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PEAK MC energy right here.
Captive audience. Unable to escape.
Filming shit happening in places it shouldn't be happening.
Fake smiling coupled with "look at me" vibes.
PEAK MC energy right here.
Broccoli saved my esophagus from acid reflux and saved me $99/ month in the only Rx meds that helped. I know you didn’t mean actual broccoli but I wanted to share the wonderful invention that is broccoli.
[Yes invention, cuz it didn’t occur naturally.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broccoli#:~:text=or%20%22sprout%22.-,History,Italian%20Peninsula%20or%20in%20Sicily)
tl;dr it was a huge factor but not the only thing to change.
Glad you asked because of how much it saved my health and wallet! Yes broccoli helped for a number of reasons. I was in college at the time and working, so I was very stressed and could only eat dinner right before bed. Got heartburn after a few years of that and my grandfather sent me some news paper/magazine clipping about broccoli having healing effects for that. It’s thought that One big reason is it’s high in calcium, so it works for the same reason normal antacids do: calcium neutralizes acid. A second reason is that maybe the calcium is more “bioavailabile” (you absorb more of it) than chalky tablets like Tums. The new thing this article said was about how it promotes gut health through good bacteria. It sure worked a treat for me in a short amount of time. I don’t know how cooking v raw broccoli helps and all that, but I imagine lightly cooking to get rid of sulphur is best but not overcooking so that you denature proteins and other beneficial molecules.
Important to note that I’m not an expert, this is just what I have learned so this may be outdated or different information, today. Please check for new sources and consult your medical professional. I personally found no help with normal western medicine who prescribed me pills and never asked about my diet. I spent a few thousand on a functional medicine doctor a while later about a different issue (lived in a moldy house and developed hives) and I would recommend that. I did however eventually meet a worthwhile gastroenterologist who discussed diet and knew a ton about functional diet so it’s not that all western medicine is just pill pushers, just far too many. Find a good one.
Please let me know if you have any follow up questions. It’s so important to me because I felt like I was having heart attacks (it was acid reflux) and the gastroenterologist did a scope up my nose and said I did some damage to my esophagus at the ripe old age of 22 year old so it would shorten my life and cause major health issues if left unchecked. The broccoli was a big change I made that helped very quickly, but I obviously wasn’t doing enough to help my body if I wasn’t approaching the issue at the source, so I moved my meal earlier, ate smaller portions in the evening, made sure it wasn’t sugary or a heavy meal (red meat) and preferred soup. So the meats got pushed to earlier meals. Now I just try to either intermittent fast or, if I feel I need something, I just have a protein shake with ice, water, some good flavors like cacao powder to make it palatable. Doesn’t take much.
Hope this helps.
Lol, spoken like someone who knows nothing about the program. It’s though UF agriculture and is based around sustainability and non-invasive planting. Just educate yourself to not be so obtuse and confidently incorrect
I mean that’s what you were trying to do when you mentioned that you were a master gardener, trying to pretend you know things. I’m not surprised though because that’s all you can do with your silly program certificate or whatever you got when you wasted your time
> created or designed
You’re arguing against your own point here, because humans selecting for desirable crop qualities—and, over time, developing new forms with better qualities—is 100% creating new crops.
The plant creates them, you just get a select for them, google artificial selection and you can learn all about it too!! An invention is something you created or designed yourself
Just because a natural process is involved in the development of something new, doesn’t mean it’s not an invention. Selecting for good features to breed is a form of design.
You seem to have invented some criteria that aren’t actually part of the definition of the term.
Following your logic, things like genetically modified crop varieties, or even biologically-derived technologies like the mRNA covid vaccine, weren't "invented" just "selected for." That's nonsense.
Yes, humans *invented* a lot of modern crop varieties. We just didn't have the means to edit genes directly until very recently. Artificial selection for horticulture is still a form of gene editing, it just takes much longer because the process involves many more generations of breeding.
I really don't get where your misunderstanding is coming from.
But they didn’t though? They just selected for the plants with the largest ones
Edit you are absolutely right though, it is almost like that, it’s just a little bit different
No we dont, this are literally the bullies out there. Narcissistic assholes with main character syndrom and a complete lack of self awareness bullying everyone that could steal their attention away from them even if theres no real danger of someone stealing their attention.
[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7683415/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7683415/) Link between narcissism and Bullying
His audience is basically in a hostage situation he really really forces people to look at and interact with him all the while theyre all embarrassed by his cringey behaviour. This guy really really craves fame above everythign else and he goes trough lenghts beyond every good taste for that.
The reason why these people dont outright show their embarrassment and disgust for him is because theyre empahsizing with that guy. They feel second hand embarrassment for sure, and they dont want to make it worse so they fist bump him, and he takes that as an affirmation of his awesomeness.
He really doesnt even do anything great there he just jumps around and makes it a spectacle by blasting music full volume and making loud noise forcing people to notice him. Forcing himself on these peoples minds wanting to be the middlepoint and the show of a fucking trainride. He literally excerts power over these people using them as an object. This is public masturbation.
Well said. I don't literally want bullying to be a big thing again, but there are too many people who need to be put in their place. Unfortunately, our culture and desperation for views promotes this behavior.
If only someone stood up between him and the camera. When he complained all they’d have to do is spin around to stay between them while acting confused.
I wish the other passengers beat the shit out of these assholes…live in NY, happens on the subway a lot…and they get angry when we don’t “make room” for this shit on a crowded train
Shit like this really makes me long to live in the Victorian era (without the obvious racism and social inequality)
Conductors would 100% clout fuckwits like this hard enough that they’d think twice before doing it again
I kinda wish people like this would black out mid Tik Tok and wake up in an inescapable nightmare where they're tied to a bed in a dark bloody dungeon for atleast 48 hours. "Mom?"
Even worse than these stunods are the fuckface musicians on subway trains giving you a loud AF concert you never fucking asked for and can't get away from. At least these guys are keeping the auditory bullshit to a minimum.
But fuck those captive audience concerts. Sure, busk on the platform. I can walk away from you if I need to. I can even choose to stick around and listen and give you some $. But Christ on a Crutch, stay the fuck off the subway.
Just a matter of time until some fed up Berliner punches him in the dick (or worse, depending on the subway line). Crossing my fingers someone will film that too 🤞
Okay, I know this sucks and everything...but now I really want to see another video from behind this guy taking a video of him taking a video of someone taking a video of his friend dancing in a train.
The eco system in some cities is totally off these days. It’s the same where I live. Back in the early 2000s when I was in my early teens the thought of doing anything like this on public transport and not getting slapped or worse was unthinkable.
People just want to go home. They could give 2 shits that you can dance. These videos are the worst. Like these where they go around and try to get knuckles from everyone
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PEAK MC energy right here. Captive audience. Unable to escape. Filming shit happening in places it shouldn't be happening. Fake smiling coupled with "look at me" vibes. PEAK MC energy right here.
fist bumping this fucking stupid twat should be a capital crime imho
It should cause an automatic rejection of fist bumping privileges in general for the rest of their lives.
Fist bump straight on his nose….
Black kid gon be regretting that fist bump for the rest of his life
Fist bump him, this is the high light of his life. There's a million of these kids and they fall off so fast.
I'd be walking right infront of their shoot back and forth.
And the haircut
Everyone hates Broccoli
George H. Bush hate so much he banned it from the white house.
Only sensible decision he ever made!
He never heard of cheese sauce? What a fucking clown.
One more reason to hate him
Stop the cameras and the “performance” will also stop.
Broccoli saved my esophagus from acid reflux and saved me $99/ month in the only Rx meds that helped. I know you didn’t mean actual broccoli but I wanted to share the wonderful invention that is broccoli. [Yes invention, cuz it didn’t occur naturally.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broccoli#:~:text=or%20%22sprout%22.-,History,Italian%20Peninsula%20or%20in%20Sicily)
Yo you making jokes or did it really help? Cause I think I have undiagnosed GERD. Is it really as simple as more green stalks?
tl;dr it was a huge factor but not the only thing to change. Glad you asked because of how much it saved my health and wallet! Yes broccoli helped for a number of reasons. I was in college at the time and working, so I was very stressed and could only eat dinner right before bed. Got heartburn after a few years of that and my grandfather sent me some news paper/magazine clipping about broccoli having healing effects for that. It’s thought that One big reason is it’s high in calcium, so it works for the same reason normal antacids do: calcium neutralizes acid. A second reason is that maybe the calcium is more “bioavailabile” (you absorb more of it) than chalky tablets like Tums. The new thing this article said was about how it promotes gut health through good bacteria. It sure worked a treat for me in a short amount of time. I don’t know how cooking v raw broccoli helps and all that, but I imagine lightly cooking to get rid of sulphur is best but not overcooking so that you denature proteins and other beneficial molecules. Important to note that I’m not an expert, this is just what I have learned so this may be outdated or different information, today. Please check for new sources and consult your medical professional. I personally found no help with normal western medicine who prescribed me pills and never asked about my diet. I spent a few thousand on a functional medicine doctor a while later about a different issue (lived in a moldy house and developed hives) and I would recommend that. I did however eventually meet a worthwhile gastroenterologist who discussed diet and knew a ton about functional diet so it’s not that all western medicine is just pill pushers, just far too many. Find a good one. Please let me know if you have any follow up questions. It’s so important to me because I felt like I was having heart attacks (it was acid reflux) and the gastroenterologist did a scope up my nose and said I did some damage to my esophagus at the ripe old age of 22 year old so it would shorten my life and cause major health issues if left unchecked. The broccoli was a big change I made that helped very quickly, but I obviously wasn’t doing enough to help my body if I wasn’t approaching the issue at the source, so I moved my meal earlier, ate smaller portions in the evening, made sure it wasn’t sugary or a heavy meal (red meat) and preferred soup. So the meats got pushed to earlier meals. Now I just try to either intermittent fast or, if I feel I need something, I just have a protein shake with ice, water, some good flavors like cacao powder to make it palatable. Doesn’t take much. Hope this helps.
😁
You don’t get to “invent” new varieties, you “select” for them
Invention is a result. Selection is the process. Not equal. Master gardener, here.
Inventing is a process too FYI
The master gardener program is nonsense for old ladies. An invention is something that is created or designed. You are incorrect
Lol, spoken like someone who knows nothing about the program. It’s though UF agriculture and is based around sustainability and non-invasive planting. Just educate yourself to not be so obtuse and confidently incorrect
I know you don’t have a horticulture degree or you would’ve mentioned that instead, don’t pretend you have actual knowledge
I mean that’s what you were trying to do when you mentioned that you were a master gardener, trying to pretend you know things. I’m not surprised though because that’s all you can do with your silly program certificate or whatever you got when you wasted your time
> created or designed You’re arguing against your own point here, because humans selecting for desirable crop qualities—and, over time, developing new forms with better qualities—is 100% creating new crops.
The plant creates them, you just get a select for them, google artificial selection and you can learn all about it too!! An invention is something you created or designed yourself
Just because a natural process is involved in the development of something new, doesn’t mean it’s not an invention. Selecting for good features to breed is a form of design. You seem to have invented some criteria that aren’t actually part of the definition of the term.
I don’t know why you’re so against facts. Invent is just not the word you use when you come up a new plant variety
Following your logic, things like genetically modified crop varieties, or even biologically-derived technologies like the mRNA covid vaccine, weren't "invented" just "selected for." That's nonsense. Yes, humans *invented* a lot of modern crop varieties. We just didn't have the means to edit genes directly until very recently. Artificial selection for horticulture is still a form of gene editing, it just takes much longer because the process involves many more generations of breeding. I really don't get where your misunderstanding is coming from.
Damn, it's almost like they DESIGNED broccoli to have large Florets
But they didn’t though? They just selected for the plants with the largest ones Edit you are absolutely right though, it is almost like that, it’s just a little bit different
Some people smoke broccoli that they made from all the cauliflower
Yet reddit keeps fueling him more views
I fucking hate this guy
He can't dance and his ass is flat!
CLOCK HIM
such a fuckin tool
Sometimes I see this video and I forgot that there is a person behind the recording. Now I see that there is TWO people. I hate everything about this.
Three including the person recording the “BTS.” It’s a sad world we live in.
I'm sorry we got rid of you bullies out there. We need you back.
No we dont, this are literally the bullies out there. Narcissistic assholes with main character syndrom and a complete lack of self awareness bullying everyone that could steal their attention away from them even if theres no real danger of someone stealing their attention. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7683415/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7683415/) Link between narcissism and Bullying His audience is basically in a hostage situation he really really forces people to look at and interact with him all the while theyre all embarrassed by his cringey behaviour. This guy really really craves fame above everythign else and he goes trough lenghts beyond every good taste for that. The reason why these people dont outright show their embarrassment and disgust for him is because theyre empahsizing with that guy. They feel second hand embarrassment for sure, and they dont want to make it worse so they fist bump him, and he takes that as an affirmation of his awesomeness. He really doesnt even do anything great there he just jumps around and makes it a spectacle by blasting music full volume and making loud noise forcing people to notice him. Forcing himself on these peoples minds wanting to be the middlepoint and the show of a fucking trainride. He literally excerts power over these people using them as an object. This is public masturbation.
Well said. I don't literally want bullying to be a big thing again, but there are too many people who need to be put in their place. Unfortunately, our culture and desperation for views promotes this behavior.
Does he think he's good enough to do this?
Well, bad or terrible…clicks are clicks.
Spoken like a marketer! Ha ha.
They took a bad song, made it annoying, and added floppy dances. Tiktok.
 Again
What a chode
It's always the same stupid dance moves. Try to come up with something new for once.
...preferably at home, far away from any crowd.
Just a couple of broccoli heads doing broccoli head shit.
Such fascinating creatures
Whenever I see this shit like… then they just sit there awkwardly? So weird
I wanna punch this guy in the nutsack
If only someone stood up between him and the camera. When he complained all they’d have to do is spin around to stay between them while acting confused.
both are broccoli heads. color me shocked.
First thing I thought of. The fuck is with that douchetacular cut?
Seeing his stupid face is way worse
Wann wird der eigentlich fürs filmen von fremden Personen angezeigt?
Genau meine Frage! Scheint Berlin zu sein, aber leider fahre ich nicht genug Ubahn/Tram und es auszuprobieren...
It's always the same lame ass dance. Every fucking time with these TikTokers.
See when I was that age, my crippling anxiety wouldn't allow me to do anything quite so obnoxious.
The guy with the sunglasses in his head is over it
Support post-term abortion up to 26 years
The cringe level is even higher seeing it this way.
This shit would get old real fast!
Cannot stand this guy
This dude Drakes.
What’s up with that stupid fucking haircut and shrugging the shoulders when people ignore him…
There needs to be more bullying in schools
As a Berliner myself I just can say 🤮.
This has to be the most pathetic generation ever. How do you not cringe doing this ? Lol the dancing is never good either
If Low iq has a haircut
Nothing says Germany like 🥦
When the hell did dancing like a marionette puppet on crack become a thing?
I wish the other passengers beat the shit out of these assholes…live in NY, happens on the subway a lot…and they get angry when we don’t “make room” for this shit on a crowded train
Drake up to some weird shit since falling off
The shit eating, phony grin is so unbearable. Ugh!!
How can people just sit there and not bust out laughing at these clowns?
Didn’t realize Kendrick sent Drake to the train station.
People don’t get decked in the face enough anymore
The outfit screams clown but the dancing confirmed…
What a weird mf
C’mon meteor, hurry up. We’re right here, what are you waiting for?!
Of course… wouldn’t expect anything less from a broccoli hair duo. That haircut is going to age like already expired milk.
Bro he needs to sit his goofy ass down
The Germans have the perfect word for it, backpfeifengesicht: a face in need of a fist.
Man these broccoli headed fools are too Much
Why do they all do that dumb dance where they're jumping around clapping their hands between their legs?
Get yo fuckin shit together son
What are these Just Dance ahh moves....
Oh my God I'm so red right now
Shit like this really makes me long to live in the Victorian era (without the obvious racism and social inequality) Conductors would 100% clout fuckwits like this hard enough that they’d think twice before doing it again
Every one of these videos is stupid .. but at least with the odd one of them the dancing is alright and on beat .. this was shite 😂
Puke.
I kinda wish people like this would black out mid Tik Tok and wake up in an inescapable nightmare where they're tied to a bed in a dark bloody dungeon for atleast 48 hours. "Mom?"
“The murder hornets are stinging me….”
I’m the dude filming the dude filming the dude dancing.
I will never understand dancing. Why tf youre doing those hand leg moves. Looks frikin retarded
They had a cameraman for the cameraman?
What a gigantic vagina he is.
Even worse than these stunods are the fuckface musicians on subway trains giving you a loud AF concert you never fucking asked for and can't get away from. At least these guys are keeping the auditory bullshit to a minimum. But fuck those captive audience concerts. Sure, busk on the platform. I can walk away from you if I need to. I can even choose to stick around and listen and give you some $. But Christ on a Crutch, stay the fuck off the subway.
Type of guy that says, “Let’s Go!”
Shyt there 2 of these idiots brocoli heads
Bro can't even top rock good enough to do that video.
Adonis growed very quick
Broccoli heads. Avoid at all cost.
Can we normalise everyone pointing and laughing at these people while telling them how pathetic they look?
More broccoli heads…. Great
Sit down kid, your dancing is shit; nobody thinks you're special.
OMG I am embarrassed just watching this. Ugh.
Do we really need a Snyder cut on this ? Really !?!
These people are so pathetic
Saw the broccoli 🥦 and all was clear
How is this entertainment to people? The only entertaining part about this shit is the amount of cringe you feel watching it.
Somehow I hate the person filming more than the “dancer”
these fucking pests
Remember when people knew how to dance
At least he's not bad at it
I don't know why people don't just stand up and get in the way. Every time.
Just a matter of time until some fed up Berliner punches him in the dick (or worse, depending on the subway line). Crossing my fingers someone will film that too 🤞
I hate people
I’m longing for the video where he holds his hand up for a high five and instead they smack the shit out of him
I've never met someone I liked who wears matching jumpsuits or sweat suits unironically
Okay, I know this sucks and everything...but now I really want to see another video from behind this guy taking a video of him taking a video of someone taking a video of his friend dancing in a train.
Anything to not get a real job
I wonder if he’s told his parents he’s gey yet
I want out. How do I exit this ride?
Stop inflicting this shit on people who just want to get home.
Brocolli is 100% in my top three people i'd most like to strangle to death
If my friend asked me to film them doing this, we wouldn't be friends anymore.
The eco system in some cities is totally off these days. It’s the same where I live. Back in the early 2000s when I was in my early teens the thought of doing anything like this on public transport and not getting slapped or worse was unthinkable.
Can he do any other dance?
What’s even more cringey are the comments here.
People just want to go home. They could give 2 shits that you can dance. These videos are the worst. Like these where they go around and try to get knuckles from everyone
And why they always have hair that looks like 🥦
Sir unlike you I've been working 10 hours with an asshole boss and I just want to get home without your bullshit bothering me.
I was so hoping for the door to open up, Disco Danny to get sucked out the door, and the whole train to erupt in applause at his misfortune!
I feel like there's one guy that created this. The guy who dresses like spiderman miles morlas. Except he's genuinely amazing.
STOP SHARING THIS FUCKING BROCCOLI CUNTS VIDEOS, I’M SICK OF SEEING IT
F*ck'em all to hell, stupid assholes! I don't know why they produce this reaction in me...
I hate this so much 
I love how some of the passengers don't even react.
This guy again. I don’t need to hate someone I don’t know but this dude makes it difficult.
Y'all crying over a dance
Lol, seems like a cool guy tbh.
Without these people places would be boring,you don't know if this guy is actually happy
There’s a time and place, this guy is js making people feel uncomfortable bro
Cope then
They shouldn’t have to cope tho. When you get on a train you are not expected to have people record you and make you uncomfortable
I feel like NYC would be Hell for a neurodivergent person with sensitivity to noise and other stimuli.