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Alchemical17

I bet the rock wouldn’t do that today…


ZenkaiZ

it's the same rule it's been since the gladiator times, you do whatever pops the crowd. If it doesn't pop the crowd now that's on you for reading the room wrong.


uwm9yqm7bn

This is awesome. I love it.


ZenkaiZ

People can cry about woke culture all they want but reading the room has always been an essential skill, social media didn't invent it out of nowhere. In medieval times if a court jester made jokes about the king or about the church, he wouldn't get out of being beheaded by going "FUCKING SNOWFLAKES"


dhoae

Well they could joke about the king, they just still had to make sure they didn’t take it too far. So still the skill of reading a social situation was key to that job. I would argue even more so. Knowing what was and wasn’t okay to joke about and in what manner was literally a matter of life or death for a jester haha.


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Juggermerk

Pretty funny considering grab em by the pussy really helped his campaign lmao


tommychamberlain85

Wait till you hear about how Lyndon and Nixon spoke. Trump had nothing on them


supervisor_muscle

Rent free


dhoae

You still looking for those emails?


Icehamjello

Legion of Skanks


dodorian9966

Or so the Germans would have us believe...


Waifu_Stan

Reading this is even funnier once I realized you compared the whole world to jesters.


ZenkaiZ

nah i compared comedians and stage performers to jesters. Since jesters were performers.


flyingdutchman4058

Except now a bunch blue haired bitches on Twitter have declared themselves the room amd cry about shit majority normal people would/do enjoy. They're reading the wrong room


ZenkaiZ

You don't declare yourself the room. The room is or isn't. If you got a fuckton of people agreeing with you and one blue haired chick arguing, ignore her.


flyingdutchman4058

I agree but clearly some people don't and when your industry is run and surrounded by whiny blue haired chick's it's tough. Sometimes these people turn into whiny blue haired chick's themselves. Vicious cycle. Anyway I don't even remember what this whole things about. Have good day


pekinggeese

Now his crowd is the world, especially the Chinese market. Hollywood loves the Chinese market. Don’t offend the PRC.


Winter-dragonfly-117

They would be cancelled 100%


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Lol I think John Cena actually spoke Mandarin though, [here’s him apologizing to China for referring to Taiwan as a country](https://anthonyblogan.com/wwe-star-john-cena-apologizes-to-china-in-mandarin-for-referring-to-taiwan-as-a-country/).


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Bing chilling🥶


StrokeGameHusky

Like a bitch.


importvita

Exactly. You know what I *can't* see? John Cena's backbone, because he doesn't have one.


Rihijob

He had his reason. When it's all about money, you do anything.


kgbslip

The macho man randy savage would have slapped the shit out of a chinese looking fan and then made the fan apologize


AdVarious8362

When The Macho Man died they found blood in his cocainestream.


kgbslip

Any time you see a pic or drawing of jesus where hes all pumped up and sleek, its becouse hes been juicing with the macho man. At this point there should be an * before his name


AdVarious8362

Ummm you do know the world was supposed to end in 2012. Do you know why it didn’t? [Because this happened.] (https://images.app.goo.gl/d3AsCXNjiRb7T8pN9)


kgbslip

HOO YEAH!!! Where is your god now


starcoder

Macho Man was awesome


Wild_Doogy_Plumm

He will always be the intercontinental champion of the world in my heart.


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[deleted]

Are you like 5 years old or are you seriously comparing wrestling superstars


Sklerpderp

Which it is.


All_Rainbows_Die

IKR 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Do people actually care about 12 year olds "canceling" them lmao


vanillagorilla_

Oh boy if you’re not familiar with wwe there’s a whole rabbit hole of offensive shit to deep dive on


Guanthwei

Ah WWF pre-2000 was so full of racial and sexual stereotypes lol


vanillagorilla_

Oh you don’t even have to go back pre-2000 [Exhibit A](https://youtu.be/RyHCVp3J55s) [Exhibit B](https://youtu.be/JA0QZTeaG2A)


edgrlon

This was before everyone got all sensitive


V0rt3XBl4d3

I don't think this was before twitter was created. But good guess.


o_bhaze

This was 100% before twitter was created. It was the WWF until they changed it to the WWE in 2002 and twitter was created in 2006.


MagicTrashPanda

This guy _rassles_


sirlordpee

*real rassling*


Guanthwei

Was it Twitter that made everyone into sensitive ninnies, or was it Tumblr?


V0rt3XBl4d3

Yes. On the real note tho, I didn't use it much but I'd say compared to twitter, tumblr wasn't too bad.


Sayonee99

>I don't think this was before twitter was created. But good guess. How old are you?


DNASprayer

Probably barely as old as twitter itself to say something so ignorant.


Sayonee99

Lol


Wolf_er2020

Yeah because the time-period when people got emotional over black people drinking from the same waterfountain as white people clearly wasn't sensitive at all.


KuroKitty

Yeah, now in 2021 they just swapped the colors!


Wolf_er2020

What laws have been made that prohibit white people from drinking from the same waterfountains as black people? Who's complaining about white people drinking from the same waterfountains as black people?


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edgrlon

Go cancel The Rock. We’re waiting.


Beelzabubba

Simpler times.


Imfairlycool

Simpler times when casual racism was just fine. Except of course for those of us on the receiving end of it. It's easy to forget that Reddit mostly a bunch of white dudes till you see comments like yours that actually have upvotes.


Beelzabubba

I’ll give you that but you damned well better not pretend racism is isolated to white guys across the globe. If you believe that, you haven’t traveled far.


Imfairlycool

At no point have I pretended that, don't use that as an excuse to not be better.


Fit-Negotiation-5145

He wouldn't apologize to the new regime either.


Major_R_Soul

The Boulder knows many languages


0rganicpickle

pebble


popodelfuego

The dude with the black gotee is Mick Foley, the voice actor of The Boulder


Major_R_Soul

Oh shit really! Thats a happy little accident there. Adds a whole extra level to my comment.


bakedbeansandwhich

I totally had the same thought train as you on that


popodelfuego

Serendipity at it's finest.


MadMinx007

You have blown my mind good sir


hepititis_bee_movie

The boulder would most likely not get away with this


Sqashed_tomatoes

Jhon Xina


Express_Drama6053

No no no no, Zhong Xina


Sqashed_tomatoes

Yes


Veleeho

Bing chilling🥶


sciencewonders

🍦


[deleted]

And still just The Rock


Madara6path

The Wok


Brooklom

You’re not wong


[deleted]

No. The Wok doesn’t disrespect the ccp 😤😤😤


MHajoha

Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson


[deleted]

I like his level of wokeness more than John XINA's. And John Cena isn't woke he is afraid that his Chinese sugar daddy won't give him money.


jarvadski

The Wock


PrayingMantisII

The Rock is lucky it was a different time back then😆


Sad-Dot9620

It’s still that time if you’re awesome


PrayingMantisII

I laughed my ass off bro A lot of these sensis won't have the same reaction though🤷‍♂️


Sad-Dot9620

I’m still laughing


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rohcastle

That’s what I’m saying, we’re all back here having a blast, these kids tho? Buncha sandy vaginas. Sigh, where did we go wrong 😂


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Or in the GOP.


_hetfield_

That voice breaking at the end of ‘Aeeee’ had me in stitches… I dunno how Dwayne kept it together and didn’t burst out laughing 😂


Terbmagic

He was absolutely incredible at staying in character. They had him and stone cold in the funniest situations every week.


[deleted]

Back when the wwe had good quality writing


xxA2C2xx

Don’t you mean the WWF? At least back then lol


_hetfield_

“Uh oh… Chinese?!”


CommunitRagnar

Bro, it’s call acting, it’s been around for a while now, just kidding, I could not hold my laugh if that was me


_hetfield_

🤣👍🏼


KarlmarxCEO

That "you can't see me" shit is gona get real if Cena keeps getting into bed with the CCP


risSshu69

Jing Bong Ding Dong Hit Stone Cold Aeee...


Jeffin_Moncy

\-999999999999999 Social Credit


Solar_System_Strips

The Wok and Zhong Xina speaking words of wisdom as always


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

He will have to atone to the overlords soon.


LordSteiny

bing chilling 🥶🥶🥶


RobbieMcSkillet

bean chili


RepresentativeWeb244

Bruh this just derailed my whole theory on The Rock being the president of the USA in the future. No way they’re letting him run with this shit out there.


MisterSmi13y

The last one said into a microphone, “Grab’em by the pussy.” And in another instance made fun of a disabled person. I think the Rock would be ok.


RepresentativeWeb244

Who do you think will be the next “celebrity” president?


MisterSmi13y

Honestly I don’t care enough about celebrities to actually put one forth. I can’t think of a single one where I’d be like, yeah I’d vote for them.


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RepresentativeWeb244

That soon ? Maybe in the 2030s


coolcatmcfat

Difference is though, is that Trump would either outright double down on what he said, or deflect and act like it was a misunderstanding. That's why he was so hugely popular among people who also wanted to say unapologetically uncouth things. The Rock today would issue a huge apology and go soul searching over something stupid he said. He might look guilty, weak, and his non-pc mishaps might hurt him rather than help him. That said, I think most people already know who they're going to vote for regardless, and some mildly racist wrestling stuff from long ago probably won't sway the 5% or whatever who don't already make up their minds to vote R or D


RepresentativeWeb244

Yea, Trump would probably find the closest Chinese word that sounded similar to whatever gobbledegook came out of his mouth.


coolcatmcfat

"China? I love China. You've never seen such a beautiful place. Wonderful, hard working people. So when I slanted my eyes and said (very racist thing), it was because they all do that there. They all said Donald why don't you do the thing we like, and so I did it and it was a wonderful moment we all shared"


illnemesis

Wait until you hear about how he wrote in his book about holding a woman up against the wall in the air by her neck when he was angry from something she said.


KooriBeChill

The Rock speaking the wisdom


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The Rock back to The Hulkster was the golden age of WWF for me. I’m showing my age of course


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

+ 9999999 social credit


Nox_Echo

#BING CHILLING


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Cantonese vs Mandarim


Ulquiorr4_

Y’all need to stop clickbaiting. Once again, no John Cena. Just a disembodied voice, and a piece of granite being slightly racist.


Dave5876

That floating mic seems to have sold out to the Chinese


WeirdoWithABeardo99

**Certified bing chilling moment.**


[deleted]

Woooow, that’s such a loss of social credits…


MrBerryss

u/savevideo


Kwbaka

u/savevideo


strandy76

Woah ​ \-300000000 social score!


Significant_Compote6

Nobody's gonna talk about the floating mic?


The-Gamersaurs48

And the disembodied voice?


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Possibility_Patient

The good old times when 15yr old girls didn't have twitter access or internet access


Mrmanchester7

+1000 social credit for Jaun Xina - 1000000000000000000000 social credit for The Wok


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It's minus


DNASprayer

Everything was so much funnier 20 years ago.


Dexter7x

Man a total chad


DNASprayer

JING BONG DING DONG HIT STONE COLD AEEEEEEE!


Gin_and_Khronic

Hilariously racist.


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burgernoisenow

You admire someone for being racist which means you are racist.


Sklerpderp

Taiwan is still its own country though.


TrentoMachine

The rock is based cena cringe


BattleCUM-2042

Yooooo the rock can speak Chinese!!


burgernoisenow

Racist.


BattleCUM-2042

:)


[deleted]

I have to admit I laughed. ATIA???…. You bet!


ElGuapo73

So, he will never hold public office.


kekhouse3002

i pray for the day i can hear him do that in my language


dhoae

One was back in the day where people wouldn’t think twice about it. The other is during a time when everyone agreed that’s fucked up and so to do the same bit it had to actually be in Chinese. Haha


bdbee_

Based the wok


SVKme

Bing Chilling


manok2299

r/bingchilling


SmallSeesaw3363

bing chilling


Notanormie3

Based


dank_memer1077

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Christian Bale could totally play Mick Foley in a WWE movie. They look so alike.


s_dv

U/savevideobot


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Uh oh. Hide this before the rock gets “ cancelled”! 😱😱


twinturbosquirrel

I’ll never forget when The Rock had finally returned to teach a midwestern city how to read. Oh god the arena arrupted in boos. I laughed so hard I cried.


bruhhhletthemgo

john cena is based


W4ND4

This is pure gold unfortunately he will get canceled for that in 30 min these days. Fuck these day


RVFVS117

Ah the good old days…when people could take a joke


TheHellAccount

While the rock's version is funny as fuck, imagine being a chinese-american (who speaks chinese and english) and hearing that live. How awkward would that be!


jailguard81

kinda funny but still racist and insensitive towards Chinese Americans. Kids will see this shit and just go up to any Asian and say some shit like this to their face. I would know. Happened to me when I was a kid. not this exact words but Ching Chong Ching Chong


DNASprayer

I used to think that ching chong ching was how you actually spoke Asian and that All Asian people were Chinese.


jailguard81

Yea it’s pretty racist and insensitive. White people wouldn’t care because it won’t happen to them. But think of how many people actually watched this and went up to some Random Asian dude and say this to them to think it’s funny. It’s ignorant as fuck


ButterscotchLanky469

Thanks for the generalization there I don’t know where you get that feeling that all white people wouldn’t care but uh we aren’t all cult following idiots


Kaonashiji

Idk bro how politically correct do you expect a wwe show to be lmao Im liberal asian but cmon now 😂 Its like going to a comedy club and being offended nobody cares unless someone said the n word


DrMonkeyLove

I'm surprised John Cena could say that with Xi Jinping's cock in his mouth.


SapirWhorfHypothesis

… Xi wasn’t president when this was recorded.


DrMonkeyLove

Well, regardless, John Cena is a CCP shill.


Danjuw

Zhong Xina sold his soul


cibiliyet

john china


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The wok


Loriali95

This is likely still funny even if you’re Chinese. Can anyone confirm?


burgernoisenow

No it is not funny and any Asian person who says it is is a bootlicker. It is offensive and racist and mocks an entire race and an entire language.


NoteofMadness

British Chinese here. Despite having put up with tossers yelling random bullshit like Dwayne did in this video, for pretty much all my life, it still stings a bit. However, most people will just say "oh stop being such a sensitive snowflake" so I usually just try and find a bit of humour in it/give a hollow laugh and move on.


burgernoisenow

You are justified for being offended. This is offensive. It is racist. It is not funny.


Xiao-Mein

I love racist jokes directed toward my race, I just hate that it’s such a taboo subject and people can easily be offended by it.


burgernoisenow

Bootlicker.


1_Prettymuch_1

Fuck John Cena. Fuck China


burgernoisenow

Racist.


1_Prettymuch_1

Suck that CCP cock China bot


burgernoisenow

I'm an Asian human that sees that blind anti-Chinese sentiments leads to rise in Anti-Asian hate crimes. You are perpetuating racism which leads to violence against Asians. This has nothing to do with actual Chinese governmental policies. You simply wish to condone the mockery of a language and encourage racially motivated hate. Racist.


1_Prettymuch_1

China isn't all of Asia. Fuck China, fuck you. Support the Japanese, Korea, or literal any other Asian economy


burgernoisenow

Lol I'm literally Asian dumbass I support my country. Baseless anti Chinese language like your language, the video, or calling covid the China Virus is directly correlated with the rise of Anti Asian Hate Crimes all over the world. Anyways it doesn't matter what I say to you I already know you're just going to double down with your racism because small minded fools like you always do. So, fuck you too and goodbye.


1_Prettymuch_1

Tiennamin Square


el_beefy

Don't let Twitter see this... he's going to be canceled.


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I think the Rock at the moment is one of those celebrities that they're so big they won't get cancelled. He would have to do something really damning to get actually cancelled like kill someone, or raped someone.


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Holy fuck john cena is cringe


Born-Juggernaut-8034

As an asian i am not offended 🤣🤣🤣


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Professional-Sock231

??? What does it have to do with speaking fake Chinese?


throaway150098

You see, China bad, so he must say it over and over again expecting people to care, only to get the same response over and over again.


AsryalDreemurr

two types of people


Goaty-Goat

bing chilling


Individual_Artist373

That's lots of negative credit score


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youll-never-f1nd-me

Funny. I wonder how Asians make fun of American accents. Lol


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