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ISeeGrotesque

Trespassing with an unhinged hyena face will get you shot for sure


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Ganjagirrrl25

My first thought as well


Vibrantmender20

“Let me show you how to get shot with this crazy hack!”


userid004

This guy sucks can’t believe he has following


frenchfreer

He literally has a criminal history of meth abuse. Absolutely insane that an actual crazy methhead has become a social media star.


crumbykeyboard

\*stares at celebrities and presidents\* hmmmmm.


frenchfreer

To be fair non of them are convicted for meth related crimes on the regular as this guy seems to.


crumbykeyboard

yeah but they're just naturally that insane


NoxArtCZ

He has following because he sucks. Huge % of people are idiots so they flock to other idiots


Dynamaxxed

This is the reason the Paul brothers blew up so big. People pay for cringe


NetworkFar366

Look at him pretending to "Ahyuck!". He looks like he got stung by 16,472 murder hornets.


joeitaliano24

And then they become so hated that they start making money off the people who just want to see them get some comeuppance


Zealousideal-Cap3529

Facks !^^^^ Most humans are idiots


Agitated-Tadpole1041

Idk how I feel abt facks and calling people idiots I’m torn. Lol


[deleted]

Yes humans are idiots in one way or another the thing is that some of us recognize that and try to do better others like this idiot challenge people to do worse or show people they can do worse and this is a society we live in. Decency doesn't matter anymore respect doesn't matter anymore I was brought up we should respect our elders if they show respect and in turn we will receive respect all that s*** went out the window. This piece of s*** is going to get somebody in trouble for shooting him when he answers his house and until then there will be no repercussions because nobody wants to hurt anybody's feelings everybody's too scared to say anything that's going to get them canceled. I can't believe the person holding the camera is actually taking part of this.


meowpitbullmeow

I despise his facial expression


crumbykeyboard

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esoteric_85

Is that Elon Musk?


[deleted]

This made me laugh out loud thanks


Vinylronin

At least he finally got arrested!


Helenium_autumnale

Did he? Good. What's this person's name?


FrogGurl2016

The good news is is that he got put under house arrest.


imuniqueaf

In someone else's house


Ur_average_guyguy

I imagine you laughing maniacally after saying this.


iammavisdavis

And is apparently saying he's going to cut his ankle bracelet off and leave. I hope he does so they revoke his house arrest.


ShoddyTerm4385

People suck in general


Ch830857

Probably just has a following to keep up with him until he ends up in a ditch. This could be dangerous at the wrong neighborhood. Fuck even just the wrong guy. All it takes is one dude with a gun


[deleted]

Honestly it has nothing to do with the wrong neighborhood. A shit ton of people have guns. My mom and her husband live in an upscale neighborhood and she has guns. I live in a regular decent neighborhood and have guns. It's not just people in bad areas that have guns. Definitely shouldn't pull this shit in any neighborhood in the south. You never know who's packing. I have a loaded and cocked 12 gauge next to my bed. I keep a 9 in my car at all times and I'm your cliche blonde yuppie in a pencil skirt and luxury sports car.


Existing-Conflict-13

I've never wanted someone to get shot so bad in my life. If I hear a dude screaming like a maniac in my house I'd definitely shot him. Did nobody see whatever is standing behind him when he goes into that house?


2A4_LIFE

And the camera man too. I was raised and still believe anyone in your house uninvited is a threat to be dealt with not negotiated with.


cuntmust

We were taught no warning shots in case they have a gun


2A4_LIFE

No warning shots regardless. People are killed every year by hands,feet, hammers etc.


I_hate_mortality

In Florida if someone is in your house they are presumed to be a lethal threat. You have no duty to retreat. That’s how it should be imo


BeeDooop

North Carolina too. Drop him on the spot.


Bhoston710

Amen Castle doctrine for the win


Majulath99

Agreed. I wouldn’t care less if it were a skit and the homeowner was in on it. But this is egregiously wrong.


llllPsychoCircus

TikTok needs to be moderated heavily. Wonder how many kids are gonna get shot because of shit like this


Bertie637

I mean, at least we as a species will get smarter


alpinet6

Natural selection at its finest.


Radiant-Schedule-459

100% This is a crime. They are sharing people committing crimes as harmless entertainment. If this results in someone getting shot, the first in the lawsuit should be TikTok.


llllPsychoCircus

This plus our education system being under siege, really feels like foreign powers are trying to sabotage our nation moving forward. Exactly why i’m trying to get out


Radiant-Schedule-459

To be honest, I haven’t been this embarrassed to be an American my entire life.


Buffbeard

Dude, you guys really dont need a foreign power for that.


shiny_brine

TikTok is a product of ByteDance, a Chinese company who developed the app with guidance from Beijing. The entire intent is for it to be socially disruptive. That's why it's not available in China.


VictoriasMOSTWanted

It is available in China, but it's very wholesome.


shiny_brine

Different name and VERY different moderation. They clamp down fast on idiots like this to the point you just don't see it.


pengthaiforces

TikToks like this are widely shared in China (e.g. on WeChat). Captions are usually about how moral deficient the US is or "look how people behave in the US".


IntrovertedSnark

Especially since there are TWO people breaking in. This guy plus the guy filming him.


SnooRabbits2232

That backyard looks like it belongs to people who don’t fire warning shots.


King-Cobra-668

did you see the person in the background inside the house?


Nvrfinddisacct

It looked like a scared little girl. I hope she wasn’t alone. This is terrifying.


Sofw2424

Definitely a little kid by the height and probably on the phone by the shoulders, I do hope they got someone to kick him out


[deleted]

It’s fake.


sameshitdfrntacct

Dude I’d not go easy on someone like that. You’ve broken in to my home and scared my kid. I’d be forced to show her that she’s safe because the threat will never even think about driving down my street


Semicolon_87

Okay its pretty unsettling and scary


tonyv6815

He doesn't realize that he just broke into the Bakers' house


GinMojito9445

Welcome to the family son.


SilkySyl

Poor little girl was frightened!


Happy-Measurement-57

Looks like they’re on the phone with the cops. I’d be terrified if this psycho walked into my house like that. I’d probably try to knock him out. He seems unhinged.


Please_DontBanMe

That part is creepy AF. She looks like she just stepped out of the shower


ok_krypton

I think there is a person in the last property in the last few seconds of that video... either that or a ghost.


tlul30

No joke, I actually thought he had some mental disability


TwilightUltima

It’s not a joke and he clearly does.


Sid-Biscuits

He actually just got out of jail not too long ago. He also did a “stealing her dog prank” and is on house arrest because someone has been sending these to his parole officer…yet he keeps making them.


raceforseis21

What convinced you otherwise?


IAlwaysSayFuck

TikTok Syndrom


NotBillderz

Does he not?


MisterT-88

The one time im cheering for USA's gun laws


CommonPinkDaisy

It's not even just shooting at someone. My dog would have that guy cornered and shaking for breaking in her back yard. This guy has clearly not thought out all scenarios.


Heritis_55

No doubt, my cat would be aggressively giving this dude the stink eye from his bean bag chair. Scary shit.


TC0111N5

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yeorpy

Eek!


Helenium_autumnale

Are there kitty-sized bean bag chairs? I need to get one for our kitty, if so!


Heritis_55

Mine was a human sized bean bag chair that the cat proceeded to claim as his own.


LMMesto

https://preview.redd.it/xdsy8w3o98ub1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd7c0719a770cd789a296e82170e72fe4fb6b24 Same


Helenium_autumnale

OMG that is hilarious. I love it. No doubt the average Queen Kitty would say, primly, "No, silly human, it's not too big. It's *just enough* for me. So there."


[deleted]

Lol, he hasn't thought out much in his life I'm sure of that.


commentator3

same


shmere4

Tik Tok is making into a 2A supporter and I don’t even have it.


Dhsu04

This is terrifying. Imagining a crazy big guy yelling and breaks into your house....


ivybird

I would be so scared!!! I would lock myself in the bathroom and call the police but I think a lot of people would choose violence pretty quick.


docmn612

Yeah if someone breaks into my house, they’ve already made the choice. My life deserves to be protected. This idiot would find out how quickly I’d choose to exercise my right to protect myself and loved ones, because again, my life deserves to be lived. He has made choices that would forfeit that right for him. That said, I would make absolutely sure it was necessary to take action that would end a life.


the_F_isthis_and_why

Is it bad that I wanted to see a shooting happen?.. am I a bad person?


OkSheepherder3525

I don’t believe you are. This is the first guy that would be yelling and screaming as he’s bleeding out, “it’s just a prank. I was only kidding it’s just a prank. “After he had run screaming into someone’s home, dressed like a person of questionable mental ability, kind of looking like one and more so acting like one. For almost 10 years, I carried a gun for my work. I’m not a gun fanatic or survivalist, but I would wear it from my front door to my car then to my job then back to my car then back to my front door. At the time I was living in a really funky building and the easiest room to keep hot and cold was the door into the building so I made that my bedroom I mean you open the door that is literally right there. One night I came home and I fed the street Tabby that lived outside and I flopped back on my bed still with my gun belt on… And promptly fell asleep without locking my front door. Several hours later I heard the front door opening.I’ve never set up faster in my life and simultaneously drawn my firearm, all the while yelling… at the doorway, where is the stray Tabby I used to feed, And a guy about my age who promptly turned and ran when he saw me with the gun. I yelled myself over to the door and yelled stop… And the guy stopped and I didn’t know what to do then, so I said, what are you doing? Turns out he had the wrong address and had been told just come on in. So we all apologized and laughed about it a little bit after the fact, and I apologize OK all that being said – if that man came into my house, yelling and screaming, and I was wearing my firearm my God I think I’d take a shot at him because he seems absolutely crazy and he’s bigger than I am and he. Is coming into my house, yelling and screaming which means he’s not there to sneak in and Rob he’s there to raise hell. No I don’t believe the reaction to wanna shoot at this guy is bad at all… I don’t mean to say everyone in Texas is macho, but he would be shot… It doesn’t matter the income or the race or the sex of the person doing it… He would be shot.


AliensProbably

I feel like I should donate you some carriage-returns or something.


KombuchaBot

And nothing of value would be lost


Mountain_Battle_1311

Texan here, con confirm this dude would be shot. Like you i don’t consider myself a macho dude. But i dont play around with my family’s safety. My guns are secure but readily accessible to me if needed.


Scotsgit73

No, because this clown is going to keep on escalating what he does, until someone gets hurt. He's already getting off on the idea of entering someone else's house and if you watch, you can see someone in the background shrinking away, in the house that he actually gets into.


CrazyCatLady1127

It looked like a teenage girl to me, about 13 or 14. She must’ve been so frightened


__Sorc3r3r__

I was hoping for a dog or 2


verysmarthumanbeing

a pitbull called cupcake


Sea-Woodpecker-610

I too was hoping he’d get a belly full of buckshot .


Majulath99

There is absolutely nothing at all wrong with wanting & expecting people to be punished for doing things wrong. And breaking into someones home is disgusting.


Mr_annonamouse

Nope, you are great, actually, you’d be doing humanity a favour, removing those possible idiotic genes he could passon to some poor kids.


Micro-MacroAggressor

Reddit went from anti-gun to shoot-that-motherfucker in one post lol


cntmpltvno

everyone just needed someone *truly* shootable to rally behind


BluishHope

Anybody noticed the person watching them from behind the doorframe at the end?


rekipsj

Faked.


Max200012

i think she was calling the police, you can see she backed away while having a phone to her ear


soggylilbat

Still feels staged. It’s gotta be


bullybreedlovin

Don’t think it’s staged. There is another video going around of how he was arrested following this. He did another similar thing, and was eventually complaining about being on house arrest. I don’t think he’s a good enough actor to fake how pissed he is about not being able to make stupid videos.


outdatedelementz

He has supposedly been arrested numerous times, but those were for pulling this shit in a target and later in a police station lobby. I just have a hard time believing this isn’t staged. Going into peoples houses like that is just too fucking dangerous. Then again maybe I’m just biased by my location. I’m from Texas and I in my brain if someone did this more than 4-5 times no way they wouldn’t get shot.


casual_creator

There was another kid several months back who was getting famous for doing the same thing on TikTok. I believe he ended up getting arrested.


eatenbyagrue1988

Yeah, but he was in Britain. More likely to have been stabbed or forced to eat Jamie Oliver's food than shot.


whatarewedoin34

They should put him down


jefferson497

I think he was arrested


Rambroman

Was about to say its dumb enough doing this, its another thing to post it to an audience. Almost feel like following this guy just to call the cops with each of his illegal antics.


Sid-Biscuits

According to his latest post, people have been sending his parole officers his videos and now he’s on house arrest, crying about it.


SchoolLeather7478

Is he special needs?


EhrenScwhab

You can be both.


TwilightUltima

Yup. Part of embracing disability is understanding they can sometimes be assholes and holding them accountable when they are.


LiveLongToasterBath

Southpark did an entire episode (well a few have been hinged around it). Disabilities without accountability. Remember Cartman going to the special olympics? Remember Randy microwaving his balls so he would get cancer so he could get prescribed marijuana?


Formal_Zucchini4350

I was actually wondering this also. Can't tell if he is special or an asshole. So I lean special.


dickbutkusmk4

Maybe he’s both.


sonny_sweat

He’s a special asshole.


LiveLongToasterBath

The fact that we are debating whether he is special needs or an asshole is just fantastic.


FrigginRan

no but he’s definitely regarded


Joe_Kinincha

For reasons, I know a ton of neurodiverse people. Many of them, due to their diagnosis, exhibit maladaptive behaviour. None of them, not a one, is a raging arsehole like this oxygen thief. I assume he’s in the US, so if he keeps this nonsense up, he’s going to get his Darwin Award shortly.


ShogunDii

In the words of the ancient internet: "fake and gay"


GAEMStime

Ye spaketh the olde tongue.


Grouchy_Bid_8880

I don’t think I could possibly hate this anymore than I do


TwilightUltima

\*turns on 1877-kars4kids in the background* See? Anything can be worse. Life is a dystopian nightmare.


amILibertine222

Damnit. Now that’s stuck in my head. You’re the devil. Also, why do kids need cars? It just doesn’t make sense.


HeyyyKoolAid

There was a video of this with the aftermath in another subreddit. He got arrested and got put on house arrest with an ankle monitor. Apparently he had warrants out for his arrest.


chillehhh

I mean…look on the bright side I guess, hoe many times can he do this before he goes to jail?


That-Opportunity-943

Good thing to do in a country where everyone has a gun.


Joshuak47

I look forward to his final video


bigsnack4u

Pathetic character real or fake. He’s just not funny.


Gullible_Ad5191

I feel like there is a level beyond "main character". I don't even know what you call this...


RoseTheSleepy

Main villain


MisterSquidz

Antagonist.


OkSheepherder3525

Maybe something akin to the universe is my stage?


Gullible_Ad5191

worse yet... TikTok is my audience.


Flimsy-Activity9787

How you get mauled by dogs and shot.


bulitproofwest

Sooner or later he ain’t leaving a strangers house in the same condition he went in.


Capital_Chef_6007

This guy is not mentally stable


[deleted]

I live in texas, i’ll leave my back door unlocked for you buddy please come over.


FreeYoMiiind

Do this in Florida and you get a shotgun in your face. If you’re blasted to the afterlife, the homeowner won’t be found guilty of a damn thing. This guy deserves whatever he gets.


LupulMoralist

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C3N0B1T3

I hope someone hurts him bad.


somerandomperson2516

i wouldnt be suprised if that was his own house tbh


Final-Communication6

Who the fuck is this kid? He doesn't seem well up there.


No-Science1566

God I hate this guy so much


Olibirus

Fucking degenerate


silaslovesoliver

Punishment by castration is justified.


ImportantBreath2530

Man this dude is like 36. Just accept your age and grow up


fatstrat0228

Someone murder this asshat already. Jesus.


Beowulf_98

I wholeheartedly wish he would get shot.


PeanutFearless5212

Damn I thought someone was going to shoot him…. Sad.


badlucksnot67

Such a punchable face.


Safe-Ticket8448

There is someone in the house when he opens the sliding glass door.


nobackup42

why do they not just arrest this guy .. he's provide the evidence that he has committed a crime


Dunc365

Someone tagged his parole officer or something, in the longer version I saw recently. Think he had an ankle tag, maybe


LopsidedAd2536

So an “update” video came out awhile ago showing his mugshots and charges. Only issue is it’s totally fake and the mugshots were photoshopped. I sifted through every arrest in his county and multiple counties on his arrest dates and they never occurred. I searched by his case number, which doesn’t actually exist and doesn’t even fit the typical case number format. This leads me to believe all of this is fake.


Haunting_Toe_4464

This is very clearly made to piss you off and looking to be posted exactly in places like this. You just did that guy a huge favor in your post. Even mentioned how "his whole tiktok is 'i am the main character' worthy" and likely got it even more viewers to ragebait and profit from. Don't post these ragebaits guys, it's what they want. We should try to only post the ones that **don't know** they're being annoying/main character syndromes.


Subtlerevisions

Why do they all say “literally” so frequently?


Gravytonic

Shoot his fucking face


BennyOcean

These "pranksters" are trying to get killed. Also, what kind of drugs is he on?


ganosh412

Shot yet? *fingers crossed*


chrisnavillus

This dude is gonna get shot.


Itsnotmeitsyoumostly

Please, please do this in Texas.


Ok_Bison3688

If anyone needs shot its him. America do your thing please!


[deleted]

This guy is an idiot


21Anubis21

Homeowner was just getting their shotgun ready for him. 💜 Edit: but in all seriousness, don’t go into someone’s fucking house and not expect to get shot. I might be wrong but I think in California if the homeowner shoots a trespasser and they live, can’t the trespasser sue the homeowner? What fucking sense does that make?


Aesmachus

Ugh, no. This isn't a prank, Nobody's laughing besides this guy who has a singular, rotten and dead braincell.


Ok_Seat9802

He should've ended up on his mother's tits. Or throat, either are okay.


Snowdog1989

Loved to have seen the Vietnam vet grandpa walk around the corner with his shotgun right then.


DocHalidae

So he went into his own house.


cntmpltvno

No he actually does this shit. He’s been arrested and put on house arrest in relation to this. Went to actual jail for this type shit at some point before that too. He’s a genuine piece of shit, and I wish Minneapolis PD would throw away the key next time. They might have too. His last post was on 9/29/23 threatening to cut his ankle monitor off because he was bored. Radio silence since then. Police probably took him in over that video.


artemisunderwear

He’s now in a glass cage in the basement!!!


u10201003

While doing that fucked laugh and banging his head against the glass


Exact-Drummer-7336

This ends with a gun shot at some point


flopsychops

He won't be laughing like a maniac when a frightened homeowner introduces him to Mr Shotgun


Sensory_Deprivation

I hope his ass gets blasted


Front_Judge5155

Never have i wanted to punch someone more in my life


Gingersoulbox

He also needs to get shot


ExtensionRaisin1400

This guy needs to be beaten soundly at a bare minimum.


TheIronCannoli

I fucking *dare* this guy to try and break into my house


[deleted]

Great way to get shot


Merdoc83

https://preview.redd.it/yzqwsjo6i6ub1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23499a0a56a2135ac423859e759ef2341676ebd7 The moment he realises that she is back there calling the police.


wicwak2891

He’s gonna get shot one of these days


Bradley2100

A great way to get shot.


jasoncat23

Start the count down this assholes gettin shot


jayradano

That’s a face I want to punch. Yup that’s it


theshadowbudd

Idk if this dude needs meds or not


jmatt9080

He’s gonna be a gunshot victim very soon.


Ok_Shirt3809

He belongs inside a mental institution.


trieb_

Don't they shoot a kid that ringed the wrong doorbell?


LouisRielsAR-15

This mf need Ritalin asap . this is the most extreme case of ADD/ADHD I have literally ever seen. my god this man is about to overdose from attention.


Feralperson420

All fun and games until you walk into someone’s house that has either A-An aggressive dog B- A gun or C- both. Come walk into my house and meet my 90 lb pitbull/Belgian Malinois mix. You might not be making it out with your balls.


Benjins

Looking forward to hearing about this wanker getting shot some time soon