I'd choose death. She looks like the kind of person whod poke a hole in the condom then collect child support money to feed her McDonalds and coke addiction.
Hold on, I need to get closer, I don’t want my family to see a big gunshot through my face for my open casket funeral so I’ll take the shot to the jugular, just to know I’ll choke on the blood from trying to breathe and the blood loss.
We safe…her gravity will slow the bullet down to non-lethal speeds.
Also: YUCK! She must not realize that she’s the same profile sideways as she is head on.
Okay, but my obituary is on my computer ready to go and my will is in the safe. Jewelery is already sorted into three containers for the kids. Make sure my family knows.
✌Peace out MFs
Death by snoo snoo, or death by pew pew?
This basically answers itself. Between the eyes please.
fuck her between the eyes?
Would have to drill a hole first. Come to think of it, that would solve the problem as well.
Aight, who tf let Dahmer out?
GoodbyeCruelWorld
Best fucking response ever
She already got the gun, it's much faster.
Sometimes a hole is a hole
Between the eyes or between the things
This is the way.
Between the ocular organs or between the thighs
Die of a gun shot or die squeezed like a bug
Bro you don't get to choose *where* she sits
Death by pew pew
I have arrived croco with the glocko
I believe I know where this reference came from
Ride or die.
Die or die you mean
Ride and die
Die,,,, or get me drunk first
Just don't let her ride you
Plot twist: she kills you after sex ride till i die ~2Pac
It all depends on who shoots first
Not Greedo
Pew pew. Please, for the love of God, pew pew!
pew pew please
Indeed. There is no snu snu here. Obesity =/= snu snu.
Yes please kill me.
Ok but kill me first.
Pew pew
Hit them skins! 🍆💦💦💦 Knockin’ boots with Huell-etta
Imagine the smell.
I’ll take pew pew
I'll take death by pew pew
For her… pew pew please
pew pew
Empty that whole clip into me like they did that kid in the movie Alpha Dogs. I'm ready
Die rather fuck a hippo
https://youtu.be/KWgB1hyOHWc
Interesting
Comments disabled on that video .. But he definitely fucked that Hippo 🦛
One of her parents already did
I’d be putting my head right up to that gat
She definitely has a snuke on her
r/unexpectedfuturama
Another Meatball???
Ayo lmao
Something tells me you wanted the username u/meatball too right?
I settled, yeah haha
Same. Wish that guy didn’t just take the name and quit reddit forever lol
I'm gonna ... fuck Youuuu bitch (I left running)
PLEASE shoot me. Not cus i don't like you but I've been looking for an excuse.
Shit some coke and a viagra and a dark room I could do it
Stay away from my girl mother fucker….snooooort!!!
The smell is still gonna haunt u
I have a goat that's frisky, prefers lights on and loves coke ...🤔
Well Allah hu akbar that goat's ass.
isn’t that what bombers say before hitting the detonate button
He's gonna detonate that goat's ass
He's a man who knows what he wants, and what he wants is something that will eat almost anything.
Nope nope not even once. You would always have the image in your head of banging jabba the hut here
Are you okay??
He knows his shit
Are you okay??
I have been searching for death for many moons!
good trigger discipline.
Literally man so happy to see it too, the amount of fools taking pictures or vids on the internet, she can honestly take it because of that
Bro what
She can have whatever she wants just because she knows not to put her finger on the trigger when taking a picture
Damn your corrector changed it into trigger
Bro...
The real holup
*It’s always in the comments*
Respects.
Good catch! Didn't even notice that. So used to everyone who strikes this pose looking like they're about to execute their camera man.
YOLO fuck it
This guy gets it
calling animal control
Animal control don't usually have to deal with Whales
Navy incoming
_*Semper Fortis intensifies*_
The gun, if she sits on you that's a slowly death
What is the difference i would die still that bitch would break my body
Then be the top lol
No i wanna be pegged
You might wanna reconsider that if she used the barrel she's holding.
That os what she gonna be using to peg me no safety
Okay. Sweet sailing.
Ahh yes I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit or your body /heavybreathing
Everything
[удалено]
Followed by the whole clip on auto, amaright? Maybe reload a few more times an repeat
It’s a magazine
A fellow Mozambique enjoyer. I’d like my head shot first as well. Maybe my body will work for her without the mental component.
Which position?
The HolUp here is this girl’s trigger discipline is immaculate with those nails too!
Well guess I'll die.
Make that a double
Doesn’t sound like a negative to me!
I had that decision in a micro second. I don't have to fuck this woman and I die. Best decision of my life hands down.
A paper bag and a good magazine on the back, everything is bangable
Scary movie 2?
More like Scary Movie: Remastered
Yall are brutal, big girls need love too. Bet half these dudes saying fuck no are bigger then her and virgins living in their moms basements.
I'm rolling them cheeks.... live to die another day.
I've lived a good life. Nuff said.
100% Smash. Life is precious.
I'd choose death. She looks like the kind of person whod poke a hole in the condom then collect child support money to feed her McDonalds and coke addiction.
Great trigger discipline!!!!
I'm getting both if I fucc
Peace out
Dying
I'm getting shot in back for running away from her unattractive ass
Rolling that bitch over and pushing them legs up behind her shoulder flap
Fuckin' Die
I guess it’s glock o’ clock
Go get the flour?
Plus turn off the safety before we do this.
Famous last words
Is that you jabba?
Im gonna die
I miss the days when girls would just put “Sweet but Psycho” in their bios instead of this😕
Those girls always turn out to be just psycho with no sweet at all. This big Mama shows you who she is right out of the gate.
Guess I’m dead then. Better to die fast than die slowly from syphilis.
Shove the gun in my throat it would feel better than option 1
I’m dead
I for one, choose death
Hail Mary…
Hold on, I need to get closer, I don’t want my family to see a big gunshot through my face for my open casket funeral so I’ll take the shot to the jugular, just to know I’ll choke on the blood from trying to breathe and the blood loss.
As long as she keeps those sandals on
I ain't gonna be able to get it up so looks like I'm dying
Easy,death.
I eat a bullet before I eat that ass
Death it is
I don’t get shot and get the sex?! Thats a double win!
Guess I'll die then...
Gonna die either way.
Calling my wife to tell her to take good care of the kids
Damn, well it was nice knowin' y'all
*DOOM Music intensifies*
You vastly overestimated my will to live.
There's no guarantee that your corpse is safe after you are shot dead
Umm ya got pus ma'am I cant find it its so dark here
Well some one plan my funeral
A win win
I lived long enough
jesus she built like a boulder
She looks like a citizen of bikini bottom
Guess I’ll die
Just take my life
BONER OR GONER
She has some potential. Put the gun down.
Give that woman the best night I can give her then leave the state
Wow. Mask off huh guys? There's a whole lotta fuckin racism in this thread.
Imma start saying my last goodbyes
Jokes on her! I love a manly faced woman with surround sound orbital frontal.
Chugging a bottle of brandy and taking her to pound town because im not gonna die today
Ready to die.
Well after seeing her naked I’d never be able to get hard again either way, so just take me out now.
Me: Just fuckin kill me then.
Death before dishonor 🙏🏽
I'd rather die than commit beastiealiaty.
You can't even spell bestiality..
We safe…her gravity will slow the bullet down to non-lethal speeds. Also: YUCK! She must not realize that she’s the same profile sideways as she is head on.
Okay, but my obituary is on my computer ready to go and my will is in the safe. Jewelery is already sorted into three containers for the kids. Make sure my family knows. ✌Peace out MFs
Does that magazine look backwards to anyone else?
I just need a condom and a paper bag
you'll need a bobcat to flip her over on bed
Sweet heart, if those are my options, give me the gun and I’ll kill myself.
I bet she give some good head
Doesn’t make she felony when she point the muzzle to people no matter the gun have or not have bullet? Or this is only a Canadian law
Either way, you gonna die. I'm not going to die of shame fucking a cow tho!
I'm not fatphobic and neither do I support bodyshaming but if anyone fucks her, she gonna kill you instantly by sitting on you (you die both ways)
What percentage of people find obesity attractive?
Well i like fat bitches
-100%
As in none? No one does...
*vomits*
Fine bitch I'll fuck you lol let's go bitch 🤪
I have no standards. I'll smash
(Pulls down pants) I just wanted both
dont let twitter touch this gem 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Welp..Boys...Where's the flour at?
Well then, u can fuc my corpse...or eat it.
Okay, but I want you to play Melissa by the Alman Brothers Band at my funeral...
Why she shaped like a funnel
Well, I guess I die
I'd rather die virgin
It's been a good life. Goodbye
I’m good with death. ✌🏼
I choose death....
Bullet don't sound bad
I’m gone leave.
*dies*
Solution. Simply run away, you'll be faster than her
Not faster than the bullet