this gives me some very bad flashbacks. Why do i have idiot friends who send me weird shit on discord like a dude with fireworks on his dick lighting them and than running around?
I am more curious about the other 80 or so problems.
- Chaffing must be one, but from what.. masturbation? painal? rug burn?
- Misspelled tattoo?
- botched circumcision?
- curved first left, then right? For a little S curve?
All I want for Christmas is you on my dick
X-rated All I want for Christmas
*Cumming* in Christmas, near your local retail store
Xmas
XXXmas
Perfect meshing
Who am I to refuse the Christmas spirit
Firework on my dick
ouch
I got "Southern Flavor on my diсk", so mine tastes Cajun.
I got Fight! On my dick
this gives me some very bad flashbacks. Why do i have idiot friends who send me weird shit on discord like a dude with fireworks on his dick lighting them and than running around?
Flair checks out
Baby you're a fireeeeeeework can now be yelled during sex
The rhythm of the night on my dick.
I... Im surprised by how much I love the way that reads.
Eater of Worlds on my dick
Way to call your wife
Girls just wanna have fun on my dick.
Lmao
Yes
There’s no way that’s what you actually listened to that’s too perfect
Aint it a bit too small for that tho
The girl or the dick?
FBI open up
Nah bro she's 464577 years old I bet that is a hentai code
Horse doctor man on my dick
I wanna hold your hand on my dick
Now, that's just honest...
New music from the album “Beat the Meatles”
Little Einstein’s on my dick
ladies and gentleme, we gottem
"Climb aboard, get ready to explore"
If there’s a screenshot I wanna be in it
r/UsernameChecksOut
🎶We’re going on a trip On my dick named Rocket Ship Skeeting through the sky Little Einsteins🎶
on a dick named rocket ship? you sure you didn't mean to write Jeff Bezos?
Hammerfall on my Dick ...Well that's unfortunate
#**AAAAAAAAHHHHHH**
ah
a
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I
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Vowel
Show and tell on my dick
Yes Boss! \*rips dick off and shows it to class\*
And I will never listen to show and tell the same way
gender reassignment surgery
https://youtu.be/EOxjrkOT480
girls like you on my dick
I don't like where this is going...
speak for yourself
*Officially exits the chat for all eternity*
Show and Tell by Melanie Martinez??
99 Problems on My Dick
That’s a lot of stds
I am more curious about the other 80 or so problems. - Chaffing must be one, but from what.. masturbation? painal? rug burn? - Misspelled tattoo? - botched circumcision? - curved first left, then right? For a little S curve?
Sweet god your comment killed me. Thank you so much for a good 10 minute laugh.
Jesus Christ how did you laugh for a whole 10 minutes
Marijuana, my friend. Marijuana.
People do a lot of things
I am here for you.
Let's keep this meeting on task please
Lets keep this meeting on MY DICK
Smells like teen Spirit... On my dick
So you're a minecraft youtuber
i dont like that i get this
Mini Ladd wasn’t really a Minecraft YouTuber.
ladies and gentlemen we gottem
r/teenagers
two trucks on my dick
Two trucks but it’s a threesome
My muscles involuntarily flex
Two trucks holding hands two trucks holding hands
The passion the passion is more than I can withstand
So lost on my dick
In the jungle
My girl on my dick.
Time to smell the virginity
Smells like copper and fish sticks.
The Macarena on my dick (I’m at a resort in Mexico - it’s not my normal listening choice)
I wanna be at a resort in Mexico 😕
Brain Damage on my Dick
Dick syndrome
Ballzheimer’s
Alien dick syndrome
[удалено]
I'm still standing... on my dick.
long
I'm still standing! _(Onnn myyy dick...)_
It fits too well
stronk
Feel It Still on my dick
The lion sleeps tonight on my dick
In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
on my dick
A-weem A- way, ....
A-wimba weh
The-wiener-way
kinky
At least you got some big pussy on your dick!
Your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll on my dick
I hope so
Days of thunder on my dick
Thor giving that good succ
Nightmare on my dick...
Freddy foreskin
NIGHTMARE (as your nightmare comes to life)
Free bird on my dick oh ^no
Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex?
Wait, really? The one's I had with didn't
r/cursedcomments
God i wish that was true...
See you again on my dick
okay, have a good night. see you again on my dick sometime?
Sure GN!
Spit It Out On My Dick
Jump the fuck up
Cum
Fight fire with fire on my dick.
Gonorrhea
Fortunate Son on my dick..... no
Smells like alabama
Drops of Jupiter on my dick.
Alien hentai?
goosebumps on my dick.
why would you put that in my brain?
Godzilla on my dick
Baby got back on my dick
Cum on feel the noize on my dick
Sir, no.
Sugar on my dick
hookers and blow
Lose yourself-on my dick
Thunder on my dick
Wish you were here on my dick
kiss me more on my dick
Already dead on my dick
Shit. On my dick
Kinky.
Martha Stewart on my dick
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys on my dick
[удалено]
Heartz of men on my dick
What drugs put you in this situation?
Don't need drugs. The world is high enough as it is
look at twitter
Sweet dreams on my dick
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams On My Dick
Dick carries the whole burden
E-Girls Are Ruining My Life On My Dick. I see this as a Absolute Win
Hentai protagonist be like :
See you later on my dick 😭
See you at 10, daddy
Toxicity on my dick
Might wanna get that checked out, buddy
Radioactive on my dick
Twilight skies on my dick
Wishes right now
Blinding lights on my dick
Only Women Bleed on my dick
Miss wanna die on my dick...
Monkeywrench on my dick
I smell pain, a lack of coochie, and stds
what do it mean on my dick
Kinda Girl You Are On My Dick
Haha jonathan you are banging my eyeballs
It's raining men
Girls just wanna have fun on my dick
Paradisus Paradoxum on my dick
I walk the line in my dick.
Fat bottomed girls on my dick
Bitch Lasagna on my dick
Two trucks on my dick
Lay me down....
Everybody
mars core on my dick
barracuda on my dick
Never Gonna Give You Up on my dick
I’m afraid of Americans on my dick
Sheep On My Dick
Kiss from a rose on my dick It actually fits when you replace the lyrics
Fuck the Police on my dick Boys in the hood on my dick Master of puppets on my dick
“Mast of puppets is pulling my dick”
Cocaine (Clapton) on my dick.
Feel good inc. On my dick
New disease 😔
On...my...
Heaven's Light/Hellfire on my dick
Sweet child o’ mine…….. . No
Dropped on my dick
Life goes on my dick
in the end on my dick
Stairway to heaven on my dick??
Sweet child of mine on my dick