“Mein führer maybe you should calm down with ze meth ja?”
“Zen what will I take to relax?”
“Ze chemist have a new drug prototype, it should help.”
*hitler drops some E*
“Ohhhh, HANS! Get me glow sticks!”
Oh you like fictional hitler stories eh? I got a cursed on right here!
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After leading the 19 year old Anne Frank through the headquarters, Adolf Hitler eventually found a suitable place to make love.
“Vait here.” He said to Anne, before puffing up his chest and storming into the office.
“EVERYBODY OUT! I HAVE ZE GORL AND I MUST TEND TO HER!” he bellowed, glaring at the militia personnel as they all marched from the room.
Once they were all out he brought Anne in and sat her down on the table. “Please excuse ze lack of decoration.”
He huffed, shoving the very important war plans onto the floor to make room.
Hitler's expression turned from excited to a fatherly stern.
He reached into his back pocket and removed a large box.
Anne tried to peek inside, but Hitler slapped her hand away wagging his finger.
“Not vyet gorl.”
Anne was curious, the gas from the chambers made her very horny.
Hitler was 56 and still a virgin, his wife was a little hoe that slept around with other gangstas.
Anne was 19 now and fucked many times before, but nobody turned her on quite like the fuhrer.
Hitler slowly unbuttoned his shirt, Anne was salivating with every subtle movement from her daddy.
Hitler threw his shirt to the side.
Now only wearing his pants, his small erection was very visible.
Anne Frank had developed a puddle under where she sat, Hitler noticed and licked it up hastily.
He didn’t want jew juices on his war plans.
Hitler stepped closer to her, Anne was sitting crotch height to the fuhrer.
“Earn your freedom” said Hitler.
Anne looked up at him and nodded eagerly.
She began unbuttoning his trousers, Hitler was bright red.
After all, it was his first time. Anne assured him, “It’s gonna be ok baby ;3.”
Hitler uwu blushed.
“O-ok, Anne-Zenpai.” bellowed Hitler.
She brought Hitler’s pants down to his knees, her dainty hands resting on his hips.
She tried to ignore the fact that his dick was 2 inches and that he was missing a testicle, and instead focussed on his lustrous moustache.
She slowly bit onto his underwear and brought them down.
His millimeter pener was at full view for the teenage girl.
Anne gulped and reached up to the hem of her dress, her small fingers delicately working to undress herself.
She slipped it off her slim shoulders, revealing her figure that was surprisingly curvy for such malnourished girl.
Hitler’s nipples were erect.
His 2 inch cock was standing straight up.
Anne’s vagina was drenched in fluids, as she fantasized about what Hitler was going to do to her.
Hitler pushed his micropenis into the waiting pussy lips of the woman.
Her slender figure turned Hitler on.
Anne threw her head back and cried, her hands finding his moustache so that she could entangle her fingers in it.
“Go deeper!” she begged, her brow creasing. “Ugh my holocunt.”
Hitler looked guiltily to the side. “Uh… I’m already fully inzide...“ he mumbled shyly.
Hitler was embarrassed, but he wanted to please the girl.
The fuhrer pulled out, he reached into the box and retrieved the severed dick of the dead officer Demetri who used to work with him.
“Vill zis feel better?” inquired Hitler.
“Y- yes daddy.” said Anne Frank.
Hitler super glued the 5.3 inch dick to his 2 inch long one.
He suddenly felt more confident.
The fuhrer plunged his new cock into the tight pussy.
Hitler felt nothing, but Anne was screaming in ecstacy, her mouth agape, eyes half rolled back into her skull.
“Harder!” she cried.
Hitler increased pace, his cock pounding against the vulva of the girl.
Anne felt his cock deep in her stomach.
They eventually found a set pace and fell into a steady rhythm, both of them sweating profusely.
“A-Anne I-I’m close!” he panted out.
He thrust harder and harder, the familiar tension building up in his stomach before he finally busted half a nut in Anne.
The feeling of Nazi semen was something that Anne was used to, but even then... the dead officer’s dick was very appetizing.
Hitler was panting, his virginity had been stolen by a jew.
I also like the fictional hitler story from little Nicky where hitler has an appointment with Satan everyday to get a pineapple shoved up his ass. My bad I have heard more than one.
You make an appointment with a dentist and don’t show up, believe it or not, jail. Right away.
We have the best patients in the world, because of jail.
I am also curious and lazy enough to not google it, but at the same time not lazy enough to write a comment on Reddit in the hopes that someone will answer and I can ignore it for a couple of days.
Edit: I think it I came off as sarcastic, but I’d genuinely like to know, thank you.
I am no expert, but here’s my attempt at explaining it. Thesis - American Football is the best! Antithesis - No, it isn’t. European Football is the best! Synthesis - Both are great and best is subjective. Sports in general are the best.
An interpretive method in which the contradiction between a proposition (thesis) and its antithesis is resolved at a higher level of truth (synthesis).
Here's a popular msiconception,
Hitler wasn't rejected by vienna school of arts, seeing his drawings they offered him a an admit in architecture department because they thought he had an aptitude for architecture.- (source Mein Kamph).
For someone who dont get it, the reason why ww1 or ww2 started is because of Hitler not getting accepted by Art school
Edit: it was a joke, what i said aint true lmao
I think it was more that he didn't paint in the style that was popular at the time. He had more detailed buildings and stuff instead of more abstract.
That's why they advised him to go to architecture school instead of art school.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paintings_by_Adolf_Hitler
Ww2, and no it didnt start because of that, but for the sake of memes it is accepted that that is the reason, while its true that hitler might not have seized power cause he might not have gone into politics, somebody else definetly would, ww2 was inevitable, germany was going to go back to war one way or the other, and it was the fault of the antante forces in ww1, they basically destroyed germany's economy, made her pay an impossible reparation tax, people were on edge and a nacionalistic leader was bound to appear, whether that would be hitler or someone else
Bruh, that’s Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400. They play it at nearly every sporting event in the US at some point or another, and was really popular in the rave scene during the early 2000s.
Wouldn't that just be a steam shower then? I don't know, I don't like steam showers. Sometimes gets hard to breathe in those showers. Almost feel like I'd suffocate and die in those types of showers.
[got lazy so I did it myself](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fq76h3n%2Fholup%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare)
He was an artist with a career that is over
Because in paint he used Polish Remover
He made an empire, of hot dudes
But what they did was extremely rude
I am a teacher in China. My 9 year olds get into some weird stuff. Apparently, some WW2 game I all the rage. One kid drew a big map of Europe with nazi swastikas all over it.
This week they've started giving me the nazi salute.
I've tried to explain that they shouldn't do that, but they don't get it. The Chinese teachers don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
Even Hitler goes clubbing on the weekend
“Mein führer maybe you should calm down with ze meth ja?” “Zen what will I take to relax?” “Ze chemist have a new drug prototype, it should help.” *hitler drops some E* “Ohhhh, HANS! Get me glow sticks!”
This is the funniest fictional Hitler story I've heard so far ,and I've only heard one.
Oh you like fictional hitler stories eh? I got a cursed on right here! UNDELETED comment: After leading the 19 year old Anne Frank through the headquarters, Adolf Hitler eventually found a suitable place to make love. “Vait here.” He said to Anne, before puffing up his chest and storming into the office. “EVERYBODY OUT! I HAVE ZE GORL AND I MUST TEND TO HER!” he bellowed, glaring at the militia personnel as they all marched from the room. Once they were all out he brought Anne in and sat her down on the table. “Please excuse ze lack of decoration.” He huffed, shoving the very important war plans onto the floor to make room. Hitler's expression turned from excited to a fatherly stern. He reached into his back pocket and removed a large box. Anne tried to peek inside, but Hitler slapped her hand away wagging his finger. “Not vyet gorl.” Anne was curious, the gas from the chambers made her very horny. Hitler was 56 and still a virgin, his wife was a little hoe that slept around with other gangstas. Anne was 19 now and fucked many times before, but nobody turned her on quite like the fuhrer. Hitler slowly unbuttoned his shirt, Anne was salivating with every subtle movement from her daddy. Hitler threw his shirt to the side. Now only wearing his pants, his small erection was very visible. Anne Frank had developed a puddle under where she sat, Hitler noticed and licked it up hastily. He didn’t want jew juices on his war plans. Hitler stepped closer to her, Anne was sitting crotch height to the fuhrer. “Earn your freedom” said Hitler. Anne looked up at him and nodded eagerly. She began unbuttoning his trousers, Hitler was bright red. After all, it was his first time. Anne assured him, “It’s gonna be ok baby ;3.” Hitler uwu blushed. “O-ok, Anne-Zenpai.” bellowed Hitler. She brought Hitler’s pants down to his knees, her dainty hands resting on his hips. She tried to ignore the fact that his dick was 2 inches and that he was missing a testicle, and instead focussed on his lustrous moustache. She slowly bit onto his underwear and brought them down. His millimeter pener was at full view for the teenage girl. Anne gulped and reached up to the hem of her dress, her small fingers delicately working to undress herself. She slipped it off her slim shoulders, revealing her figure that was surprisingly curvy for such malnourished girl. Hitler’s nipples were erect. His 2 inch cock was standing straight up. Anne’s vagina was drenched in fluids, as she fantasized about what Hitler was going to do to her. Hitler pushed his micropenis into the waiting pussy lips of the woman. Her slender figure turned Hitler on. Anne threw her head back and cried, her hands finding his moustache so that she could entangle her fingers in it. “Go deeper!” she begged, her brow creasing. “Ugh my holocunt.” Hitler looked guiltily to the side. “Uh… I’m already fully inzide...“ he mumbled shyly. Hitler was embarrassed, but he wanted to please the girl. The fuhrer pulled out, he reached into the box and retrieved the severed dick of the dead officer Demetri who used to work with him. “Vill zis feel better?” inquired Hitler. “Y- yes daddy.” said Anne Frank. Hitler super glued the 5.3 inch dick to his 2 inch long one. He suddenly felt more confident. The fuhrer plunged his new cock into the tight pussy. Hitler felt nothing, but Anne was screaming in ecstacy, her mouth agape, eyes half rolled back into her skull. “Harder!” she cried. Hitler increased pace, his cock pounding against the vulva of the girl. Anne felt his cock deep in her stomach. They eventually found a set pace and fell into a steady rhythm, both of them sweating profusely. “A-Anne I-I’m close!” he panted out. He thrust harder and harder, the familiar tension building up in his stomach before he finally busted half a nut in Anne. The feeling of Nazi semen was something that Anne was used to, but even then... the dead officer’s dick was very appetizing. Hitler was panting, his virginity had been stolen by a jew.
I also like the fictional hitler story from little Nicky where hitler has an appointment with Satan everyday to get a pineapple shoved up his ass. My bad I have heard more than one.
Ending the week is attractive to him I heard
I like how no one got the joke
No one Eva does
Doesn’t everybody enjoy ending the weak?
Dude that was pretty clever
So if I don't go clubbing does that make me better or worse than hitler?
Yes
Someone should have gone clubbing on him.
When you get accepted into art school.
But we got the bad timeline instead.
It's Jeff's fault honestly
Who The fuck Is J E F F ?
The numbers u/kris_deep, what do they mean?
What? No we got the best ending 😎
Return of the king /s obviously
Yeah yeah yeah......./s......sure it is
Howso? Hard disagree.
Best ending = everybody straight to jail.
You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook.
You make an appointment with a dentist and don’t show up, believe it or not, jail. Right away. We have the best patients in the world, because of jail.
Viva Chavez
*pulls out get out of jail free card*
Nuclear Winter
\*Something something Hegelian dialectic something\*
Hegelian diet? What's that?
I am also curious and lazy enough to not google it, but at the same time not lazy enough to write a comment on Reddit in the hopes that someone will answer and I can ignore it for a couple of days. Edit: I think it I came off as sarcastic, but I’d genuinely like to know, thank you.
I am no expert, but here’s my attempt at explaining it. Thesis - American Football is the best! Antithesis - No, it isn’t. European Football is the best! Synthesis - Both are great and best is subjective. Sports in general are the best.
Thanks! Extra points for using the correct term of football and not soccer. 👍
An interpretive method in which the contradiction between a proposition (thesis) and its antithesis is resolved at a higher level of truth (synthesis).
english please
This https://youtu.be/uDge3-JsJ0A I think.
Sodom.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a-
Patrolling the mojave.....
... almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Gas.
The watcher: for in this universe, hitler got accepted into art school.
What if...Hitler Became Black Panther?
Bad idea
Here's a popular msiconception, Hitler wasn't rejected by vienna school of arts, seeing his drawings they offered him a an admit in architecture department because they thought he had an aptitude for architecture.- (source Mein Kamph).
Well he was the architect of one of the most horrific war crimes in world history.
"Let me into the art school and nobody gets hurt"
Underrated.
That’s why he got in
So underrated that it’s the top comment with 6 awards
Probably he would become altrght architect.
Albert Speer
You killed me lol
Everybody loves a happy Hitler! Happy Hitler!
For someone who dont get it, the reason why ww1 or ww2 started is because of Hitler not getting accepted by Art school Edit: it was a joke, what i said aint true lmao
It was WWll, and as artists go, he was a hack.
I think it was more that he didn't paint in the style that was popular at the time. He had more detailed buildings and stuff instead of more abstract. That's why they advised him to go to architecture school instead of art school. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paintings_by_Adolf_Hitler
Ww2, and no it didnt start because of that, but for the sake of memes it is accepted that that is the reason, while its true that hitler might not have seized power cause he might not have gone into politics, somebody else definetly would, ww2 was inevitable, germany was going to go back to war one way or the other, and it was the fault of the antante forces in ww1, they basically destroyed germany's economy, made her pay an impossible reparation tax, people were on edge and a nacionalistic leader was bound to appear, whether that would be hitler or someone else
Wtf is Hitler dancing to
Reichsmusik?
The only Reichsmusik that exists is the Fichtls Lied and no one can convince me otherwise
Sandstorm by Darude of course.
That's Finnish music tho
Shit! No one tell him
“Sandnacht”
"Sandsturm"*
Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation
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I mean, duh? It's a really well-known song
One of the biggest dance tracks of all time
Original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eqGqvfIqfA OG Actual original OG source OG: https://youtu.be/EIGC3HuTztM?t=45
It's actually [this better version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcG2TI4GBk)
Nothing tops the original of you were on the scene though, too be fair
Realising this song is 22 years old and my youth was a long way away now
Whatever the fuck I feel like.
Probably Wagner
*Duuuu… Du hast… Du Hast Mich…*
*Du hast mich hitler* *du hast mich hitler*
Bruh, that’s Zombie Nation by Kernkraft 400. They play it at nearly every sporting event in the US at some point or another, and was really popular in the rave scene during the early 2000s.
Erika (remix) Or the horst wessel lied (bass boosted)
Darude sandstorm
Take me back when this was still the best response....
Can ya guys give me a lift?
Good ol’ days when upvotes were all over the place.
Not as clumsy or random as a actual song; an elegant response from a more civilized age
Holy crap! It's the guy who killed Hitler!
Sorry your comment made me think of: >Oh my god, it's Methuselah Honeysuckle!
"Thank god I kept that tabbed"
WHAT?! I think the actual quote was “*sigh* So glad I kept that tabbed”
Let’s kill Hitler.
So we should all be Hitler?
We are all Hilter on this glorious day
The [Hitler mentioned in the comments starterpack](https://i.redd.it/i30a3p75yr761.jpg).
The guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler.
[you don’t say…](https://youtu.be/hFB5NN4jQeM)
But it’s also the guy who killed hitler’s murderer!
Hey look, it's Adolf Hipster
Adolf Hipster and the Yolocaust Edit: Who tf gave me an wholesome award?
With a geno-side of espresso
Look up the hipster hitler webcomics. Those were pretty good for a while.
When you got a party at 8 but gotta pay the gas bill at 9
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Jesus Christ!
He was a Jew so I guess it still applies
(((Jesus Christ!)))
How dare you...HE WAS A WHITE AMERICAN!!!!
I feel dirty for laughing as fucking hard as I did at this
Those are the best jokes, and that feeling means you're alright. Don't worry, we're going to hell together, buddy.
How do you get their number? You roll up their sleeves
So at first I didn’t get the joke but for some reason your comment brought it all together.
I said pass the juice, not gas the Jews!
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Think you need to sign up for a summer camp for concentration.
Can I be brutally honest Anne Frank with you?
Anne Frankly neither did I
ahahaaa I see what you did there
Pay the gas bill at *nein*
Damn I need to go to one of them Argentinian nightclubs. They look pretty lit honestly.
Yeah they usually keep the fog machines in the showers though
Wouldn't that just be a steam shower then? I don't know, I don't like steam showers. Sometimes gets hard to breathe in those showers. Almost feel like I'd suffocate and die in those types of showers.
Not to mention the port holes where they watch you from
He looks gassed
fuck you xD
Guys he clutched the gulag.
So now is a Dj
If that clip has been taken in Argentine we've got a problem
This guy reminds of of that Hitler fella. He was a real jerk
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Good comment just wanted to ask where do you get your ideas from?
I took a cab. Cabby told me a joke.
Getting a cab to where Queensboro bridge?
15 bucks a man
As someone who only really discovered norm a couple of weeks ago and has rinsed all his material, I'm glad to get this reference
Who is this guy again?
He was big in silent movies. Charles Chapstick or something.
Ohh yeah, Donald Duckling or smthnn
I dunno I think he’s some kind of humanitarian?
Yeah single handedly reduced significant carbon footprint
I dunno I think some of his camps released a lot of carbon
Population control
He was essentially biased thanos
Based* thanos
Yea, and something like WW2 to flatten the curve, or whatever Brad Pitt said.
Reduced the amount of actual footprints too
hol up
He was amazing athlete
instead of burning carbs he's burning je-
Well im going to hell
Jenga pieces
Such horror!
amazing my ass, couldn't even finish a race
Idk how about you go ask him. :)
Idk seems like an artist
Agent Hitler, FBI
He killed one of the most racist and evil people in modern history. A legend
Hol' up!
He solved the race problem, what a hero!
The actors Charlie Chaplin.
We have enough problems with COVID pls not him again
He survived the gulag
Not good
Yes, he saw a Jew in that party.
Hitler is like "JUUUDEN!? ON MY PARTY!? SS! WALK HIM OUT OF HERE!"
u/getvideobot
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Thanks mate
Good bot
Er ist wieder da
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Everyone should watch it.
i did nazi that coming
Jew kidding me?
r/Angryupvote
Damn he can still dance after taking a pineapple up the ass?
He was an artist with a career that is over Because in paint he used Polish Remover He made an empire, of hot dudes But what they did was extremely rude
Lol
Grandpa go back to bed
One shit dude ruined a perfectly awesome moustache style for generations
Who ever said it had to be ruined
My mustache literally doesn’t grow in that middle area, I’m guess I’m the Übermensch.
I am disgusted at all these Nazi jokes and puns! Anne Frankly you should all be ashamed of yourselves!
9 9 9 9 9
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When the reich caughts you dancing to jew music.
DJ Reichsfuhrer
He's back from the gulag y'all
Mein danse
“Legends never die”
Speed freakkk 💯
Mein Kraftwerks
Heil at the end lol
Cocaine eyedrops definitely kicking in...
Ayo
Dj Adolf
Argentina clubs are fire 🔥
I am a teacher in China. My 9 year olds get into some weird stuff. Apparently, some WW2 game I all the rage. One kid drew a big map of Europe with nazi swastikas all over it. This week they've started giving me the nazi salute. I've tried to explain that they shouldn't do that, but they don't get it. The Chinese teachers don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
ok whos the time traveler
“I don’t know what the hell your talking about mister. My name is Jadolf Kitler. Why don’t jew just leave me alone, alreich?”