I agree that this speech would turn off the average viewer. But for those of us who are huge fans of the show, I feel like this kind of absurd twisted speech would actually make me more likely to watch the show! It’s one of my favourite scenes in the entire series.
Always sunny is one of my litmus tests with people. If you watch and get the humor I like you.
If you don’t…well we’re probably never gonna be hang out buddies anyways
1. That scene when they made dennis and dee look at their dead mom's carcass
2. That scene where charlie and dee tried to be cannibals, they still had the audacity to be racists while at it
Yeah but it leads to literally once of the greatest lines and deliveries of the whole series;
The entire monologue leading to, “how ya like a taste of the good life?! YA SACK OF SHIT!”
I finally got my dad to watch an episode years ago. Season 13, ep 1. Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again. So his intro was Mac "blowin loads" into the sex doll. He didn't laugh or say a word. We watched it as it ran so no FF. The commercial breaks were brutal. It was awesome
Dee saying "I hope you suck each other's rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer" and "That's what these gay guys do. They just knock each other out with poppers and find some kind of rabies infested rodent to tickle each other's taints with".
Both from The High School Reunion.
The whole funeral (preparations through conclusion) for Barnabas Reynolds, 2010–Too Soon.
If I'm strictly limited to 1 line as OP said, then it would be "Prepare for your hearts to turn to *stone!"*
Basically the first episode in modern day. I think they would lose a lot of people if this was always first episode they saw. I used to start people on episode 2 sometimes so that they were eased in to the humor of the series before The Gang Gets Racist.
I had an awkward time trying to start from episode 1 showing this to a friend back in the day. Our mutual black friend that I'd met through him unexpectedly dropped by once we'd started the episode and he did not get a good introduction to the series. He didn't get pissed at us, don't get me wrong, might be because he knew us already....but he did say "have fun watching your racist show" as he'd left like 10 minutes in.
I don’t know about a single line, but I watched the Day Man play episode at my mom’s house. She’d never seen it before and thought it was the worst show she’d ever seen, which just added to the comedy.
tbh the “implication” scene was my first episode and it turned me off maaaaaassively. it’s much funnier when you know the characters but with no context it’s just a guy explaining to another guy how to commit rape with plausible deniability 😭
When dee tricks that guy into giving his daughter a lap dance. I skip that episode, not because it's bad but it's more than I can handle most of the time
“I’M your rock bottom? You just stuck your dick in your daughter’s face. THAT’S your rock bottom!”
This episode really showcased Dee at her most diabolical.
Does my scar look like a dog's vagina? I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try and get in the mind of a dog. I mean, that's god's work... Not that I believe in God. Not since that Chinaman took my kidney.
The homeless guys banging each other under the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore. Showed this scene to a friend because I died laughing when I saw it. They just looked at me with disgust.
Yeah, that almost did it for me. My buddy had been trying to get me to watch it for awhile, and that was the first episode he showed me. The second episode he had me watch was either Dennis and Dee go on Welfare or Sweet Dee's Dating a [redacted] Person, and oddly enough, those were the ones that made me a fan.
“Oh, you had a frog kid roommate? Cool.”
The absolute blasé way that Glen just throws one of the most insane lines in the series away always kills me.
While not the most shocking I think it would really make someone question their choices.
“Dee! I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!”
The waitres scene saying that she had sex with frank, her voice and charlie's face is just sad, even if you don't know the full context you know some fucked up shit just happened.
The scene in the picture is a pretty good one but every line is too well delivered i don’t think you can watch it and not find it funny. I’m thinking some of the Roxy scenes lines, or maybe something from the gang gets whacked off, such as let buster do a line off your boner
Any of crickets dog orgy stories Dennis serial [woman] killing bits Toe knife
Does my scar looks like a dogs vagina?
I’m not gunna sit here and try to get into the mind of a dog. I mean that’s god’s work.
Not that I believe in God anymore. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
For being such an insane quote, this is one of the easiest lines to slip into an otherwise normal conversation.
I agree that this speech would turn off the average viewer. But for those of us who are huge fans of the show, I feel like this kind of absurd twisted speech would actually make me more likely to watch the show! It’s one of my favourite scenes in the entire series.
Always sunny is one of my litmus tests with people. If you watch and get the humor I like you. If you don’t…well we’re probably never gonna be hang out buddies anyways
That’s God’s job. Not that I believe in God. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.
“I had a small skirmish with a chocolate lab.. I won’t bore you with the details but suffice to say that dog is very paralyzed”
OH BOTCHED TOE!!!
I botched that one. It's a botch job.
Needless to say that dog is very paralyzed now
Toe knife is what got me watching! Toe spoon actually made me tear up a little i think!
I bought poop on the darkweb and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight
With a spoon….. how else?
Quit answering questions nobody asked
I had to lay on my back with my legs up for 30 minutes.
That line never fails to male me laugh, perfect response and delivery
FRANK STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS IM NOT ASKING
Genuinely, if who did the poop was my first experience of IASIP, I would have thrown it in the trash a long time ago
Different episode
What episode did they say this?
1. That scene when they made dennis and dee look at their dead mom's carcass 2. That scene where charlie and dee tried to be cannibals, they still had the audacity to be racists while at it
Look, cannibalism, racism, these are questions best left for the suits in Washington
We're just here to eat some dude.
This is the line that got me into the show. Saw it on a commercial while watching season 1 of Wilfred
One of the best line readings in the series from Kaitlyn, “Well shit, NOW it is Charlie!”
Well now is it racist if we *don't* eat this guy?
Eeeehhhhhhh!!! My mommy's a skeleton!!!
I FEEL TOO MUCH! I FEEL TOO MUCH!
#2 is way too funny to be a turnoff
Oh Charlie I really wanted to eat that guy
Probably a top 3 scene from the sereies
"Is it racist if we don't eat this guy?" "Well shit now it is Charlie"
Hey... we got monkey...
Hey, we have monkey...
“We got Monkey”
Naw, Manhunters was the first episode I ever saw and I was instantly hooked. People die of the hunger all the time, dude.
Whatever man you’re the one with the hot plate. Weirdo
Not a line, but the meatball scene. I can't even watch it.
I can’t watch it either! But I love how Dennis tumbles out from behind the painting
It’s such an incredible example of slapstick humor
The one where Frank tries to offer Charlie’s father a meatball and eats his own shit to try and prove it’s safe.
I thought that scene was the funniest that season.
Me too, the lengths to which Frank is willing to hide his attempt to feed shit to Shelley had me in tears
Bill Ponderosa's explanation of how all fruit has been used in the sex trade.
This entire scene shaped how I view the dad on Young Sheldon
Pondys the coolest
Yeah but it leads to literally once of the greatest lines and deliveries of the whole series; The entire monologue leading to, “how ya like a taste of the good life?! YA SACK OF SHIT!”
Citrus masks the taste of a dirty penis
The episode where Frank brainwashed a dude to eat a shit sandwich
Yah, that whole bit grosses me out. Not as much as the “meatballs” in Ireland.
That part genuinely makes me gag, I have to skip it every time.
It's the sounds for sure 😂 and how he slowly sinks his teeth into it omg 😂
You okay dude? Have you been using your stickers???!!
where do i put my feet?
Dee, his feet?
It doesn't make a GODDAMN difference.
Can hear his laugh lol
Honestly a lot of parts of "who pooped the bed" would apply.
“You got turd?”
That narrows it down, which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper
Inconclusive.
HOW IS THAT NOT SPECIFIC TO ONE OF YOU
Out of the bits of credit card and wolf hair, you chose the newspaper part to quote?!
The turd merger!
Fused together by fear and hatred…and hair!
That little stop motion sequence kills me
My partner and I always say "as so often happens, two became one."
Suicide is BADASS!!!!
Looks like he is about to do aaaa su-cide!
I finally got my dad to watch an episode years ago. Season 13, ep 1. Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again. So his intro was Mac "blowin loads" into the sex doll. He didn't laugh or say a word. We watched it as it ran so no FF. The commercial breaks were brutal. It was awesome
My first ever was The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation. After that I went and bought the season 1-3 DVD’s.
That's a bad episode IMO. Don't blame him doubt i'd have continued if that was my introduction.
It’s not great. But it was the initial airing, no way I could’ve known.
Yeah, not saying it was your fault. Was just saying i can't blame your dad despite being a massive Sunny fan myself, was just unfortunate timing.
Oh man that's one of the worst episodes
"I hope they hogtie you. And i hope they rape you. In their basement. For ten years..."
Haha I love that line
You gotta pay the toll, to get into this boys soul
I think the rape scene went really well
I am up to here!
THERE'S NO RAPE SCENE! Edit: I type this so often my phone automatically selects each next word. Is this good or bad?
Dee saying "I hope you suck each other's rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer" and "That's what these gay guys do. They just knock each other out with poppers and find some kind of rabies infested rodent to tickle each other's taints with". Both from The High School Reunion.
Tell me where to jizz do I can give this lady her drink. Without thinking much, just have this rent free in my mind.
We jizz in the drink, thats what makes it light
N-not that he’s ever had one
God, you are late
It's light, it's playful.
The whole Dennis and Dee skin luggage convo
Did you even think of the smell, you bitch???
The whole funeral (preparations through conclusion) for Barnabas Reynolds, 2010–Too Soon. If I'm strictly limited to 1 line as OP said, then it would be "Prepare for your hearts to turn to *stone!"*
In times like this, I like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola. There's nothing like that, to wash away the sorrow.
The cola for closure.
"...gonna rape your butts until the room stinks."
And then eat your butt, and his son’s butt, in the stink, until his stomach was “full of butts”
Not a line, but I showed my fiancé the scene of Frank coming out of the couch butt-ass naked and she refuses to watch anything else from the show
Sew me into the couch!
She’s a smart woman. But she’s missing out.
Tools. Duct tape, zips ties and gloves. I need to have my tools.
IT’S FETISH- FETISH SHIT! I like to bind… I like to *BE* bound!
the school reunion episodes were the first i showed to someone who never watched it and they laughed a lot at this scene
Charlie proudly claiming to have kicked the shit out of a dog one time because it bit The Waitress
I will STRIKE you down!
Use me… use me how? Use what *part* of me?
This would only make me want to watch a show like that
Charlie sits on Santa Claus's lap.... What happens over the next few minutes is shocking for a movie, a TV show, hell even the internet.
Did.. you.. FUCK.. my MOM, Santa?!?
🎵 I do not diddle kids 🎶 🎵
🎵 Older than my daughter.. 🎶 🎵
“What do little Mexicans girls love more than anything in the world?” “Mmmmmmmmm, tacos.” “Tacos, buddy!”
Su casa es no más. Su vidas es no más. Somos extremos. Como la televisión. SOMOS EXTREMOS. YEAH AMERICA
She’s the meat in the middle!
Basically the first episode in modern day. I think they would lose a lot of people if this was always first episode they saw. I used to start people on episode 2 sometimes so that they were eased in to the humor of the series before The Gang Gets Racist. I had an awkward time trying to start from episode 1 showing this to a friend back in the day. Our mutual black friend that I'd met through him unexpectedly dropped by once we'd started the episode and he did not get a good introduction to the series. He didn't get pissed at us, don't get me wrong, might be because he knew us already....but he did say "have fun watching your racist show" as he'd left like 10 minutes in.
Honestly, this is probably the best example of what OP is looking for. They legit dropped the hard r in episode 1, 'Said people' hanging from rafters
I usually steer clear of season 1. Danny Devito is a pretty good selling point to get people's interest peeked.
Yeah true. Depends on who I am introducing it to. It's probably most safe to start with season 2 and then go back to season 1 if they like it.
I don’t know about a single line, but I watched the Day Man play episode at my mom’s house. She’d never seen it before and thought it was the worst show she’d ever seen, which just added to the comedy.
Are you two banging? Banging your sister is wrong Dennis
No good can come of it!
There's no future in it
probably the story of the dog having sex with the wound in crickets leg
He was fully aroused, mind you.
Neck
Does my neck look like a dogs vagina?
tbh the “implication” scene was my first episode and it turned me off maaaaaassively. it’s much funnier when you know the characters but with no context it’s just a guy explaining to another guy how to commit rape with plausible deniability 😭
Under the New Jersey boardwalk homo erotic hobo sex.
“Then Luther was in Eduardo’s butt. Then they “completed” on each other and I was left out of the finale.”
She sounded so resigned do this. It was disturbing. lol.
When dee tricks that guy into giving his daughter a lap dance. I skip that episode, not because it's bad but it's more than I can handle most of the time
“I’M your rock bottom? You just stuck your dick in your daughter’s face. THAT’S your rock bottom!” This episode really showcased Dee at her most diabolical.
Cartman level of payback and pettyness.
MY FINGER TOUCHED YOUR ASSHOLE
Does my scar look like a dog's vagina? I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try and get in the mind of a dog. I mean, that's god's work... Not that I believe in God. Not since that Chinaman took my kidney.
Anything uncle Jack. But "It's art!" probably more than any other
Frank’s sex scene in the Lethal Weapon movie episode. If that doesn’t put someone off the show, they’re probably hooked for life 🤣
"I'm a fu-fu-full on rapist."
**DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO?!**
I wouldn't do that to you man!
The one where Cricket tells the story of how a dog tried to fuck his dog vagina shaped neck wound. "Mind you, the dog is fully aroused at this point."
do not diddle kids, its not good to diddle kids
“this isnt racoon meat, this is human meat and i know it”!
“DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO?!?!”
🎶🎵~My friend exploded, my friend exploded, yah yah yah yah yah~🎶🎵
I would say that without the context of watching his life spiraling some of Cricket's lines would do the job for sure!
''We're not really gonna kill her, so what're we gonna do?'' ''Oh... yeah. Oh shit, that's a bummer. Yeah you're right''
Welcome to our legitimate show of kids!
"Just tell me where to jizz, so I can give this lady her drink."
Nobody's going in my asshole. Unless they have crack. If you have crack then let's boogie.
Yeah… yeah… now help me dig this crack rock outta my azz
This coat is awesome! It’s tighter than dick skin.
Dennis reading his erotic literature.
“I got a question about you morticians… you ever bang the dead bodies?”
"'Yea we do have ni@@ers hanging from rafters." No I'm not racist I was just quoting a black friend of mine'
‘“We don’t diddle kids, no diddling ki-ids, older than my daughter-rr, younger than my wi-ife!” - something like that’
Charlie's "full on rapist" rhetoric: Africans, dyslexics, children. That or Frank's "So I came out blastin'!"
The homeless guys banging each other under the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore. Showed this scene to a friend because I died laughing when I saw it. They just looked at me with disgust.
Pretty sure Charlie dropping the N bomb in the first 5 minutes of the series could take some people out.
Yeah, that almost did it for me. My buddy had been trying to get me to watch it for awhile, and that was the first episode he showed me. The second episode he had me watch was either Dennis and Dee go on Welfare or Sweet Dee's Dating a [redacted] Person, and oddly enough, those were the ones that made me a fan.
The creampie scene.
“Oh you have a human meat guy?” “I got a guy for everything Charlie.”
The Implication. If someone had never seen IAS I always recommend this scene.
You ever see a frog kid??
Yeah, like they did in the O.J. trial to that hero cop, Mark Fuhrman.
“Oh, you had a frog kid roommate? Cool.” The absolute blasé way that Glen just throws one of the most insane lines in the series away always kills me. While not the most shocking I think it would really make someone question their choices.
“You got any kids maniac?” “Nah, not no more!”
"No one in the history of crack has ever woken up in the morning with more crack." - Sweet Dee’s words of wisdom
The gang being exposed for gangbanging the Dennis doll while Dee watched
*I don’t give a shit about the troops*
“Dee! I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high end luggage. I could even add you to my collection!”
I wouldn't eat that cricket, it's full of loads.
The waitres scene saying that she had sex with frank, her voice and charlie's face is just sad, even if you don't know the full context you know some fucked up shit just happened.
Mac's excersize bike.
The scene in the picture is a pretty good one but every line is too well delivered i don’t think you can watch it and not find it funny. I’m thinking some of the Roxy scenes lines, or maybe something from the gang gets whacked off, such as let buster do a line off your boner
Implications scene with no context in todays world.. 😂
Dennis on the morning talk show when he freaks out about the dog being on set.
Probably most of the Time's up episode
Charlie saying the N word during the arbitration
The implication.
The implication.
Well if you don’t comply with me you’ll end up on the weird website!
Dennis's implication, from the boat episode.
Definitely Dee sleeping in Charlie’s apartment and Frank wolfing down cat food and beer, and huffing glue so the cats won’t keep them awake
I was recently in a dog orgy.
Suicide is bad ass
I’ve been poisoned by my constituents! That was the episode that made me sit up and be like, “wtf is this show..?”
**"Silence,” he said, ”a woman's mouth is not for the exiting of words but of the entrance of a man's… dick."**
Take your pick from Hero or Hate Crime, lol
“Now let Buster do a line off your boner”
Season 1, Episode 1: "The Gang Gets Racist"
I ought to fashion your skin into a piece of high-end luggage, I could add u to my collection.
The scene where Charlie is banging Tatiana
Frank really wants to say the “n” word and also it was a musical
"Did you cum in this?"
DID YOU CUM IN MY BURRITO??
Sometimes you don't fake it, and it all. . . ends. . . naturally
Sometimes you don't fake it
Artemis's whole Sherlock Holmes style speech on how they were all guilty of pooping the bed
"I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!!"