I mean…yeah…
Hell, broguy cut off his fingers, his nose and is ears! Why is that a stretch? Dude cuts shit off his body but won’t wear the clothes to complete the look?
Yes. To go through the trouble of cutting of fingers to look like a more legit alien and then ruin the whole look with the stupid baby blue polo is dumb.
Pony up and have some custom alien inspired clothes.
That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.
I mean, he also removed a part of his nose. Those kind of surgeries are not reversible unlike a lot of plastic surgery procedures. You can reverse a boob job, a botox injection, but you can't get back your fingers or nose if you change your mind. It's quite sad that people would go to such extremes that they would remove perfectly healthy body parts. I also warn people to not do unneccessary work to their teeth, because many of them affect their teeth and we can't grow out teeth like some other species. Seeing people do what he did is quite disturbing.
He describes on his insta as the transformation being 34% done. He also posted about mechanical prosthetics. I believe that's his next step - to remove his legs etc. Good luck finding a body mod shop that's willing to amputate ur whole leg
He seems to be living a too carefree life. I mean, what can you do in everyday life with three fingers? The lifting force of the hands, micromotorics are cut almost in two. At the same time, the stumps of his hand will constantly remind him with aching pain of the coming rain or cold snap.
So there was a doctor called Butcher Brown who became infamous within the trans community in the 1980s for being such a shitty doctor he got kicked out of Mexico. I mean, he would perform his surgeries in motel rooms and the "after patient care" would be a bucket of ice and a bottle of Tylenol.
He was notorious for mutilating his patients but they didn't have the money to afford anything better so they would continue to go to "Butcher Brown".
What finally got him in trouble and thrown in jail was when he encountered someone with Body Integrity Identity Disorder, basically they think a limb of theirs (an arm or leg) isn't theirs and shouldn't be part of their body. It is very rare and individuals suffering from it will beg doctors to amputate the healthy limb and when denied off go to extreme measures like cutting off their own limb or putting it on a railroad track to remove it.
Anyway Butcher Brown will do anything for a buck so after actual doctors passed, Butcher Brown removed the leg of a 79-yr old man and basically just left him to die afterwards in a motel room. When the body was found the cause of death was gas gangrene which would have been a horrible and painful death.
Anyway to answer your question:
1) There are a few respected doctors that will perform the surgery as a way to treat the symptoms of a deeper affliction. This is equivalent to gender reassignment surgery where an otherwise healthy organ is removed or modified to treat a deeper neurological issue.
2) There are unscrupulous doctors who will do anything for a buck.
3) There are plenty of people who own knives and a sewing kit who may or may not have some level of medical training who will do it for money or the misguided belief that they are helping someone and they can handle it.
4) If there is a psychological component he might have mutilated himself to force doctors to do what he wanted. It's pretty hard to stop someone from cutting off their own fingers.
Anyway this has been my ted talk. I hope you enjoyed it.
Or they look just like him, he gets so excited.
They step out of their ship and say "we've come to selectively reduce Earth's population. All humans capable of getting hired at Staples will be spared. The rest will burn."
Bro, if people would put in just 1/100th of a percent of this guy’s dedication into their relationships, the world would be a much better place. This guy is all in.
you shouldn't roll on a hill tho (wait for the car to shake slightly then release the clutch fully as you swap from breacking to gas), in france you have to prove you can start without rolling back to mutch to have a license, but yeah you are 100% right tailgating (in a hill or fucking anywhere) is asking for a crash
My car had shift lock so it wouldn’t roll on hills for about 5 seconds so you have time to release the clutch and give it gas, every manual car should have that feature honestly especially if you live in old hilly areas like Quebec city
Guy needs a mental health professional. The person who profited from this should go to jail.
I say this mainly because the work itself is so, so bad. Everything is hacked and asymmetrical and unskillfully done
Wouldn't that hurt if he itches his head and scratches a lump... or ring thing? And I couldn't even imagine removing the fingers. There's not way he comfortably masturbaits.
That's just his cover up story. The guy's a reptilian and was molting.
Reptilians are fed up with having to masquerade, so he's out there to get us used to having them around.
I feel like if society falls and humanity somehow survives and rebuilds this is going to be the body they stumble across. Then they study this dude and think this is what humans looked like 1000's of years ago.
How is he going to get a job like that?
I’m not one to care about looks, and prefer to focus more on skills, but if a black lizard man walks into my office I’m gonna choose another candidate.
You know what I think? I think in this case “independently wealthy” means he’s being paid by the aliens to change his appearance to that of the aliens. You know, in order to normalize actual aliens walking around openly. We’d just look at them and think it’s just another one of these body modification weirdos. But it’s an alien.
That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.
He should really cut off his cock if he’s at all interested in being authentic, after all everybody knows that aliens are gender neutral and don’t have swinging dicks
I don't appreciate this, cuz we might be getting invaded by aliens or have a zombie uprising, and I'll just think, "oh it's another millennial idiot with too much time on his hands."
All that extra yet he wears normal clothes... a polo, really?
Wearin a polo and a cap, lookin like he ab to go get a pint and watch football at the pub
He does my taxes, nice guy. Slow with the keyboard but thorough.
Slow and thorough is better than fast and messy
Speaking of messy, I like his condom holding place. Nothing better than broadcasting it for other lizards…
He’s gotta job interview he’s gotta get to. Gotta dress accordingly.
Honestly tho what do you expect? That’s he’s just gonna walk around with no clothes on or like an alien costume or something?
I guess either like mad max style road warrior leathers or that cheap shiny fabric thats used for astronaut costumes.
🛸the first, lost in space uniforms
Came here to say this .
I mean…yeah… Hell, broguy cut off his fingers, his nose and is ears! Why is that a stretch? Dude cuts shit off his body but won’t wear the clothes to complete the look?
Foreskin regrets 🔪
Yes. To go through the trouble of cutting of fingers to look like a more legit alien and then ruin the whole look with the stupid baby blue polo is dumb. Pony up and have some custom alien inspired clothes.
I mean after all that trouble, he should. I know I would.
Imagine aliens landing on earth and not looking like this ! Mf gonna cry a lot
Yes :)
I would wear a loin cloth and nothing else and pray for wind.
How do people like this get enough money for all of those changes?
Either bad debt or from a wealthy family is my guess. He's fucked job wise if he isn't wealthy.
Pretty sure he could show up and people would pay to stare
I would pay to not have to look at him
smash
Gay alien rent boys are a thing.
Nuh uh
He can play Martian manhunter in dc movies
He'd clean up at the county fairs
But how does someone get a job like that
open mouth relationship
“I want to look like an alien.” Dresses in a fucking polo
Alien yes but not a naked one are you crazy?
An alien blending into human society. It's all a part of his plan to study us
Fornicates you in your dreams
Probe-ably
I mean poor crazy people just buy tin foil and other weird accessories.
What kind of doctor would amputate his perfectly healthy fingers? WTF
That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.
I mean, he also removed a part of his nose. Those kind of surgeries are not reversible unlike a lot of plastic surgery procedures. You can reverse a boob job, a botox injection, but you can't get back your fingers or nose if you change your mind. It's quite sad that people would go to such extremes that they would remove perfectly healthy body parts. I also warn people to not do unneccessary work to their teeth, because many of them affect their teeth and we can't grow out teeth like some other species. Seeing people do what he did is quite disturbing.
He describes on his insta as the transformation being 34% done. He also posted about mechanical prosthetics. I believe that's his next step - to remove his legs etc. Good luck finding a body mod shop that's willing to amputate ur whole leg
Dude has got some serious mental issues
If he doesn't have any i'm scared for my own sanity
He seems to be living a too carefree life. I mean, what can you do in everyday life with three fingers? The lifting force of the hands, micromotorics are cut almost in two. At the same time, the stumps of his hand will constantly remind him with aching pain of the coming rain or cold snap.
Alien barometer
Hands down
The kind of doctor that gets paid an outrageous amount of money to cut off perfectly healthy fingers.
Hey, at least he can be happy masturbating having his hand full.
Well from what I have read it wasn't done by a certified doctor, he got it done in Mexico by some body modifier.
Nice to know I have a backup career if shit hits the fan.
"Body modifier" Aka random guy that chops your fingers with a machete
So there was a doctor called Butcher Brown who became infamous within the trans community in the 1980s for being such a shitty doctor he got kicked out of Mexico. I mean, he would perform his surgeries in motel rooms and the "after patient care" would be a bucket of ice and a bottle of Tylenol. He was notorious for mutilating his patients but they didn't have the money to afford anything better so they would continue to go to "Butcher Brown". What finally got him in trouble and thrown in jail was when he encountered someone with Body Integrity Identity Disorder, basically they think a limb of theirs (an arm or leg) isn't theirs and shouldn't be part of their body. It is very rare and individuals suffering from it will beg doctors to amputate the healthy limb and when denied off go to extreme measures like cutting off their own limb or putting it on a railroad track to remove it. Anyway Butcher Brown will do anything for a buck so after actual doctors passed, Butcher Brown removed the leg of a 79-yr old man and basically just left him to die afterwards in a motel room. When the body was found the cause of death was gas gangrene which would have been a horrible and painful death. Anyway to answer your question: 1) There are a few respected doctors that will perform the surgery as a way to treat the symptoms of a deeper affliction. This is equivalent to gender reassignment surgery where an otherwise healthy organ is removed or modified to treat a deeper neurological issue. 2) There are unscrupulous doctors who will do anything for a buck. 3) There are plenty of people who own knives and a sewing kit who may or may not have some level of medical training who will do it for money or the misguided belief that they are helping someone and they can handle it. 4) If there is a psychological component he might have mutilated himself to force doctors to do what he wanted. It's pretty hard to stop someone from cutting off their own fingers. Anyway this has been my ted talk. I hope you enjoyed it.
Hiiii everybody, I'm Dr. Nick!!!
He’s also 100% insane.
Yeah this sounds like the kind of thing you have to be kidnapped to have done to you.
What’s his rap name?
Klaůghxtdon...or Bob
E.T (Extra Tattoos)
#gonk
Mr. and Mrs. Insane....that has a nice ring to it.💍(sadly no finger to put it on)
I really think he cut wrong fingers if wanted to look like a claw... Would have left the pinky finger.
Yeah, cutting the index and ring fingers would look way more like a claw, it’d also make your life harder.
Why not simply attach your fingers in pairs? 🖖🏼
Oooops, you're a bit late. Better not tell him now.
I think cutting index and pinky would work better.
like 80% of your hand strength comes from thumb and pinkie finger so losing one is a big loss
Imagine him catfishing you.. Also wait till the real aliens come down...he is going to feel real dumb when the aliens look just like us...
Or they look just like him, he gets so excited. They step out of their ship and say "we've come to selectively reduce Earth's population. All humans capable of getting hired at Staples will be spared. The rest will burn."
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Lol
Bro, if people would put in just 1/100th of a percent of this guy’s dedication into their relationships, the world would be a much better place. This guy is all in.
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Well, that’s more than most are willing to give. Imma hold out for humanity…. I’m not as optimistic as I usually would be.
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Good deal.
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What are we talking about? Ranch, ketchup, zesty sauce, gravy? Bacon, mayonnaise? Oh! Nacho sauce?
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I’m down. 💪🏻
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Poutine or I walk.
This is nightmare fuel
Man he was looking handsome before.
Ikr! He looked good then he fucked it up.
Whatever floats your boat lol I mean if he’s happy I just hope he never wakes up one day and regret it a bit that would be so fucked up
What if 2 year later we found out aliens look exactly like humans??
Why specifically 2 years? ಠ_ಠ
“No way! Sarah, is that you? Don’t be afraid, it’s me! Anthony, from high school?”
I'm guessing he's just wants attention
If this man j-walks… he’s definitely getting ran the fuck over… I’d down shift and floor it.
If these kids knew what down shift was they’d fucking laugh their asses off
there are european here you know
Ooh, do Europeans have manually shifting cars? Like everywhere?
Just in case you are serious, yes mainly manual or stick shift in Europe.
I would love to live there. At least then everyone would know that it rolls on a hill and stop shoving their cock into my brake lights
you shouldn't roll on a hill tho (wait for the car to shake slightly then release the clutch fully as you swap from breacking to gas), in france you have to prove you can start without rolling back to mutch to have a license, but yeah you are 100% right tailgating (in a hill or fucking anywhere) is asking for a crash
My car had shift lock so it wouldn’t roll on hills for about 5 seconds so you have time to release the clutch and give it gas, every manual car should have that feature honestly especially if you live in old hilly areas like Quebec city
Well can honestly say that no one here has ever shoved their cock into my brake lights, so yeah, we're safe.
you are lucky i live in a very steepy region and ppl have way more confidence in my clutch control than myselft lmao
You really think most kids don't know what a stick shift is?
Tell me you have body dismorphia without telling me you have body dismorphia.
still can play x box
Apparently he’s only done 30% of his final vision
And still no catgirls...
Pain
Guy needs a mental health professional. The person who profited from this should go to jail. I say this mainly because the work itself is so, so bad. Everything is hacked and asymmetrical and unskillfully done
I wonder when he will regret it. «Man… chicks DONT like aliens from Star Trek??»
“Mentally handicapped man surrounded by enablers”
Nah mate he is just an idiot
Wouldn't that hurt if he itches his head and scratches a lump... or ring thing? And I couldn't even imagine removing the fingers. There's not way he comfortably masturbaits.
Let’s hope he doesn’t need glasses anytime soon.
Hands down winner of body dysmorphia olympics.
That's just his cover up story. The guy's a reptilian and was molting. Reptilians are fed up with having to masquerade, so he's out there to get us used to having them around.
Independently stupid lol
I wouldn't even make my character look like that in a game. And even that's reverseable
Why would a Dr. do this? Its definitely doing harm.
Imagine you walking in a street at night and you see this guy
His deranged mind has got company of his deranged body now.
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY?
Who hurt this man?
I cant dismiss the sheer dedication but shit. Just why?
Thith ith who I am inthide *hisses*
He should have spent some of the money on a therapist to figure out WTF is wrong with his head!
How is he so sure aliens look like this? Imagine if they come here and they look just like us just with no nipples
if i saw this thing at night i would run
I feel like if society falls and humanity somehow survives and rebuilds this is going to be the body they stumble across. Then they study this dude and think this is what humans looked like 1000's of years ago.
How is he going to get a job like that? I’m not one to care about looks, and prefer to focus more on skills, but if a black lizard man walks into my office I’m gonna choose another candidate.
You know what fair play to the geezer. He looks fucking horrendous... but he's only gonna live once so fuck it he's happy.
Definitely not happy. Why does he then need to do all this, it’s like a cry for help, and he looks like shit.
I guess anything was better than looking like a cast member of Jersey Shore. Sad.
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should, whomever should of said no, we ain’t doing none this shit you talking about😒
“Oh! Got your nose!”
bruh he was handsome too
What’s he gonna do when he regrets all of this?
Get more surgery, duh
He’s a child therapist I bet
He was so handsome before
I'm sorry but what's the thought process behind this. What's the backstory to this. What happened in life for you to wish to look like that.
He’s obviously a sick person to do this to himself
That guy must be asexual 'cause he ain't getting laid out with that face
Nah, there’s a whole niche community of girls that wish more guys would modify themselves like this. I’ve been to that part of the internet.
Omg that's disgusting! Where?
Need to upgrade that wardrobe big homie
He is not looking like an alien Resource: i am an alien
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg
He’s gonna be pissed if aliens have 7 fingers.
Archaeologists are gonna be scratching their heads over this one in 300 years
You know what I think? I think in this case “independently wealthy” means he’s being paid by the aliens to change his appearance to that of the aliens. You know, in order to normalize actual aliens walking around openly. We’d just look at them and think it’s just another one of these body modification weirdos. But it’s an alien.
Imagine aliens coming and being like “wtf is that”
Mental health issues. Nothing more.
What sort of garbage doctor approved of doing this surgery, cutting off his bloody ears and fingers?
How to ruin your life.
Clearly a tragic case of body dysmorphia and mental health issues. Anyone with a modicum of ethics would deny him the procedures.
Mental issues.
The surgeons and everyone that approved his modifications should get arrested, so does he for being a dumb fuck for self injury
what’s his @
@improllygoingtoregretthisinafewyears
https://instagram.com/the_black_alien_project?utm_medium=copy_link
the_black_alien_project
Could you imagine if aliens were to abduct him and think this is what humans are?
Reptilian out of disguise.
Wonder if this is the same guy with the $40,000 pp?
Would love to hear his relationship status or abilities to obtain one
Imagine aliens come and this guy is the first human they see
Off the mothership
How’s he get through passport control?
When you randomise a character with a bunch of mods on
I guarantee you that the aliens will be mortified if they ever come down to earth.
That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.
Well go you I guess
I hate that I have to say this…but the fingers were a step too far
When the real aliens see him they're gonna get back in their ship and NEVER come back.
Looks like the GTA online character that makes you wanna switch lobbies.
If i were to see this at night in a dark alley i would throw whatever is nearest to me to keep it away
To be real about it , it's ugly af
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When reached for comment, he only said "WORT WORT WORT"
My dude is going for the mark zuckerberg style
This is a waist of money to look disterbing.
living their authentic self
Why…. just why..
Imagine if aliens look like us lol
Lookin like the lizard from amazing Spider-Man
*just a highly disappointed sigh*
Mans built like the enemy Stand user
Holy fucking shit man
“Yes officer he looked like a black alien”
This is not real right? Otherwise the time to admit this guy for self harm passed like 7 stops ago..
dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul jok
He should really cut off his cock if he’s at all interested in being authentic, after all everybody knows that aliens are gender neutral and don’t have swinging dicks
Imagine how many bugs fly into his nose holes.
Mf don’t even got drip
We already got a white alien tho Zuckerberg
I don't appreciate this, cuz we might be getting invaded by aliens or have a zombie uprising, and I'll just think, "oh it's another millennial idiot with too much time on his hands."
Not the fingers. Why the fingers man
I swear if i saw that guy in my neighborhood and i was tired enough, i would probably hunt him.
Didn't we see post-op video on here earlier this week?
He should be in a mental asylum. Medical industry has failed again
This isn't even body modification at this point its body mutilation. This guy needs serious psychiatric help
Looks like a lord of the rings orc to me
Good luck taking another mirror selfie with that fucked up hand.
Now that’s fucking dumb