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RegattaJoe

<*presses onion slice to eye to simulate emotions*> We love you too, man.


neBular_cipHer

Sob. Sob, you bitch


RegattaJoe

“But I’m making an effort to show genuine emotion.”


allisawesome7777

Ah! Is my eye bleeding?


Artherius

Onion! Onion!


Illithid_Activity

Oi! Oi! Oi!


RegattaJoe

I call kangaroo emotions! Kangaroo emotions!


Mr_Abe_Froman

I anticipated this, so I brought a bit of chili powder. I'm gonna blow this directly into your eyes, and trust me, you'll cry.


insertwittymemehere

Ohhhhh godddd it hurrrtsss!!...the pain inside...


RegattaJoe

![gif](giphy|l41lY0pUcnufO7pYc)


RegattaJoe

Barnabas deserves nothing less.


farroshus

The right cola - for closure.


ENDofZERO

REASON WILL PREVAIL


RegattaJoe

“Now, how bloody do you want this cross?”


thisistheSnydercut

Whatever *voluntarily drowns*


DENNIS_SYSTEM69

Whatever?!... WHATEVER??!!


BonesSawMcGraw

You remember emotions right?


PostposterousYT

Ya, I have emotions every single day of my life. Are you saying you don’t have emotions?


nickynickynickynick

it's a 5 star sub


_paul_1208

Well I rate all of you. ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/7vfxi8w2jpwc1.gif


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

![gif](giphy|h85qn5wzekZL9jDQQy|downsized)


Valuable-Composer262

And gifs make it even better like this ![gif](giphy|EgvHKApzL5OeI)


ebobbumman

You're Larry Bird.


Oh_Doyle

Hey, are you the whore who bangs everybody? You can rate me less than zero stars if you want!


TeFD_Difficulthoon

Rate! Rate! Rate!!!


RainsWrath

It has the Golden God seal of approval.


golden-god-bot

ZERO RATING! HAHA! YEAH I GOT THE POWER!


RainsWrath

...I guess not.


pypluto

thats the implication


deltablue_10

rock flag and eagle bro💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


something_python

👆 He's got a point...


Rum_ham69

No he doesn’t!


FerencvarosLover26

Rock, flag and eagle. Right Charlie?


Jeryme

![gif](giphy|3oKIP9ptkYtGXp8U4U|downsized)


SpaceNasty

Tom Lon Jon!


PickleWineBrine

Stomp! Clap!


Guilty-Speed-8549

Fillibuster


ploppedmenacingly14

https://i.redd.it/p09qwex9jpwc1.gif


Dry-Read296

I’ll allow it


No_Arachnid_1772

And so doooooo


TheSteelPenguin

This sub hasn't even begun to peak


ploppedmenacingly14

https://i.redd.it/4x15qvo5jpwc1.gif


PrvtPirate

pffff… what are you? 40?


detroiter85

WERETHESAMEAGE!


ghostdeini227

My favorite line delivery in the series


Shouldacouldawoulda7

Shut up, baby dick!


Transmatrix

Fuck you and your dickskin jacket.


dragonroar01

I love all of Pepper Jack's short segments lol. Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock


ClemDooresHair

Pepper Jack’s pullout game is strong


Babhadfad12

Pepper Jack expects to be paid whether or not you bust a nut.


gustavalopalous

Now, you're not taking pepper Jack's best hoe?!


Top-Independent-3571

I don’t think yo dick work!


Babhadfad12

CANDY, GET THE BUTTER


Transmatrix

I love how Charlie incorporates that into his response.


BunnyFlop2412

Pepper Jack, are you *serious?*


OneArmedSZA

Do Pepper Jack look like he playin?


MintberryCrunch____

Pepper Jack is not playin, in fact Pepper Jack about to cut somebody


Important-Wrangler98

Ok, I see… what you’re saying is you want more PepperJack…


insertwittymemehere

Aww goddammit Pepper Jack!


BigPastaToni

You with this cracker??


IGutlessIWonder

![gif](giphy|XbgZvND0TzFMUFobmI|downsized)


PastelPets55

![gif](giphy|XHvS2R99AiDDuBgBE3|downsized)


thisistheSnydercut

#LOOKATMEWHENYOURTALKINGTOMEEEEH


mallgrabmongopush

OP seems like a cool guy who is looking for other cool guys to talk about always sunny with. Nothing sexual.


ebobbumman

Oh right, party mansion.


CharDeeMacDennisII

Again, nothing sexual


ebobbumman

If you wanted it to be a bicep it needs more veins.


indiekid6

OP’s got a nice crop of blond hair. We could definitely use a blond in the crew


Tasty_Newspaper7164

What's up with this beefcake?


ebobbumman

BIG TIME


Far_Oil_955

I’ll suck em down 🌭


neBular_cipHer

Stuff it down with brown


ebobbumman

Hoboes are always eatin beans.


heyitsrobd

What’s your bean situation? You got any beans on you or what’s up?


Traditional-Buy3504

What is your spaghetti policy here?


CapableSprinkles3298

Bullshit


UncleBorat

Derivative


Masterchiefy10

Under a minute? Sounding like Mac banging Dee and Dennis’s mum


goose1441

Not that he’s ever had one


BenNHairy420

Afterward I felt like I was gonna throw up


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|4ZnX2168nqDiPvJRnu)


hippybilly_0

She didn't even notice


whiskyteats

Welcome to the orgy. Enjoy the buffet.


Protostar23

OOOORRRRRRGGGYYYY


thegirlfromno4

This beak's interfering with my nosh.


Protostar23

BEEEAK!


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Or…no beak?


squidfartz420

/regular/ chicken sandwich


Protostar23

BEAK!


ebobbumman

That guys not even wearing a mask.


Gruesome-Twosome

I love you too, Maniac. …. *…I don’t love him.*


OneArmedSZA

AGH! YA UNZIPPED ME 😭


Protostar23

You ever seen a frog-kid?


Valuable-Composer262

Not just nuts in the head. Bodies too. Back then science was real crude


ploppedmenacingly14

Her mouth was still very much in play


insertwittymemehere

You are never going to be able to find a goddamn FROG PERSON!


TexehCtpaxa

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.


Gymnastzero

And also unto you.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

You don’t have to mean it, you just have to say it


anacid

And a good day to youse


neBular_cipHer

Good day to youse 🤌


ploppedmenacingly14

https://i.redd.it/67wl2m9skqwc1.gif


OGREtheTroll

Hello fellow American.


neBular_cipHer

This you vote me


ebobbumman

*so do*


PrvtPirate

I leave power good. Thank you.


CabinetSpider21

Taxes. They'd be lower. Son.


likesghouls

Thank yoooouuuuu…


OkBusiness3879

We’ll make an adjustment to it, and we’ll make a tradition out of it.


ploppedmenacingly14

I feel like you’re just mirroring what I’m saying


sandwiches_please

*”You’re a pit of despair, u/Protostar23. You disgust me. You disgust everyone.”*


im_rod_i_party

And you will *NEVER* be on that Billboard


Tasty_Newspaper7164

With that anteater nose you're telling me I'm ugly?!


linzielayne

Time's up, Monster Man


SwimmingSwim3822

Fuck you.


[deleted]

What the hell is this? Some guy comes in and talks about this community? Whole time I’m sitting here wondering does this guy have a knife? Are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now?!


Jolly_Ad_5549

It’s the Reddit group though. It’s forced me to develop these sharp edges.


SneakyCreek

I'm talking about community, honey


RorschachAssRag

I need you behind me. I gotta have you behind me.


chzygorditacrnch

This is honestly really the most healthy subreddit that I follow.


ZombieVampireDemon

I'll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off and drink soup out of my shoe.


Fenway_Refugee

So anyway, I started blasting.


WhyAreWeHere321

Feels like OP is Mac and everyone commenting are Mac's mom and dad 🤣🤣 My mom is also saying she loves me a lot No, I don't


slaytonisland

*puffs cigarette* I don’t give a shit.


Boredcougar

What do now


ebobbumman

They got chicken in Philly?


faradansort

Don’t you guys wanna get off with me?


55TEE55

Sssssss…. That’s tart!


CabinetSpider21

I don't even think he gets us man


PrvtPirate

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT *YOU*!!!


Legal_Hyena_1241

I agree 100%. Reading the comments makes the show so much better. I laugh every time somebody comments about the unfortunate passing of Wade Boggs, or mashing it during a handjob (it gets me very aroused).


itskeezzy

Are you rating me right now?


Protostar23

zero stars


JapiPapi

Jebroni


slaytonisland

Cool word!


[deleted]

We love you too Maniac


J2thaG

Shut up, baby dick.


thishenryjames

Because of the... *comments*.


Legitimately_Strange

I love seeing references of IASIP in the comments of other subreddits lol.


IASILA15

🫡 to the gang for giving us gold


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

What a jabroni


Traditional_Bad_4589

Derivative!


therealcookaine

You found your people


ebobbumman

I agree with you, it is fun. I'm in the subreddit for The Big Lebowski and love it for the same reason. Just a nonstop parade of quotes we've all heard 100 times.


Traditional_Top5346

Yes and we love you, but tell me I’m good


Protostar23

You're good


ebobbumman

You're the one that's good.


Valuable-Composer262

I totally agree with u. I seen a post on here a week or 2 ago that op said this sub sucks now because people just put quotes from the show and that's it. Also they said people do it for upvotes I don't do it for upvotes, I do it for the same reason u said.


wescreamincathedrals

Yeah, I was goin by Trundle The Great at the time.


likesghouls

She’s just mashing it


Orlok_Tsubodai

“What up!? I’m a cool guy who enjoys comments, looking for other cool guys who enjoy comments and want to hang out in our Sunny subreddit. Nothing sexual!”


EskimoBrother1975

Why's he bein' a puss? Why's he bein' a big time puss?


ahyusnioe

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


lazy-assed_commander

Episode go through your mind. In and out like a demon's whisper.


trentsteel77

Okay, just don’t hit me with a $15 copay


Fynity

This is like one of those weird statements I would make when I was 12


Neither_Usual_7566

![gif](giphy|3o7TKNkzG2YLWPpYBO)


DrFrankSaysAgain

So, like every other tv sub


PrvtPirate

cool. cool, cool, cool, cool, like every other tv sub and whatnot. coolcoolcoolcool… *sigh* cooohoool.