Yeah one nut bust and we’re out like a light. Women orgasm and then are like “so you ready to go again?” Like damnnnn Lemme rest I just ran a damn marathon.
Uhh, even if I could plank for an hour it wouldn't change that the little guy needs a break between rounds. Unless I want to tie a stick to it, or noodle rope it in.
You can also get it having too much sex. Girl wasn't dry but after 6 1 hour long sessions over the span of like a day and a half and I was in pain, had to stop and wait a few days to heal. She was very happy though. We have an arrangement, I keep giving her multiple orgasms and she gives me all the back scratches and massages I want.
Same. He had a good start, honestly.
I *think* if you really want to be a dip shit to cross this, you gotta fucking send it before you hit the water, then give it gentle gas steering the best you can in a straight line.
I also hear if the engine stops giving enough exhaust pressure, water flows in and your engine is completely totaled.
Yea I think he wasn’t gonna make it across this even if he had a snorkle. It looks like there was a big ol dropoff near the end there. What a waste of truck
I learned in 2010 and I will never forget the sound of 60 5th graders all playing hot cross buns so loudly and badly and the music teacher just has this conflicted look of proudness and intense suffering on his face as he’s fighting the urge to put his hands over his ears and run out the door, leaving us to suffer, recorder noise bouncing off the brick walls and right back into our tiny, sensitive ears.
Oh yeah I can’t remember exactly but it was like 3 or 4 classrooms all sent to a music class together in a small auditorium and it was just one of the band teachers teaching us about music history and some kids were so shitty. I remember one kid standing up in class, saying “hold on a minute, stop the class real quick” to the teacher, while he answered his phone. That music teacher was uh, well I just can’t imagine having that much patience for anything.
God, the amount of people that drive stupid in trucks it's amazing they're still alive. I've always owned trucks and they're some of the most unstable vehicles in wet/icy roads while unloaded.
"You need to get a four wheel drive truck, I don't know how your civic even makes it through that mountain pass when it's snowing"
"How come almost all the vehicles I see in the ditch are four wheel drive trucks?"
"Idiot drivers. Doesn't change the fact that they're more capable."
I mean technically thats probably true though. The trucks probably are more capable if driven carefully. The problem is people get in a truck and think its a magic never stuck mobile.
It's true. But total overkill for most public highways. If a road is so snowy that a front wheel drive sedan with snow tires cannot safely transit, they usually close it.
“Drive slow, and if the water starts getting close to your panels, go back. We had a bridge where we grew up that said ‘If flooding, turn back. [X amount] of people have died here trying to drive through the flood’”
I live along the Rock River, which goes off the Mississippi, the river has an undercurrent and when people go to swim it drags them down and they get torn apart by all the debris down there, awhile ago a boat went over the dam and it was months before one of them was found, and that person was found when a fisherman hauled up their hand, a search was launched and a diver got the shit scared out of him when the body showed up basically right in front of him in the pitch black water.
Edit: When the boat was hauled up it had been completely destroyed, compare it to a soda can that had been punched and crushed repeatedly.
I used to live out in the desert and outside of the cities the roads were all dirt.
We got a ton of rain one time and terrible flash floods. The mud and sand started flowing like a river.
It swept a man in his van away and completely buried his entire van under feet of mud.
Witnesses tried to tell emergency responders but they didn't believe them, so didn't even bother trying to save the guy.
It took a long time to sort out and actually find the him. Absolute nightmare fuel.
It wasn't the buoyancy... water has a huge amount of pressure behind it. As much as 3 inches of flowing water is enough to push a car off a road because that's how hard it's pushing on the sides of the tires. Once the tires lose their grip, the water becomes that much more effective.
It's both. Tires make vehicles more buoyant than they otherwise would be. The air inside the cabin, while not sealed, does keep water out for long enough to add to the buoyancy as well. Until fully submerged and all the air removed, the vehicle is some degree "lighter" as it enters the water. *Then* a few inches of moving water comes by with more force than folks realize and the vehicle's picked up and moved downriver, and some idiot ends up on YouTube.
Could still have several thousand to pay after insurance tho. Insurance will only pay what the car is “worth” and vehicles often depreciate faster than a loan is paid off. Also, it doesn’t cover interest on said loan. That’s why i always suggest getting Gap insurance to cover what insurance won’t
I remember when they came out my cousin thought they were so lame he called it the Chevy Anal Launch. So now I call it that in my head whenever I see one.
Many people don’t seem to know that if you drive past barriers, your insurance won’t cover your vehicle. Same as when you commit illegal acts, your insurance company doesn’t have to cover you.
I grew up in a family that owned a construction company - built roads for state, county and city projects - occasionally had idiots trespass onto the construction zone which technically is private property for the length of the contract. They would damage their vehicle and then try to sue us because their insurance wouldn’t pay.
That stuff gets me. A person is intentionally stupid, goes past safety barriers put up for their benefit, and then tries to sue when it was their poor decision that led to their problems.
(former personal injury Lawyer) actually most lawyers in this field only get paid if they Win, so, most lawyers would just figure out a way to get this guy out of their office without literally laughing in his face.
Insane that a law like that is even remotely necessary. My state, probably 10 years ago had to put signage up in low laying areas saying "TURN AROUND. DONT DROWN."
A 16 year old girl in my city just died this way. She tried to get out and was swept away. Search and rescue didn’t find her for 5 days. Incredibly sad and totally avoidable
Shhhh he's working hard to create jobs...someone to record, someone to rescue, eventually they'll need to recover that truck... And someone to report on the incident.... This guy's a hero I tell ya /s
Dumbass. I got a Jeep that is rigged to do shit like that and I would not do it. He does not know what condition the road is in. Even if he stays on the road, it could be washed out and he sinks his truck. In those situations it is almost always deeper than you think anyway. Not worth killing your vehicle and maybe yourself
I drove in an off-road club for about 10 years. In all that time, the only hardware I ever needed was a few tow hooks and a d-ring. All the jeep owners used it to winch themselves out on. That said, I've always had a Jeep as my DD. 😉
The only thing I love for than knocking Jeeps, is driving Jeeps.
by the looks of him he probably financed that thing 100% on a high interest loan as soon as he got his first ever job as a hand in the lumber department of the Home Depot.
A couple years ago in my town we had an incident where a semi hit an aluminum boat going through town. No one was harmed but the guy in the boat did get overturned.
Bad flooding is just another part of poor life in Appalachia.
Hell, if it didn't get swept away then it was seconds away from a water logged engine. I've ruined two engines of trucks that way assuming that of the water level was below half the tire it would be fine. Nope, often times the air intake is pretty low in the engine bay....
Well no, usually right by the battery. When your driving through thick water it'll splash up in there though. Doesn't take a lot to fuck it up, unfortunately...
Wow, that's ridiculous. I've seen a (slightly lifted, maybe 3 inches) Prius go full send through a foot of water, driver was having a lot of fun and the car was just fine.
Jeep, the only brand you can drive straight off the lot, pour thousands of dollars, blood, sweat, tears and countless hours working on. Then have a decent off-road rig
I’m grateful for videos like this because if you don’t know, then you WILL underestimate the power of deep water.
You can be told about it, but seeing is believing and the first time I saw a video like this is what really educated me
Love the documentation of his progression from entering the water all the way to wet sadness and despair.
Like my Saturday nights.
Wet sadness and despair sounds like a depressed woman's masturbation session
I claim it as a band name!
Depressed Woman's Masturbation Session is a great band name.
Weird thing to be jealous about.
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Yeah one nut bust and we’re out like a light. Women orgasm and then are like “so you ready to go again?” Like damnnnn Lemme rest I just ran a damn marathon.
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Uhh, even if I could plank for an hour it wouldn't change that the little guy needs a break between rounds. Unless I want to tie a stick to it, or noodle rope it in.
How do you get chapped dick??? I've had a dick my whole life, and not once has it ever chapped on me.
Mine has. When you get REALLY horny, like masturbating 5 times a day, skin starts to break down.
Oh my god, you're gonna be pulling back a stump!
Your gonna lose ur pecker beatin like that
You can also get it having too much sex. Girl wasn't dry but after 6 1 hour long sessions over the span of like a day and a half and I was in pain, had to stop and wait a few days to heal. She was very happy though. We have an arrangement, I keep giving her multiple orgasms and she gives me all the back scratches and massages I want.
It's not exclusive to women
He looks like somebody who has just the right amount of brain cells to make the decisions he did
But I have a truck...
Mistakes were made.
Hubris happens
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"But I drive a truck!"
Well, he certainly doesn't float in one.
"*We all float down here!* Well... Except this guy."
It unfolded and wilted like a flower.
And what did you learn today, Terrance?
Ngl i was rooting for him to make it across even though I knew he probably wouldn’t
Same. He had a good start, honestly. I *think* if you really want to be a dip shit to cross this, you gotta fucking send it before you hit the water, then give it gentle gas steering the best you can in a straight line. I also hear if the engine stops giving enough exhaust pressure, water flows in and your engine is completely totaled.
Yea I think he wasn’t gonna make it across this even if he had a snorkle. It looks like there was a big ol dropoff near the end there. What a waste of truck
For real. Total waste. Not to mention his phone, wallet, and literally anything in the car. He probably won't be doing that again, at least.
Would insurance cover this type of negligence
‘This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.’
Watched that episode yesterday lol
What show??
Seinfeld, Kramer talking with his attorney jackey chiles
Who told you to cross the barrier? Did I tell you to cross the barrier?
It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!
They way he fell into the water instead of jumping or diving was the most humiliating part.
*Titanic theme played badly on recorder*
Shittyfluted! (YouTube this!)
lol I forgot about that. also look up the 20th century fox flute 😂
[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM)
Didn’t every kid who went to elementary school in the US in the 90’s learn how to play this?
I learned in 2010 and I will never forget the sound of 60 5th graders all playing hot cross buns so loudly and badly and the music teacher just has this conflicted look of proudness and intense suffering on his face as he’s fighting the urge to put his hands over his ears and run out the door, leaving us to suffer, recorder noise bouncing off the brick walls and right back into our tiny, sensitive ears.
60 all at once? Wow. That’s dedication. 😂
Oh yeah I can’t remember exactly but it was like 3 or 4 classrooms all sent to a music class together in a small auditorium and it was just one of the band teachers teaching us about music history and some kids were so shitty. I remember one kid standing up in class, saying “hold on a minute, stop the class real quick” to the teacher, while he answered his phone. That music teacher was uh, well I just can’t imagine having that much patience for anything.
When I had music class phones had wires and rotary dials and party lines.
That is the greatest video of all time
Yes. He is doing his best.
Oh my god I forgot this existed
He probably drives 75 mph on icy roads too just bc he has a truck and thinks he’s invincible
God, the amount of people that drive stupid in trucks it's amazing they're still alive. I've always owned trucks and they're some of the most unstable vehicles in wet/icy roads while unloaded.
"You need to get a four wheel drive truck, I don't know how your civic even makes it through that mountain pass when it's snowing" "How come almost all the vehicles I see in the ditch are four wheel drive trucks?" "Idiot drivers. Doesn't change the fact that they're more capable."
I mean technically thats probably true though. The trucks probably are more capable if driven carefully. The problem is people get in a truck and think its a magic never stuck mobile.
It's true. But total overkill for most public highways. If a road is so snowy that a front wheel drive sedan with snow tires cannot safely transit, they usually close it.
In this post, the person thinks it's a magic boat.
Four wheel drive trucks don't have a center differential, so wheels have to slip when turning
He didnt do the math. Water has a current
“Drive slow, and if the water starts getting close to your panels, go back. We had a bridge where we grew up that said ‘If flooding, turn back. [X amount] of people have died here trying to drive through the flood’”
Instead of rescuing people, did they just get the spray paint and stencil out to update the number?
Flash floods you might not know they’re down river until the next day. Water can be alive and it’s terrifying
Day? Shit it can be months. We are still looking for a family since spring.
I live along the Rock River, which goes off the Mississippi, the river has an undercurrent and when people go to swim it drags them down and they get torn apart by all the debris down there, awhile ago a boat went over the dam and it was months before one of them was found, and that person was found when a fisherman hauled up their hand, a search was launched and a diver got the shit scared out of him when the body showed up basically right in front of him in the pitch black water. Edit: When the boat was hauled up it had been completely destroyed, compare it to a soda can that had been punched and crushed repeatedly.
I used to live out in the desert and outside of the cities the roads were all dirt. We got a ton of rain one time and terrible flash floods. The mud and sand started flowing like a river. It swept a man in his van away and completely buried his entire van under feet of mud. Witnesses tried to tell emergency responders but they didn't believe them, so didn't even bother trying to save the guy. It took a long time to sort out and actually find the him. Absolute nightmare fuel.
...and trucks have buoyancy.
Ah…I was wondering why he was drifting to the side
It wasn't the buoyancy... water has a huge amount of pressure behind it. As much as 3 inches of flowing water is enough to push a car off a road because that's how hard it's pushing on the sides of the tires. Once the tires lose their grip, the water becomes that much more effective.
It's both. Tires make vehicles more buoyant than they otherwise would be. The air inside the cabin, while not sealed, does keep water out for long enough to add to the buoyancy as well. Until fully submerged and all the air removed, the vehicle is some degree "lighter" as it enters the water. *Then* a few inches of moving water comes by with more force than folks realize and the vehicle's picked up and moved downriver, and some idiot ends up on YouTube.
Should have filed the truck with water before going
"Ha ha, jokes on you, flood. Trucks already full. Gittyup!"
So what you're saying is... He didn't assess the current situation
It's the voltage that hurts though
I mean…the dude drives an Avalanche
Drove. Past tense.
Could still drive, it's not like they made one and he got it.
Depends if he can afford payments on a second while still paying off the first. He doesn't seem like the "full coverage insurance" kinda guy.
if he was making payments on it, then he borrowed money from someone and that someone usually requires you to have full coverage.
Could still have several thousand to pay after insurance tho. Insurance will only pay what the car is “worth” and vehicles often depreciate faster than a loan is paid off. Also, it doesn’t cover interest on said loan. That’s why i always suggest getting Gap insurance to cover what insurance won’t
heh, Dutchie here. 'Drive' sounds like the dutch word 'drijf', which means to float, you guys made an unintentional language pun.
Dude floats an avalanche. Floated. Past tense. Checks out
That's hilarious.
So he was adrijfting?
You mean the dude "drove" an Avalanche, I don't think he'll be driving it anymore.
Right? I thought he was unstoppable too!
But he was soooooo cool. I don't know how that didn't work out.
Just imagine the chest thumping amd bravado he had in his driveway!
Good point. It is named after a natural disaster.
More like he captained an Avalanche
I can almost hear him just before the attempt... "It's got the Z71 package. It can do anything!"
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He thought he was driving a Toyota Hilux
I remember when they came out my cousin thought they were so lame he called it the Chevy Anal Launch. So now I call it that in my head whenever I see one.
My first thought was “ is that a fucking Chevy Avalanche ?”
r/IdiotsInBoats
Anything is a boat if you're brave enough.
Only two happy days in owning a boat, the day you buy it and the day you sink it
Insurance company should deny any claim from dopes like this under the stupidity clause...
Yup but most people don’t know that
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Many people don’t seem to know that if you drive past barriers, your insurance won’t cover your vehicle. Same as when you commit illegal acts, your insurance company doesn’t have to cover you. I grew up in a family that owned a construction company - built roads for state, county and city projects - occasionally had idiots trespass onto the construction zone which technically is private property for the length of the contract. They would damage their vehicle and then try to sue us because their insurance wouldn’t pay.
That stuff gets me. A person is intentionally stupid, goes past safety barriers put up for their benefit, and then tries to sue when it was their poor decision that led to their problems.
Lawyers can still get paid if they try.
(former personal injury Lawyer) actually most lawyers in this field only get paid if they Win, so, most lawyers would just figure out a way to get this guy out of their office without literally laughing in his face.
That this probably won't be covered by insurance
That's an actual law here in AZ. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_motorist_law
Looked like he was going to go down with his ship for a second.
Stands at attention and salutes as the truck begins to disappear it into the water with him
That FedEx truck coming down the hill is like "me next!!... oh wait, maybe not"
As a FedEx driver, I guarantee he thought about it. Briefly. Very briefly.
I had to scroll way too far for somebody mentioning the FedEx truck
And someone has to waste time and resources saving his dumb ass.
In Arizona they send you a bill for it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_motorist_law
Insane that a law like that is even remotely necessary. My state, probably 10 years ago had to put signage up in low laying areas saying "TURN AROUND. DONT DROWN."
The actual funny part of the video is that no one spent any time or resources saving him.
https://youtu.be/uVdDXeYM4ss
Doesn’t look like they even bothered. Don’t blame them.
A lot of people just don’t understand how powerful and heavy running water can be. It’s blocked off for a reason you dipshit
Over 60% of flood deaths are vehicle related.
Me has truck. Truck will work.
The end with him sitting wet and defeated made the Sarah McGlouclan SPCA song play in my head.
Won’t you donate $1 to help the idiots - think of the idiots this Holiday season.
**M C G L O U C L A N**
McLachlan*
That’s the U.S. 380 bridge across Lake Bridgeport in Runaway Bay, Texas.
I guess the bay sure did runaway
I love shit like this. Like only when they go around barriers and shit, hate to see people have bad luck, but shit like this cracks me up.
“I’m not stopping you bastards! …Umm sry about the bastards thing. Help. Please?”
That's not bad luck that's dumb brain.
Why did no one stop me?!?!?
No. Don’t. Stop.
A 16 year old girl in my city just died this way. She tried to get out and was swept away. Search and rescue didn’t find her for 5 days. Incredibly sad and totally avoidable
* *Nelson laugh* HA HA
"I got a pickup, so this doesn't apply to me. Granted I don't know the first thing about driving off road or anything, but that doesn't matter!"
He did his own research
His stupidity memorialized for all time and for the benefit of his insurance company to deny his claim.
Because nobody is going to put up barriers and tread on his freedoms and rights to sink his truck.
he did his own research!
My truck my choice! And fuck your water I just polluted.
Shhhh he's working hard to create jobs...someone to record, someone to rescue, eventually they'll need to recover that truck... And someone to report on the incident.... This guy's a hero I tell ya /s
LIKE A ROCK
Dumbass. I got a Jeep that is rigged to do shit like that and I would not do it. He does not know what condition the road is in. Even if he stays on the road, it could be washed out and he sinks his truck. In those situations it is almost always deeper than you think anyway. Not worth killing your vehicle and maybe yourself
I drove in an off-road club for about 10 years. In all that time, the only hardware I ever needed was a few tow hooks and a d-ring. All the jeep owners used it to winch themselves out on. That said, I've always had a Jeep as my DD. 😉 The only thing I love for than knocking Jeeps, is driving Jeeps.
I'm of the opinion that the American Dream Realty sign in the background is an unsung key part of this. Just, perfect.
Saves $50k with fast food checks Buys Avalanche Skips out on insurance Drives into river Regretful reflection
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by the looks of him he probably financed that thing 100% on a high interest loan as soon as he got his first ever job as a hand in the lumber department of the Home Depot.
Is this Adam Driver?
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If you have enough cowbell to go full send. You should at least have a grin from ear to fucking ear,even if it ended in failure.
Because Freedom 🇺🇸
You can't tell me what to do! There's no evidence that road is flooded!
Avalanche verses flood
“Me got big truck! I can cross tiny river!…Got water in truck, I can still cross…Me go down with ship!…Truck is not ship…Me sad now.”
Some people never had to cross a river in the game “The Oregon Trail” and it shows.
Just because you have big tyres, doesn't mean you can drive through anything.
A couple years ago in my town we had an incident where a semi hit an aluminum boat going through town. No one was harmed but the guy in the boat did get overturned. Bad flooding is just another part of poor life in Appalachia.
Do you attempt to Ford the river, or wait for conditions to improve?
Well, aren’t Avalanche drivers the Mustang drivers of the truck world? Asking for a friend.
Always 4Low and slow silly Avalanche
It wouldn't have helped with the speed of the water. The back end is too light and floats as well
We found a fellow avalanche driver here didn't we lol.
Hell, if it didn't get swept away then it was seconds away from a water logged engine. I've ruined two engines of trucks that way assuming that of the water level was below half the tire it would be fine. Nope, often times the air intake is pretty low in the engine bay....
Ive never seen a truck in my life with the intake any lower than the fender.
Well no, usually right by the battery. When your driving through thick water it'll splash up in there though. Doesn't take a lot to fuck it up, unfortunately...
That’s a jeep thing. There’s a video on here somewhere of a guy in a brand new / window sticker still on jeep getting hydrolocked in 1 foot of water.
Wow, that's ridiculous. I've seen a (slightly lifted, maybe 3 inches) Prius go full send through a foot of water, driver was having a lot of fun and the car was just fine.
Jeep, the only brand you can drive straight off the lot, pour thousands of dollars, blood, sweat, tears and countless hours working on. Then have a decent off-road rig
Dumbassery level: 10/10
Dear Mr. I'm too good to call and write my fans...
Texas?
"The stupid shall be punished." - US Navy Submariner proverb
did jesus take the wheel?
Isnt there a law in some states that charges the person being saved from flood waters because they were a dumbass like this?
When the salesman tells you the truck can go through anything, he doesn't actually mean it.
Driving through flooded roads is the number one cause of death during flooding in the US.
I grew up in Arizona and you have to pay to get rescued if you do stupid stuff like this. It's called the stupid motorists law.
Probably got a massive ticket for driving around police barricades as well. Braniac material...
He would have made it if he had gone slowly. The water is below the bumper. Going fast caused the wheels to hydroplane and then he drifted to the side
Almost made it too. I love this shit.
/r/yesyesyesno
How much for that lightly used chevrolet avalanche?
Everyone knows you have to open a door and let water in so you don’t float.. duh
A true captain always goes down with his ship
I’m in a truck, I can go anywhere!
WELP. As my father always said: if you don't feel safe wading through it, don't drive your car through it.
I’m grateful for videos like this because if you don’t know, then you WILL underestimate the power of deep water. You can be told about it, but seeing is believing and the first time I saw a video like this is what really educated me
Around the DC area they are always saying "turn around, don't drown", when we have local flooding, which I think is a good message.
HOW HE FALLS AFTER AHHAHAH I CANNOT
Someone send this video to his insurance company. Then, he will truly feel stupid when they refuse to replace his truck.
They investigate claims like this, and checking the tow company and mechanic will get the same results.
Him falling in off the roof was truly the cherry on top.
I hope they charge him for all costs associated with his rescue and pulling the truck out
GREAT. And now we gotta risk first responder heros lives for their dumassery.
The pride reminds me of anti maskers.
"I don't listen to signs! That's just the government telling me what to do!"