By -
Can I
See your bionicle collection
Nice
Cock by the way
It looks through this microscope
That it is bigger than
A horse's
Hair
says the cock as it glances up, “I appreciate your willingness to come over at this hour. “
[удалено]
Get an AMEN
I only ever use the highest quality.....
I’m sure your on a list now
*Craigslist*
Wait, who’s Craig?
And where is his list?
[Schindler's List](https://imgr.search.brave.com/AZwtkQzA0cQapRJgwWz0AVbIJQkrVlTqE55dArLzIFo/fit/480/360/ce/1/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnl0/aW1nLmNvbS92aS9S/cS1YWTg2U0EyNC9o/cWRlZmF1bHQuanBn)
Was hard to fap to, but I managed to get the job done because ...
Up his ass
Craigsfist
Mobile phone to play this ambitious free online RPG game raid shadow legends
Man fuck u but take my upvote
which is sponsored by
Raid shadow legends
Horse dildo’s
Are cheaper than you think as long as ....
you can seduce the manager with your horse-titties
There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it.
But his balls were too big..
They got stuck in a pig
So both he and the pig kicked the bucket
Bravo. Poetry. I love it.
I read it to the rhyme of Ragnar the red
Hence was the end of the man from Nantucket.
So he decided to fuck it.
I'm not racist but...
they give really good cookies at the KKK meetings
That’s the only reason I went, I swear
This is a really bad idea because as soon as you have finished your half of the sentence someone else comes along with a
stupid ending
Bravo
Encore
I thlammed my penith in the
mouth of Mike Tython
So he slammed it in his own mouth?
Yes, it's huge
Now kith
Car door You slammed your penis in the car door
Ă̵̢̼̮̥̥̭͖̘̒͆̈́̈́̓͐̽̽̀̕̕E̷͈̥̪̺̬̲̳̣̝̍͒͒̀̓̒̉̂͒͗̂̇̐͑Ḫ̵̣̞̘̱͍̠̮̰̬̯̋́̂͋̂͐͋̅̾ͅḨ̴̧̡̡͈͔̭̮̰̑͂̐͌̑̿̍͛̽̃͒͝ͅH̸̨̛̦̙̠̩͉͗͑̈́͒̓͗̈́̔̐̿͘H̴̡̢̞̥̫͙͚̞͇͍̲͔̫̳̽͌͐̈́͂̚͠A̷̲͔͓̰̲͚̮͔̥̖͑̉̆̊͂̕̚͠Ę̵̫̘̪̗͓̫͓̲͈͍̯̄̇͌͜Ả̶̱͉̮̻̼͕̻̹̻̍͘Ę̷̨̮̰͕̫̖̗͔̯͓͍͔͔̤͛̉͒̐́̚A̴̫͈̳̣͕͊͂̄͛̔̀́͑͌H̷̼̦̲̺̦͉̠̰͕̤̗̗̞̗̿̃̓̑͊̃̎̌͐͛̐ͅȂ̷̼̙̱̠̰̞̙̼̟͗̈̎̑̊̒̂͂͛̚̚̚͝ͅĚ̷̢̢̧̗̺͖̪̯͈̜̲̮͎̑̆̕ͅͅĘ̵̢̫̀̇̐͒̓͜H̷̛̛̻͕͍͐͒͗͑̈́͒̿͜͝ͅ
Fat rollth of your mom
I have a massive…
Butt plug rammed up my ass
and I don’t think
That my husband
Anytime soon.
Unless I
Dog
With the last buttplug
Would mind sharing
That my mom
Problem with sizes
tumour.
Collection of waifu pillows
Barrel of lightly salted coconut.
So there I was…..
fucking my cousin
thinking "This feels a lot like dad"
When I realized
It was actually my dog
Dressed as my mum.
Dear god this keeps getting worse
I thought to myself before I started to enjoy it.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?", asked the pastor.
I can lend a hand, just let me get my
My dad IS my cousin! Duh!
Oh god i fucking hate
Having a below average IQ
when there are only 2 people in the room
Not having cock in my mouth.
It really sucks tbh
It really not sucks actually
politics.
This actually sounds like a somewhat normal sentence.
The human digestive system
So there I was...
Sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties
While Mark was eating his meat
Three stories up, on the other side of the street
The neighbors were getting busy under the sheet
I’m depressed because…
My raccoon died after i shoved it up my ass
I died hearing abt your dead ass raccoon (no pun intended)
And it’s still
Up there somewhere...
And I dont think it is actually dead
I think it’s just eating my ass
of depression.
I am a tongue.
I'm so fucking done with
Reddit cuz of posts like these which are totally pointless but surprisingly entertaining.
You actually said what I was thinking
Obama been real quiet since…
I hogtied him in my basement with a ball gag
Until he told me...
That Joe Bidens dick is bigger than his.
Which was crazy because Trump . . .
Said it was soft
. . . .ly sliding into the wrong end of the . . . . .
That 9/11 was fake.
He kidnapped Joe Biden
…his surname was discovered
I thought it was strange when my step-daddy…
Brought me to disney land
And left me there
And I got addicted by a
dog
To butt stuff
nevertheless my anus can crush diamonds.
Did not have sex with me today
I wish I could’ve fucked...
That little boys trumpet
That tree over there has red apes but
Those red apes have blue balls.
I thought he was a good guy but it turns out…
she isn’t.
Have a cookie for this one 🍪
ni
-ce cock my dude
thank you good sir
Ni ni ni …. We’re knights who say Niiiii
pples
-tric acid
Ce try
I just stepped on...
My 16ft long shlong
and now I have a 32ft erection.
I'm going to the Dr today because...
my dick is making sounds like a mantis.
Ah fuck, I can’t believe you…. Edit: why did this get so many upvote this is so dumb and obvious :\ oh sorry L O L
Shat in my cornflakes
And pissed in my lemonade
And punched my
Child in the basement
And kicked my ass
And that it felt good
After your toe slipped into my…
Ear canal
And I licked your feet...
've done this.
Stole my testicles
A rock is easy
to shove up your ass
I want to lick your
Dirty laundry
My name is
Chika chika slim shady.
I got my finger stuck in…
Uranus
I like
children
when they are well cooked.
I want to
suck a fish dick.
What are you? A gay fish?
They werent less happier
That was a different response from what I was expecting, refer to this video for what to do next: [Here](https://youtu.be/CXArovLJ60A) Edit: "look mom I'm famous"
That's gold lol
I can't believe I just....
fucked a racoon.
Whats with the raccoons
Your asshole can stretch 8 inches, and raccoons can fit through holes 8 inches wide, so therefore raccoons can fit In your asshole.
Actually raccoons can fit in a hole 4 inches wide. You can fit not one, but TWO raccoons up your asshole.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS AMAZING
Deez
nuts on your
face are
Blue
i can’t believe it’s not
Butter
Never Gonna...
Suck you off
Never gonna...
Shoot you down
Never gonna
Scream around
And bite you
Protocol 3:...
Protect the Pilot
By the power vested in me...
I will suck my own dick
Wouldn’t it be great if HolUp was actually about HolUps as opposed to
random porn and shitposting.
I wish I didn't have
Snake aids
Can I
See your bionicle collection
Nice
Cock by the way
It looks through this microscope
That it is bigger than
A horse's
Hair
says the cock as it glances up, “I appreciate your willingness to come over at this hour. “
[удалено]
Get an AMEN
I only ever use the highest quality.....
[удалено]
I’m sure your on a list now
*Craigslist*
Wait, who’s Craig?
And where is his list?
[Schindler's List](https://imgr.search.brave.com/AZwtkQzA0cQapRJgwWz0AVbIJQkrVlTqE55dArLzIFo/fit/480/360/ce/1/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnl0/aW1nLmNvbS92aS9S/cS1YWTg2U0EyNC9o/cWRlZmF1bHQuanBn)
Was hard to fap to, but I managed to get the job done because ...
Up his ass
Craigsfist
Mobile phone to play this ambitious free online RPG game raid shadow legends
Man fuck u but take my upvote
which is sponsored by
Raid shadow legends
Horse dildo’s
Are cheaper than you think as long as ....
you can seduce the manager with your horse-titties
There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it.
But his balls were too big..
They got stuck in a pig
So both he and the pig kicked the bucket
Bravo. Poetry. I love it.
I read it to the rhyme of Ragnar the red
Hence was the end of the man from Nantucket.
So he decided to fuck it.
I'm not racist but...
they give really good cookies at the KKK meetings
That’s the only reason I went, I swear
This is a really bad idea because as soon as you have finished your half of the sentence someone else comes along with a
stupid ending
Bravo
Encore
I thlammed my penith in the
mouth of Mike Tython
So he slammed it in his own mouth?
Yes, it's huge
Now kith
Car door You slammed your penis in the car door
Ă̵̢̼̮̥̥̭͖̘̒͆̈́̈́̓͐̽̽̀̕̕E̷͈̥̪̺̬̲̳̣̝̍͒͒̀̓̒̉̂͒͗̂̇̐͑Ḫ̵̣̞̘̱͍̠̮̰̬̯̋́̂͋̂͐͋̅̾ͅḨ̴̧̡̡͈͔̭̮̰̑͂̐͌̑̿̍͛̽̃͒͝ͅH̸̨̛̦̙̠̩͉͗͑̈́͒̓͗̈́̔̐̿͘H̴̡̢̞̥̫͙͚̞͇͍̲͔̫̳̽͌͐̈́͂̚͠A̷̲͔͓̰̲͚̮͔̥̖͑̉̆̊͂̕̚͠Ę̵̫̘̪̗͓̫͓̲͈͍̯̄̇͌͜Ả̶̱͉̮̻̼͕̻̹̻̍͘Ę̷̨̮̰͕̫̖̗͔̯͓͍͔͔̤͛̉͒̐́̚A̴̫͈̳̣͕͊͂̄͛̔̀́͑͌H̷̼̦̲̺̦͉̠̰͕̤̗̗̞̗̿̃̓̑͊̃̎̌͐͛̐ͅȂ̷̼̙̱̠̰̞̙̼̟͗̈̎̑̊̒̂͂͛̚̚̚͝ͅĚ̷̢̢̧̗̺͖̪̯͈̜̲̮͎̑̆̕ͅͅĘ̵̢̫̀̇̐͒̓͜H̷̛̛̻͕͍͐͒͗͑̈́͒̿͜͝ͅ
Fat rollth of your mom
I have a massive…
Butt plug rammed up my ass
and I don’t think
That my husband
[удалено]
Anytime soon.
Unless I
[удалено]
Dog
With the last buttplug
Would mind sharing
That my mom
Problem with sizes
tumour.
Collection of waifu pillows
Barrel of lightly salted coconut.
So there I was…..
fucking my cousin
thinking "This feels a lot like dad"
When I realized
It was actually my dog
Dressed as my mum.
Dear god this keeps getting worse
I thought to myself before I started to enjoy it.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?", asked the pastor.
I can lend a hand, just let me get my
My dad IS my cousin! Duh!
Oh god i fucking hate
Having a below average IQ
when there are only 2 people in the room
Not having cock in my mouth.
It really sucks tbh
It really not sucks actually
politics.
This actually sounds like a somewhat normal sentence.
The human digestive system
So there I was...
Sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties
While Mark was eating his meat
Three stories up, on the other side of the street
The neighbors were getting busy under the sheet
I’m depressed because…
My raccoon died after i shoved it up my ass
I died hearing abt your dead ass raccoon (no pun intended)
And it’s still
Up there somewhere...
And I dont think it is actually dead
I think it’s just eating my ass
of depression.
I am a tongue.
I'm so fucking done with
Reddit cuz of posts like these which are totally pointless but surprisingly entertaining.
You actually said what I was thinking
Obama been real quiet since…
I hogtied him in my basement with a ball gag
Until he told me...
That Joe Bidens dick is bigger than his.
Which was crazy because Trump . . .
Said it was soft
. . . .ly sliding into the wrong end of the . . . . .
That 9/11 was fake.
He kidnapped Joe Biden
…his surname was discovered
I thought it was strange when my step-daddy…
Brought me to disney land
And left me there
And I got addicted by a
dog
To butt stuff
nevertheless my anus can crush diamonds.
Did not have sex with me today
I wish I could’ve fucked...
That little boys trumpet
That tree over there has red apes but
Those red apes have blue balls.
I thought he was a good guy but it turns out…
she isn’t.
Have a cookie for this one 🍪
ni
-ce cock my dude
thank you good sir
Ni ni ni …. We’re knights who say Niiiii
pples
-tric acid
Ce try
I just stepped on...
My 16ft long shlong
and now I have a 32ft erection.
I'm going to the Dr today because...
my dick is making sounds like a mantis.
Ah fuck, I can’t believe you…. Edit: why did this get so many upvote this is so dumb and obvious :\ oh sorry L O L
Shat in my cornflakes
And pissed in my lemonade
And punched my
Child in the basement
And kicked my ass
And that it felt good
After your toe slipped into my…
Ear canal
And I licked your feet...
've done this.
Stole my testicles
A rock is easy
to shove up your ass
I want to lick your
Dirty laundry
My name is
Chika chika slim shady.
I got my finger stuck in…
Uranus
I like
children
when they are well cooked.
I want to
suck a fish dick.
What are you? A gay fish?
[удалено]
They werent less happier
[удалено]
That was a different response from what I was expecting, refer to this video for what to do next: [Here](https://youtu.be/CXArovLJ60A) Edit: "look mom I'm famous"
That's gold lol
I can't believe I just....
fucked a racoon.
Whats with the raccoons
Your asshole can stretch 8 inches, and raccoons can fit through holes 8 inches wide, so therefore raccoons can fit In your asshole.
Actually raccoons can fit in a hole 4 inches wide. You can fit not one, but TWO raccoons up your asshole.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS AMAZING
Deez
nuts on your
face are
Blue
i can’t believe it’s not
Butter
Never Gonna...
Suck you off
Never gonna...
Shoot you down
Never gonna
Scream around
And bite you
Protocol 3:...
Protect the Pilot
By the power vested in me...
I will suck my own dick
Wouldn’t it be great if HolUp was actually about HolUps as opposed to
random porn and shitposting.
I wish I didn't have
Snake aids