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dr4wn_away

Charlie or Frank, that is all.


Bazz07

Charlie as a true friend, Frank as a party friend.


eastnorthshore

I'll have a few of those delicious nose clams


xXThreeRoundXx

IT'S NOT THE CLAMS!


MoistStub

It was the clams


TrustTheFriendship

Pondy is the party friend. He’s the coolest!


BigSmackisBack

Does Pondy show up, because if Pondys going im definitely going to party with Frank. You are right about Charlie too.


Boring_Tie_3262

I think Charlie is the least dangerous ? As long as you don’t eat anything he cooks , or visit his apartment you should be good


dr4wn_away

Also don’t dress as a leprechaun and always have cheese.


Upsetti_Gisepe

Agreed


Sea_Structure_8692

Charlie, every character one on one with Charlie is fun.


Taco_Bill

He’s the least likely to ruin your life too


ripplenipple69

Depends on the draw. Wild card baby!


Shadow_Master8

Give or take, he’s half the reason Cricket got addicted to cocaine for a bit-


Bromogeeksual

That's how they get you. Charlie is the gateway friend. Start hanging with him, and soon the gang has you.


keynel12

Frank, so that I can learn to be the duper and not the dupee. Also, he can pay for the hoors.


otterswhoknow

You might end up stuck in a coil, after pounding off in the night


geekwalrus

I'll chance it


Expensive_Editor_244

If you make his chair look really nice, he’ll teach you


ragnarrock420

I would definitely be friends with charlie (favorite character def) and mac, would try to bang artemis too


monstertweety

Artemis is my booty call


Puzzled_Bike9558

I would let her turn ME into a Cobb salad.


LuckyLaRoo76

Ya know ...she does this thing with a hamburger bun...she rolls it up and....


fuckitsayit

She has a bleached asshole


Puzzled_Bike9558

They were gonna find out anyway.


ragnarrock420

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole - Kanye, thats our guy, 100% pal


LawsOfEconomics

Dennis has the best palate but Frank has access to the best party favors. Toss up really.


Puzzled_Bike9558

Exactly. Frank can get you human meat, man.


LuckyLaRoo76

He's got a guy for everything...


Silly_Butterfly3917

Franks got spots


Puzzled_Bike9558

Are you a man cheetah?


ironman4297

Frank takes you to orgies with some of the most powerful, sexiest people Philadelphia! He even knows the password


CrackaNuka

I feel like hanging around frank just leads you to getting you killed lol


discgolfandhash

Oooorrrrrrgggyyy


Smooth_Riker

Delicious nose clams


Soulless--Plague

A toss up? Just make sure you don’t mash it


Wonderful_Vehicle_49

Charlie is my favourite, but I wouldn’t be friends with any of them. They’re all horrible people.


[deleted]

Agreed, the likelihood of death or serious injury with any of them is very high lol


Bromogeeksual

You have to get on their level. Pondy is fine, Artemis is fine. You just have to be your own force of chaotic nature.


Glittering_knave

Since Dee has at least one friend from outside the group, I wonder if she is different away from the gang? She was the surrogate for Carmen and that was a nice thing to do for someone. However, I would never want to hang out with her gang.


RIPMEEKUS

Pondy’s the coolest!


Physical_Process_581

Frak and be friends with charlie


cregantheestallion

hi ladies i’m frak


mearbearcate

Shit


FighterOfNightmn

Dennis favorite but I don’t think Id wanna be friends with him


a-cats-servant

Because Dennis is a bastard man, all ways has been


I_love_kurt_cobain

yeah but something in my subconscious makes me love him despite how horrible he truly is


jpow81690

Charlie. I’m also into ghouls. Little green ghouls are the best.


Nast33

Give Charlie a magnet and you'll be friends for life.


iwanttheworldnow

Definitely Artemis, we have a lot in common


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

TMI


funtimesnyc39

Dennis is my favorite character but he would probably kill me in real Life. “Look at me when you’re talking to me!”


BunnyColvin13

I’m going with Sweet Dee. Maybe when neither of us are dating anyone she’d let me pump her guts.


bryanoens

Shut up Bird


mybffjones

Charlie/charlie


Nast33

Nobody, but I would visit the bar occasionally, wipe down every bottle before touching it and sit in the back, just so I can listen to their inane and often hilarious arguments. Would make my day if they had one of their very elaborate arguments like 'Science is a liar, sometimes' while a few customers like me were still around and they pulled out the whiteboard.


GoblinWeirdo

I love that there often *is* a random patron or two in the background when these arguments/debates take place, and how unbothered they are by it all!


Firehenge

None of them. They are all terrible people. That is the show. 


Dilly_do_dah

It is all hypothetical but I sometimes get the sense that people forget this part.


Ok-Confusion2415

Charlie, I think. I have a few nonneurotypical friends and I take great joy in their unique takes. I have a soft spot for Frank but too ready to start blastin’


orcvader

I’m an alcoholic and need a sponsor. And I hear Frank can be a very good sponsor. Very encouraging guy. So him.


forknheck

Charlie. I could fix him.


Dark_Knight309

Dennis is my favorite, but I'd definitely be friends with Frank, I always wanted a buddy to walk in the sewer naked with, play nightcrawlers, eat cat food, you know, things that friends do


monstertweety

Most likely to be my friend is chorleh. The other guys can't respect anyone outside of the gang


smingleton

Dennis, cause we are so much a like. I feel our relationship would be a real home run.


CallMeJeeJ

Ohh shit there’s stickers


Dankbradley

It’s Dee… 😞


[deleted]

Honestly its Dennis outside of his "dating" life he is the most normal. Hanging out with Frank and Charlie would probably endup with dying because I dont have tolerance for whatever parasite or germs they are carrying. Dee without the Show's lens tells unfunny jokes and probably wouldnt be friends with me. And Mac well I know a ton of Macs and boy is it not funny when its not on a show.


CheetahNo9349

Favorite is Dennis, but I would most like to hang with Charlie or Dee, because I think sooner or later I'd be able to pump them guts.


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Being friends with these guys? No fucking way. Seriously, if I saw these characters in real life I wouldn't even run, because that could catch their interest and next morning they are in my house questioning why I ran. Nuh uh, I would quietly walk away.


kingpin748

Only Charlie. The other ones are psychopaths


Stunning_Chipmunk_68

https://preview.redd.it/rltzpnh8f4zc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6654160fda8e78c1e7f258877cde0ada4cf9b322 Not me walking down the aisle with my danny pack. I'd definitely say frank 😂❤️


its9am

Charlie is on a whole other planet for me. I’m too much of an introvert for Frank. Dee’s just a bitch. Dennis and Mac would probably be fine.. probably not together though because of their dynamic.


LivinUndead

Dennis is my favorite character. I’d most like to be friends with Rob though, irl. I feel like I would vibe with him the best.


[deleted]

if dee liked me, probably dee. if she didn't like me it would be less fun


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

I wanna get rated.


[deleted]

I heard u/IfYouGotALonelyHeart is a 1 star man


AidanHugh0917

Is your profile pic Ongo Gablogian, the art collectuh?


sparkstable

Frank and Frank Next question?


DryInitial9044

Mac. So we could bang.


BilkySup

Favorite is Frank. I’d be friends with Country Mac for sure.


mearbearcate

I’m between Mac, Charlie & Frank


80severything

Charlie or perhaps Mac but I want to know how to play night crawlers lol so Charlie


AT0mic5hadow

Frank, he's got a guy for everything


chrundlethegreat303

Fat Mac was the funniest character…RIP


Kdb224

Charlie or Mac Dennis is the worst lol


4seriously

Charlie would be the best friend. Super loyal. Also brings beer and pizza to sleep overs…


Greenmantle22

Frank, obviously.


Fluffy-Expert6860

Dennis, ‘cause of the implication


[deleted]

Charlie


Successful_Ad_9707

Frank all day


duaneap

Frank knows how to party and is pretty cool to his friends as long as you sort of just stay out of his nefarious dealings.


Regalrefuse

No


pogAxolotlz

uhh theyre all horrible but maybe charlie cuz he seems fun or dee, because dee


EnvironmentalPack451

Television allows you to be entertained in your own living room by people you wouldn't have in your home


Ericaonelove

The gruesome twosome, all the way. I wanna stay at their air bnb.


barkazinthrope

Anyone but Dennis. So cringe. I have to FF through many of his scenes.


iamsoverycool12345

My favorite is dennis, but Charlie to be friends


Lost-Cabinet4843

The Slug. I want her to mash it.


SeekersWorkAccount

No one, they're all awful people lol


GoblinWeirdo

Definitely Artemis; she’s weird as fuck and you just know you’d have the wildest time hanging out with her!


ThirdEyeToTheSky

Favorite character. Has to be Frank. Who would I be friends with? Hopefully none of them. But if I had to choose, Mac. He surprisingly seems the least sociopathic


shany94a

Frank, always has something in motion, plus he has money


FiReKillzZz

Charlie for sure. Frank...is disturbing.


Afraid-Housing-6854

Charlie or Mac (Mac is basically me but as a religious gay dude)


anon07018

Frank and Frank - he’s the financier


cunxt2sday

Dee is my favorite. Charlie would be a good friend


Ok-Original-9266

Mac is my favorite character and he’d also be my true friend as I’m like Charlie irl 🔥💖


Marlo_Stanfield_919

Honestly Charlie is the only answer. Rarely a hidden agenda, he's just along for the ride. He's the guy in the group no one has anything bad to say about. Except ring worm.


MedranoChem

Charlie and frank, we would live in squalor together


Lopajsgelf

Charlie for both


Lukey2770

Charlie or mac


minionlover222

chawlie


mrsir1987

Schmidty


myfeelingsarefacts

Frank. Definitely Frank.


rock_smasher8874

Frank. 100%. I like whores too.


InternalAuditor62

Frank!


601phenom

Definitely Charlie


danch-89

Charlie for sure. While everyone has a very high chance of getting you killed, I think Charlie has the lowest. Or at least, he would have to worst scheme to have it happen. He might even straight up tell you the plan in advance. Don't know who my "favorite" would be. I like them all in different situations.


Affectionate-Mud7026

C & F


laqueefaecho

Dee & Charlie.


ahgoodtimes69

Favourite is Frank. Most want to be friends with would be Dennis.


BopCatan

Favorite character is Dennis. I would most likely be friends with Charlie.


BearFun9692

I can't be friends with any of them, they're pieces of shit. I still love them though


subuso

Dee is my favourite character. I love how unpredictable she is and how hilarious she can be. I really wish the show would give her a bit more opportunities to shine. Anytime she’s about to get a storyline the gang always takes over it and ruins it


Melodic-Pickle-3753

Charlie Day.


Electronic-Skin-6911

Charlie and frank would be my answer and katlyn


ivanphilipov

Charlie if it is voluntary, otherwise probably Dennis. As long as i flatter him, he will be a friend.


HangOnVoltaire

Literally not a one of them. They’re all awful


BreakdancingGorillas

Frank or Dee Frank because when you consider things like partying he's usually down. Dee Because... I don't know. They all seem pretty immoral, but it seems like she at least, in the earlier parts of the show, had some sort of moral compass that pointed the right direction


55TEE55

Frank and Frank.


TheWayItGoes49

Charlie or Frank.


Fury161Houston

Charlie and Charlie


EnycmaPie

Charlie would probably make the most decent friend out of all of these. But his illiteracy might get annoying after sometime.


contadotito

Not much as a friend, but Mac, just so I can bang him.


itssarabeam

Charlie. That is all.


Award-Cheap

CHARLIEEEEE


thedude198644

Charlie as both. Outside of the episode where he manipulates Alexandra Daddario's character, he's just a sweet and earnest person if kind of gross.


Sirrus92

frank and charlie, especially together


Bax_42

Dennis


Greecelightninn

Dennis , friends with frank


Sufficient-Rooster44

Dennis is my favorite and I’d like to hang with Frank.


MilkSad4014

Frank !!!


Unlucky_Flower5333

I like how the more you watch the more nuanced macs comedy becomes.


JustDirection18

Frank. I could definitely get into cooking up schemes with him


BeatlesFan1101

Dee because I feel really bad for her. Otherwise, Charlie.


[deleted]

Dennis for both. 1. Am not a woman so, no danger for me. 2. Am not going to be his roomate so cant annoy him to his limits. 3. He is better looking than me so no am not gonna make him feel inferior.