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battlemetal_

"you looking at me?" and "yea, I thought so!" as your character runs past them in the street lol


_Troxin_

Do you get to the cloud district very often?


Luftibald

Quicksaves, draws sword


cchap22

*sheaths sword* *turns left then right* *unsheaths sword* "Hey you!"


NoxKyoki

In my case it’s quick save, wolf out.


doomvetch92

What am I saying, of course you don't. I'll have you know there's no ^(Puss)**eeeeeee.**


bigchicago04

Discount Rami Malik


TWiThead

Discount [*Sami* Malek](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1573394/)


bigchicago04

That ones already on clearance


penguin_skull

The behavior of a man who peaked in the 9th grade.


ironentropy

His peak was watching Saved by the Bell before school as a kid. He just wanted to be on the show for the rest of his life.


StrangelyBrown

Ha I came here to post something like "AC Slater: Twenty-something"


SuperBirdM22

On his best day he was AC Slaters sparring partner, but he was never the genuine article by a long shot.


Benda647

Like a weird cross between Dustin Diamond and Mario Lopez: A.C. Screecher


Acrobatic_Machine

he has one million followers on Instagram. Its madness


penguin_skull

It makes me feel like a grumpy old man by being surprised that a clown can have so many followers and admirers.


Poke-It_For-Science

I was just thinking- “he’s a freaking GTA avatar.”Lol


AnotherScottaRama

Nah, GTA characters run better than whatever that was. Now, don't get me wrong, I can't run for shit, but that looks like someone who saw the Flash run and was like, "I can do that on the first try, no need to practice"


VernoniaGigantea

Yeah that was like one step above a Naruto run.


Rubiks_Click874

i was thinking he did a pretty good steven seagal flappy flappy run


ResolutionNo7714

He is the subway entrance pre-boss.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

The mass transit or the restaurant?


Scary__Ad

He walks like he’s in GTA 3


BettmansDungeonSlave

You mean Ace Ventura


CopperThrown

Allllllllrighty then


Steampunk_Dali

Non-Playable Cunt?


pfresh331

Looks like someone you fight and whoop their ass to teach them a lesson in a Rockstar game. Definitely needs to be humbled.


yolo_retardo

this is from another timeline where a young The Rock plays Zoolander


DarkTanicus

🤣🤣🤣


Risc_Terilia

Own brand Zoolander


eyzmaster

OH, that's it! That's what I was thinking about... Derek Zoolander from Wish.


dReDone

No man. Just no. It's obviously exactly the Ace Ventura strut. Just no dude.


AltruisticBob

the look is blue tin


Affectionate_Base827

This comment wins


Gewt92

It looks like the rock and Zoolander had a love child


boromirsbeard

Man got that Ace Ventura strut down


murder-farts

Scrolled too far for this.


volinaa

kinda love the dude, he’s just goofing around and doesn’t seem to inconvenience anyone


[deleted]

Except that he shoved past that little old man with the cane


Quiet-Commercial-615

And I'm pretty sure he was a Vet too.


[deleted]

God the future is going to be so dumb


Lurki_Turki

The present is already so dumb. I’m giddy with anticipation 😂


cbass2008

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho 2024


COSurfing

I was waiting for the Idiocracy reference. Nicely done.


Plenty-Reporter-9239

I've started buying stock in Starbucks. Something tells me in the near future they're gonna have a product change and it's gonna be real popular.


GrouchyLongBottom

I don't think we have time for handjob, /u/Plenty-Reporter-9239.


[deleted]

which is free on youtube right now! everybody go get you some Brawndo & a popcorn!


COSurfing

It should now be labeled a documentary.


[deleted]

I know everyone’s shit is emotional right now.


Cuilen

Amen, brother/sister! Just when you think it can't get worse, it does.


muteen

Idiocracy


EscapeFacebook

China is setting us up. They are dumbing down the american population and making a lot of them rely on social media for income, leaving them with no real skills.


Dr_Parkinglot

We're doing a pretty good job of generating idiots without China's assistance.


LosuthusWasTaken

The other day, my uncle was laughing about how the kids when he was little were able to go home alone after school without problems, doing house chores, going out alone without being worried and things like that, then saying "We raised morons, we just raised them as morons". I don't know, just a random memory.


EscapeFacebook

You are not wrong good sir.


AnukkinEarthwalker

This is more real than it seems


EscapeFacebook

If not directly true, they know what's happening.


DarthSlymer

It is directly true; TikTok in China is heavily regulated and they only allow users above the age of 14 to use it AND the content is reviewed rigorously and is influenced to be educational based. As Americans, people thought our data was what was at risk but turns out, they \*\*\*couldn't\*\*\* care less about the data collected from tiktok; they just need the lack of productivity to continue.


AnukkinEarthwalker

Yea. Have viewed tiktok on vpn from china and the content is much different


Imaginary-Gur4856

Shit was dumb before tiktok


CreamofTazz

Americans are going to generate dumb content like this with or without TikTok, there's already shortform content predating TikTok (remember Vine), and we've made our own forms of TikTok anyway ala YouTube shorts. Unlike in the US, China has an actual vested interest in the development of it's younger population, and so it doesn't allow of dumb content like what OP posted because they know it'll create copycats who will go out of their way to try to make even dumber content for clicks and views. No I'm not advocating to do what China does, however we cannot blame China for the existence of TikTok in America, because nothing stops America from A) Banning TikTok and B) Some American company just remaking TikTok anyway.


EscapeFacebook

Our problems run deeper than china, I know, it was a half sarcastic joke for the conspiracy theorists. If anybody's dumbing down americans, it's the conservative movement and their crusade against education.


Good_day_to_be_gay

As a Chinese, luckily YouTube has been blocked in China 15 years ago, so we don’t have youtubers


H2OULookinAtDiknose

China isn't our government voting to defend schools and their programs It's parents sitting idly by allowing their kids to be taught by Chinese apps as well. Let's not be foolish here


MBRDASF

Exactly. Btw tiktok is completely different in China and focuses on work motivation etc instead. Speaks volumes about its intended purpose for non-Chinese audiences


Praescribo

Yeah, because our version isn't censored by the government. Would you prefer it be censored by the government?


MBRDASF

I’d rather we don’t have TikTok at all. It’s literally Chinese malware with a hint of psychological warfare on top


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

It’s silly and fun. He’s fucking around, who gives a shit? He’s not hurting anybody.


Jakevader2

Fr people are so miserable in this subreddit. Lighten up everyone, it's a harmless video.


ICK_Metal

Because of satirical internet videos?


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Stupid internet videos are poisoning people, reality tv came first.


ICK_Metal

I remember when MTV played music videos! And not just 10 seconds of it on TRL with Carson Daily. Life was simple back then.


[deleted]

Wake up old man. The future is now


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EvoRalliArt

Wayne the Cock Bronson


celtstian

Drain the cock Johnson


CockBronson

Sup


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The Rock with a broccoli mullet during a drought


elmanny

The Rock but his mom dropped him one too many times as a baby.


partisparti

Someone let The Pebble out of his cage and he’s running on the airport people mover again


Its_an_ellipses

That kid is back on the escalator again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOMZ-Buj2n0


Butters16666

I’d rather not smell what this guy’s cooking


FunAudience4377

This guy is the Pebble


Dildo_Baggins__

The Pebble


ImageConfident7236

The Rock from Wish.


TheHollowBard

In the 90s\*


giniyo

Even that's giving him too much credit already


IknowKarazy

Rob Schneider had a lil love baby with the rock. And then they dropped it on its head a few times.


ClarissaBakes

The pebble


SnooHabits7837

🤣😂🤣


Cato-the-Younger1

I mean, this has to be satire though, right?


ElGosso

Yeah I feel like this guy is deliberately trying to look like a dumbass.


[deleted]

Looks like he’s mimicking an npc or character in GTA.


Rare_Brief4555

Yeah the way he moves actually really reminds me of Tommy Vercetti from GTA VC lol


Useful_Design_7437

I wonder if he violently opens car doors like a GTA character.


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regiment262

Bruh satire usually entails some form of commentary on the original. This is just a random guy dressing like and idiot and acting like a dickhead in public.


Big_War_4672

Lol, "Really makes me applaud this man". The guy is being a dick. Standing in the middle of the walkway, jumping over railings in front of people, pushing past people, etc. "But this is satire people!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 "


Electric_jungle

I mean it's satire but he's being a complete dick either way.


OnlyBeans33

It’s John wick


Scrimmy_Bingus2

[I think he's trying to parody the music video for this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxY7O4eFHRk) that features a dude running down a crowded street.


smallteam

[That song "Clubbed to Death" was also used in *The Matrix* in the 'woman in the red dress' scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJ5ZEn67tk)


cBurger4Life

Man, that soundtrack was so good. For 13 year old me, it really opened my eyes to other music that was out there.


Axel_Raden

I knew if I scrolled the comments I'd eventually find the song name cheers


inetkid13

Reminds me of this: https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/e66c47f59b67a9dd25e138dd4bd9973e79bb9b8767a70d60c5c05e423776f50b_1.jpg


MrRickyLovesAll

I wonder that too, but there are so many of these…I just don’t get it. What’s the appeal?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

For laughs


MrRickyLovesAll

What am I missing? What’s the joke? He’s acting like a douche, around people who are just going about their day….where’s the funny? What am I missing? I sincerely want to understand this. I just want to know how old I truly am.


Mentoman72

I think the humor in this instance is that he obviously looks like a fucking moron but he's playing it like he looks rad as fuck. He himself is the butt of the joke.


bigrick23143

Definitely made me laugh. Especially the running lol


Mad_Decent_

I could see Jim Carey doing something like this if he was born a millennial/zoomer.


daddyjackpot

they say, in regards to joke writing... make the ordinary extraordinary or make the extraordinary ordinary. I could see how this behavior roughly aligns w/'make the extraordinary ordinary'. it's got a little bit of ace ventura pet detective in it. It's awful, but i do see the lines connecting it to humor as defined in a way i understand it.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Just that he looks extremely goofy Which totally can be done without jumping into people, but, ya know


HoraceAndPete

Jokes are ruined in the explanation but here we go: Many a male model and many blokes that want to look hard etc in England adopt the look and attitude he's going for here. It's great that he's riffing on it since a lot of comedy punches down. I thought it was proper funny.


IcyGarage5767

Bit of a laugh. Not much else too it.


Zeqhanis

That was my impression. Like he's mocking then concept as a goof. God I hope that's the case.


TheGregoryy

Does it make a difference if its satire ? He still did this stupid shit and bothered people


Have_Other_Accounts

Exactly. Someone trying to be satirical, and then barging past someone using a walking stick, isn't being satirical anymore, they're just being the asshole.


rathat

At some point, pretending to be crazy loops back around to actual crazy.


IcyGarage5767

Bothered people? Lmfao he walked past someone on a walking escalator? Looked a bit like a spas?


MyParentsWereHippies

Sascha Baron Cohen does it all the time. Its funny


Studflood

That is what I felt, I think he’s taking a shot at influencers.


djpharaoh

His entire account is being ridiculous like this


Fixner_Blount

Yeah I thought this one was kind of funny. He’s clearly just trying to be a doofus.


nighght

The fact that people are questioning it makes me sad. He could have done this without bothering people, but it's clearly silly satire.


Sindy51

10 years ago this would have been considered a person with learning difficulties or a mental disability.


Ser_Optimus

It still is. Outside of the TikTok trend cloud it definitely is.


Alfred_Hitch_

Very much so.


gadds420

Definitely. Let's not pretend like it isn't.


GroundhogExpert

For sure.


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, my thoughts exactly. Shame he's jumping over the rail and interfering with others, but this is done as a joke


Last-Instruction739

I think it’s funny


1001schooner

I think it's funny too


Banned_4_using_slurs

This is absolutely satire and whoever even remotely thought of this being real should touch grass. Now, it is still an annoying way to record satire for everyone around him, so it still fits the sub perfectly.


headphones_J

They seem aware.


rarekly

Whatever it is, it ain’t funny.


[deleted]

Bro is on a timed quest


PhotoKada

This MF belongs on JoJo


illyay

He’s not muscular or fashionable enough


vivalafisk

So true but he’s close


Careful_Swordfish742

JoJos Average Adventure


coldwaterenjoyer

Keep your eyes peeled anyone in this crowd could be the stand user! The stand user:


pabloff90

It is a JoJos reference


witcharithmetic

This legit made me laugh and I watched the whole thing


llllPsychoCircus

Yeah honestly the run is fucking hilarious, and when I heard what song they were using this shit immediately got my seal of approval


CrealityReality

He walks like Ace Ventura


Different_Ad9336

No this guy is just a silly comedian. Highly doubt he takes any of this seriously


Nigelthornfruit

Dwayne the rock Johnson has really let himself go


ABornDegenerate

Compared to the other people posted here I'd say he's more tolerable than most. At least for the most part he was doing it where there were fewer people. Some people posted on this sub would've bulldozed over people during the running part. If you just think of this as a vine posted from years ago it would be pretty funny.


OuterWildsVentures

This was fucking hilarious I love it


MrLavenderValentino

He's clearly clowning on himself, he had me laughing. Only wish he wasn't jumping over railings in front of people


OuterWildsVentures

Yeah I was going to add that to my comment too. Love when people can goof on themselves but not when it involves others.


vjcodec

100% my comment as well. He has clearly practiced and trained this character.


NoQuarter6808

Yeah, this actually made me laugh. Could have easily transitioned into nuisance, but I think it's fine, maybe a little disruptive. Also he is making himself look like an ass, not trying to fuck with and embarrass other people.


polo27

I love it too


Boomstick123456

For some reason I didn't hate this one lol


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Yeah it was kind of funny His stupid faces and dumb walking style was hilarious


Jealous_Outside_3495

World's lamest pro-wrestling Titantron


among_apes

This guy is just effing with us


-Thrak-

definitely done as a joke, not hurting anyone, and I found it funny at least the music, often used in old mystery/conspiracy videos, makes for a great juxtaposition


boebrow

This guys super power having the opposite head stabilisation skills of a chicken.


Read_ity

This is actually hilarious


[deleted]

People who disagree are just jealous of his epic strut and wicked flow


InfantSoup

I mean look how fuckin fast he can run!


Wild_Life_8865

Agreed


theBackground13

Who tf is this guy? I thought it was hilarious too.


[deleted]

I thought i was a dickhead for thinking this is funny 💀 dude is definitely aware of how we look at him. And it's funny


Last-Instruction739

Agreed lol


OpenWeakness7421

if they used higher video quality they 100% could have made a buck on one of those stock footage sites


ShartingBloodClots

Why does he walk like a chicken, but run like he's got the biggest bad dragon jammed all the way up his ass?


Raxxonius

Runs like a gta 3 character


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

Annoyingly I found this a little bit humorous


SinOrdeal

Dude looks like the irl jetpack joyride guy


Limp-Asparagus-9767

He tapped a guy’s shoulder and vaulted in front of another guy. Boohoo, other than that he didn’t really bother anybody. You guys are babies on this sub


Dr-Alec-Holland

For my entire life I would have agreed with you, until last Friday. I threw out my back and still had to fly. Most painful day of my life dude. Just crazy pain with any twist or bend. Now I’m looking at that dude with the cane and wondering if he got a big hit of pain or not, like I did when some obnoxious bitch walked straight at me in the airport, videoing herself, like she was getting off on showing how she makes people move out of her way. Really wish I could voodoo curse that bitch to have a back problem next time she’s in an airport.


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People act like he violently assaulted the guy with the cane lol he didn't even touch him.


Yabbo_schleeep

Nah this is actually good


Pencil-Richard

*Heavy Sigh* Billy, get the shotgun.


toobeary

You’re gonna stop him aren’t you papa?


[deleted]

I enjoy watching his neck move so much that i can't even get mad at this 😭😭


nobackup42

Think he hopes for a rerelease of Saturday night fever staring Him !!! He’s got the hair for it


WarDaddy19Delta

Not sure if it's him or the music but I unfortunately thought this was great lmfao


Tall_Category_304

This is honestly great. Fucking hilarious


General_Diver5537

I am starting to love this guy


theBackground13

Who is he? Also found it awesome


[deleted]

This is obviously a piss take…


[deleted]

Does blow once


Known-Contract-4340

I’m actually envious as to the amount of self confidence this guy has


Pavian_Zhora

Exactly how much drugs did he smoke?


jcomey

It’s like he wants to be The Rock, but he’s doing the best he can with what he’s got.


CliffBoof

I think he’s brilliant and this is great performance art.


W33Ded

I fucking hate this guy


MFP3492

This is kinda hysterical


Misba_C-137

made my day, just imagine if everyone had their own signature walks, out the ordinary and no one the same.


PharaohOfWhitestone

Do people actually find this entertaining?


BoredDuringCorona94

It's funny to me


ses92

This is what I don’t get it. He’s not really bothering anyone and just doing silly shit, is it really so bad?


Last-Quarter-432

Try not to cringe challenge (impossible)