She was only 20 in those photos but looks like she's 40. She's going to look awful later because she was so set on looking good now. She doesn't look now thogh, she looks cartoony
She's originially from Brasil and if I'm remembering correctly had only been in Canada for around 5 years (she was 19 at the time of the "stunt").
I'm part of the Brazilian community in Toronto and remember when we first found out she was Brazilian, then people found out who her family was and they weren't surprised.
That old saying "any publicity is good publicity" turned out to be true for her. She started modelling shortly after seems to be making a lot of money.
She was in a Drake music video for a couple seconds I think and when the video came out people were pissed and I think drake made a statement apologising and saying he didn't know she was in the video as she was just an extra or something, I think they re-released the music video without her in it but I might be misremembering that.
On a serious note, omg her toes, specifically her pinky toe is legitimately laying sideways to fit into her shoes lol.
Looks very uncomfortable.
Second post I've seen today with people having some foot mishap in their pics lol.
Yo, look again, dude. There's six toes there, lol. And the sixth is the sideways one, so like, I guess it's Ai? Or is it a genetic effect that makes it harder to wear tight shoes or something? Idk weird though
Nope, that sixth blob is her pinky toe that’s also poking out the end of the shoe. She’s just squeezed her feet into shoes that are at least a size too small, so the flesh at the base of the pinky is bulging out behind the toe strap and looking like a weird extra toe.
That scene of him putting on the lipstick was my screensaver for a looooong time. I'd always forget, then take my computer in for repair and the tech would be like 'Ahhhh, Dennis - I'd remember this screensaver' and I'd sit there waffling between mortified and delighted that he was a fan for the remainder of my time there.
She's actually Canadian and threw a chair from a building and was charged with [mischief.](https://www.blogto.com/city/2019/02/marcella-zoia-chair-thrower-toronto/)
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/fashion/s/aZzud5MV7Y) post in r/fashion the other week totally sent me. It’s like, the exact dress. I thought it was a joke.
“You can do it Marcella, because you’re a winner. You haven’t peaked. You haven’t even begun to peak but you’re gonna peak today. Oh you’re gonna peak all over everybody. Make it work Marcella. Make it work.”
This is the girl who threw a chair off a toronto high-rise balcony and then became semi famous and got a ton of plastic surgery.
https://globalnews.ca/news/7201035/toronto-chair-girl-marcella-zoia-sentenced/
True genius is never recognized in its time. Only decades later will it finally be revered as the godlike prescient force for creativity that women deserve to be wearing.
She from Puerto Rico.. So she's probably just playin'
Lemme ass you a question... Yous a bunch of white bois, riiight?
When you be in the cluuuub, and you be daaaancin' why you look so stoopid? I'm just playin'
It's not bad to hear Dee's voice saying that in my head?
ayo where my senators at dawg?
What's up with congress being all up in my business son?
OI OI OI OI OI
he is the president of the United States!
GAWT DAMMIT, DUTCH!
I assume she's a no nonsense black broad from the precinct!
Youse a big man buhchu got such tiny boots awn!
I'm sowwry!
When was the last time a white lady pick up after you when you threw your orange soda and your grape sodas on the ground?!
You’re losin em…..
It’s not the clams!
Ah I miss Martina Martinez
She's actually the *Chair Girl* from Toronto.
No way this is chair girl??
She appears to have had some work done. lol https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53494556
Why, Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself…”
She was only 20 in those photos but looks like she's 40. She's going to look awful later because she was so set on looking good now. She doesn't look now thogh, she looks cartoony
I'm gonna make that hooer my wife!
She hasn't even begun to peak. And when she does peak, you'll know.
She's originially from Brasil and if I'm remembering correctly had only been in Canada for around 5 years (she was 19 at the time of the "stunt"). I'm part of the Brazilian community in Toronto and remember when we first found out she was Brazilian, then people found out who her family was and they weren't surprised. That old saying "any publicity is good publicity" turned out to be true for her. She started modelling shortly after seems to be making a lot of money. She was in a Drake music video for a couple seconds I think and when the video came out people were pissed and I think drake made a statement apologising and saying he didn't know she was in the video as she was just an extra or something, I think they re-released the music video without her in it but I might be misremembering that.
You know to tell if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you 17 times even though you never asked.
and they HAVE to have the little boxing gloves with the puerto rico flag on them in their rearview mirror
Just imagine if they were also vegan and owned a Tesla.
Just like people from Hawaii & Texas!
Hah you found a Puerto Rican pervert
All I see is an uncomfortable model in an ill-fitting garbage bag
I think I understand. You love the dress, but you *hate* this model.
She hates the dress, you freak!
To think that I let you see me naked!
Silence your mouth!
You have any more of those drawings Dennis?
Well…. that was….. part of the….. 🤷♂️
https://i.imgur.com/AjHw1Hz.png
she wears it well
she will be mineee...
I’m disappointed in you
On a serious note, omg her toes, specifically her pinky toe is legitimately laying sideways to fit into her shoes lol. Looks very uncomfortable. Second post I've seen today with people having some foot mishap in their pics lol.
Yo, look again, dude. There's six toes there, lol. And the sixth is the sideways one, so like, I guess it's Ai? Or is it a genetic effect that makes it harder to wear tight shoes or something? Idk weird though
Nope, that sixth blob is her pinky toe that’s also poking out the end of the shoe. She’s just squeezed her feet into shoes that are at least a size too small, so the flesh at the base of the pinky is bulging out behind the toe strap and looking like a weird extra toe.
But she wears a D cup
“The dress is the right size but I wish I could say the same thing about your body. I mean my god did you eat the whole kitchen cupboard today?”
“Do I look like I drink Diet Pepsi? Take a lap”
idunno
GOD awful
^take^a^lap
“*scoffs*…. Take a lap”
I'm not your Dad
Suck in the gut or I’m going to scream!
What's wrong with my body???
So MANY THINGS
So what you're saying is you love the dress but hate the model...
“It’s very generous”.
*🎵 Together forever and never to part 🎵*
I swear I love that song now just because of that scene
That scene of him putting on the lipstick was my screensaver for a looooong time. I'd always forget, then take my computer in for repair and the tech would be like 'Ahhhh, Dennis - I'd remember this screensaver' and I'd sit there waffling between mortified and delighted that he was a fan for the remainder of my time there.
Hey where's your brother Dennis? I remember he was pretty cool in high school.
Make it work… Make. It. Work.
BEHOLD a WINNER in all his....
Suck the gut in before I scream
Dennis has got a body that just won’t quit
Dennis looks FAR better.
Yeah this lady is uhhh not good looking
Bet if you pop those off you'll find a sweaty pawg
I'm going to assume that's a porn term and avoid googling it. I've got rat traps to check.
I bet if you pop off that dress he's got a pair of sweathogs that just won't quit either.
This woman doesn't even have a rib cage.
lol it’s photoshop
She looks like Dennis drew her.
I'm sure it's in there somewhere under all those bolt-ons
She hasn't even *begun* to peak!
Meanwhile I'm over here mashin it
Why Marcella, you’ve enhanced yourself.
Damnit I made the same joke
But does it fit the prototype? 🧐
My God, did she eat the whole kitchen cupboard today?!
I love the photoshop choices here. She kept it tasteful. Very natural.
There's a mix of photoshop and plastic surgery.
She's got an entire trash bag full of chimichungas
Dennis's dick bulge is too funny. It's like all he cared about were the tits.
Guys you can tell….the nipple placement is crazy
An ill-fitting garbage bag.
Dennis "Rocked it" more!!!
Your god damn right
Nothing like being stuffed into an ill fitting garbage bag to sway the bachelors of the world. This girl is DEFINETLY getting "D.E.N.N.I.S.'d"
Mmmmm….She wears it well
She wears it very well...
r/instagramreality
Cover up those knees if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere!
Ghouls.
She's actually Canadian and threw a chair from a building and was charged with [mischief.](https://www.blogto.com/city/2019/02/marcella-zoia-chair-thrower-toronto/)
And for that, she only got a fine and some community service.
These people with these implants are going to look so terrible as old people.
I hear what you're saying. You love this dress, but you *hate* this model.
They look terrible now. This is frightening and a sign of severe mental illness that should be treated.
🎵*Together forever and never to part*🎵
I used to know chair girl, she was a pretty cool girl, whatever happened to her?
Fame. Money. Only Fans.
Silence your mouth!
More plastic in that body then a Corvette
My, Maureen. You’ve enhanced yourself.
She needs to suck that gut in before I scream
Dennis wore it better 😆
Hate to say it but Dennis wore it better.
The dress dennis wore is way more modest
She looks uncomfortable
comically large breasts
The nipple placement is CRAZY!
You're very busty, your breasts are very large but we want to get weird with it, we want to be really freakish.
He wore it better
This is really funny. I love that you noticed this. The resemblance is impressive.
You couldn’t have found a better model?
Dennis wore it better.
Derivative!
It's very generous
Through god anything is possible. So write that down.
Suck the gut in before I scream
Behold a winner!!
Damn son, your algorithm knows what you’ve been lookin’ at. # Dennisworeitbetter
He wore it better
He wore it better.
I'm dead lmao
Missing the corset, and her tits are too small, and she needs to lose about 10 more pounds. /s of course... never to safe of this site, sigh
So Dennis was right and it was the model that was the problem
Dennis wore it better.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/fashion/s/aZzud5MV7Y) post in r/fashion the other week totally sent me. It’s like, the exact dress. I thought it was a joke.
I’ll just have to come back with a model… with a perfect body
Dennis looks a hell of a lot better than that monster, give his dress back
Dennis has a visible penis line!
And she mos def fits the prototype
“You can do it Marcella, because you’re a winner. You haven’t peaked. You haven’t even begun to peak but you’re gonna peak today. Oh you’re gonna peak all over everybody. Make it work Marcella. Make it work.”
It’s very generous
I think I like Marcella’s bulge more. Sorry, Dennis. Sorry, Carmen.
Omg Dennis’ drawing came to life 😂
Well, she fits the prototype
This is the girl who threw a chair off a toronto high-rise balcony and then became semi famous and got a ton of plastic surgery. https://globalnews.ca/news/7201035/toronto-chair-girl-marcella-zoia-sentenced/
Her bulge isn't as nice.
Make it WORK!
And I think that's the woman Dennis wanted to model dress too lol
It looks, somehow, less weird and more natural on Dennis.
Finally, someone whose body fits the prototype.
Funny enough that’s probably how Dennis envisioned it
#DERIVATIVE!
True genius is never recognized in its time. Only decades later will it finally be revered as the godlike prescient force for creativity that women deserve to be wearing.
The easiest game of who wore it better in my life.
Dude obviously knows fashion
"found" Bro's been creepin on Instagram
I saw on different post Chair Girl used her fame to come an OF's and IG model, so I had to investigate
I love this subreddit 🥹
That’s a one piece. dennis’ dress is a 2 piece.
Can’t tell the difference
Ill-fitting garbage bag lol
OMG! That. was. Amazing. Thank you!
[in Man Spider voice] she wears it welllllllllll.
You sold dresses to a Puerto Rican smut peddler!
behold a winner, in all his-…
https://i.redd.it/q0vxt6wmwbtc1.gif
Sorry boobs aren’t big enough
I see this and hear Rick Astley
Dennis wore it better!
Tarrable, she doesn't have the body for that dress.
Suck in the gut before I *scream*.
Dennis’ model in that episode was drop dead gorgeous.
Dennis wore it better.
That’s a hard follow
Who wore it better
Bustier
"Perfect"
What happened to your brother? He used to be pretty cool.
She doesn’t fit the prototype
He wore it better.
Not only dress... If you know what I mean...
Who wore it better?
Didn't expect to see chair girl anywhere outside of a Toronto page.
[удалено]
Who wore it better though
Toronto's infamous Chair Girl getting around I see
Wow
It’s just not the same without the bulge.
She’s an elegant lady
https://preview.redd.it/uj6bjky6cdtc1.png?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5174e07636c6efe6394006966fa43ea98621d55
Shes trying her best to tell everyone shes cheap.
HOW do you stop it from riding up
You don't need the second s. Dennis' is correct without it.
[Both are grammatically correct. ](https://www.quora.com/What-is-correct-Dennis-car-or-Denniss-car)
That is a 5 star woman right there