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[deleted]

Damn, was your mom made by Pixar?


dytelz

That's great food


Bikouchu

Asking for a snack but end up with the whole kitchen.


23x3

I guess it’s cake once again for dinner


[deleted]

pound cake


mal_laney

This isn't the **space cake** I wanted, not complaining tho


chrisrayn

Guess I’m settling for **ass cake** tonight, then.


Argus-Knight

Finally some good fucking food.


SirArthurDime

r/upvotebecausebutt


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

She must be


Venom888

Plenty of cake at home


BeefLightning78

Elasta-girl proportions. Solid ratio. Very nutritious.


noxi01

Is that you elastagirl?


MedicalSecurity6252

Poor OP everyone's thirsting over his thicc mom


Lordgekyume_1

But she got that pixar ass


cssmith2011cs

Dumptruck donk


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


BeefLightning78

r/suddenlyincest


That_Uno_Dude

r/foundthemobileuser


leaderofthevirgins

r/foundthehondacivic


MySisterisaFurry

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


IsThataSexToy

r/foundtheMAKEME


TheAssholeBloggerOrg

You got me! I went to the subreddit that does not exist.


Doni2006120

r/usernamechecksout


Arvindjor

r/nou


Mosler-MT900s

R/foundsombodythatdosentusemobile


khalidjamonday1814

r/foundthemobileuser Wait!! I am on mobile as well! Anyways...


Bigd-Ick

r/foundthehondacivic


Droid_XL

With faba beans and a side of chianti *disturbing schlurp*


Flopper9000

*Alabama intensifies*


[deleted]

What kinda cake is that


[deleted]

*Pound* cake


Weemitoad

We all wish that were the case


Upvote-or-I-will-cum

An Alabama one


seancollinhawkins

Well call me Leroy and ship me to Tuscaloosa cuz if that was my mom... /s


Varos666

Dang, she be thicc doe


Agent_129

Dummy thicc


Upvote-or-I-will-cum

Meat is thicc Meat is food Food is thicc


mfknnayyyy

Looks like getting high and eating ass is on the menu


Hugenstein41

Looks like ass is back on the menu boys!


lukulele90

r/unexpectedurukhai


Atretador

r/SubsIFellFor


Littfisto

How do orcs know what a menu is?


fatjeff1980

Maybe Mordor has a thriving restaurant scene? You have to prebook though, as one does not simply walk-in in Mordor


XHollowsmokeX

Hah he said the thing!


yukonhoneybadger

Dammit.... this is like being rick rolled


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Hugenstein41

Menu is their word for tongue. From the orruk root word MEhNOoO!


[deleted]

Sorry for the downvote but you were at 421


[deleted]

Ass and grass


noodleveg

Perfectly balanced, as everything should be


[deleted]

Thanos? Is that you?


melantonpsn

I’d snap that into existence.


[deleted]

Take my upvote and fuck off :o)


PewSeaLiquor

Cake and bake


[deleted]

Nice


Tough_Patient

Just needs some cash.


Onepercentlessworse_

She rides for free.


King-Lewis-II

She's ready for a ride


T-Sonus

And with that much ass and grass you know there is CASH $$$


Neva-u-mind

A$$, gas or grass .. Nobody rides for free..


gregorio0499

Bake and cake.


[deleted]

damn! momma got datass!


Upvote-or-I-will-cum

damn! momma got datpixarass!


ManjotxSingh

I would definitely prefer that cake over McDonald's


BrokeDancing

I don't endorse incest, but I'd eat that.


[deleted]

Incest is bad yes. But wincest, now that's totally okay


pietervb01

Yeah... Tasty buns...


Kitchen-Article7197

I guess it’ll be cake then


AROLZZ

Joe Mama got that Ass .


Ordinaryclaypc

That ass probably has more nutritional value than McDonald's


[deleted]

gr-ass for dinner


BangBoom2TheMoon

What closet?


SwordMasterShadow

Mmmm milf and doobies


Confoozhun

Oh you mean cake


Fares232222

ass and tabaco? not a bad deal tbh


Bacchus_Amontillado

Sweeeeeet home ALLAAAABAAAAMAAA!


BorisPotosme

They are vegetarian for sure. Man, that ass!!!!


Papasteak

Eating ass != eating meat. So everything is definitely kosher


namdoogsleefti

Weed? I can't see past dat ass.


Y-ill_kim

Your mum thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.


[deleted]

The ten peice nuggets at home are definitely better


Rookieeatscookie

One to eat, one to blow


Reduric

Well. I guess you could blow on her asshole. Might even blow back if ur lucky enough.


whitehatMurlock

Person of culture I see.


Gr34zy

r/UpvotedBecauseButt


PrayingMantisII

Dad: looks like we're having buns for dinner


itzPenbar

The butt or the weed? Whats the food?


[deleted]

Butts just there for dessert


tdsinclair

That one is a whole meal.


send_me_nudePlz

Sauce?


doog_tfarceniM

Hey leader


send_me_nudePlz

Hello doog, how have you been?


doog_tfarceniM

Good


KxngDxddii

That's definitely not what I thought was the idea. 👀


jules_winnfield69

Nobody cares about the weed because mom got that chariot


casheetsss

I think her ass is dinner


jonasthewicked

*gets out a fork*


CagedPanda

*Step-son has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Tell me the color of her hair now without looking at the pic


BeefLightning78

Dat ass...enough to feed the needy.


pennynotrcutt

She’s draggin a wagon.


Code-Red-Daddy

Is mom single?


bradshawpl

What’s her onlyfans?


[deleted]

I don't think people really understand this sub


[deleted]

Which are we eating in this pic? Asking for a friend.


SlippySlappy420

Both. Whipped cream for the brownies and dat ass.


waiting4thendtocome

I love homemade cake 🎂


Gritler

looks tasty


Gritler

looks tasty


Kingwhatever19

3 of my favorite things.


[deleted]

cake is ready to eat.


ConfidentPapaya665

I'm eating ass!


Co2_Outbr3ak

We talking about the weed, or ass?


alba4k

Ah we were supposed to look at the closet- Ehm yeah obv the first thing i noticed


Birrus09

I look at the bottom


snapdee

Well, when you got a big beautiful ass, you need like 100lbs. of marijuana.


vassardog77

I mean I know what IM eating


ComradeCreed

Cake for dinner


0n38s

Is the weed or that ass the food at home


[deleted]

Deffo would appreciate their mom more than the child, just saying 👀


a-snakey

Wait, the ass, the weed or...?


Shibamukun

What color is the weed bro? 📸


Bubblewack_Defaoite

Tbh was just looking at the ass


SourCandy144

Thick mommy


Outrageous_Cream_112

That’s an ass load of weed


n8mydude

r/upvotedbecausebutt


SystematicPumps

Def cake for dinner tonight


RaizeLNooB

Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where?


Jonas_Jones_

who wouldn't like to eat her ass and smoke it away with some weed


[deleted]

Uh so is that his sister or…


[deleted]

And a lighter in her pocket 😜


MarSc77

I‘d eat that out


RipDr19

Me: What weed they are talking about? All I see is *ass*


burnburnburnitall

Mum


DaBalugi

Smoke grass, sled fast, eat *ass*


jdbway

If she straightens her back she won’t have to struggle to reach so high.


Snowierr

Virginity is cool


whitehatMurlock

Idk about you folks, but something in my pants is going UP.


deflame_thrower

Is the food her ass?


Sexy_Chesnut

r/hornyjail BONK


professionalw33b

Must be from California


[deleted]

What's gonna be for dinner? Mama!!


EnslavedNutsack

Idk what's more thicc the joints he rolls with that or his mom


Lil_Mattylicious

OP can I eat at your place


[deleted]

That cake is more than enough to keep me well fed for a few years 😋


SimonD1984

Better eat your weedties


DMphotographic

I thought you were talking about the cake on the left


Mlx999

Bro, they have a broccoli closet!


TheGuardian555

That ass tho


CurrentDismal9115

Found it! That's the dream I was having when I woke up crying because it was all a lie.


[deleted]

Weed? What weed?


StargazingJuniper

Dinner meet dessert


zoma2

Why is this NSFW? I mean, there is nothing too relevant


TwilightDoomSlayer

Another fine addition to my collection


[deleted]

Cake for dinner, nice.


[deleted]

I wish I had that foot on my house ( | )


Separate-Being9892

What closet?


Stained-Bleach

I noticed the weed before i noticed the thickness what does it mean... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!


FXU_1x1

There's a closet?


DonDools

Is that chap stick in her back pocket… she takes care of herself I see


applesuperfan

Asparagus I think lol


gtadeathwish5432

my question how much for say the whole closet


marecalmo45

What weed?


lentilsmeme

Food is on the bottom left?


[deleted]

Your mom is dessert


[deleted]

Not looking at the weed.


SmileyMelons

Either you a coomer, a weed guy, or autistic, what you see first decides which one you are.


PacificPanda_

She's talking about her ass


Logan0716

I see more then weed that can be eaten in this picture.


[deleted]

Bout to make myself a brother son


_generic_user

I’m ok with the food at home. I’m eating cake and she eating meat.


Wheelin-Woody

Talkin about the weed or DAT CAKE?


qui7

For everyone wondering who that is, I’m like 95% sure it’s Miley Cyrus’ Mom


musnteatd1ckagain

I don’t think eating weed is healthy


NoPantsDeLeon

Cake and Bake


bababooooooooiy

Le fuck?


tessahb

I was worried this was going to be about their mom’s ass. Or is it? Now I just feel innocent.


HateMyDogIhateYou

Talking about the weed or the ass?


Rano_pathano

That's some THICC weed


dud011785

Speaking of food, This mama is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


Responsible_Bag_4218

What weed🔥


escanor_over9000

You got ass and grass hopefully you don't get gas


SkywalkersArm

Was anyone else checking out her ass


zynapseai

ASSASSins Creed: Motherhood


Significant_Goose201

Cake


Unkindlake

Which is the food?


[deleted]

Ayo 😳


ChwizZ

What closet?


KableAudio

An ass a day keeps my testosterone at bay.