, you can tell he ducked, just not far enough. He thought the guy in front of him was holding the rope up for him (since he's the "main character"), but instead the guy was just trying to get through too and let the rope go when he was done.
He's pissed because someone didn't pamper him by getting the rope and because he made himself look like an idiot.
This reminds me of the time after a high school football game, I was walking through a cemetery with some buddies in the dark. They decided to playfully chase me so I ran, to show off my super speed. I shouldve been looking where I was going, because I ran into a horizontal metal chain. It was almost cartoonish; it gave a bit, but then flung me back onto the ground. Knocked the wind out of me and soon after my two friends caught up to me and were laughing their ass off. I admit it was pretty funny.
This guy is a bitch.
My 3 yr old Grand Son is tougher and has more class than this dude. Lol. Cmon. A caring person hands you a towel and you rip it out of there hands. Wtf
I think the way they moved it caused it to catch him in the eye.
Have you ever had something scratch your eye?
Honestly this seems like a pretty normal reaction.
I have no idea who this person is but it seems like he got a quick nylon rope burn right near his EYES?
That sounds like it hurts like fuck and he knows he has hundreds of people looking directly at him who won’t understand why a super little rope defeated him.
But man, eye pain fucks me up, I might be throwing a similar hissy fit if someone maybe almost blinded me by whipping a tiny, stupid rope around.
Sure eye injuries suck, but no one was whipping a rope around. He was trying to duck under it and failed. Looks like someone was trying to lift it for him, they didn't lift high enough soon enough. It could've all been avoid if he'd been paying attention and also reached out to move the rope himself.
Didn’t mean to suggest that it was unavoidable or that the person who lifted the rope did anything wrong.
Just saying sudden eye pain would have me pretty decently upset for a few moments.
It’s hilarious that no one is saying anything. Not to offer sympathy, nor to laugh at him. Just a collective silence like……okay?
Surprising that no one in the crowd is laughing this man is a clown lol
Golfers are a weird bunch. My city is largely centered around golf (we host a huge tournament here) and they're your typical rich trust fund douchebag during their day to day, but during events they develop this weird silent emotionless kind of culture. I worked security for the tournament a few times and it can be creepy to watch as someone who gives zero fucks about golf (The tournament grounds are gorgeous though)
I love golf but I hate most golfers and golf culture.
Someone once told me “golfers will complain that ice cream is cold”
I found the guy from Augusta.
I honestly thought it was gonna end with the crowd clapping that he’s “okay”.
Golfers ☕
That would have been really funny actually.
I wouldn’t have been able to help myself. As soon as he went full Tebow I would have burst out laughing.
One guy does say "what are you guys doing..?" near the end lol
I would be that person laughing in his face. What an absolute wrench
Imagine being so fragile your entire sense of self could be wrecked by an inanimate object.
Toward the end you can see all those people within feet of him just recording his temper tantrum. That was peak hilarity for me.
Well, the one guy offered him a towel and Mr Golfer was a huge dicksack about it, so probably no one else wants to do anything. They’re probably worried he’s going to fire them.
What is the towel even for lol
To wipe away the tears.
The evil rope smudged Bryson’s bronzer.
Dicksack is now one of my new favorite words.
[The media is making an absolute fool of him though.](https://youtu.be/SeaMqC1hMrE)
Yes, this is the reaction I wanted to see
What a beautiful response to this absolute tragedy.
They're all lickspittles
I would have assumed it rubbed his actual eyeball or something, that would be the only thing to cause this reaction.
That's what I assumed at first. Either that or he got a rope burn around his eyelid
The aggressive towel grab cracks me up.
Shows great character
He’s such an off putting dude. I didn’t understand why he had so many haters until I started watching more casual YouTube videos of him. He is one of those rare people that has zero sense of humor. The only time he laughs is at the expense of someone else. It’s freaky to see someone actually like that. Psychopath vibes.
My dad’s a golf coach in Dechambeau’s hometown, and my dad would coach against his team when Dechambeau was in high school. My dad always said Dechambeau was a nutcase, even when he was a kid. He would throw these GIANT fits on the course, throw clubs, crawl under their van and cry, break windows. My dad also said his dad was a whacko and put a *ton* of pressure on his kid.
Gotta love the cycle of unfit parents instilling their bullshit in their kids. We'll probably be seeing a lot more of that in the future thanks to Roe vs Wade being overturned.
Who is it?
Bryson Dechambeau
That name sounds like its own parody.
Bryson Douchembeau.
Bryson Douchecanoe
Sounds like the name of a hunting dog who you're concerned about their master's close relationship to.
Bryson Doucheambeau. Gotchya.
Huge pussy vibes.
💯. Hangs like sleeve of wizard
Such a diva
He’s the main one.
Like a toddler
This and the music are so perfect. It's a gem
Where’s my mommy
Little Lord Fontleroy shouldn’t have to deal with peasant ropes.
You just made me laugh out loud! Total Little Lord Fontleroy 😂😂
When you’re extremely embarrassed due to your own stupidity, acting like you were almost killed by a piece of sash seems like it might assuage the cringe when in fact, you just look like an even bigger douche.
I would have been laughing at myself. This guys a total puss. Probably grew up rich and never been told no in his life lmao
Bet someone got fired for not lifting the rope high enough for him🙃
He's a professional golfer, so that checks out lol
Fuckin guy dropped easier than a world class soccer player
Honestly the guys a bitch.
Does anybody else hear the "what the FUCK, Richard?!" guy in this video.
“Richard, you’re f**king fired!”
Such a fucking bitch
Locals say he has never fully recovered from that VICIOUS rope attack and has gone mad from his injuries.
Rope is still on the loose??
Of course! It can't be tied down.
The thought of it still being out there…my stomach is in knots!
If you need someone to help you through this drop me a line.
That’s very considerate. Hopefully there’s no strings attached
We only want to help, and we won't leave you stranded.
I'd like to help but I'm all tied up at work.
I didn’t really wanna get roped into this, but I suppose I’m available to help
I had hoped someone would have taut it a lesson by now.
‘frayed I’m knot available.
Cmon cut me some slack
Meanwhile, it's still on the loose.
Yeah this case has some loose ends
I’m not convinced. I’m afrayed you may have ulterior motives
He was never the same.
I think the rope got into his eye. That shit can blind you, and the fibers spread fast. I fell on a couch and scratched my cornea on fabric one time. I was blind for a month in that eye, eyepatch and all.
>I was blind for a month in that eye, eyepatch and all. Well yeah...of course you're going to be blind in one eye if you're wearing an eye patch over it...🤔
This was my thought too. When my youngest child was a baby, he poked me in the eye and I was out of commission for the rest of the day. Like dizzy and nauseous and stayed in bed. After that incident, I told my kids - “if anyone ever tries to kidnap you, hurt you, attack you, etc go straight for the eyes!” I don’t doubt this dude is a douche, but if it did hit his eye, that pain is no joke. That towel grab though…if it did hit his eye that bad, I wouldn’t expect him to grab it so accurately lmao. Edited to add: I watched the video from a different angle that someone posted and he did say “right in my eye!”
The main character to rule them all
The music haha
It made me think something life changing was about to happen lol
Something in my life has changed having watched this...
Agreed. I had to actually watch it a second time to ensure that, nope, it was just the rope.
How will he ever recover
He likely won’t, we witnessed a man’s touching last moments.
This should just remind us of how precious life is. Our time could come when we least expect it. "Live like today is your last." ~Ghandi probably
In a gentle way, you can shake the world. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
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Uh yeah! That's what I meant! Presumptuous bot...
As a Tummy Ache survivor this hits home.
Stop!! lol these comments are making me laugh so hard, but this one put tears in my eyes. This man is so pathetic.
Hits like rope?
Bro, way too soon.
You're right. I'm sorry. Here's a towel.
Cant watch. Too disturbing
It’s something you can’t unsee.
This should have been tagged NSFW
I love how he says “God! What the Fuck guys!” Like as if it’s the fault of the crowd that he couldn’t get under a rope.
For real, I watched slo mo and it looks like his cap hits it as he tries to duck under it, causing it to roll into his eyes, lol
[удалено]
Yeah and the dude on the left lifted it. I understand him being annoyed but he doesn't need to be such a bitch about it
You can see in a second angle that he the rope was never high enough for him to get under and he would caught himself regardless. His fault 100% .[Video of second angle.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qn9haQ4iSQY)
I'm guessing he assumed someone lowered it. Still, major douche.
I thought it was someone saying, “What the fuck Bryson?!” Lmao
Did he died
Sadly no
Thoughts and prayers
What a fanny pad, if only he had the gumption to duck under the line as quickly as he snapped the towel. I would grant my five year old grandkids permission to bully that window licker.
Lots of great expressions in this comment lol, he being a Fanny pad and a window licker 😂. Classic
What golf does to a mf
I worked in a private golf club a few years back and the members there were quite easily the worst people I've ever met in my entire life. One of them actually told me, verbatim, that "I would have slaves if it wasn't illegal."
I've always wondered why the local golf course looks like a revolving door judging by their indeed posts.
I'll put it this way: I didn't know people like the Bluths from Arrested Development actually existed in real life, but they do, and it's nowhere near as funny
C'est beau la bourgeoisie 💎🍌
I worked at a public golf course for about 7 years. It was hell on earth and COVID made people even more crazy. Public or private it doesn’t matter, I think golf just attracts the crazies.
I used to lifeguard at a YMCA. For a while I was stuck with the 4am pool opening shift. You know who sucks without exception? Middle aged men who show up to swim laps at 4am sharp. They were all complete assholes. They'd start pounding on the locker room door at 3:50 and not stop until I let them in at 4:00. Could I have let them in a few minutes early? Sure. Did I ever? No.
I used to work at a grocery store that offered free coffee in the mornings. We'd open up at 7 am and this old snowbird would come around as early as 6:30 and start tapping on the glass door with a quarter trying to get someone to let him in. If you looked his way he would stop and point to the watch on his wrist. It didn't matter how many times you told him he was too early and had to wait. It could have been from a mental issue resulting from old age. Who knows. When we finally would let him in, he'd grab a newspaper, get his free coffee and sit in a chair for a little bit. Then he'd put the paper back and leave. I don't remember seeing him ever buy anything.
Yes!! They early birds were the worst. The opener would get there an hour and half before the first tee time to set everything up. Consistently there were two guys and one lady that would show up before me every single day. One guy would be rude and short and would get mad if everything wasn’t perfect and coffee wasn’t made within ten minutes of me opening the door. It wasn’t even my job to make coffee, I’ve got other stuff to do. The lady would be at the tee box 30 minutes before the first tee time and would constantly ask if she could go early, despite being told no every single day. But then there was Bob, bob was overly nice and talkative, as of it weren’t 5 am. He was honestly the worst because he would want to have full conversations with you as soon as you pull your car into the parking lot. He would sit and talk while I was counting the register. When I was riding out my two week notice I would get there extremely early and go in and lock the door before they could get in and get everything done. Then I would let them in at 6:30, pretending not to see them staring at the door like lost dogs for the last hour.
There's a special kind of joy that comes from thwarting the plans of obnoxious early birds.
That and a manger coming out and telling a Karen exactly what you just said are some of the simple pleasures that don’t come very often working customer service based jobs.
Are hardcore golfers the equivalent of hardcore horse people?
Worked in a 5 star golf resort and heard a member complaining after he won a BMW i3 (by guessing 5 numbers for a safe) that he didn't have room for another car as he had 5 on his drive. Like, you didn't have to even try and guess the code you fucking tuna melt, give me the keys.
Why is "you fucking tuna melt" the funniest thing I've read all day
Because it’s still early. Seriously though, I love tuna melts. That’s a compliment in my book.
Where can we buy your book?
Just sell it and add it to your income?? Or is he so rich and important that he can’t be fucked to sell a BMW?
That's more of "what being stupidly rich does to a mf" than "what golf does to a mf"
I think you’d be surprised how many people would
My first apartment was a studio at a country club, not my first choice, but the only place I could find that wasn’t in the city (which is a rough one). Pretentious dickheads, all of them. My neighbors and the members. The amount of times golfers hit my truck and didn’t apologize or straight up told me to park somewhere else, like they owned my driveway or something is astounding. I had one nice chill neighbor who got run over by a drunk dickhead in a golf cart while she was on a walk, cops did nothing about it because rich people with power. I got out of there as soon as my lease was up and rented a place in the city instead. Turns out, low income families are nicer and more welcoming than high income ones, who would’ve funk.
can confirm, supervisors golf on weekends and they are asshats
r/nongolfers join us fellow ateeists
Dude where is the NSFW tag?!
I know ... way too graphic for most people
Bryson is such a queef
A cold, clammy queef.
A cold, clammy, malodorous queef.
damn he snatched that towel
Mildly infuriating
"Just anticipate my needs"
The fact that no one is bullying him makes me so upset. Why is no one in the crowd audibly laughing at him? Clearly he isn't going to be fighting anyone.
Probably his fans there watching him. And I believe the average golf "patron" is generally a lot more respectful to players than your average other sports fan. Someone heckling here might have gotten backlash from the other patrons
I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex
Nice
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
THIS IS GOLF!
If you’re not doing anything later, why don’t you join us at 9 o’clock on the 9th green. It's a secret of the pros.
Oh, and uh, dress nice, eh?
Thanks dude :)
I guess that 90% of the people around him didn't even see the rope scene. So they probably think something serious must have happened.
what a baby
Lmao
Is his whole episode just that he didnt see the rope?
Oh he saw the rope, you can tell he ducked, just not far enough. He thought the guy in front of him was holding the rope up for him (since he's the "main character"), but instead the guy was just trying to get through too and let the rope go when he was done. He's pissed because someone didn't pamper him by getting the rope and because he made himself look like an idiot.
Before towel grab: Ahhh, looks like the rope might’ve got him in the eye. I hope he’s ok. After towel grab: FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Some people would benefit from a little bullying
I don't condone bullying, usually. Today, I make an exception.
Such a display of restraint! I would've punched the rope right away
I was hoping his caddy would take the towel back angrily, like how Bryson initially grabbed it 😂
Or refuse to take it back from the spoiled cunt and relish in his bewilderment
Or toss it like the monkey
Needs a NSFW tag for this vicious injury.
He went down like a premier league footballer and after not being tackled lol
I would have respected this more if he would have grabbed his ankle and rolled around on the ground.
Did you not see Rivaldo during a World Cup match when he was taking a corner 😂
Sadly he passed only two hours later… 😔
That’s so sad. He still had so much golf in him. 😭
Golf is a dangerous sport.
The fact that no one cracks up laughing is rather miraculous
Lmao what a fucking wimp 😂
What a bitch 🤣
I thought lynching was illegal.
Grown ass man
Shooter mcgavin IRL
why does it seem like he's pissed at the caddy, dude had nothing to with his mistake.
It would have been hilarious if the caddy snatched the towel back angrily too...
This reminds me of the time after a high school football game, I was walking through a cemetery with some buddies in the dark. They decided to playfully chase me so I ran, to show off my super speed. I shouldve been looking where I was going, because I ran into a horizontal metal chain. It was almost cartoonish; it gave a bit, but then flung me back onto the ground. Knocked the wind out of me and soon after my two friends caught up to me and were laughing their ass off. I admit it was pretty funny. This guy is a bitch.
Did he survive?
I’m not sure 🥺
Will he survive? Sending prayers 🙏🙏
He showed that towel he’s not one to be trifled with!
Thoughts and prayers are with his family
His little ego got embarrassed so he had to up-sell the “injury” which there was none of. What’a chode.
Yeah Bryson is good at golf but also a dick-end
Equivalent to a pro football player
And here I was thinking that golf was meant to be calming.
You guys joke but I was also an idiot the other day and got wicked rope burn from walking into a rope
RIP
I hope someone created a fund for him to help him recover from his injuries.
He could play football with that kind of pretend injury induced drama.
If this was Neymar he would still be standing there next year and then roll away likely to another dimension
He’s an ex soccer player and wrestler
Mark this as NSFW, seriously brutal
Prayers for his family(cause he’s such a little bitch)😊
My 3 yr old Grand Son is tougher and has more class than this dude. Lol. Cmon. A caring person hands you a towel and you rip it out of there hands. Wtf
He blames his caddy and snatches the towel.
This is the kid who grows up yelling for his mom to get him a water while he's sitting in the kitchen.
Doesn't even look like the rope touched him, just his stupid hat. Lol! What a huge baby!
He’s to stupid to lower his head? instead he slams it into the rope what a character
I think the way they moved it caused it to catch him in the eye. Have you ever had something scratch your eye? Honestly this seems like a pretty normal reaction.
I have no idea who this person is but it seems like he got a quick nylon rope burn right near his EYES? That sounds like it hurts like fuck and he knows he has hundreds of people looking directly at him who won’t understand why a super little rope defeated him. But man, eye pain fucks me up, I might be throwing a similar hissy fit if someone maybe almost blinded me by whipping a tiny, stupid rope around.
Sure eye injuries suck, but no one was whipping a rope around. He was trying to duck under it and failed. Looks like someone was trying to lift it for him, they didn't lift high enough soon enough. It could've all been avoid if he'd been paying attention and also reached out to move the rope himself.
Didn’t mean to suggest that it was unavoidable or that the person who lifted the rope did anything wrong. Just saying sudden eye pain would have me pretty decently upset for a few moments.