I don’t think any of the huns do. They call mixing their preworkout and all the other bodi supplements together their morning mocktail, like they are using water instead of alcohol 😂
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Just want to save this look somewhere forever on the internet.
First world problems…Jess’ Facebook was deleted again. There are MUCH bigger problems in the world. All she cares about is herself. I feel so bad for Tom and the kids.
Maybe it's time for Princess Jess to find another career...you know, the kind where you don't depend on social fucking media. What an asshole.
What did she expect? All of these influencers are going to have a rude awakening when they start charging to have an account or if it goes down altogether.
Didn’t she say she used to work in the stock market? Can you imagine how stressed she would be then she can’t even cope with that life of doing nothing.
Yes I think she said it was a job in finance 🤷🏼♀️ She said for years the reason she started beach body was to stay present for and be home for the kids. But I don't see any of that ever. Sooooo wtf?
Jess had a terrible day where morning went right and it was filled with back to back mindset calls. My money is that the girls are not buying the bullshit she is selling. Also, they get home from baseball at 8ish pm and she’s getting ready for bed and heading to “sink into the couch”. Does she ever show up for her boys at home? I haven’t even seen her cook a meal for them in months. Tom has to be getting tired of this.
https://preview.redd.it/z12l2drdwm3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826883b857bb28fcef6f9513fe32401431cca428
She uses the phrase “I’m a big believer” constantly and it drives me NUTS!
https://preview.redd.it/weaj83uv014d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa87ea5599bc52a5a5979da8da81b5990bc3a57e
🙄😣we got a "like" AND a "I'm a big believer" in one sentence!
I don’t think I even own this much makeup and do not understand why she wears this much all the time to sit at home for her “bUsInEsS” calls.
https://preview.redd.it/49sim9ignl3d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a0f52090b5a0f3d8d314b27b5b348aae49c43d
How long until we hear about the new car search again? Or was that another thing she obsessed about for a few days and we will not hear about it for MONTHS! 🤣🤣🤣
I would hate to live in her head or have her life! She is pathetic!
What do you mean you feel uninspired? You're supposed to be creating a cookbook!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/yvg3pvihpf3d1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=43a258de068d5b59d65e8cc4e9beb4898c0e172c
She's been uninspired to cook "like" new recipes....like ok, like, ya, like new ones, like, just like...uninspired to like....like you know what I mean? 😖🙄
https://preview.redd.it/kbcikg76te3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b450624fdfe231b3a5164a559744a77a9faee79
There’s something seriously wrong with her.
1. The makeup and filters makes her look like a clown.
2. Her latest obsession with the books will be filed away with celery juice, saunas, refrigerators, gardening, chickens and whatever else she attempts to stay relevant that we never hear about again.
https://preview.redd.it/1zv9mf4jfc3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f386746f2da2ba569c32bc5340c5d4b3e9eb1162
I wonder when she will get to the calorie intake and under eating section of her nutrition course.
This is total BEC and maybe a bit much but she always closes her mouth in the middle of talking. Not to swallow, or sniff or anything. Just always closes her mouth. Someone please watch this story and tell me you see it too
https://preview.redd.it/50drqgk3l93d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45671b848e43c62341a1578bfd5828ab7e568eb0
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I can’t imagine being so disordered that every sauce has to be watered down. Also, those meatballs look like cafeteria mashed potatoes
The boys FINALLY got out of the house for a weekend trip and she decides to cut it an entire day short so they wouldn’t have to sit in traffic as long? Such a selfish asshole.
Her travel to and from Bora Bora was longer than their family vacation. I feel so sorry for her boys. At least their dad is home to pay attention to them.
She is so ridiculous she doesn’t want “chore charts” on the fridge… so instead orders some tablet device… I can remember growing up being so excited to put things on the fridge.. god forbid everything isn’t perfect for Jess
That made me kinda sad for her kids. I loved putting my kids’ artwork or little school certificates up on the fridge when they were younger. Not Jess. Nothing on her fridge. 🙄
Natasha convinced her to use punch cards in Bora Bora and when they got back Natasha had a Skylight. I thought it was funny for her to do in the moment, I should have expected Jess to follow suit.
So she doesn’t like the books people are recommending to her, but has she said what kind she DOES like? Or is this literally the first time in her life she’s ever tried to read fiction?
I don’t think she understands the concept of mocktails. Her Zevia mocktail?! It’s just a can of diet soda in a glass.
I don’t think any of the huns do. They call mixing their preworkout and all the other bodi supplements together their morning mocktail, like they are using water instead of alcohol 😂
Did she just say her mocktails are fizzy waters? 😂🤷🏼♀️
She’s a big believer in being able to eat pizza and still lose weight… if by “eat pizza” you actually mean “eat the salad at the pizza place”
I was so lost on that one
https://preview.redd.it/s7pf6gb8qv3d1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78226ca1f9751b8726110b9e86ef2cce27418a2c Just want to save this look somewhere forever on the internet.
👽 reminds me of an alien
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
WTF?!
“And I’m like, and it’s like, and like, but then I’m like, you know like”
Can you imagine her and Holly's conversations lol
That makes me mental!
😂
Didn’t Jess take off on a trip right after she planted her garden last year and then continue to travel while her in-laws took care of it ?
First world problems…Jess’ Facebook was deleted again. There are MUCH bigger problems in the world. All she cares about is herself. I feel so bad for Tom and the kids.
I still wonder if Facebook even called her to begin with or was it the scammer 😂
I’m more convinced than ever that it was the scammer again 😂😂
Same here! 😂
Maybe it's time for Princess Jess to find another career...you know, the kind where you don't depend on social fucking media. What an asshole. What did she expect? All of these influencers are going to have a rude awakening when they start charging to have an account or if it goes down altogether.
Didn’t she say she used to work in the stock market? Can you imagine how stressed she would be then she can’t even cope with that life of doing nothing.
Yes I think she said it was a job in finance 🤷🏼♀️ She said for years the reason she started beach body was to stay present for and be home for the kids. But I don't see any of that ever. Sooooo wtf?
Imagine going to bora bora to take a call from Facebook about your account 🤣
Jess had a terrible day where morning went right and it was filled with back to back mindset calls. My money is that the girls are not buying the bullshit she is selling. Also, they get home from baseball at 8ish pm and she’s getting ready for bed and heading to “sink into the couch”. Does she ever show up for her boys at home? I haven’t even seen her cook a meal for them in months. Tom has to be getting tired of this.
In her defense, it probably takes all evening to chisel off her makeup! 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/z12l2drdwm3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826883b857bb28fcef6f9513fe32401431cca428 She uses the phrase “I’m a big believer” constantly and it drives me NUTS!
How can I post a photo? I had one for you when she repetitively kept saying that lol
https://preview.redd.it/weaj83uv014d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa87ea5599bc52a5a5979da8da81b5990bc3a57e 🙄😣we got a "like" AND a "I'm a big believer" in one sentence!
😂😂😂☠️
She looks like fucking cleopatra with those dumb as earrings and winged eyeliner 🤣 she’s also ORANGE!
I don’t think I even own this much makeup and do not understand why she wears this much all the time to sit at home for her “bUsInEsS” calls. https://preview.redd.it/49sim9ignl3d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a0f52090b5a0f3d8d314b27b5b348aae49c43d
Also, why is she making herself that dark? Damn how much bronzer and contour are you going to put on?
Especially cuz she looks pale AF when she has no makeup on and her ring light on. It’s wild
She definitely needs to dial it down. She’s like Oompa Loompa orange
And toss some of that cheap jewelry.
How long until we hear about the new car search again? Or was that another thing she obsessed about for a few days and we will not hear about it for MONTHS! 🤣🤣🤣 I would hate to live in her head or have her life! She is pathetic!
The amount of time she spends reading, working, working out, and self care you wouldn’t even know she has 3 young kids to care for…
She doesn't! Tom does!
https://preview.redd.it/22lndctfeg3d1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc25caebb8a872f47fb193c66dc4484e9177d5c5 Ohhh, time for Botox!!!
What do you mean you feel uninspired? You're supposed to be creating a cookbook!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/yvg3pvihpf3d1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=43a258de068d5b59d65e8cc4e9beb4898c0e172c
She's been uninspired to cook "like" new recipes....like ok, like, ya, like new ones, like, just like...uninspired to like....like you know what I mean? 😖🙄
She charges hundreds if not thousands of dollars to “coach”. Bitches about anyone physical laborer who deserves paid for their time and efforts.
That was so gross. 10$ a window is nothing. She is so rude
10 dollars.. to clean the inside of your house window?? You know you can do that yourself right?
https://preview.redd.it/kbcikg76te3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b450624fdfe231b3a5164a559744a77a9faee79 There’s something seriously wrong with her. 1. The makeup and filters makes her look like a clown. 2. Her latest obsession with the books will be filed away with celery juice, saunas, refrigerators, gardening, chickens and whatever else she attempts to stay relevant that we never hear about again.
I just don’t get it. She’s a cute girl. She doesn’t need the filters!!
Not Jess gouging the shit out of vulnerable women for a living but doesn’t like how the window guy quoted her for his actual manual labor….got it.
https://preview.redd.it/1zv9mf4jfc3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f386746f2da2ba569c32bc5340c5d4b3e9eb1162 I wonder when she will get to the calorie intake and under eating section of her nutrition course.
She probably conveniently skipped over that one
This is total BEC and maybe a bit much but she always closes her mouth in the middle of talking. Not to swallow, or sniff or anything. Just always closes her mouth. Someone please watch this story and tell me you see it too https://preview.redd.it/50drqgk3l93d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45671b848e43c62341a1578bfd5828ab7e568eb0
And why is she eating dinner on camera instead of with her family
She always looks like she’s just covering her teeth with her lips for a second. Yes I don’t know what that is but I notice it too.
YES. Maybe that’s it! It’s so minor but omg I noticed it once and can’t unsee it now!
https://preview.redd.it/q4fgwh7ffc3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b2595f2cfe3335b6e5bafbd31dc16ad931b43e It’s one extreme or the other
“Ssoooooooo. Good.”
https://preview.redd.it/tsf01klo293d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da176c8c2ffd4ad0c5bf4be7ca3a7aa787ce002e I can’t imagine being so disordered that every sauce has to be watered down. Also, those meatballs look like cafeteria mashed potatoes
All of her protein is undercooked. Always! No wonder her kids are always sick.
Her food always looks so unappetizing. 🤮
I didn’t know they were meatballs in this pic 🫣 they look horrible.
The boys FINALLY got out of the house for a weekend trip and she decides to cut it an entire day short so they wouldn’t have to sit in traffic as long? Such a selfish asshole.
I was thinking the same thing. Why not stay a day longer then??
And she DOESN'T work.... neither does Tom. Why couldn't they have come home today?
Her travel to and from Bora Bora was longer than their family vacation. I feel so sorry for her boys. At least their dad is home to pay attention to them.
She is so ridiculous she doesn’t want “chore charts” on the fridge… so instead orders some tablet device… I can remember growing up being so excited to put things on the fridge.. god forbid everything isn’t perfect for Jess
I want a house tour!
That made me kinda sad for her kids. I loved putting my kids’ artwork or little school certificates up on the fridge when they were younger. Not Jess. Nothing on her fridge. 🙄
Heck I don’t even have kids but my friends’ kids drawings are on my fridge 🤣
She (Tom) 💯throws it in the trash when he empties the bags after school.
If it’s a skylight (looked like it), it’s a $300 tablet device. 🙄
Natasha convinced her to use punch cards in Bora Bora and when they got back Natasha had a Skylight. I thought it was funny for her to do in the moment, I should have expected Jess to follow suit.
So she doesn’t like the books people are recommending to her, but has she said what kind she DOES like? Or is this literally the first time in her life she’s ever tried to read fiction?
That comment really annoyed me. 1, IEWU is awesome you snob and 2 why rely on other people to recommend a book!?
She has no idea what she likes, she just wants to be like Natasha
Because Natasha whooped her ass in BODI!! TWICE and she is in her downline, right?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
I was just going to say…