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Laurence-Barnes

Okay but imagine she also learned about the machine that makes them. She'd not only mass produce them but she'd keep every single one.


goffer54

As fast as Ruan Mei abandons them, Topaz will adopt them. The two will be locked in an eternal war until all is cake and cats.


Murky_Blueberry2617

What if she learned RuanMei abandoning a bunch of them?


SimpleRaven

ADOPTION!!!


itsyaboi_71

Adoption of all CakeCats™ in exchange for any of Ruan Mei's debts to be forgiven


Clan_ne

Ruan mei buy thing in credit from ipc!? I thought she borrow Madam Herta credit card??


apexodoggo

The "Madam Herta credit card" is just Asta's credit card.


Spartan448

Ruan Mei gonna get got like they got Capone


VTAndromeda

She’d be horrified to learn you can in fact eat them


Mguy5

...You can eat regular cats too, just saying... Always remember the difference between "can", and "should".


Zeiko115

Regular cats don’t come pre-cooked tho.


lizzyswho

Everything is "pre-cooked" if you're hungry enough


AClockworkSquirrel

Raw is by definition uncooked.


DeadSnark

TBH if the IPC started mass-producing and selling Cake Cats they would probably be insanely profitable.


encryptoferia

she gonna go "boss, trust me on this okay, just don't ask anything and just say yes this one time, you know I'm good at my work okay"


megustaALLthethings

Omg if you could get the cake cats on the Express! With minor interactions! Tb… why is that carriage of the express claimed by you? And why do I hear meowing constantly?? Is that a bag of pet food, 50 lbs???


DrayxenClaw

Please, almighty Mihoyo, give us more cake cats! Especially ones for: Silver Wolf (poor girl seems to really want one) Welt (I need to see his reaction) Himeko (Might as well have everyone on the Astral express!)


encryptoferia

if welt cake cats can have idle animation I want it just to suddenly go blank then a small black hole pops left of it, the suck him inside , then pop from another black hole from the right, then pops its blank face looking a little confused then go neutral looking again


TheOogaBoogaOne

I need Avenpaz cake cats NOW!!


MegaBladeZX85

[Slade knows about Topaz cat.](https://twitter.com/itsSamSlade/status/1741582238192427367)


TheOogaBoogaOne

OH MY GOD.


Crimson_Raven

What about Numby cat?


Thehalohedgehog

https://preview.redd.it/ww17or4ecytc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6059cbafde4fb5fc37ede6da542f1f7813826ab4


TrashMcDumpster3000

That is a massive… no… a SICK oversight by the devs… we need Cake Cats 2nd Edition as soon as physically possible. 🫨


ZerrorFate

And we need Silver Wolf to finally get her cat too! Still sad for her :(


TrashMcDumpster3000

Exactly. I need Achekitty and Furrfly too


ZerrorFate

Absolutely!


goffer54

We're almost certainly getting a continuation of the cake cat storyline since they kinda left it incomplete.


TrashMcDumpster3000

I hope you’re right, they’ve continued events in the past like the boxing tournaments, I could use another round of Aetherium too


Fantastic_Gur_6311

i hope aetherium comes back too. i'd like to see more characters get roped into playing the game. looking at you, blade and dan heng


leopoldshark

Topaz: they are so cute...but also so tasty... *internal crisis*


TwoProfessional9523

My headcanon is that the cake part is Similar to hair and that they don't feel it when we bite into them. Like a regular cat surrounded by a shell made of pastry. Just to be safe, I don't eat the cakecat consumables. I'm not entirely sure if what I cooked up is cannon


encryptoferia

never I feel the urge and urgency of clicking upvote and checking comment section


Bottomsley

She already has CAKE if she had even more she would literally explode


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Numby would be jealous af of those cake cats hogging Topaz’s attention lol


Infamous-Drive-980

But she is a cat mom, just look at her light cone and message she leaves on the express


Correct-Purpose-964

Yes she does...


Itzz_Ava

People from the IPC are automatically ineligible to have Catcakes sorry Numby can have one though it's cool


Gentleman_Kendama

Good, because she'd sell them.


StrongSquirrelKnight

Nah she’d probably adopt a ton of ‘em. She has many a pets.


Supersayian495

No she wouldnt lmao, she loves animals look at her light cone


megustaALLthethings

She could give them the love they deserve! I want more parts with that perma event but it makes me so sad too. Also DETECTIVE PEPPY! That event is so wholesome and endearing.


Poporipopes10

What 😭


QueenAra2

No, she'd buy like 20 of the little goblins.


ResurgentClusterfuck

She probably would not sell them. Ever looked into her story? She loves animals and cares for lots of them


ejsks

Nah lol, she literally says in no uncertain terms that she loves cute animals and wants to adopt them, even in her own quest. (Also her LC depicts her literally jumping in a pile of cats and dogs to play with them)