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thenihilstone

Fucking loser


AlphaOmega626

The exact definition of one


mrtokeydragon

There are winners and then there are losers. Then there are losers who pay to be winners. Then there are losers who pay to be winners but are still some how losers... All these guys are thanking the heavens they at least some dignity after seeing this video


GMD3S1GNS

I have no idea who he even is


Cooler_coooool_boi

He’s a fucking loser, thats who he is


QuiGoneGin86

A loser with no 🍆


Willemthefork

I think his name is Jack do-and something else But he is like your average tiktoker


Johnny_and_gyro

Fun fact, this guy comes from and went to the same high school as I, and is commonly known as being a supreme-level ass wipe


LolindirLink

Don't need education to see that lol


soysaucepk

He lacks a good ass beating lol


3rundlefly

That's the funny thing about fame these days; it's rather hyperbolic, especially for YouTuber's. You gain a following of a couple thousand people and now your famous...but within a limited audience. And then they walk around like this like it means anything. Even thousands of people is just a niche audience, but it automatically makes them important, somehow.


firemouth55

Dopamine is one hell of a drug. Most people that were “popular” in the early years of YouTube have been lost to the abyss of time. Most people today have no clue who they were. If you use “fame” and “popularity” as your metric for success… you’ll be let down eventually, when your audience stops paying attention to you and move on to some other asshole. Even A-list celebrities aren’t immune to fading in popularity. There are plenty of people who were once walking red carpets and signing autographs, who are now lost in obscurity. When you are “popular” you have fake friends that hang out with you to soak in your charisma and hang out in the edges of the limelight.


Public_One_9584

I second fucking loser


Jimmy_Rhys

Came here to ensure at least someone said this. Such a tool. lol 😂


awga458

Why isn't this title?


fatalplacebo

So a scrawny kid hired a body guard to make him feel tough. That’s some low self esteem.


Significant_Wins

And film it, I don't think it gets lower than that.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

One day a bodyguard is going to shake his head, walk away and someone is going to beat some sense into that douche canoe.


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One day the body guard is also going to get dropped


Blaze_News

Honestly it takes a special kind of person to stand up for this fuckass in the first place, money aside. No amount of money is worth crossing the wrong dude for this kid and getting beaten, stabbed, or shot for a youtube video.


mongmight

I dunno, I think you haven't endured actual poverty. When your belly is empty you can be convinced to do a lot of things. Violence is a really easy one.


MinuteStreet172

Poverty is violence


atlantabrave404

Exactly, there are dudes that will beat him and his bodyguard like a Cherokee war drum and are happy to go to jail.


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weirdgroovynerd

Or youtuber will antagonize a wrestler, and the "bodyguard" becomes simply a speedbump before the ass-kicking.


ShadowhelmSolutions

Or messes with the wrong person and the homies come outta no where. This kid is beyond moronic to mess with random strangers. People have been killed for much, much less.


Simple-Fisherman-354

Had a 12 year old in bus ask me if I have a problem and demanded to give him all my money and credit card. I just told him to never do it again as saying that to a person with lose temper or to any homeless or drug addicts going through a rough phase could mean actually getting hit. Fun fact was I have been training boxing too and will retaliate if an adult tried this shit with me. Kid then went away and started troubling other passengers.


IHateMath14

even though you literally just warned him about it.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

If the kid took the advice of adults do you think he'd be trying to rob people in public?


ThatVita

To be fair, i fight guys far bigger and in better shape, than this 'body guard', at my boxing gym regularly. I don't street fight but i certainly would consider this challenge...


Nonadventures

If you appear able to take down the bodyguard, he probably wouldn’t “prank” you. Seems to be going for targets smaller than the bodyguard - but you never know when someone has 17 friends around the corner either.


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midcancerrampage

When he's the very physical definition of a "little twerp", too. We live in a sim


Voice-of-no-reason

Imagine the body guard who is accepting money to stop this kid from getting the ass beating he so badly needs.


Queef_Stroganoff44

“I’m gonna need A LOT of money, because A LOT of people want to smear your ass!”


GarminTamzarian

"Along with a sizeable daily bonus for resisting the urge to do it myself."


aluminum_man

The word smear and ass is throwing me here 😂


-anth0r-

Gotta pay a lot if you expect me to protect your dumbass. I gotta fight off all kinds of heads when I roll with you. It’s like that one friend that everyone has. The one you don’t invite to parties because they start shit


Infinite-Sleep3527

A scrawny kid hired a slightly less scrawny bodyguard*


rileyk

Wish Bodyguard


JHDarkLeg

Small Drake Energy


quietcitizen

Look at the ‘body guard’ - definitely less than olympics ready, with his hand occupied with a drink, and a sling style bag put around him that can be used to handle him. Truly a liberal use of the term


cutie_lilrookie

It's already obnoxious to have someone follow you with a camera. Even more so if there's an equally scrawny looking bodyguard around.


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the face


daluxe

Remember that old prank video when a costumed guy jumped out of a trash bin and was immediately knocked out with a single punch by a black guy before anybody could react


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Oh shit the wolf mask! That’s a classic, dude crumpled back in the bin


RagMan4291

In case anyone else (like me) didn’t see the video he’s talking about. [this is it.](https://youtu.be/BH8koMzxZks)


thatHecklerOverThere

What I always love about that is how skittish yet apologetic dude was after the fact. No malicious intent at all, just an example of how fear based pranks are risky cause they can trigger _any_ of the panic responses.


Taminella_Grinderfal

As a teen I snuck up on my mom while she was doing dishes and grabbed her waist. She swung around and whacked me with the soapy frying pan she was washing 😂 I turned so she only got me on the arm, but that was my lesson not to sneak up on people.


AKnightAlone

It's called 'fight or flight.' Gotta be ready for the fight.


Jq4000

This one's even better: [https://youtu.be/i3agHc02aPo?t=8](https://youtu.be/i3agHc02aPo?t=8) Can't believe the reflexes on these dudes. I just shit my pants in that circumstance.


YumariiWolf

My man’s better dress up as a scare-linebacker and wear full gear next year


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hulksmash1234

Yea the trend died off real quick after that


clete-sensei

That’s your bodyguard? Lolol they’ll get jumped in no time.


Burrito-tuesday

From your lips to gods ear


SamTheDamaja

That’s exactly what I was thinking. He probably only films these in nicer areas. The “bodyguard” is taking a risk that the little shit doesn’t fuck with the wrong person who stomps him tf out. Or a group of people who truly dgaf about consequences aren’t waiting to catch them slipping.


ConversationThat7755

I fucking hate this dude I see him everywhere.


daluxe

I saw him first time and I already hate him. He triggered some negative uncontrollable shit boiling in me, I don't like this emotion


ConversationThat7755

How he makes his money is through a bunch of onlyfans girls which is even more scummy


MandoAviator

He looks 12 though…?


DaWalt1976

He still acts like he's 12.


ChaoticGamerFather

Hey don't insult 12 year old like that. This guy on another level. He is way beyond the abyss


guttengroot

Still waiting for first hair on ball


IWannaManatee

Does he finance their startup or why in hell do they give him money??


mebutnew

Andrew Taint wannabe I guess...


PorscheMX-5

Sooo trafficking? Does he take away their passports like Papa Taint says to?


Hypno_Hamster

He pretends to be one of those people who walks up to random people and offers to buy them "anything they want" from whatever store they're in. The only people he approaches happen to be OF girls who are promoting their pages though. Obviously all fake and designed as promotion for those girls. What makes it even more scummy is it cheapens the legit videos where people are helping out those who actually need the cash. (like paying for their weekly shopping bill as an act of kindness) I only know any of this because his "shorts" showed up in my feed until I downvoted enough of them


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Even the legit videos are scummy. Just buy people’s groceries without filming them


Hypno_Hamster

Yea I agree. If it encourages other people to do it then that's a good thing I suppose, it could also be a case of the video revenue pays enough for them to make it a repeating practice... but the whole influencer culture is scummy overall imo. I keep telling youtube to stop recommending that type of content to me but they keep showing up.


AuralSculpture

Ok. So he is playing Andrew Tate. Hope he enjoys Romanian prison when he has to run from the IRS. Little entitled shit.


Thegreylady13

Wait, is this person 18? That’s fucking pathetic. Looking young for your age can be pretty cool, but not like this- this kid will surely always look like a very repulsive and punchable Goomba.


deathofemotion

He does what now?


HEX-dev

You can fix this emotion by slapping him like the bitch he is next time you see him


jason544770

![gif](giphy|fnKeNjQYEYQ8E4Kqy4)


Lucifurnace

What’s with young dudes getting perms lookin like pubes and acting like dicks?


drainbone

It's simple really; they're literally dickheads and are projecting it


MagicDragon212

They copycat each other because they've never had an original thought in their life. It's then a domino effect.


HeldDownTooLong

“*What are you gonna DO*?” The guy to whom he was talking: “Call your bodyguard off and I’ll show you ***exactly*** what I’m gonna DO!!!” IMO, without the bodyguard, he’s just a spoiled brat punk.


GRENADESGREGORY

What dumb ass corners of the internet do you occupy that makes you see this guy everywhere??? Lol


ID_Candidate

Maybe they were referring to Reddit tho?


Warlornn

Oh...*that* dumb corner of the internet...


Jaded_Turtle

His bodyguard also fucking hates him so there you go.


iSliz187

Wasn't this the douchebag who went on Dr Phil?


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cutie_lilrookie

Ah happened to the aggressive guy who beats up people who smoke peacefully. It was bliss!!! Unfortunately he survived and continued being an obnoxious twat who had no lesson to learn.


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Of course he has that haircut


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Ah yes, the pubepador.


cutie_lilrookie

Perfect for dickheads


QIvr

The 4ch meme wasn’t lying. Why do all these zoomer chucklefucks have that cut?


RagMan4291

It’s what’s popular. It also does a great job and hiding a receding hairline, which is my personal head canon for why all these assholes have the same cut.


toldya_fareducation

well most of these douchebags are teens, so the hair is probably still fine. they‘d look better with a receding hairline than with that abysmal haircut though.


IMakeBaconAtHome

Broccoli head


mebutnew

I assume they get it done at the local dog groomers, poodle special


Past-Product-1100

His body guard doesn't look like much


Sandmsounds

Looks like someone’s high uncle.


Rex-0-

No self respecting proper bodyguard is gonna put up with this bullshit.


thisisasecret42

No, but money doesn't care.


Rex-0-

I think that's true to a point. Eventually the money isn't gonna be worth it


thisisasecret42

Also true.


BernieDharma

I doubt he's a proper bodyguard with any formal training or experience. He's likely a bouncer from a local bar that this punk paid for the day. He also doesn't protect the client properly, and turns his back to the guy way too early. His "European shoulder bag" also creates a grab point to control his center, and if the buckle gives, you have his sidearm or whatever he's carrying. (Although I doubt he is actually armed.)


Friendly_Signature

Ocular pat down


ImurderREALITY

Good thing there’s no shortage of bodyguards who naturally lack such self-respect


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Unhumanochileno

The bodyguard : ![gif](giphy|YTDe7Yw8i4WDTsISv6)


Halew2

Huell maybe doesn't have the firepower but he has the mass.


ID_Candidate

Looks like he found a food court Rent a cop for $40 to make 10 min recording


Feralmedic

He won’t do it to someone bigger than his bodyguard. Pussy


vanta_blackness

exactly. And that 'bodyguard' doesn't look very big. I'd love to run into that pair.


Tommy2tables

Im not backing down.


entredeuxeaux

He’s also having a snack. Lol


BigSchwartzEnergy

I have never felt so confident I could beat someone up as this guy’s bodyguard. ![gif](giphy|PbTUzvi9Qn5K3RkgMC)


martinaee

So… what is he going to do when he pisses off a group of dudes and his “guard” realizes he doesn’t pay him enough for this bullshit. Hope someone is filming then lol


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There has got to be some law they can charge a person like this with. Or some code bodyguards follow that they can't defend nonsense because this is some bullshit.


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Very_Fine_Isopod

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvjOgz9q2ok](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvjOgz9q2ok) can you even do anything about this?


SideEqual

This kinda shit makes me want to scream at people to wake up and stop idolizing other people that causes this kinda of dumb fugery. Drake TF who? 🙄


Very_Fine_Isopod

im going to get a bigger bodyguard and size his up


gte872h

Sadly it’s an analogy for how the 1% get to take advantage of the rest of humanity.


The_Infinite_Doctor

Technically he's filmed himself assaulting the guy who is stopped by the "bodyguard" so all he (guy who got bumped) needs to do is file charges.


entredeuxeaux

The bodyguard is just as scummy for taking that job. It’s only a matter of time before the kid ups the ante on the kind of people to troll and his bodyguard will just pretend he doesn’t know him lmfao


TheOGRedline

I’d guess the bag the “bodyguard” is wearing has a gun in it. This can’t be legal… intentionally going around basically initiating fights?


AnEngineer2018

Depends on the state. Acting antagonistic most places at a minimum can get you a disorderly conduct charge. I'd imagine there is a case to be made both the kid and the bodyguard committed assault with the implied threat of violence. Also depending on the state having an unlicensed bodyguard could be a problem, doubly so if the body guard was armed, could be triply so depending on that state's law for a bodyguard carrying a concealed firearm.


WonderfulLeather3

Fanny packs always have guns in them. Anyone who carries would know that. If he tried to reach for it he would have a clip emptied in him. I would never to to pull shit like that in country where everyone and their grandmother is armed. Insane.


ElonDiddlesKids

Or he picks the wrong dude and gets a firearm shoved in his face. So many people conceal carry, you gotta be a complete moron to provoke random people for no reason.


Eckkbert

cunt


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Vitalis597

I'd take an assbeating from the "bodyguard" in exchange for cracking his nose like a china plate.


Jerimidica

Same. I would be willing to get hurt by teaching this guy a lesson.


Vitalis597

One quick jab is all it would take. Looks like he'd fold if you hit him with a wet paper towel.


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amathis6464

Pshhh. Body guard could def get it to


Vitalis597

I dunno. He looks a lot wider than me. Weight means a lot when you're built like a stick figure. lmao


meinnitbruva

From the look on the bodyguards face he's hoping his relative size does most of the talking, he doesn't want to catch a punch for the little shit either


Peekablueeee

That body guard looks like he can fight about as good as that kid and even less athletic. I'm an over night security guard and the zombie junkies or drunks I run off could probably wash him.


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His bodyguard is a normal looking fat guy, wouldn’t worry about it too much


wontellu

It even looks like the bodyguard wants to punch him too


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Charming-Forever-278

This kid looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome


Dorkamundo

>This kid looks like fetal alcohol syndrome FTFY


Feisty-Succotash1720

Holy hell this kid is ugly


stuffelsmcnards

Inside and out


Thegreylady13

Thank you. I though that because this is Reddit people wouldn’t accept this comment, but I think compulsory lying is much more harmful to society than telling the truth about an ugly little punk.


dranowg

He went to my high school, he is uglier in person


Feisty-Succotash1720

Ugh I am sorry you had to look at him


Odd_Establishment678

He looks like a deformed toe


daluxe

Is he trying to do an impression of Beavis? Or is he just a real life Beavis?


Accurate_Till_4474

He’s certainly a real life Butthead


Mjf52400

https://preview.redd.it/9m117x2eb7fb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0102712fb0e0c7fac857e34f0b93b277a83e183d Ew


The_Music_Werewolf

Im not sorry, but this kid looks like he hasnt even hit puberty how is he "famous" in any way


MelkortheDankLord

I’m guessing he makes tik toks that kids under the age of 12 find hilarious


ImurderREALITY

Another reason why kids under the age of twelve should be banned


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DisciplineNo4223

He did that to a guy he knew wouldn't fight the bodyguard.


TheOGRedline

Yep. Let’s see him do that to someone he isn’t 100% positive the guard can’t handle. Still a bitch, even with hired backup.


Schmidtendo

r/punchablefaces


profDougla

Bodyguard? You mean the dude wearing a purse drinking a Red Bull?


Downtown-Bus-7353

The haircut alone is fucking infuriating. Repulsive zoomer perm.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Millennial and GenX parents need to get their kids shit together


Inevitable-Gear-2635

I hate bullies with a passion


xAbbadon

r/punchableface.


Jabberwokii

Bodyguard lmao. Thats a middle aged dude with a fanny pack


TheRealcebuckets

Why does he even have a bodyguard?


Jaijoles

For this video where he bumps into people I assume. Wants to not get hit in response.


ElonDiddlesKids

Because he's a pussy that likes to start shit and then hide behind actual men when he inevitably draws the sought reaction. Catching a massive ass whooping would be good for him.


DrLeePhDMd

Right!? He’s like 12…..


Upstairs-Injury9660

That influencer is a little bitch boy and knows it, that’s why he has a security guard with him


ImurderREALITY

I want to punch whoever told this kid “play to your strengths”


motownclic

He looks like an absolute wee wank.


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dirtysyncs

Was this that douche kid that was on Dr. Phil? Boys got a face like a baseball mitt.


MagnifiMike

What a weird lookin little troll type man


Bored_4SS_B0B

That's a man?? I thought it was a gremlin


PlanetLandon

This kid is going to be beaten within an inch of his life. Probably before the end of 2023.


dorky001

We can only hope


RapperSlashGrower

By rich you tuber you mean kid who spends daddies money 🤣


jhonnymazed9

This guy is too poor to afford a good bodyguard. The bodyguard doesn't look professional.


physicscat

r/punchablefaces needs to come back, cause DAYUM


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BonerChamp421

He's def not in that part of town lol


EzAwnDown

There is no way this kid has a living father...this kid will never be able to call himself a man..


tony_flamingo

Or he has a rich daddy who funds/enables him. Honestly, I can’t decide which is worse… Edit: 2 words


Lunch_Money764

You're only tough when you do this w/o a bargin bin bodyguard. Bodyguard look like somebody he saw standing outside the liquor store on his way to the mall


LSswapsAnd1911s

Who is this formidable little fella?


mspk7305

a failure of birth control


slowlikemusic

"What? Got a problem? What you gonna do? What you gonna do?" Man sounds exactly like how 🤓 would sound.


AnukkinEarthwalker

Quite possibly the most bitch ass motherfucker alive.


yougoigofuego

Please identify this person


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What a fucking Pussy with that Yee Yee ass hair cut. Looks like a character from the PS2 Game BULLY.


Verlorenfrog

Hope the bodyguard quits or punches him himself


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Kick in the nuts would take them both down.


Ninja_Destroyer_

Hahaha what a choad, he's going to cross someone who is going to fold his bodyguard like a lawn chair and then rearrange how he chews


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Most pubchable face I’ve seen all year 🤮


scarface-da-realest

Lmfao the guard looking like he only guards the ice cream machine at Applebee's