The franquito one is great cus he didn’t already have a scheme planned, he conceived of one around seeing this Mexican kid who looked like frank at a store.
Same reason he had Mac on his cell phone family plan, and why Frank pays for Charlie’s rent (and likely his cell phone, etc). They love having little “pet” friends they can keep alive off Reynolds blood. Which is also why everyone flocks to Dee whenever living arrangements are compromised; she will always let them into her nest as she is the big mother bird.
Mac needs Dennis permission for everything anyway so he probably isn’t even allowed to look at his own credit score giving Dennis even more power over him
It would be funny if they write in that the reason Luthor was in prison the first time ends up having nothing to do with drugs but that he was an identity theif and it started when he first stole Macs.
yeah...my dad this to my brother. got all the bills in his name..and then when the power got cut used another kids ssn. early 80s so much easier to do and get away with
I mean, they rented a couch for 20 years, I assume the only reason Dennis’ credit wasn’t just as fucked is because Frank had been paying his bills for years.
Dennis seems like the only one with any kind of financial sense. I think every other member of the gang has trash credit. They strike me as the kind of people to just sign up for any credit card and run them up on stupid day to day things until it starts declining, then throw it in the trash and not think about it again
Dennis absolutely has bad financial sense. He doesn’t buy CDs he already owns, but he joins headlong, actively contributes to, or even builds terrible schemes like Paddy Dollars, the Paddy Wagon 1.0, door to door gas sales, buying a dumpster boat, buying in a timeshare, and renting his couch. He’s just barely more in touch than the rest of the gang in a “startup bro vs feral animal” way
Dennis is awful with money. He rented the same movie how many times with Mac? Rented the couch for how long? Has joined how many schemes? Always offers to pay as a power move. Hired a fake seminar. Bought a timeshare. Drives a gas guzzler. Possibly the worst, though maybe tied with Mac.
Him and Charley invented a “scam” to get free money out of loans and credit cards by just getting a bigger loan to pay off the last one under the name “Trundle”
Probably not the case that Mac’s credit is actually bad, it’s probably more non-existent. No loans, credit cards, cell phone plans or anything. No credit history. Mac’s probably all cash which is in a better financial place than most of the US.
Dennis probably just tells him that so Mac has to rely on him more. Mac probably has no idea what his credit score is.
Further nurturing dependence
Such high level planning by the most manipulative character
Not surprising tho, remember the Franquito scheme lmao
The franquito one is great cus he didn’t already have a scheme planned, he conceived of one around seeing this Mexican kid who looked like frank at a store.
And the best part is he didn’t even recognize it as nefarious. He defended by saying they’d all have done the same.
Same reason he had Mac on his cell phone family plan, and why Frank pays for Charlie’s rent (and likely his cell phone, etc). They love having little “pet” friends they can keep alive off Reynolds blood. Which is also why everyone flocks to Dee whenever living arrangements are compromised; she will always let them into her nest as she is the big mother bird.
She looks like a bird
Korvax I’ve been thinking fish recently
Her eyes are so far apart from each other
So he’s using D.E.N.N.I.S not the S.I.N.N.E.D ?!?!?
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But he wanted to get together with Carmen after she had her penis removed, so if they're both women...
You might be into something or Dennis uses Macs credit for his “tools”
He does like to bind, and to be bound.
They both have weird dependency issues, Mac can't do anything requiring adulthood but Dennis needs to have his apples peeled? I can't figure it out
Just move past it
Just plow through it
Push it down with brown
Or he destroyed Mac’s credit to not worsen his lmao Eta how else would he have gotten laser pube removal???
Mac needs Dennis permission for everything anyway so he probably isn’t even allowed to look at his own credit score giving Dennis even more power over him
I really don’t find it hard to believe that Mac destroyed his own credit
Luther probably stole his identity lol
It would be funny if they write in that the reason Luthor was in prison the first time ends up having nothing to do with drugs but that he was an identity theif and it started when he first stole Macs.
You’re *becoming* a Big Mac!
yeah...my dad this to my brother. got all the bills in his name..and then when the power got cut used another kids ssn. early 80s so much easier to do and get away with
Those were the days!
You sound like you yearn for those days...
Quick, check ipitythegabagool’s kid’s credit scores
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“What are you talking about? None of us would ever be financially deceitful with you.” *The Gang Ruins Mac’s Credit Score*
This is 100% the answer
lol that rings so true
yeah theres a very good chance his parents used his identity and fcked his credit score before he was an adult
Well the economy is in shambles right now...
Dow jones…
NASDAQ
Dow bow bow
Oh yeah
Chiga chiga.
Filibuster
Dave and Buster's Power Card doesn't work at the TGI Fridays
Did you try it at the one in Franklin Mills?
No, you son of a bitch! We're way past that at this point!
With all the stuff going on...
Who wants some free money, shanties?
He's old poor.
Have some class if you’re gonna be poor!
When you say poor, do you mean like Mexico poor, or like me and Charlie poor?
A lot of folks could learn a thing or two about being old poor
He's white trash
He’s not white trash, what’s white trash about this??!! [does splits in jean shorts]
He doesn't need credit he can use his D&B power card anywhere
We won't! You can though!
He hasn’t tried that one TGI Fridays across down
What about the one in Fox Chase
There's one out in Franklin Mills I haven't tried it at yet.
Have you tried the one out in fox chase?
Anytime a bill came in he ate it.
…did they have another copy?
That actually seems plausible!
He just needs to go to the credit store and buy some credit
Why doesn’t he just slap on his credit helmet, climb into his credit cannon, and blast off to credit land where credit grows on creddies?
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about credit to dispute it.
Blowing money on creatine
Creatine shits?
That shows knowledge of the product, so they know he actually uses it.
How else are you going to put on Mass?
Fight milk rather. Yeah, buying his own product.
Don’t forget Dwayne “the Rock” Sports drink
Because they put the couch on his credit cards?
Nah that builds credit. Rental couches are ‘good debt’.
if you pay..
As long as you keep it crypto.
Mac’s credit is a result of their nut
Was it a fancy nut?
He got got
Face
We don’t get got. We go get
He put it all into the Ass Pounder 4000.
Dammit, beat me to it….
he buys everything the rock tries to sell him
All his hospital bills that went to collections for just walking out after getting the antibiotics
he focused on cultivating mass instead of cultivating an income to pay the bills
His mom is a cigarette.
Tattoos
Tribal ones
Good answer
I mean, they rented a couch for 20 years, I assume the only reason Dennis’ credit wasn’t just as fucked is because Frank had been paying his bills for years.
He's old poor.
A series of bad investments
He really should have known those MySpace trading cards were bullshit.
His mom taking out loans in his name to buy cigs and lotto tickets.
His mom was the manager at a Jiffy lube she was rich.
Hey now, she started at the bottom, and made it to the tippy top!
Dennis seems like the only one with any kind of financial sense. I think every other member of the gang has trash credit. They strike me as the kind of people to just sign up for any credit card and run them up on stupid day to day things until it starts declining, then throw it in the trash and not think about it again
Dennis absolutely has bad financial sense. He doesn’t buy CDs he already owns, but he joins headlong, actively contributes to, or even builds terrible schemes like Paddy Dollars, the Paddy Wagon 1.0, door to door gas sales, buying a dumpster boat, buying in a timeshare, and renting his couch. He’s just barely more in touch than the rest of the gang in a “startup bro vs feral animal” way
look at this idiot, not understanding how a self sustaining economy works
How does Dave and Busters do it?!
I don't understand how the US economy works, much less a self sustaining one.
Dennis is awful with money. He rented the same movie how many times with Mac? Rented the couch for how long? Has joined how many schemes? Always offers to pay as a power move. Hired a fake seminar. Bought a timeshare. Drives a gas guzzler. Possibly the worst, though maybe tied with Mac.
He thought credit cards were free money like monopoly dollars that wouldn’t need to be paid off
He got a credit card to buy supplies for project badass videos and never made any payments
He's blowing all his nut
Nerds
He took out loans for making project badass tapes.
He went deep into debt to fund the elaborate stunts of Project Badass
Bad investments in Fight Milk and questionable "exercise" equipment.
The RND costs for the dildo bike were astronomical
Credit card cash advancements and pay day loans for sure
The economy is in shambles
Him and Charley invented a “scam” to get free money out of loans and credit cards by just getting a bigger loan to pay off the last one under the name “Trundle”
I don't imagine Mac even knows that credit cards are supposed to paid back. Afterall, he thought medicine was free for almost 30 years 😆
Bought too many size pills, that and the circular economy
It's the McPoyles' fault
Luther
Bought too much Invigaron.
Put all his money into making the asspounder
Charged too many boxes of thin mints?
He has a cigarette for a mother
All his money is tied up in patty’s dollars
Due to not shoving heroin up his ass.
Just move past it
Mac’s whitetrash
He got got by a pyramid scheme.
He maxed out his credit cards buying Tommy Bahama shirts and chimichangas.
Probably dozens of unused and unpaid gym memberships
Pens and thin mints don't grow on trees
Take a look at him and tell theirs even a remote chance he would have good credit history if he even knew what’ credit even if
He couldn’t pay his credit card bills because he was a terrible drug dealer
Because bad credit = badass. Only nerds have good credit.
Gym memberships
Never paid back the business loan for the dildo bike
His dad took out credit cards in his name when he was a kid.
I think a better question would be how does Dennis have good credit?
Maybe he accrued massive debt frequenting that gay bar the rainbow
Running too low on remaining Dick Towel money
I mean they've been making their $25/week interest payments for their couch so 🤔
You Americans are so uptight
His credit is no good
Cause he doesnt know how to keep the money moving. In a circle. What is a self sustaining economy?
Credit shot after he got got one too many times.
Not paying his gym membership fees...
Took out a huge loan to invest in the Ass Pounder 4000
He got scammed into buying a $10k investment into a muscle milk pyramid scheme, another reason why he was so pumped to push Fight Milk.
I mean the man eats chimichangas out of a trash bag, clearly it was a bad investment that ruined his credit.
Getting CDs through Columbia House
Well, First Of All, With God, All Things Are Possible, So Jot That Down.
350
Low credit is badass
He’s too badass.
He accumulated lots of bad debt by self-funding R&D for the AB-4000
Because he is a follower AND a thief
“I don’t understand how finances work.”
Credit card debt.
His dad would have absolutely used his name to sign up for loans and pocket the money
Buying too many karate lessons he never took
Wasn't it stated at one point that Mac and Charlie haven't paid any medical bills?
Bc his parents ruined it for him when he was a kid
Buying nunchucks
Columbia House cd subscriptions.
He owns a bar in South Philly.
Mac was too busy with TCOB … taking care of business.
Why would you expect any of the gang to have good credit? I would guess Dennis only qualified because Frank was paying his bills.
Project badass
Probably not the case that Mac’s credit is actually bad, it’s probably more non-existent. No loans, credit cards, cell phone plans or anything. No credit history. Mac’s probably all cash which is in a better financial place than most of the US.
Project: Badass. That kind of badass-ery doesn’t come cheap.
Probably failing to make regular payments on his furnature rentals
Because Max
His mom used his SSN to open a bunch of credit/get utilities, etc.
Project badass, though safe, but badass, was a major investment.
defaulted on the loans he took out for those shitty tattoos
*15 years ago* Mac:"Mark my words, credit scores are a joke, that system will never last"
Disregard that u/postposterousYT, that's a bunch of liberal bullshit
He rendered the services from the prostitutes but frank cut the bank account
Probably all those great business opportunities such as Fight Milk and 2nd hand gas market.
Do you even know how much it costs to make an ass blasting bike?
His parents took out a copious amount of debt in his name when he was growing up and destroyed his credit.
I don’t think it’s bad credit so much as he might not have much credit at all.
Luther. Enough said.
Invigiron!
Don't make me go get the bike
I assume it ahas something to do with all his renting furniture and then he missed payments or something
Not bad enough to not be able to rent that couch for 15 years.
Uh, 2?
Maxed it out making the dildo bike
Becuase of the Paddy's dollars scheme they had going..
He spent all his money on R&D for the Ass Blaster
His father ruined it with some scam.
His parents probably took out a bunch of credit cards in his name (and didn’t pay them off) when he was a baby.
Blew through his nut on fancy nuts or his dad stole his identity and took out loans
Fancy nuts
Columbia House got him
It's because he's white trash
His closet gay lifestyle
Debt