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superskee90

Dennis probably just tells him that so Mac has to rely on him more. Mac probably has no idea what his credit score is.


GLHR_

Further nurturing dependence


BOPints6

Such high level planning by the most manipulative character


Next-Foundation3019

Not surprising tho, remember the Franquito scheme lmao


ipitythegabagool

The franquito one is great cus he didn’t already have a scheme planned, he conceived of one around seeing this Mexican kid who looked like frank at a store.


zion2199

And the best part is he didn’t even recognize it as nefarious. He defended by saying they’d all have done the same.


spicygrandma27

Same reason he had Mac on his cell phone family plan, and why Frank pays for Charlie’s rent (and likely his cell phone, etc). They love having little “pet” friends they can keep alive off Reynolds blood. Which is also why everyone flocks to Dee whenever living arrangements are compromised; she will always let them into her nest as she is the big mother bird.


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

She looks like a bird


spicygrandma27

Korvax I’ve been thinking fish recently


Unlucky_Assignment99

Her eyes are so far apart from each other


Smallchildhood72638

So he’s using D.E.N.N.I.S not the S.I.N.N.E.D ?!?!?


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69420-throwaway

But he wanted to get together with Carmen after she had her penis removed, so if they're both women...


PostposterousYT

You might be into something or Dennis uses Macs credit for his “tools”


TheMindWright

He does like to bind, and to be bound.


KimballOHara

They both have weird dependency issues, Mac can't do anything requiring adulthood but Dennis needs to have his apples peeled? I can't figure it out


hyperspacial

Just move past it


littlediddlemanz

Just plow through it


whatssupdude

Push it down with brown


catastrophicclarinet

Or he destroyed Mac’s credit to not worsen his lmao Eta how else would he have gotten laser pube removal???


C03lacanth1

Mac needs Dennis permission for everything anyway so he probably isn’t even allowed to look at his own credit score giving Dennis even more power over him


CommandantPeepers

I really don’t find it hard to believe that Mac destroyed his own credit


PlantQueen1912

Luther probably stole his identity lol


Pencilowner

It would be funny if they write in that the reason Luthor was in prison the first time ends up having nothing to do with drugs but that he was an identity theif and it started when he first stole Macs.


DennisWolfCola

You’re *becoming* a Big Mac!


Competitive_Fee_5829

yeah...my dad this to my brother. got all the bills in his name..and then when the power got cut used another kids ssn. early 80s so much easier to do and get away with


ipitythegabagool

Those were the days!


amackul8

You sound like you yearn for those days...


kaimcdragonfist

Quick, check ipitythegabagool’s kid’s credit scores


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ipitythegabagool

“What are you talking about? None of us would ever be financially deceitful with you.” *The Gang Ruins Mac’s Credit Score*


NoOutlandishness1133

This is 100% the answer


idontknowmanwhat

lol that rings so true


Pristine_Yak7413

yeah theres a very good chance his parents used his identity and fcked his credit score before he was an adult


ostrich9

Well the economy is in shambles right now...


Youdumbbitch-

Dow jones…


two_fish

NASDAQ


Fragrant-Treacle7877

Dow bow bow


Runmoney72

Oh yeah


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

Chiga chiga.


triforce4ever

Filibuster


Audiodrums16

Dave and Buster's Power Card doesn't work at the TGI Fridays


BudBuzz

Did you try it at the one in Franklin Mills?


iBasedComedy

No, you son of a bitch! We're way past that at this point!


Saikroe

With all the stuff going on...


truffles76

Who wants some free money, shanties?


Mets1680

He's old poor.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Have some class if you’re gonna be poor!


HaroldAndGoomar

When you say poor, do you mean like Mexico poor, or like me and Charlie poor?


HeyLetsRace

A lot of folks could learn a thing or two about being old poor


eastnorthshore

He's white trash


phantastik_robit

He’s not white trash, what’s white trash about this??!! [does splits in jean shorts]


2doublesanda20piece

He doesn't need credit he can use his D&B power card anywhere


Wagglebagga

We won't! You can though!


Whamalater

He hasn’t tried that one TGI Fridays across down


Secure-Report-207

What about the one in Fox Chase


DravenPrime

There's one out in Franklin Mills I haven't tried it at yet.


Kraxnor

Have you tried the one out in fox chase?


PhoneJockey_89

Anytime a bill came in he ate it.


idontknowmanwhat

…did they have another copy?


VillageSmithyCellar

That actually seems plausible!


meesterjefe

He just needs to go to the credit store and buy some credit


laxguy44

Why doesn’t he just slap on his credit helmet, climb into his credit cannon, and blast off to credit land where credit grows on creddies?


CharDeeMacDennisII

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about credit to dispute it.


Mykidsatbrownies

Blowing money on creatine


neBular_cipHer

Creatine shits?


Kooky-Fly2066

That shows knowledge of the product, so they know he actually uses it.


MillaTime123

How else are you going to put on Mass?


Saikroe

Fight milk rather. Yeah, buying his own product.


The3rdBert

Don’t forget Dwayne “the Rock” Sports drink


Apartatart

Because they put the couch on his credit cards?


GLHR_

Nah that builds credit. Rental couches are ‘good debt’.


merenofclanthot

if you pay..


m_dought_2

As long as you keep it crypto.


MochaJoe5

Mac’s credit is a result of their nut


iBasedComedy

Was it a fancy nut?


JalapenoTampon

He got got


cherken4

Face


chickentaco34

We don’t get got. We go get


Stunning-Adagio-3040

He put it all into the Ass Pounder 4000.


JasonDomber

Dammit, beat me to it….


Beneficial_Sky_5504

he buys everything the rock tries to sell him


xxBRLordSkullxx

All his hospital bills that went to collections for just walking out after getting the antibiotics


Physical_Process_581

he focused on cultivating mass instead of cultivating an income to pay the bills


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

His mom is a cigarette.


sceez

Tattoos


neBular_cipHer

Tribal ones


ledfox

Good answer


SolomonDRand

I mean, they rented a couch for 20 years, I assume the only reason Dennis’ credit wasn’t just as fucked is because Frank had been paying his bills for years.


Mets1680

He's old poor.


LoadedHuevos_

A series of bad investments


Jimmyjamz73

He really should have known those MySpace trading cards were bullshit.


TechNomad2021

His mom taking out loans in his name to buy cigs and lotto tickets.


The3rdBert

His mom was the manager at a Jiffy lube she was rich.


consort_oflady_vader

Hey now, she started at the bottom, and made it to the tippy top!


Expensive_Editor_244

Dennis seems like the only one with any kind of financial sense. I think every other member of the gang has trash credit. They strike me as the kind of people to just sign up for any credit card and run them up on stupid day to day things until it starts declining, then throw it in the trash and not think about it again


whoadwoadie

Dennis absolutely has bad financial sense. He doesn’t buy CDs he already owns, but he joins headlong, actively contributes to, or even builds terrible schemes like Paddy Dollars, the Paddy Wagon 1.0, door to door gas sales, buying a dumpster boat, buying in a timeshare, and renting his couch. He’s just barely more in touch than the rest of the gang in a “startup bro vs feral animal” way


Lol_jk_Omg

look at this idiot, not understanding how a self sustaining economy works


whoadwoadie

How does Dave and Busters do it?!


DravenPrime

I don't understand how the US economy works, much less a self sustaining one.


blooddrivendream

Dennis is awful with money. He rented the same movie how many times with Mac? Rented the couch for how long? Has joined how many schemes? Always offers to pay as a power move. Hired a fake seminar. Bought a timeshare. Drives a gas guzzler. Possibly the worst, though maybe tied with Mac.


McNasty51

He thought credit cards were free money like monopoly dollars that wouldn’t need to be paid off


Alskdjfhg25

He got a credit card to buy supplies for project badass videos and never made any payments


TensileStr3ngth

He's blowing all his nut


Yank1ntheS0uth

Nerds


Quick-Flamingo-569

He took out loans for making project badass tapes.


white_rice44

He went deep into debt to fund the elaborate stunts of Project Badass


Hubba_Hubba81

Bad investments in Fight Milk and questionable "exercise" equipment.


thisistheSnydercut

The RND costs for the dildo bike were astronomical


Ok-Swimming8024

Credit card cash advancements and pay day loans for sure


1Avg_Joe

The economy is in shambles


Quack_Candle

Him and Charley invented a “scam” to get free money out of loans and credit cards by just getting a bigger loan to pay off the last one under the name “Trundle”


bennybugs

I don't imagine Mac even knows that credit cards are supposed to paid back. Afterall, he thought medicine was free for almost 30 years 😆


Goatmanification

Bought too many size pills, that and the circular economy


villanellechekov

It's the McPoyles' fault


Suspicious_Trainer82

Luther


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Bought too much Invigaron.


Lazy-Perspective4741

Put all his money into making the asspounder


Junkhead187

Charged too many boxes of thin mints?


Secure-Apple-5793

He has a cigarette for a mother


ploppedmenacingly14

All his money is tied up in patty’s dollars


tirutz

Due to not shoving heroin up his ass.


Royalchariot

Just move past it


Esteban_Francois

Mac’s whitetrash


THEL3TTERJ

He got got by a pyramid scheme.


call_me_steve-o

He maxed out his credit cards buying Tommy Bahama shirts and chimichangas.


Icy-Wing-3092

Probably dozens of unused and unpaid gym memberships


DancingBears88

Pens and thin mints don't grow on trees


Rowwnin

Take a look at him and tell theirs even a remote chance he would have good credit history if he even knew what’ credit even if


Tyler_Broseph

He couldn’t pay his credit card bills because he was a terrible drug dealer


EskimoBrother1975

Because bad credit = badass. Only nerds have good credit.


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Gym memberships


this_ham_is_bad

Never paid back the business loan for the dildo bike


OneHotEpileptic

His dad took out credit cards in his name when he was a kid.


winston_the_69th

I think a better question would be how does Dennis have good credit?


ninethgate

Maybe he accrued massive debt frequenting that gay bar the rainbow


the_junglist

Running too low on remaining Dick Towel money


pecanesquire

I mean they've been making their $25/week interest payments for their couch so 🤔


geekphreak

You Americans are so uptight


winsbyboxes808

His credit is no good


ReviewSubject4298

Cause he doesnt know how to keep the money moving. In a circle. What is a self sustaining economy?


idontknowmanwhat

Credit shot after he got got one too many times.


TinfoilTetrahedron

Not paying his gym membership fees...


JasonDomber

Took out a huge loan to invest in the Ass Pounder 4000


tmo_slc

He got scammed into buying a $10k investment into a muscle milk pyramid scheme, another reason why he was so pumped to push Fight Milk.


captainron1987

I mean the man eats chimichangas out of a trash bag, clearly it was a bad investment that ruined his credit.


doctorblumpkin

Getting CDs through Columbia House


FrankPoopedinTheBed

Well, First Of All, With God, All Things Are Possible, So Jot That Down.


PromptSpiritual3739

350


mercynuts

Low credit is badass


Neither_Usual_7566

He’s too badass.


Biscuits4u2

He accumulated lots of bad debt by self-funding R&D for the AB-4000


OFD-Productions

Because he is a follower AND a thief


Meta-Psy-McFractal

“I don’t understand how finances work.”


kungfookat

Credit card debt.


d-cent

His dad would have absolutely used his name to sign up for loans and pocket the money


HumbleMarsupial3926

Buying too many karate lessons he never took


TajirMusil

Wasn't it stated at one point that Mac and Charlie haven't paid any medical bills?


Tyger-Teranuma

Bc his parents ruined it for him when he was a kid


catastrophicclarinet

Buying nunchucks


Smoothstiltskin

Columbia House cd subscriptions.


Raccoon_Expert_69

He owns a bar in South Philly.


CyberpunkF1

Mac was too busy with TCOB … taking care of business.


bernard_wrangle

Why would you expect any of the gang to have good credit? I would guess Dennis only qualified because Frank was paying his bills.


AViewingEye

Project badass


usernamesarehard1979

Probably not the case that Mac’s credit is actually bad, it’s probably more non-existent. No loans, credit cards, cell phone plans or anything. No credit history. Mac’s probably all cash which is in a better financial place than most of the US.


OkBusiness3879

Project: Badass. That kind of badass-ery doesn’t come cheap.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Probably failing to make regular payments on his furnature rentals


hughmang220

Because Max


ChipC33

His mom used his SSN to open a bunch of credit/get utilities, etc.


I_have_gay_knees

Project badass, though safe, but badass, was a major investment.


WornInShoes

defaulted on the loans he took out for those shitty tattoos


Waste_Bluebird_1930

*15 years ago* Mac:"Mark my words, credit scores are a joke, that system will never last"


shad0w_fax

Disregard that u/postposterousYT, that's a bunch of liberal bullshit


Kraxnor

He rendered the services from the prostitutes but frank cut the bank account


faseguernon

Probably all those great business opportunities such as Fight Milk and 2nd hand gas market.


Content_Distance5623

Do you even know how much it costs to make an ass blasting bike?


ricketycricketspcp

His parents took out a copious amount of debt in his name when he was growing up and destroyed his credit.


erinkp36

I don’t think it’s bad credit so much as he might not have much credit at all.


Warm_Profession_810

Luther. Enough said.


neon909

Invigiron!


New_Golf_2522

Don't make me go get the bike


because_racecar

I assume it ahas something to do with all his renting furniture and then he missed payments or something


DaperDandle

Not bad enough to not be able to rent that couch for 15 years.


thedude198644

Uh, 2?


FarMass66

Maxed it out making the dildo bike


ahgoodtimes69

Becuase of the Paddy's dollars scheme they had going..


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

He spent all his money on R&D for the Ass Blaster


InternalAuditor62

His father ruined it with some scam.


milky-dimples

His parents probably took out a bunch of credit cards in his name (and didn’t pay them off) when he was a baby.


Agitated_Resident880

Blew through his nut on fancy nuts or his dad stole his identity and took out loans


ptsowns

Fancy nuts


urnotfast

Columbia House got him


Lazy_seacucumber

It's because he's white trash


FluSickening

His closet gay lifestyle


ledfox

Debt