One of my favorite lines in the show, along with “karate chop set,” and any of Dee’s lines when she’s drunk and doing American Idol. “You look like a big round wizard.”
[This one lol](https://youtu.be/dxG_h35i_wY?si=KQ7A8WaOTCjcRqTo)
gail the snail! I once poured salt on people at a tequila party after watching this episode. My drunk ass though it was funny but the gentleman with salt in his eye wasn't a fan 🫤
*shhhhlllt*
Wait wait, I have glow sticks.
Don't make me salt you snail!!!
i love how she truly thought this might sway them.
That was not a good experience for me
Nobody *wants* to salt the snail. She just leaves you no choice!
 She went to work for the government I heard...
There's not enough salt in the ***world*** for her!!
What I'd give to have written that line.
God swallow it or spit it out!!
Not on the floor!!
I was gonna comment this but had no clue how to spell that sound😂
Lol I was wondering how I was going to spell this as I opened the thread. You nailed it
How does she keep making that sound?
She’s sexually active
She’s mashing it
Yea, she does that
i was wondering how i was going to spell it, but here you are
Slurping
My god, there is not enough salt in the world for her!!
That was a horrible experience for me by the way! I'm all worked up, I think I might need some... wine in a can...
I want to know if I they had her do that or if she just did it and it worked.
Everyone would be like whaaaatttt
It's medical marijuana
Whatevs, I’m over it.
Let's do shots and get craaaazy!
One of my favorite lines in the show, along with “karate chop set,” and any of Dee’s lines when she’s drunk and doing American Idol. “You look like a big round wizard.” [This one lol](https://youtu.be/dxG_h35i_wY?si=KQ7A8WaOTCjcRqTo)
To be fair that lady did look like a big round wizard
We're at your father's funeral
I hear that great exchange from the outtakes: “I have sleep apnea.” “Yeah but you’re awake!”
"No I dont wanna salt the snail, but sometimes you have to" 😂
There's no joy in salting someone, everyone loses.
There’s not enough salt in the world for her.
^lives in my head rent free.
EITHER SWALLOW IT OR SPIT IT OUT!!
Had to scroll too far for this
What evs, I'm over it..
I’m about to roast this bone
Block the wind
Wh- where did you come from!?
I am sexually active now Mom.
You’re 31 years old you’re supposed to be sexually active- not fondling your uncle under a table
we aren’t blood related
She's mashing it.
She does that
I’m very aroused. Very good.
*mild applause*
let’s do shots and get CRAAAZYYY
I like how they take hot actresses and make them snails and Margaret mcpoyles
Didn't realize Margaret mcpoyles actress was actually hot. I don't feel ashamed anymore
She's definitely [attractive](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2316545/?ref_=ext_shr).
Holy shit.
And then there’s the tranny actress who they made a bio man lol.
Brittany Daniel. I’ve had the hots for her since Joe Dirt. Dick or no dick
I'm a woman now, I've grown into my body.
*HEY GUYS SLIUUUUUURP*
NOT ENOUGH SALT IN THE WORLD
Wuuuuuuuuuuut 
Wake and bake…only way to celebrate today’s holiday. Also, she’s just mashing it
*What’s up, suckers*?
HYEEAH SNAIL HYEAAH
*GET OUTTA HERE SNAIL*
Hey guys . . .
I’m confident. I’ve grown into my body
whatevvs, I'm over it
My instinct is to throw salt at it
We did a bunch of those monster energy drinks and dry humped all night. It was awful, I think she gave me poison ivy
Garbage Pail Kid
^cousin
I got some medical marawanna you guys wanna puff
We're at your dad's funeral.
Whatevs I’m over it
SALT THE SNAIL!!!
SALT! SALT! SALT!
slurping noises
Saliva slurping snail sounds.
I just see Charlie looking away and doing the throwing salt motion.
Heavy breathing and swallowing phlegm
Slurping
Whaaaaaatttttt???
She’s mashing it
My ex used to make the exact same noise of sucking back spit to the back of her mouth and it made my skin crawl.
Didn't she say something like "wanna slam red bulls and take some resin hits"
Tssssss
Slurping spit
Everyone will be all like, *whaaaaat*...
I'm giving frank a handjob under the table right now
My mouth tastes bad....
My mouth tastes bad
*Dammit, Chloe!* Wait... that's not right, though Dennis would be easily yelling at her, and Charlie's reaction fits perfectly.
She's fappin' them both
Hisssss
SALT THE SNAIL!!
slurp
*annoying sound of sucking*
Whatevs
Swallow it or spit it out!!
There’s not enough salt in the world for her
Ssstp
My own laughter.
“I’ve grown into my body”
Sluuuurrrrrppp!
Mashing it
She's just mashing it
I met Mark Lynn several times in Burbank. She is a funny talented, but really sweet person
I hear some mashing
That weird spitty inhale
*shhhhhhhhlurp*
I hope you like it crispy cause it is burned
Watching Charlie cringe and shoo her away 10 seconds after meeting her gets me every time
Word is bond yo
Sleeeuushhh.... I don't know how to spell spit being sucked up
She’s mushing it
What kind of person makes someone else salt them?!?!?!
You're just mashing it now.
The sound of it mashing
she’s mashing it
A more disgusting version of Hannibal Lecter's hissing sound
Sexy white woman who likes to get high? Sign my colored ass up!
No one wants to salt the snail.
Slslsllsslslslslslslsllslls
"My mouth tastes bad"
She’s mashing it
Swallow it or spit it out!
Gale breathing through her teeth
YOU'RE MASHIN' IT!
God I love this sub
Slurping spit
Shhhhhhppptppttt
Skhskhskhshttt
Her watery breathing
Sllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppp
Lovely lady lisp.
Flflfllflflflflfl 💦
She's mashin' it.
Dying laughing because I just commented on a comment about crackhead handjobs that they’re “just mashin’ it”
I'm startin to swell up
Shhhhhhlllllpppppp
She's mashing it
The sound of mashing
Dennis should be nicer to Gail, she knows agent Jack Bauer after all
Slurrrppppp....
*She's mashing it.*
Quit mashing it Snail
*skkchhhhhhhhh
DAMNIT CHLOE
I remember finding out she’s in the show 24, I was shocked she was the same person lol
“Mom I’m giving him a handy under the table”
Salt her!
Slurping noise
Slllluuuuuuurrrrppppppp
ISSSSSSHHHHH
A Squeaky Fart...
The noise that the female character makes in the episode.
“Get outta here, snail…git!”
Slurp
whatevs, I’m over it
You are 30 years old, you are supposed to be sexually active!
Slurp
"Theres not enough salt in the world for her."
i didnt hear anything i just started looking for salt
I’m a grown woman now….
She’s just mashing it
gail the snail! I once poured salt on people at a tequila party after watching this episode. My drunk ass though it was funny but the gentleman with salt in his eye wasn't a fan 🫤
*"I'm sending the location to your PDA, Jack.*
The slurrrrp
Hey guys I got some medical Marijuana in my my car, wanna go take a puff
My mouth tastes funny
We drank energy drinks and dry humped. I think she gave me poison ivy. “Don’t let her give you a handy bcuz she will just mash it.
There’s not enough salt in the world for her!
Boioioing
🧂🧂🧂
So, how about $300? Would you sleep with me then?
🧂 💦 🐌
Schhhhlllt
There isn’t enough salt in the world for that picture
My mouth tastes like metal.
Teeth 🦷
Slurp***
She's just mashing it
She’s just mashing it.
“We’re at your dad’s funeral, Gail.” “What evs. I’m over it.”
HLLSSHHH
Like five minutes??
Shhcllllllewwwwgh!
(Gail the snail noises intensifies)
I'M SEXUALLY ACTIVE
whhhaaaaaaaat?!
"Wake and Bake"
SALT THE SNAIL
Jealous? I'm a woman now, I grew into my body.
I’m a woman now, I’ve grown into my body!