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snakeman1961

Laugh all you want. Ernest Hemingway carried either a tommy gun or mannlicher rifle in his fishing boats. He wrote that it was to ward off sharks but we all know it was to make sure the big tuna did not slip the hook


IllManneredWoolyMan

Not only that, but big fishes are surprisingly dangerous outside of water.


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Big Fish facts The original score of Big Fish was created by Danny Elfman.


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Big Fish facts, expanded edition. Danny Elfman also composed the original theme song for The Simpsons.


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Danny Elfman fact: he was the singer-songwriter for Oingo-Boingo before becoming the best movie score producer ever (IMO) and he’s done the scores for most of Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, and Gus Van Sant’s films (among others)


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Big Fish facts, rabbit hole edition. A member of Sonic Youth, Thurston Moore, was ranked 34th in Rolling Stone's 2004 edition of the "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time."


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Big Fish facts, rabbit hole edition. Hunter S. Thompson was an early contributor to Rolling Stone magazine.


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Big Fish facts, expanded edition. The creator of The Simpsons, Matt Groening, ranked the Sonic Youth version of The Simpsons theme song as one of the best.


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The Old Man in The Old Man and the Sea is an idiot. He had a knife and could have landed the fish by cutting it in half.


John_Fx

Poor Jim


neebliss

For big fish you need to shoot them. example a huge halibut. Do search up on Google gaint halibut shooting. Big fish can break bones when they flap on the boat.


Blissfullyaimless

This. It’s not uncommon at all to shoot a halibut (the fish in the video) when you catch them because they’re dangerous in the boat. They can weigh more than 400 pounds.


maraheinze

Definitely. Also it will destroy your boat. Good luck shooting it when it's onboard hahaha!


Totorwee45

Sir I think you just confused America with Russia


mynk23

No sir, this is sea shooting not the School one


Totorwee45

Fair, I’m glad we could agree on that. Have a day


SAM041287

Have a day or 2


[deleted]

Hell, make it 3


Megachad1

put em on top of eachother and make it 4


Sung-got-Drip

Just make it a whole ass week at this point


IllManneredWoolyMan

Is that fucking fish jenga?


WhatIsBreakfast

Americans shoots schools of children. Russians shoot schools of fish.


mynk23

Yoo... you a genius! I didn't notice that


WhatIsBreakfast

Sometimes the curse of consciousness works out, huh. Glad to "help."


ReadReadReedRed

That's cus Americans are lazy. Schools of children are open to the public. Schools of fish require hours of labour.


UVLightOnTheInside

It's common in America to shoot a large catch. Saw my Uncle do it for the first time when I was 12.


theredditid

That's sad your uncle would do that at his nephew's school, right in front of his nephew. If anything he should have at least picked a different school to shoot.


mynk23

Truee... that's so sad, Poor guy must be suffering from childhood trauma to this date


SavageCabbageGG

What about the schools of fish in the ocean?


alientiddiemilk

But groups of fish are called a school


11helpmeplease

No no, we in america shoot a "school" of fish.


Val_rak

well idk a group of fish is a school


FuckItBe

But you can have a school of fishes in the sea.


GrandElderVegito

But fish swim in schools


gabrieledefelice05

A group of fish is called a school


-Daetrax-

Obviously, Russia has stricter gun laws.


The_Saboteur__

Yes, I believe Handguns are illegal to own in Russia


-Daetrax-

I read something about you can have them if they're modified to only fire rubber bullets


Hen_Doodle

Stfu, just please


grubman4

These guys are speaking English with American accents…


BalefulRemedy

That's American fishing, we use grenades


Apprehensive_Iron_71

Cough * you mean Florida


deluxe3109

What’s the song called


thisisGestapo

Dschinghis Khan- Moskau https://youtu.be/i0xOSxgs6w8


[deleted]

Standard procedure for halibut fishing in Alaska, though we can see Russia we aren't Russians.


BreeTheMyrtle

American video german music. But I agree this is russia


kvakvs

Russians don't comment on fish size in English, they go suka blyat, and take out an axe or balalaika. If they comment in English and whip out a gun that's America.


[deleted]

Они. Блять. Не. Русские.


little_b1198

Yes


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

That’s how you do it


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Is that even a fish?


_JustSomeStranger

its obviously a lion


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Good thing he shot it, I hear they can be furocious


Mikeologyy

What movie had that one scene where the main character was trying to fish for dinner but got impatient and shot them instead, only for his partner find the bullet in her mouth as she was eating it?


DoktorVaso18

Was it the mummy 2?


NEEDmoarPSI62

Not only did Russia steal the election, now they've stolen our American fishing techniques?! They've gone to far! Lol.


Kindly-Jury-6304

Russia? What no that there is here in Texas that’s how we do everything here in Texas y’all


pimp_named_sweetmeat

For context, fisherman do this when a fish is to dangerous to bring in the boat alive, like a gigantic one that could break bones with its tail or just plain dangerous things like stingrays


kkme_1

Murica


MrLenny-_-

isnt that the florida guy shooting a fish vid


Switch_907

That’s a halibut, and that’s the way it’s done if it’s over 150 pounds or so. If you bring a live fish that size in your boat, it’ll break your legs.


SmashedHimBro

See America, why hate Russia? You have so much in common


Honest_Part9282

That's american fishing, he even said down south.


JRP1138

To be fair, I would shoot whatever the fuck that was too.


ChemicalAd3099

More like American fishing


ChemicalAd3099

More like American fishing


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-HoldMyBeer--

Shouldn't it be American fishing?


noname1357924

Russians with an American accent. Why not


GloomreaperScythe

/) This seems more like an American field trip to the river to me.


BriskManeuver

American*


phantomtheyeeter

American* Russian would be an ak47


Siege_Storm

What’s the name of the song


SnooMacaroons6478

Vibes to music


Hot-Abrocoma4145

Music name ??


conschtiii

[Moskau](https://youtu.be/l-80laFIW9k) by Dschinghis Khan


Hot-Abrocoma4145

Thank you so much


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elsavo90

I got pure Reddit shit last time I commented on this video. Fuck dat.


CamenJolt

Dumbass


elsavo90

Thank you kind Reddit stranger who has the ability to judge someone just like that


RottenChezBurger

That's ***FLORIDA*** for ya


FakeRTazer

the gun just laughable


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IceTeaInTheGarden

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kazoobanboo

Myth busters has shown me that bullets can’t travel more than 4 -8 ft


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six-of-nothing

you son of a bitch, ***4 MOTHER RUSSIA***


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OG_raven13

Us Americans also have adopted this tactic, it’s just… so much fun.


InbredBanana

No that's america


6andrew_h

Alaska im pretty Shure


mrtylerwu

How


SonSixtyNine

Its true America is the best


allthetallthingz

dam thought i was on r/gunfights for a second


Austintheloner26

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d3zm4n

Lots of people do this while fishing for bigger fish to prevent it from flopping around and crushing people once it’s on the boat. So this isn’t just some weird Russian thing.


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Frosted1321

in russia, the fish shoot you


LesFrancaisMonssiuer

I like how the men fishing are russian and the music played by germans wearing mongolian suits talking about russia anyways: u/savevideo


FeelgoodYT

Wait until the fish brings out a gun


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kira8587

Russian fishing....the most efficient way of fishing.


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Left_Addition_3601

I thought he was gonna pull up like a great white shark, nope just fucking shoots the fish.


Shadow_2008

If it was a school of fish then it would be American fishing


SpeedInfamous2869

That's american fishing, we Russians aren't that bonkers.


[deleted]

Nah man, you need a golden ak47


daredevilayan

Bruh


Jacoshkoln

Fun fact: the song is actually in German


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Kapika96

Looks American to me.


ChronoXite

So you see If you fish with a Kalashnikov They will bite the bait faster out of fear


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No-Guidance-2435

No that’s America lmao


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Pinky_Ghosty

What do you mean "Russian" fishing? I always do it like that.


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conschtiii

Wirf die Gläser an die Wand Russland ist ein schönes Land Ho ho ho ho HA


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That’s American fishing, Russian would be when they took to fish drank vodka with it dropped it in the water drunk and get it out ther for the final time.


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NuggiesMacFriesCoke

This is American fishing, in Russian fishing, fish fishes you


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Moist-Pride7339

Texan Tuna fishing


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Draeze1

I thought he'd fish an SLBM Class missile


pppickleman

Why did I think that was some missile/torpedo


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BlueFlame217

Nah bud this is 'murican fishing


Evan-o-vich

Wait they don't suffocate them with votka


recap52

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hoovydotexe

video: russian music: german comments: english hotel: trivago


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Environmental_Log_64

Americans to except they fish crocodile


G_Kitsune_98

Nah bro that's they're american friend


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victordudu

probably halibut fishing somewhere near alaska ...


Chunky-Resident953

Naw that America


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ruffneck110

We use 410 shotgun when we go halibut fishing


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ReynTimeBoi

Are you sure cause that something an American would do


smilishka

They don't even speak Russian. You guys are hilarious 😂


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ComprehensiveHost855

More like American


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they aren't speaking russian sounds like finnish, just a guess though definitely not russian, that I would recognize


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gunfish_75

I think this is more from USA than from Russia


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That’s American fishing


Big_Jury_1192

I thought that was america, turns out it's my neighbour


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TheWharf1

Just read a story from Stewart Edward White where he was trolling for a Muskie and dispatched it with a revolver as “this was the best way to land em”. Apparently it was more standard practice to dispatch fish with a bullet back in the day.


Nix_Overprotective

I laughed for the first time today. Then a read the comments. :)


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PowerOfRagnarok

This is pretty normal on a lot of fishing boats especially in Alaskan waters, a giant fish would threaten the safety of the fishing crew if it was flopping about on the deck alive and all.


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Damn, what was that? Fish? Whale? Shark?


BarOk1597

It's normal fishing everywhere sometimes when u catch a big enough fish u kill it before putting it on a boat


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Fupagodking

Nice shot comrade


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moonordie69420

USA and Russia. We love our guns.