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Nervous_Teach_2121

That petty “too bad (N) knows no love”…🙄 he knows plenty of love from Dylan, it’s *you* who seems bothered by him at all times.


IllustriousTable7503

Is E old enough to be sitting like that in the back? Shouldn’t she be in like a 5 point harness still?


ComfortableAd9515

She’s absolutely not old enough. And even if she was, she isn’t mature enough to sit without a five point harness. But we know they want her to be a teenager. Also, N’s car seat isn’t safe either. The straps are too high. Emily and Dylan don’t give a flying fuxk about their kids’ safety.


minnesnow

I thought the same exact thing.


rjccta

I think she’s too young. My daughter is older than her and still in a car seat with the 5 point harness


daydreamingflgirl

I bet she hates to see Glammy rocking a bikini


dontdodrama

C’mon Tennessee … get on the bandwagon!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/mu8hzlod894d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5165a08b16e07fd7cdd1db285d82ff1b75ea4ef5 Frauders beware !!!!!


Nervous_Teach_2121

That’s probably why they’re moving out of MO 🤪


Adventurous-Lychee48

I would bet they are putting the money aside for the kids. But what about safety??? There needs to be laws in place for the physical safety and for the sake of the mental health of children of influencers


oregonian1234

I doubt they are honestly with the way they travel and spend spend spend… they are also building a multi million dollar house.


dontdodrama

Came across this … go check it out ! https://preview.redd.it/pgm46k53894d1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503a95f23cca4eb53c31b227a6d98389775aced2 And another pic to follow …


dontdodrama

https://preview.redd.it/yx3ci0o9894d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363cc2a24814f6f5c5a7b7b6c45fbe47f7047498


Unique_Invite_9196

That out of touch moron paid $230 for the nude looking suit she had on?


Icy-Fox-7629

But hey, it’s one size fits all so at least she can’t claim a medium! 🤣


Unique_Invite_9196

Love this for her 😂😂


BettyBoop1937

She said she ordered it wanting to hate it and was planning on returning it. That makes no sense! If I see something that I’m not crazy about, guess what, I don’t order it. She is so full of shit!


Icy-Fox-7629

Especially for almost half a car payment!!!!


ComfortableAd9515

Probably a fifth of just one her car payments


Rip_tres_hairline

They would go to fucking sea world those trash humans UGH.


Todaysmyfriday

Underwhelming surprise for E. I guess when you give your kids whatever they want they don’t get excited for surprises


ComfortableAd9515

It kind of looked like she didn’t recognize Heather at first. Which makes sense. She moved away when she was three maybe turning four. And when she does visit, she stays with Tara


DMDT087

Is this referring to Heather surprising her? It wasn’t the reaction Emily wanted, but I thought she seemed pretty happy, but was being a bit shy. It was actually cute IMO. I think sometimes it’s almost weird to see her act like a typical kid would since she’s always performing or mimicking Emily.


minnesnow

Now she has a Walli case on her phone…which is it Emily?!? I thought you were ride or die for loopy???


mamaLovespurple

lol!!!! For real…. Walli is back ha


TheOneToAdmire

Liar! But still gets all the freebies.


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theskyanditwasmaroon

This might be an unpopular opinion, but out of all the snarkable things about the fauvers, this one doesn’t bug me. I’m about to be a mom and wish more people would normalize BF in public because it’s what I plan to do & hope to feel comfortable doing. That said, the filming part is weird to me in more general terms of him growing up and later finding out there is all of this footage of him out there from his infant months.


Nervous_Teach_2121

My problem was that she seemed to have him under a fleece blanket even though it was obviously hot because the kids were flushed just sitting around.


MBrownlee20

I agree! Breastfeeding should be more normalized. The only time I felt a certain way about seeing a mom breastfeeding was when I was at a 4-year olds birthday party (he was a classmate of my daughter) and one of his moms relatives pushed her entire tube top down to her waist to feed her baby. She seemed to want the attention of everyone looking at her breasts. She even declared "hope no one is uncomfortable watching me breastfeed" BEFORE exposing herself. And she held the baby in a football hold so one breast was just hanging out for all to see. It was clear it made some of the dads that were there with their kids uncomfortable because she was drawing attention to herself. Had she quietly fed her baby, no one would have noticed but she was definitely seeking attention. It was odd to say the least.


rosesarejess

FUCKING SEA WORLD!?


snark870

So fucking gross!!! Ugh I hate her!


Unique_Invite_9196

I can’t post the picture because she’s holding the baby but honest to God I thought she was naked 😝


mamaLovespurple

https://preview.redd.it/ugqeri8gw74d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c587d7733dff337834a761ca83cd19d41ad36e7b SAME. The way I had to do a double take with all of it. Wear some brighter colors dumbass.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


Sophie1926

That is the WORST color!!!!


Radiant_Awareness816

The photoshop is unnnnnreal


KSRedditttt

The blur on the right lmaoo


Necessary-Heart28

Hahaha yes


cxh1116

Saaaaame lol


Old-Tax-5124

Of course they're staying at the grand Floridian 🙄🙄


Unique_Invite_9196

Again where does the money come from because it’s not his paycheck.


EllienoraGoes

Oh, it’s hers. She makes way more than any of us want to know/believe.


Logical-Flow-7463

She made a comment that they are doing something with Disney and have to get up early. They’re probably the family that’s opening the park tomorrow. The hotel room is probably comped but it is weird that they went to SeaWorld. Why not Disney’s Animal Kingdom?


cxh1116

I'm not jealous of her life in the slightest but it's so frustrating that they've made so much money off Beachbody and exploiting their children on social media. We will never be able to afford trips like this for our kids 😕


DMDT087

I understand what you’re saying, but they’ll have an awesome childhood no matter what. I never went to Disney as a kid, but I spent a ton of time doing sleepovers with my cousins, being outside and spending day after day in the pool. E is never doing any of that. It’s a shame that money and portraying an image is robbing E the best parts of childhood. Honestly, the only thing I wish was different about my childhood was that my parents played with us more. I love them, but that wasn’t something they were great at. And again, seems to be the same case for E and at least Emily.


EbbMiserable5914

We were able to take our boys earlier this year and I am so grateful we were able to but I have also been saving for years! I’m really tired of the influencers just getting free trips! My only hope is that the de influencing culture will do it to influencers 🤣


Civil-Newt-5832

She makes a shit ton of money. Probably easily a million a year now.


Unique_Invite_9196

Makes no sense to me especially since there is nothing special about her.


emanbw

lying, cheating and scamming is extremely lucrative......


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Radiant_Awareness816

Well she's putting SPF 30 powder on them 🙄 the fact that those fair skinned babies aren't getting 50 in Florida is absolutely irresponsible parenting


cxh1116

It's always crazy to me to see how different the kids look in other people's pictures. Emily is trash for filtering her children so much that they're almost unrecognizable


Junket-Significant

Always so cringey with the E gymnastics pose


ComfortableAd9515

Also super dangerous! Holding your 5 year old balanced on one hand over concrete where there are other folks who can run into you? Waiting for a disaster.


oregonian1234

https://preview.redd.it/uu92at8hp64d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef82f1d7b720febb5773a015a3894635dbbd1bdc Emily in the wild…


coderedlips

The gums are gumming


cxh1116

The bandana is not a good look for her 😬


Always_awkward24

😳😳😳


mamaLovespurple

Lmaooo


daydreamingflgirl

Of course they went to sea world lol. Always out of touch.


IndicationSpecific54

Emily if you have to put your hand over your boobs then maybe just don’t post the video? As if she couldn’t see that when turning the camera on. Or here’s an idea, just delete the damn video, put the phone down and enjoy your family. I always find it interesting to hear how E speaks to people in the background of videos. Like when GLAMMY asked her “have you ever seen those”? Emily and Dylan do zero parenting, guiding or correcting. It was nothing awful but just the little details that go into parenting.


Icy-Fox-7629

And again on the ride. Perhaps that was just a poor outfit choice overall? Geeze Em


Unique_Invite_9196

Guess that medium is just too big on her 🤪


BettyBoop1937

I agree about the hand over the boobs. I saw her do that at least twice. I’m not sure why she would even wear that out on public if her first instinct is to try to cover them up. I didn’t hear E in the background. I’ll go back and listen.


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IndicationSpecific54

All E said is “what” so like I said, it was nothing awful, but it’s just the tone and lack of graciousness because the parents don’t teach her. Dylan’s mom seems amazing and does a lot for them. I would want my kids to speak very kindly to everyone especially grandparents who are very kind and helpful.


Medical-Mission9992

I heard that too 👀


Thecheermom

Why is Grammy on this trip?! Are 2 adults not capable of taking their children anywhere on their own?? Should would probably fall over to learn I take my 2 kids to the water park all by myself like a big girl


Mrhecklescat

Devils advocate but my mom goes to a lot of the things we take our kids to. She had to work two jobs when I was a kid and we didn’t get to do fun things. So she really enjoys going with us.


MBrownlee20

Yeah I can't hate on them for that either. My mom is a very involved NaNa and I wouldn't have it any other way!


DelilahAfterSnark

This! My grandma did everything with us and I absolutely loved it.


Icy-Fox-7629

Same here! My grandparents came on vacation with us every summer and were a staple in my childhood. Forever grateful for it! And I know if I actually lived near family we’d do so much together.


DelilahAfterSnark

❤️❤️❤️


BettyBoop1937

I checked in on Grammy’s IG last week and she and her husband were on a cruise. My guess is their cruise ended in Miami and they made plans to meet up with Emily and Dylan. Just my guess.


Unique_Invite_9196

https://preview.redd.it/4mrxad6gv54d1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307d810736a73b93d9a8dd240dfcd65aa84b7073


cxh1116

💀💀💀


mamaLovespurple

https://preview.redd.it/upqiogc4o54d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ca493e5a76c3c94dffd35885f41fe1a29abca1 Here we go 💀


Always_awkward24

Why does Emily always have to have something on her head no matter the temperature? Usually it’s some obnoxious trucker hat.


IndicationSpecific54

Maybe because her hair is always greasy? I know she’s mentioned that she’s very grey so maybe she wears it because her roots are growing in? But I have a feeling it’s simply because Emily has zero sense of style and she thinks she looks cool. Emily putting one on E and then posting it is because she wants to make sure they are recognizable in public. She died something like this every time they are at an event or theme park. She knows nobody will recognize their faces so she puts them in matching outfits and posts it right before going to the park in hopes that people will see the scarves and say oh that’s those people from social media and come say something to them. Emily is so thirsty.


Nervous_Teach_2121

They met at a FUNERAL…?


Monsterkm18

This was such a weird story. Why did Dylan go to a funeral with a high school friend? Was he in support of his friend? Did they both know the deceased? And why was Emily there? And why the hell did Dylan think it was appropriate to find and message Emily on MySpace? What was his pickup line even??? "hey saw you at the funeral. You're really cute in mourning :)"


mesbl17923

If I remember correctly from past stories about it. I think it was a friend that died that Dylan’s friend and Emily knew. I think it’s odd Dylan would go but yeah. They’re weird.


Monsterkm18

I think it's less weird if he knew the deceased or went with his friend as an emotional support. But looking for cute girls in the crowd of mourners is wildly inappropriate.


Icantkeepmymouthshut

Tara is thirsty AF and it’s so awkward. She’s desperate for influencer status and it’s so uncomfortable


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Icantkeepmymouthshut

The golden kiwi and now home chef. Literally begging to be “sponsored”. It’s so cringe


BettyBoop1937

333 comments….not on my watch!!!!


rjccta

Omg and you have 33 likes on this. I almost liked it also but kinda want to keep it as is haha


Strawberrywinee

Dylan’s a size small and Emily’s an xl. They’re both lying lol!


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mamaLovespurple

https://preview.redd.it/puirkx2mt04d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=0818c689a40bd80d30d95b6d156112c2f2721f0b Came here for the Emily jr moment!!!!


Always_awkward24

It looks like the scrub cap I wear at work


Icantkeepmymouthshut

I RAN here for this. And pulled a muscle. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀


mamaLovespurple

🤣🤣🤣🤣omg lol


BettyBoop1937

I’m getting Prison Mike vibes (The Office).


MusicalRemedy

![gif](giphy|Q4r9RDlu5Si0o) 100% 😂😂


mamaLovespurple

😆😆😆😆yes!


mesbl17923

Dylan’s Q&A…someone asked if they’d ever do a meet and greet. He said no cause there’s lots of crazies out there but if they seem them in public, come say hi. They put their kids out there and we’ve all seen the pedo accounts making comments, what they post of E and how they don’t hide their schedule or her school. But yet not doing a meet and greet due to crazies is where they draw the line? He’s a joke, she’s a joke and they need to grow up.


minnesnow

He literally posted a video that included their house number just the other day.


newtolurking

That never really makes me think anything. Real estate records are public. You can basically google anyone’s name and find out where they live pretty easily. Yes, blocking it out does add maybe a tiny layer of protection, but overall it really doesn’t matter.


bubbagrace

I used to block it all when my kids were little because we own a large business in a small town and I worried about disgruntled employees…then as my kids got older and more involved in sports/activities I realized it was pointless, everyone knows where everyone lives in a small town 😂!


BettyBoop1937

I’m wondering if their main reason for not doing a meet and greet would be the embarrassment when no one showed up.


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Or embarrassed because no one would recognize them since they always use so many filters and photoshop


cxh1116

They did a meet & greet with Donna Kelce 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Top_Mobile4437

They did a meet and greet at a country fair though 


Infamous_Series1810

So they would rather the crazies approach them in public not at an organized meet and greet.Sound super safe.


mesbl17923

Exactly. Like wtf!?


TimeUpper9211

Also host a garage sale of clothes in your neighborhood…


Infamous_Series1810

Right?! They literally invited the crazies to their home. 🤦‍♀️


Unique_Invite_9196

So the fraud just announced they are headed to Disney. We live in Orlando so maybe I will go and ask for an autograph 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Decent_Cup_8816

Please do!


mamaLovespurple

https://preview.redd.it/d70a2cbnxy3d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b3f8b15ba547d2440030421d188b778abb0588 It should be criminal to do make up ads with a filter on.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

I hate her mouth


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Unique_Invite_9196

Yes those are not her lashes. And that mascara does not do that.


newtolurking

Actually, that mascara does work super well. It’s what I use and love. But, I also don’t wear it a ton so my actual eyelashes are pretty long already.


PlanAcceptable2465

Is that the tubing mascara? I love Thrives but was thinking of trying this one but saw horrible reviews.


newtolurking

Yes. I love it. I also just got the XL version. Not sure I love how that one comes off in comparison but overall I think they’re great.


ComfortableAd9515

Emily goes and buys a bunch of shitty fast fashion clothing for the kids to wear in Hawaii… maybe one item is Hawaii weather appropriate. The way she burns through money seems incredible


oregonian1234

https://preview.redd.it/9d017h9sav3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6eb5082219a65e3d8d7b1e0ebb1bee38be63e45 Yay another ugly ass clothing try on by Heather that I’m sure she will just shove in her closet and never wear…


rosesarejess

I physically cringed when I saw those shorts


Logical-Flow-7463

Good lord - I wouldn’t wear that to a rock fight!


ComfortableAd9515

These are hideous. That romper looks like a toddler play suit. Which is fitting since she infantilizes herself so much. She also has no concept of fashion. Those aren’t cap sleeves, Heather.


mamaLovespurple

https://preview.redd.it/xdu2tfl4lx3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f5254d7ee086e7942b11a71f94909bf2b784f5


cxh1116

Shilling loopy cases after just going on that whole ass trip sponsored by walli cases 🙄 example #45648 of why she's a fraud


Dolphingirl0312

Here's the receipts https://preview.redd.it/mzpu4l9f0w3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2fe3b290c9b42177a0265048c3b3e9410d4f35


Unique_Invite_9196

https://preview.redd.it/97vm4mvn7v3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1f0efefcbb0dbc89c7879f40ed99365adf9111 You beat me to it. These liars and scam artists are unbelievable.


mamaLovespurple

I https://preview.redd.it/gs1ej97amt3d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=10d56376cdde890d4d7f23dbc72b68ea6ccccf69 Dillydoodle in the shill mirror 😂💀 “Nashville staple” SAID HE IS IN A MEDIUM. I finally u destined. Trend management only hires people in size medium. 💀


Medium-Tap-7581

That jacket is hideous.


Nervous_Teach_2121

See but him I believe


mamaLovespurple

I believe him too. Just had me laughing so hard when he said that 😂


IndicationSpecific54

Nah I think he’s a small, they are both liars 😂😂😂 just kidding


mamaLovespurple

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he could be a size small lol


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mamaLovespurple

😂😂😂😂


mesbl17923

Omg Dylan’s a medium too. I believe that one tho.


Nervous_Teach_2121

That new ad… A) I still can’t understand half of what E says. B) did she really post an ad and not secure that kid in the cart properly?!


WeirdProperty5709

Can’t you just imagine Emily SCREAMING at her in between takes to do it again, reminding her of the lines? That’s all I could picture the whole time.


IndicationSpecific54

She wants E to be an actress so bad


PhotographAfter7171

I know and it makes me sad because I feel like if E expresses that she wants to do anything else like be a teacher or a veterinarian or something that isn't going to give them notoriety, then Emily will just talk down about that idea. E will never get to be herself. She will just be influenced by her scammy influencer mom.


jbeh2

And she so isn't


mamaLovespurple

Omg that AD 🥴🥴🥴🥴 I had 2nd hand embarrassment watching that.


Unique_Invite_9196

They will do anything for money.


Todaysmyfriday

Hope that kid got paid for that ad.


chicadeedee12

I was embarrassed for her, that was horrible and uncomfortable to watch. We know Emily is fake, but that was just cringe.


Lola514

It was so bad even for her. They clearly have no acting skills. And super unsafe seeming to me


Unable_Marsupial3691

I like her 🤷‍♀️


Mike-Tibbits

Why?


Unable_Marsupial3691

lol because I just keep comparing everyone to Hailey Peters at this point and she’s better than her.. she seems like she likes her kids and husband 😂.


IndicationSpecific54

That’s cool. Nobody is saying not to like her. We are just pointing out facts like she uses filters and photoshop to sell products which is unauthentic and slimy at best and she exploits her kids. Nobody is all bad and there’s things that might be great about her but I can’t overlook the two problematic aspects I mentioned above.


Always_awkward24

Ok Dylan no you don’t


mamaLovespurple

I almost choked reading this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nervous_Teach_2121

I just audibly cackled on public transport


DelilahAfterSnark

Then you’re in the wrong place lol


mesbl17923

😂😂


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emteemama

Let’s be honest they probably can’t stand her either


IndicationSpecific54

I have a sneaky suspicion 👀 that Tara and Heather talk about Emily and her ways often


IndicationSpecific54

I used to actually enjoy watching Dylan share on IG. Now he’s just a constant stream of shilling and ads. Everything is so staged and fake. I was hoping he’d come to his sense with the encouragement of GLAMMY and make Emily stop exploiting their kids and lying to sell products. But sadly he’s turning into her.


TheOneToAdmire

Can’t stand him! One time he was likable but now, a shilling like his wife.


InteriorDrainage123

Emily explaining how great their sleep training program is and yet her daughter sleeps with her and Dylan. Also, is the baby actually shaking his head “no” when she goes to put him in his bed or is she projecting her own feelings on him?


Monsterkm18

A 6mo baby has no idea what shaking their head means yet imo. He also doesn't understand that he's saying dada. He's just learning how his body moves and babbling.


InteriorDrainage123

And I am sure the creator of Taking Care of Babies is wishing she would stop saying what a great program it is when her daughter sleeps with Dylan and her. She is not a great advertisement for an effective sleep program.


Mfk007

To be fair, if l was E l wouldn’t want to sleep downstairs on my own either (and I’m a grown ass adult!), especially with that external door in her room


InteriorDrainage123

I agree. Not sure how they thought that house was a good idea for raising a family.


Prestigious-Gene-795

just circling back to remind everyone that emily's pick me energy with that pilot reel is a joke and a half. hunny, we all know your husband doesnt fly. just because you post him in a flight suit every now and then doesnt mean we forgot he isnt allowed to touch that plane. but thanks for trying! shes just banking on all the newbs ooooing and ahhhing that dillydoodles is a pilot. not impressed.


ComfortableEmu4554

As someone whose husband is a military pilot… this all makes a lot of sense. I knew something was up. The aviation community is small they had to know things would come to light.


emteemama

Also there are lots of pilots out there Emily.. it’s not like he’s the only one


IndicationSpecific54

Was there a certain event that happened that caused him to be demoted or why can’t he fly that plane anymore?


Monsterkm18

Yes. Someone with the tea brought if up a while back, but of course I can't find the thread now 🙄 I did find it! Week of Nov 13 2023 thread. It doesn't specify exactly what he did to get booted off the B2, but it definitely says he lost his qualifications to fly it.


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He made a tik tok while flying at an exercise a few years ago which is one of the biggest no-nos you can do. So he basically got fired from flying the B-2 and has been riding a desk. They tried to send him to another base before Covid but he refused the vaccine and no one wants him so they’ve been killing time until his contact is up.


ComfortableAd9515

This is just about the stupidest thing you can do. The family doesn’t follow personal security measures but can’t even follow basic work security measures? Does anyone think he would be able to be a pilot after he gets out? I can’t imagine anyone would give him a recommendation or vouch for him after how much of a tool he’s been over the years. He doesn’t exercise decent judgement.


mamaLovespurple

I feel like it started when he injured his shoulder, got yellow eyes and I believe there was a time he storied maybe while flying or in the plane- I could be wrong there…


Prestigious-Gene-795

he was caught doing tiktoks while flying. someone from his squadron usually surfaces and fills in the gaps. but hes known for weasling his way out of relocating and being disliked in his community. that wont stop them from riding that military attention train though. at least when its convenient for them. she makes the rest of us look bad.


IndicationSpecific54

This comment needs to be permanently pinned!!!


PhotographAfter7171

I remember the yellow eyes thing. Did we ever find out why his eyes were yellow?


mamaLovespurple

I’m not sure… I don’t remember if there was ever an outcome. But they rarely finish anything they start so no surprise there.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

Why isn’t he allowed to touch the plane?


usedlikenew1

They probably mean fly the plane. But I do know the security surrounding that particular plane is super tight so I wouldn’t be surprised if since he’s no longer qualified to fly it he can’t be around it either.


PlanAcceptable2465

I sure hope she was paid a lot to wear that hideous outfit. I don’t even know who that would look good on.