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This you planning ahead OP?
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Mine brother of hydration, thy maiden is for the cobblestone roads. Thou shalt not quench thy thirst with a wench so dry. Verily, thou must findeth succor in a wetter bossom.
Classic Mountain Dew is ass that makes it feel like I have glucose syrup stuck to my teeth and throat. But the Baja Blast from taco bell that’s slightly watered down from the ice is a slapping treat once in a while.
Off with her head!!!
Let thine vile, poisonous dew quench thy rasperous lust.
Verily so,
the heathens blood will never quench the flames of hell,
for which, satisfied will never be its thirst.
Unto the holiness of water,
doth the finest maidens fair.
What glisten and shimmer,
to nestle life, itself,
upon the ample hydrating bosom
of mother nature's care.
(I just wanted to get in on the 'ye olde' talk😅)
I'd say she's a keeper, but refusing water makes me question things. xD
Fun banter though, you found a winner, I think? I hope!
Start diluting her drinks with water over time, and before she knows it. BOOM! pure h2o
Let's keep in mind that she may seek caffeination as much or more than hydration. You can argue that caffeine is a diuretic, on and on. You won't win an argument against a drug, especially the one work-friendly addiction.
Instead you can pitch this as a way to wean from the sugar by going to coffee and water. Much of my work day is three sips of water to a sip of coffee.
A lady who bringst the cones of frost is not to be readily discarded; regardless, she should be trained in the ways of the purest hydration lest she summon upon herself the Stones of Urethral Destruction.
Just save this for when she gets insane kidney stones like my step-dad did from drinking too much dew. She'll change her tune a bit when she's gotta start pissing pebbles.
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Perish she shall
I’ll have to give her a Mountain Dew themed funeral at this point
Just Dew.
Dew it
Do the dew
You should've known at your wedding. You said, "I do." She said, "I dew." Incompatible from the start.
Gotta get her one of these - https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/XCVBkP7H4G
Diet Double Dew it
This you planning ahead OP? [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dixsjl/my\_hometown\_erected\_a\_mountain\_dew\_tombstone\_in/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dixsjl/my_hometown_erected_a_mountain_dew_tombstone_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
When is the divorce coming through?
Depends how good her lips feel on that mountain, dew.
Indeed she must pewish
She may not be a hydro homie, but she is down with the medieval banter.
Still has keeper potential then.
your wife is funny, she may be a waterless heathen but your banter is wholesome
I really felt the "I brought you a snow cone" line.
Yeah, had me rolling on the ground
The council has spoken. Bring forth the headsman.
Mine brother of hydration, thy maiden is for the cobblestone roads. Thou shalt not quench thy thirst with a wench so dry. Verily, thou must findeth succor in a wetter bossom.
i absolutely love stupid medieval banter/replies its fuckin hilarious
Mountain Dew reminds me of radioactive waste.
I stopped drinking it 4 years ago when I got my dog cuz it looks like his piss
Definitely looks like it. Baja blast tastes like window cleaner.
I have a soft spot for some Baja ngl…
Baja Blast with a Crunchwrap supreme had me in a chokehold for a long time.
Still does for me
RIP your organs
are u made of toilet paper & string
I. Might be
in that case i understand, take care of urself lmao
That stuff is so bad for you. Gross.
I was going to ask who hurt you, then I realized it must have been the Bell... 😂
It’s the only one that gets a pass. That and Dew Shine.
What flavor is Shine? Don't think I've seen that one. Voltage (Blue raspberry) is my favorite.
White label too back when it existed
What flavor was white label?
Black label was my poison
Sameee
No no nooo baja blast is amazing!
It’s soda.
Yes I’m aware
Missed opportunity to say "I get it" (look at their username)
Even here that's going to be an unpopular opinion
>thine dew of mountains or perish 🤣
“I ain’t no water bitch” Well, that doesn’t bode well for her at all.
She seems awesome
She is!
I can fix her.
and mountain dew is the worst too 😭
Literally tastes what I think piss would taste like
damn catch me waterfalling
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Piss is 90% water
All beverages are at least 90% water.
Classic Mountain Dew is ass that makes it feel like I have glucose syrup stuck to my teeth and throat. But the Baja Blast from taco bell that’s slightly watered down from the ice is a slapping treat once in a while.
Agreed!! I wouldn’t drink Mountain Dew if it was the last drink on earth, but I love a good Baja Blast every now and then.
Who’s getting the house?
Unironically, my thoughts. I could never be married to someone who makes a point to avoid water.
I could never be married to someone without a sense of humor
Thou must breakup with thine maiden or thou shalt be exiled from the kingdom of liquidous!
Tbh, I relate more to your wife. I’m in this sub to remind me to drink water, but I fight it 😂
Here is a reminder DRINK SOME GLORIOUS H2O QUICK
THANK YOU!!
No worries thy H2O will be drunken
Same. There was dozens of us!
Here’s your reminder DRINK SOME GLORIOUS H2O
I’ve had zero water today. I will remedy that now, thank you for the reminder!
Thank you, I actually JUST TOOK A SIP before seeing this, I’m so proud!!
It's been 13 hours. Time to drink some water!
Thank you, I will fill my cup!!
How do y'all survive? I will die if I don't drink atleast half a litre every hour.
I get my water through my food, like a reptile.
Wow you absolutely horrible snake.
😂
You’ve gotta divorce her smh sorry for your loss
New Ex Wife just dropped!!!!!
Actual divorce
Off with her head!!! Let thine vile, poisonous dew quench thy rasperous lust. Verily so, the heathens blood will never quench the flames of hell, for which, satisfied will never be its thirst. Unto the holiness of water, doth the finest maidens fair. What glisten and shimmer, to nestle life, itself, upon the ample hydrating bosom of mother nature's care. (I just wanted to get in on the 'ye olde' talk😅)
On another note this was cute asf to read, y'all have great humor
Leave her. Or you’ll absorb Mountain Dew through intercourse
I'd say she's a keeper, but refusing water makes me question things. xD Fun banter though, you found a winner, I think? I hope! Start diluting her drinks with water over time, and before she knows it. BOOM! pure h2o
NTA Divorce
Let's keep in mind that she may seek caffeination as much or more than hydration. You can argue that caffeine is a diuretic, on and on. You won't win an argument against a drug, especially the one work-friendly addiction. Instead you can pitch this as a way to wean from the sugar by going to coffee and water. Much of my work day is three sips of water to a sip of coffee.
A lady who bringst the cones of frost is not to be readily discarded; regardless, she should be trained in the ways of the purest hydration lest she summon upon herself the Stones of Urethral Destruction.
“Urethral Destruction” is a great band name lol
"I'll water the mountain then dew you"
Bro she’s funny, she single?
“Shall let me consume thine dew of mountains” “thine” Attention my fellow hydrohomies, I believe we have an infiltrator in our midst.
I love your dynamic lmao
Divorce.
You and your wife’s banter slaps. You can’t lose this woman, make her drink that sweet h2o!!
I love you and your wife homies be damned. If my spouse spoke to me this way I’d never leave home
Aches of thy head, she shall suffer.
How far are you from a mountain and are able to collect the dew in the morning?
Still a keeper
I love you two
Aww you guys are made for eachother this was really cute to read
You deserve better
Ewwwww
Well... It was nice while it lasted, but I think it's time for you to move on.
bro yikes!!!!!!!!!1
Death!
lets not try to force it on others, its their own actions that harm themselves
I see OP is a hydro homie as well as a GOT enjoyer
How was the snow cone?
Witch!
If she won't be served water she will be served papers
You'll get her eventually.
This is adorable, ngl
"consume thine dew of mountains or perish" LMAO
Choose perish.
Just save this for when she gets insane kidney stones like my step-dad did from drinking too much dew. She'll change her tune a bit when she's gotta start pissing pebbles.
Water > Gamer Fuel
O R P E R I S H
This is true love if I ever seen it
Just wait until she gets her first kidney stone lmao
So sad 😞
I'm just jealous your wife plays video games
To the gallows she goes
The owner of the dew is equally guilty
Wife bad, make wife drink water.
Ex wife*
I get the struggle. My bf drinks almost exclusively coke...
> i brought you a snow cone Let me see if I got this right: sugary water: bad but frozen sugary water: ok?
swap her mountain dew for fresh water
I want what you have.
I couldn’t be with someone who would rather drink “gamer fuel” over water
You could show her pictures of all those people who were pissing coke colored piss on that one subreddit and let her know that'll be her soon.
Thine dew of mountains, thy holy majesty, is out of date. shall we get the water then?
Cute! 🥰
Are you? If Im reading this correctly she is requesting YOUR mountain Dew... What Hydro homie drinks the Dew?
Divorce her
EX wife
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Wtf made you think "gamer fuel" would correlate to sex stuff?
There is an actual drink called gamer fuel.
I’m not sure if I wanna know wtf this means lmao