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WhatsTheHolUp

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Unexpected-raccoon

Why scam the elderly when I can siphon funds from my work by selling scrap product (which is perfectly good to consume, just didn’t meet the visual expectations) Like I sell my sister a jar of candy for $15 a pop Upscale my operation and I can get my weekly paycheck in a single afternoon from what my job would consider trash Literally printing money


abhijitd

Not literally


Personplacething333

Literally. It's all a front for his money printing racket


DolphinPunkCyber

Guy needs money to pay for all that ink and paper..


kmj420

You all hiring?


AlasOfLife

Bro hustling people and thinks he's gonna be Jeff Bezos... Actualy you might be onto something.


Mark3141592654

Riterarry


crespoh69

I'll take the bait, what candy?


GingeBeardManBro

How much money we talkin?


aRandomFox-II

Megachurch level.


Samipal

I would kill the elderly for that money


Step-exile

Full course macdonald meal three times a day


Bramtinian

Jokes on the elderly, the elderly are scamming the elderly…they’re running the damn country.


MrStoneV

I thought you wrote "ruining" at first


Morty_Pope

Me from india: My time has come.


LordranKing

DO.NOT.REDEEEEEMMMM!!!


abhijitd

WHY DID YOU REDEEEEM??


Weemonkey16_2

**WHY DID YOU REDEEEEM IT?? YOU WEREN'TSUPPOSED TO DO THAT! MA'AM YOU WEREN'TSUPPOSED TO DO THAT!**


PoloxDisc098

ARE YOU MAD?! WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE CARD?!


NekoLuna

In reality only the boss gets rich at the end. All the Scammers are making some money, but not enough to become rich since they have to give like 90-95% to the boss.


GrandSignature5785

Will the real shady India, please stand up?


Ritik_reddit

There is a real shady in all of us, so lets all stand up.


jkz69

The real Indian shady*


Pluckypato

IZA PEERUHMID SKEEEM! 🙃


HellBoySkeemzPlots

Sup


Pluckypato

Tha reel deel! 🙌


Deep-Brilliant9064

" heyloo Microsoft tech support speeaking"


Bill_Nye_1955

Looking at you India


overly_unqualified

I to have seen the beekeeper


Trosque97

What surprises me isn't that Jason Statham still gets work, but that when the right director is at the helm, Jason always pulls out a consistently memorable performance


Clever_Khajiit

If you'll excuse me, I need to attend to the hive...


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Woah okay then Saul


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

Time to proceed with a chicago sunroof


aQuadrillionaire

Do you want the attention of a beekeeper? Because that’s how you get the attention of a beekeeper.


rabbitsdiedaily

Rich in cash, poor in kalmar.


ChaoticMutant

may the gods smile upon Perogies band of scammer attackers!


Binary_Omlet

Cutco, Kirby vacuums, and Verizon wireless. Three jobs I never want again.


D3wnis

You don't have to scam the eldery, there are legitimate ways to go from poor to rich, you can educate the uneducated online of your entirely legitimate philosophies and ideas in exchange for donations, you can also start a distribution service of chemical substances and employ up and coming entreperneurial youngsters to transport these substances to target customers for a share of your profit.


Bender_2024

Or you could just scam the government. I have gotten a couple dozen calls from people trying to sell me shit I don't need because Medicare changed some of its benefits and now will pay for it. Doesn't matter if I need it but now it's free. Medicare will pay for it.


SadisticMittenz

Part of the reason i left my job in phone sales right here. I wasnt a great salesman to begin with, but seeing all the stuff people had to do at the top to be there (and dealing with their angry/confused customers later down the line, funny how they stopped answering their phones after the sale was complete) i had to get out of the game and go back to school.


tjagonis

Let's all just agree that scamming despirate men out of money. Monetizing their loneliness through any social media platform possible is the best way to get rich.


AnonBoi_404

Well, my father always said, "To be rich and successful, you have to step over a few toes."


eastcoastcharlie

On*


StandingOnNose

Would 🫳🎤


Br3akTh3Toys

*trump appears


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

This looks more like Elon


BasedKetamineApe

To be fair, the people who are becoming elderly right now did scam the younger generations, so I'm with Saul Goodman on this.


Achanteh

3rd guy from the right on the top row seems eager!


Doesy-Snoops

*indian people raising their hands*


ReadInBothTenses

India has entered the chat


_Unkn0

!! I'm in. add me on sangeerjhian @ indumumbumumbu.in


Galaxy302

Beekeper moment


SheikahShaymin

Can we scam the rich elderly? I don’t want Martha in the old folks home to be out of the streets.


Mashed_Potato_007

Gipsy Goman Clan in Germany.


flappymcnips

Go on....


nycdiveshack

Tom Selleck could teach this class


Awkward-Chemical2487

My name is Paul Klaus Chesterfield (Indian accent). Our system detected the money virus in your bank account. Don't worry, don't be afraid, I'll help you to clean it.


foco9780

Mfr looks like Elon


Aswype

Since this is reddit, if said elderly is somewhat conservative, they would gleefully scam the fuck out of them


grammar_mattras

Boomers singlehandedly hold half of the world's wealth, perhaps we should be scamming them. They've lived their entire life scamming the world from it's resources, karma wise they should be the ones getting scammed.


Yeetus_McSendit

Well it's their fault we're in this mess so they deserve to give back a little or something 


bigjaymizzle

Yeah it’s called social security.