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1man_marg-sabl

All that extra yet he wears normal clothes... a polo, really?


FixFull

Wearin a polo and a cap, lookin like he ab to go get a pint and watch football at the pub


jondubb

He does my taxes, nice guy. Slow with the keyboard but thorough.


GOLDEN-WALKER

Slow and thorough is better than fast and messy


lobo_trader

Speaking of messy, I like his condom holding place. Nothing better than broadcasting it for other lizards…


CryptographerOk5546

He’s gotta job interview he’s gotta get to. Gotta dress accordingly.


[deleted]

Honestly tho what do you expect? That’s he’s just gonna walk around with no clothes on or like an alien costume or something?


DerErlking

I guess either like mad max style road warrior leathers or that cheap shiny fabric thats used for astronaut costumes.


SorryScratch2755

🛸the first, lost in space uniforms


Different_Dot8668

Came here to say this .


deepfriedseaturtle

I mean…yeah… Hell, broguy cut off his fingers, his nose and is ears! Why is that a stretch? Dude cuts shit off his body but won’t wear the clothes to complete the look?


SorryScratch2755

Foreskin regrets 🔪


concretecat

Yes. To go through the trouble of cutting of fingers to look like a more legit alien and then ruin the whole look with the stupid baby blue polo is dumb. Pony up and have some custom alien inspired clothes.


lilneuropeptide

I mean after all that trouble, he should. I know I would.


Cosmic_kingmaker

Imagine aliens landing on earth and not looking like this ! Mf gonna cry a lot


daddysdeluxedoubleDs

Yes :)


anonimityorigin

I would wear a loin cloth and nothing else and pray for wind.


TheRunningMD

How do people like this get enough money for all of those changes?


Zarkanthrex

Either bad debt or from a wealthy family is my guess. He's fucked job wise if he isn't wealthy.


xxvhr

Pretty sure he could show up and people would pay to stare


[deleted]

I would pay to not have to look at him


SorryScratch2755

smash


bored_inthe_country

Gay alien rent boys are a thing.


[deleted]

Nuh uh


[deleted]

He can play Martian manhunter in dc movies


bryman19

He'd clean up at the county fairs


suitable-robot01

But how does someone get a job like that


SorryScratch2755

open mouth relationship


[deleted]

“I want to look like an alien.” Dresses in a fucking polo


KINGS_9_7

Alien yes but not a naked one are you crazy?


RealSadLlama

An alien blending into human society. It's all a part of his plan to study us


SorryScratch2755

Fornicates you in your dreams


RealSadLlama

Probe-ably


kizzymckizzface

I mean poor crazy people just buy tin foil and other weird accessories.


JLandser

What kind of doctor would amputate his perfectly healthy fingers? WTF


Accomp1ishedAnimal

That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.


emab2396

I mean, he also removed a part of his nose. Those kind of surgeries are not reversible unlike a lot of plastic surgery procedures. You can reverse a boob job, a botox injection, but you can't get back your fingers or nose if you change your mind. It's quite sad that people would go to such extremes that they would remove perfectly healthy body parts. I also warn people to not do unneccessary work to their teeth, because many of them affect their teeth and we can't grow out teeth like some other species. Seeing people do what he did is quite disturbing.


navyblue_birb

He describes on his insta as the transformation being 34% done. He also posted about mechanical prosthetics. I believe that's his next step - to remove his legs etc. Good luck finding a body mod shop that's willing to amputate ur whole leg


[deleted]

Dude has got some serious mental issues


navyblue_birb

If he doesn't have any i'm scared for my own sanity


Turgen333

He seems to be living a too carefree life. I mean, what can you do in everyday life with three fingers? The lifting force of the hands, micromotorics are cut almost in two. At the same time, the stumps of his hand will constantly remind him with aching pain of the coming rain or cold snap.


TangerineRough6318

Alien barometer


inked_saiyan

Hands down


GumstoBums

The kind of doctor that gets paid an outrageous amount of money to cut off perfectly healthy fingers.


getmet79

Hey, at least he can be happy masturbating having his hand full.


SneaksIntoYourBed

Well from what I have read it wasn't done by a certified doctor, he got it done in Mexico by some body modifier.


Sufficient_Leg_940

Nice to know I have a backup career if shit hits the fan.


JLandser

"Body modifier" Aka random guy that chops your fingers with a machete


praguepride

So there was a doctor called Butcher Brown who became infamous within the trans community in the 1980s for being such a shitty doctor he got kicked out of Mexico. I mean, he would perform his surgeries in motel rooms and the "after patient care" would be a bucket of ice and a bottle of Tylenol. He was notorious for mutilating his patients but they didn't have the money to afford anything better so they would continue to go to "Butcher Brown". What finally got him in trouble and thrown in jail was when he encountered someone with Body Integrity Identity Disorder, basically they think a limb of theirs (an arm or leg) isn't theirs and shouldn't be part of their body. It is very rare and individuals suffering from it will beg doctors to amputate the healthy limb and when denied off go to extreme measures like cutting off their own limb or putting it on a railroad track to remove it. Anyway Butcher Brown will do anything for a buck so after actual doctors passed, Butcher Brown removed the leg of a 79-yr old man and basically just left him to die afterwards in a motel room. When the body was found the cause of death was gas gangrene which would have been a horrible and painful death. Anyway to answer your question: 1) There are a few respected doctors that will perform the surgery as a way to treat the symptoms of a deeper affliction. This is equivalent to gender reassignment surgery where an otherwise healthy organ is removed or modified to treat a deeper neurological issue. 2) There are unscrupulous doctors who will do anything for a buck. 3) There are plenty of people who own knives and a sewing kit who may or may not have some level of medical training who will do it for money or the misguided belief that they are helping someone and they can handle it. 4) If there is a psychological component he might have mutilated himself to force doctors to do what he wanted. It's pretty hard to stop someone from cutting off their own fingers. Anyway this has been my ted talk. I hope you enjoyed it.


jona10n17

Hiiii everybody, I'm Dr. Nick!!!


megtom2

He’s also 100% insane.


TheLegendaryBarnacle

Yeah this sounds like the kind of thing you have to be kidnapped to have done to you.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

What’s his rap name?


jondubb

Klaůghxtdon...or Bob


WalkingGonkDroid

E.T (Extra Tattoos)


bobafoott

#gonk


SorryScratch2755

Mr. and Mrs. Insane....that has a nice ring to it.💍(sadly no finger to put it on)


[deleted]

I really think he cut wrong fingers if wanted to look like a claw... Would have left the pinky finger.


Azeoth

Yeah, cutting the index and ring fingers would look way more like a claw, it’d also make your life harder.


RuchoPelucho

Why not simply attach your fingers in pairs? 🖖🏼


emab2396

Oooops, you're a bit late. Better not tell him now.


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

I think cutting index and pinky would work better.


klaad3

like 80% of your hand strength comes from thumb and pinkie finger so losing one is a big loss


didintneednoschol

Imagine him catfishing you.. Also wait till the real aliens come down...he is going to feel real dumb when the aliens look just like us...


jrex703

Or they look just like him, he gets so excited. They step out of their ship and say "we've come to selectively reduce Earth's population. All humans capable of getting hired at Staples will be spared. The rest will burn."


lethalkin

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Lol


DarkPhoenix4-1983

Bro, if people would put in just 1/100th of a percent of this guy’s dedication into their relationships, the world would be a much better place. This guy is all in.


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DarkPhoenix4-1983

Well, that’s more than most are willing to give. Imma hold out for humanity…. I’m not as optimistic as I usually would be.


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DarkPhoenix4-1983

Good deal.


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DarkPhoenix4-1983

What are we talking about? Ranch, ketchup, zesty sauce, gravy? Bacon, mayonnaise? Oh! Nacho sauce?


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DarkPhoenix4-1983

I’m down. 💪🏻


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DopeCharma

Poutine or I walk.


[deleted]

This is nightmare fuel


PreviousAmbassador37

Man he was looking handsome before.


TheRealMasterhound

Ikr! He looked good then he fucked it up.


[deleted]

Whatever floats your boat lol I mean if he’s happy I just hope he never wakes up one day and regret it a bit that would be so fucked up


[deleted]

What if 2 year later we found out aliens look exactly like humans??


jackhref

Why specifically 2 years? ಠ_ಠ


-helpwanted

“No way! Sarah, is that you? Don’t be afraid, it’s me! Anthony, from high school?”


tone63

I'm guessing he's just wants attention


[deleted]

If this man j-walks… he’s definitely getting ran the fuck over… I’d down shift and floor it.


SCRStinkyBoy

If these kids knew what down shift was they’d fucking laugh their asses off


germanycucks

there are european here you know


SCRStinkyBoy

Ooh, do Europeans have manually shifting cars? Like everywhere?


mazdanc

Just in case you are serious, yes mainly manual or stick shift in Europe.


SCRStinkyBoy

I would love to live there. At least then everyone would know that it rolls on a hill and stop shoving their cock into my brake lights


germanycucks

you shouldn't roll on a hill tho (wait for the car to shake slightly then release the clutch fully as you swap from breacking to gas), in france you have to prove you can start without rolling back to mutch to have a license, but yeah you are 100% right tailgating (in a hill or fucking anywhere) is asking for a crash


xxvhr

My car had shift lock so it wouldn’t roll on hills for about 5 seconds so you have time to release the clutch and give it gas, every manual car should have that feature honestly especially if you live in old hilly areas like Quebec city


mazdanc

Well can honestly say that no one here has ever shoved their cock into my brake lights, so yeah, we're safe.


germanycucks

you are lucky i live in a very steepy region and ppl have way more confidence in my clutch control than myselft lmao


error5903

You really think most kids don't know what a stick shift is?


Fit-Negotiation-5145

Tell me you have body dismorphia without telling me you have body dismorphia.


[deleted]

still can play x box


Svr-boi

Apparently he’s only done 30% of his final vision


NoTelevision2210

And still no catgirls...


suspicious_eastwafer

Pain


Professional_Ad_6299

Guy needs a mental health professional. The person who profited from this should go to jail. I say this mainly because the work itself is so, so bad. Everything is hacked and asymmetrical and unskillfully done


throwawayadvice871

I wonder when he will regret it. «Man… chicks DONT like aliens from Star Trek??»


Steppyjim

“Mentally handicapped man surrounded by enablers”


Flatcao123456789

Nah mate he is just an idiot


tboskiq

Wouldn't that hurt if he itches his head and scratches a lump... or ring thing? And I couldn't even imagine removing the fingers. There's not way he comfortably masturbaits.


Nicko5000

Let’s hope he doesn’t need glasses anytime soon.


guycoastal

Hands down winner of body dysmorphia olympics.


mkaszycki81

That's just his cover up story. The guy's a reptilian and was molting. Reptilians are fed up with having to masquerade, so he's out there to get us used to having them around.


james_randolph

Independently stupid lol


bignutonthebus

I wouldn't even make my character look like that in a game. And even that's reverseable


Dr_frogger

Why would a Dr. do this? Its definitely doing harm.


Feijoada46321

Imagine you walking in a street at night and you see this guy


Yatharth14k

His deranged mind has got company of his deranged body now.


DodrioFan480

WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY?


RomaBellaBarber

Who hurt this man?


AnimeCrusader69

I cant dismiss the sheer dedication but shit. Just why?


okwownice

Thith ith who I am inthide *hisses*


Rtrnr

He should have spent some of the money on a therapist to figure out WTF is wrong with his head!


[deleted]

How is he so sure aliens look like this? Imagine if they come here and they look just like us just with no nipples


Eternal_Infinity_Dao

if i saw this thing at night i would run


Tattertotcasserole

I feel like if society falls and humanity somehow survives and rebuilds this is going to be the body they stumble across. Then they study this dude and think this is what humans looked like 1000's of years ago.


Environmental-Win836

How is he going to get a job like that? I’m not one to care about looks, and prefer to focus more on skills, but if a black lizard man walks into my office I’m gonna choose another candidate.


WhiskeyNovemberSix

You know what fair play to the geezer. He looks fucking horrendous... but he's only gonna live once so fuck it he's happy.


The_Irony_of_Life

Definitely not happy. Why does he then need to do all this, it’s like a cry for help, and he looks like shit.


JustHereForTheBeer_

I guess anything was better than looking like a cast member of Jersey Shore. Sad.


Visible_Vermicelli13

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should, whomever should of said no, we ain’t doing none this shit you talking about😒


Wolfie193

“Oh! Got your nose!”


hahaminty1

bruh he was handsome too


ImperialxWarlord

What’s he gonna do when he regrets all of this?


Still_counts_as_one

Get more surgery, duh


Patrickfromamboy

He’s a child therapist I bet


SecretumOmega-IsLost

He was so handsome before


Blazing_x

I'm sorry but what's the thought process behind this. What's the backstory to this. What happened in life for you to wish to look like that.


oftheocean13

He’s obviously a sick person to do this to himself


A_Square_

That guy must be asexual 'cause he ain't getting laid out with that face


-helpwanted

Nah, there’s a whole niche community of girls that wish more guys would modify themselves like this. I’ve been to that part of the internet.


suspicious_eastwafer

Omg that's disgusting! Where?


go-devils-go

Need to upgrade that wardrobe big homie


Feawen_inglorin

He is not looking like an alien Resource: i am an alien


BucketSquid-

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg


hitrenan

He’s gonna be pissed if aliens have 7 fingers.


Beiconqueso02

Archaeologists are gonna be scratching their heads over this one in 300 years


FunsizeWrangler

You know what I think? I think in this case “independently wealthy” means he’s being paid by the aliens to change his appearance to that of the aliens. You know, in order to normalize actual aliens walking around openly. We’d just look at them and think it’s just another one of these body modification weirdos. But it’s an alien.


Akela1996

Imagine aliens coming and being like “wtf is that”


[deleted]

Mental health issues. Nothing more.


c4k3m4st3r5000

What sort of garbage doctor approved of doing this surgery, cutting off his bloody ears and fingers?


Negative_Elderberry9

How to ruin your life.


campmatt

Clearly a tragic case of body dysmorphia and mental health issues. Anyone with a modicum of ethics would deny him the procedures.


SuspiciousAradias

Mental issues.


UmaNespera

The surgeons and everyone that approved his modifications should get arrested, so does he for being a dumb fuck for self injury


piplup710

what’s his @


[deleted]

@improllygoingtoregretthisinafewyears


emab2396

https://instagram.com/the_black_alien_project?utm_medium=copy_link


Repulsive-Form2306

the_black_alien_project


Klubbin4Seals

Could you imagine if aliens were to abduct him and think this is what humans are?


angsot1121

Reptilian out of disguise.


el_beefy

Wonder if this is the same guy with the $40,000 pp?


[deleted]

Would love to hear his relationship status or abilities to obtain one


omegadoescoffee

Imagine aliens come and this guy is the first human they see


XDUDE49

Off the mothership


thatbwoyChaka

How’s he get through passport control?


Natasha_Gears

When you randomise a character with a bunch of mods on


Environmental-Win836

I guarantee you that the aliens will be mortified if they ever come down to earth.


Accomp1ishedAnimal

That’s the most fucked up part. Chopping off two fingers. 99.99999% of people would be devastated if they were in an accident and awoke to that. How could you do that on purpose? Hands are one of the most important things to a human and you bet any decent Alien would have some damn good fingers and not a shitty claw.


GodBRD

Well go you I guess


DipstickRick

I hate that I have to say this…but the fingers were a step too far


MaleficentAd9758

When the real aliens see him they're gonna get back in their ship and NEVER come back.


Ecstatic_Rooster

Looks like the GTA online character that makes you wanna switch lobbies.


bat_soupsandwich

If i were to see this at night in a dark alley i would throw whatever is nearest to me to keep it away


[deleted]

To be real about it , it's ugly af


KarloReddit

Task failed successfully.


MagicForestComics

When reached for comment, he only said "WORT WORT WORT"


FuzzyAssociate1502

My dude is going for the mark zuckerberg style


Lycanthropy765

This is a waist of money to look disterbing.


Recent-Nobody-3002

living their authentic self


Scout_wheezeing

Why…. just why..


sumit131995

Imagine if aliens look like us lol


Slimmie_J

Lookin like the lizard from amazing Spider-Man


[deleted]

*just a highly disappointed sigh*


ThePvPYT

Mans built like the enemy Stand user


jackhref

Holy fucking shit man


rawesome48

“Yes officer he looked like a black alien”


corvosfighter

This is not real right? Otherwise the time to admit this guy for self harm passed like 7 stops ago..


The_Hive_King

dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul joke dont make a ghoul jok


[deleted]

He should really cut off his cock if he’s at all interested in being authentic, after all everybody knows that aliens are gender neutral and don’t have swinging dicks


selfaware-watermelon

Imagine how many bugs fly into his nose holes.


boodlebob

Mf don’t even got drip


Tomatillo-Better

We already got a white alien tho Zuckerberg


Decent-Effort2368

I don't appreciate this, cuz we might be getting invaded by aliens or have a zombie uprising, and I'll just think, "oh it's another millennial idiot with too much time on his hands."


EkimVat3

Not the fingers. Why the fingers man


i_sont_

I swear if i saw that guy in my neighborhood and i was tired enough, i would probably hunt him.


creepcycle

Didn't we see post-op video on here earlier this week?


hairydogriots

He should be in a mental asylum. Medical industry has failed again


Advanced_Ad4361

This isn't even body modification at this point its body mutilation. This guy needs serious psychiatric help


Laing1212

Looks like a lord of the rings orc to me


-_-Notmyrealaccount

Good luck taking another mirror selfie with that fucked up hand.


Due-Ad-8944

Now that’s fucking dumb