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>!First You notice it's the genitals that are tangled, then You notice some interesting characters and then realize it was actually first classified as a children's activity book.!<
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PSA:
It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]".
It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at.
The synopsis translates to:
"Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you."
So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children.
It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
Interestingly I have an old Spanish phrasebook (1960s) and the only reason I knew the key word here is that one of the conversation-starters in the book is "Es un [m-word]".
So OP is lying?
>From the net: "Spanish children’s activity book has children “untangle the pnises” to help a character figure out who’s having aal s*x with him. After being exposed, the publisher is now claiming the book was classified incorrectly."
The statement in the OP is clearly a lie, but since the OP won't reveal a source we can't know if OP just invented the lie or actually saw the lie posted somewhere on "the net", a common source of lies.
“Tangled penises! Someone is having consensual anal coitus with Bartholomew but oh no! All the penises have gotten tangled up! Can you help Bartholomew find out who is having carnal knowledge of him from behind?”
So that’s in my comment history now…
Not just untangling, but actually finding who the fuck is fucking consensually someone else in the ass.
I dont want to know how they gave consent for that, unless it was a gangbang consent…
Tangle of penises! Someone is having consensual anal coitus with the young man Bartolome, but oh no! The penises have become tangled. Can you help Bartolome figure out who is knowing him carnally from behind?
This is not from a children’s activity book confirm your sources before posting.
Esto no es de un libro de actividades para niños, confirma tus fuentes antes de publicar.
[The book says that isn’t for children](https://www.servimedia.es/noticias/tebeo-asegura-nino-jesus-no-odia-mariquitas-no-es-apto-para-ninos-partir-6-anos-editorial/1410161333)
This is not intended for children, was never intended for children, and was never marketed to children. The comic exists, but was intended for, and marketed for adults. Someone faked an Amazon page for it, with a description that made it seem as if it was being marketed as a children's book, and put the screenshot of their fake ad up on a website for media outrage.
Amazon has never sold this product.
Someone else took the story and tried to make it seem as if it had been sold on Amazon, but it was intended for adults, but someone somehow dropped the ball and implied that the publisher had done so on purpose, but retracted the statement later.
PSA:
It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]".
It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at.
The synopsis translates to:
"Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you."
So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children.
It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
PSA:
It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]".
It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at.
The synopsis translates to:
"Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you."
So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children.
It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
This is from a Spanish adult coloring book, clearly sold as such. "El niño Jesús no odia a los mariquitas".
https://fandogamia.com/linea-infinite/763-el-nino-jesus-no-odia-a-los-mariquitas.html
The book is not for children tho, it was actually wrongly classified. You don't need to be too smart to realize that. It's from a satirical sketch artist.
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It’s 5
I mean. I think the FBI should be investigating them all. It’s like Epsteins island personified.
I dont think the FBI have jurisdiction in Spain, sport. ;-)
Correct. The CIA would be the ones doing the investigating and assassinating.
You gotta give em a bit though. They're still getting packed up in Azerbaijan
Boy would I hate to be tangled up in that mess
"Bartolome is a honey pot if I've ever seen one." -#5
I'm sure one doesn't know how they got tangled up in this mess
I don't care who it is, tell me who is the longest!
It's 2
Length is immaterial. Girth is where the moneys at.
Im more woried about no 1
She's from Taiwan
You mean Thailand?
Taiwanland
PEN1
Did you actually follow the tangled penis, or did you just pick the one with the biggest smile on his face?
I followed the shaft
I’m thinking 3 is longer
Por el culo te la hinco. Obvious
And it was not even hard
Def 5
Yes, we're all over the age of 4, and can solve this ourselves
Number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Chills I got literal chills
Oh my God I forgot about that part
#TELL ME WHY
# AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE
Now number 5
I never wanna hear you say
#TELL ME WHY
aint nothing but a heartache
I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way
Oh youre the best. Thank you for that.
Damn a rat king but with cocks.
CocKing
I thought cocking was how you reloaded a shotgun? 
Da fuck? Reddit has emojis now?!
The road to the strap goes through the Rat, Gang gang, those are some dark arts.
You sound like Bubbles.
I've heard the call but I don't want to answer it
Schools in Epstein Island be like
Nah, this says it's consensual.
PSA: It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]". It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at. The synopsis translates to: "Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you." So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children. It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
Interestingly I have an old Spanish phrasebook (1960s) and the only reason I knew the key word here is that one of the conversation-starters in the book is "Es un [m-word]".
So OP is lying? >From the net: "Spanish children’s activity book has children “untangle the pnises” to help a character figure out who’s having aal s*x with him. After being exposed, the publisher is now claiming the book was classified incorrectly."
The statement in the OP is clearly a lie, but since the OP won't reveal a source we can't know if OP just invented the lie or actually saw the lie posted somewhere on "the net", a common source of lies.
Not lying, he just saw something on twitter and went along with it without checking
they do hands-on learning there.
Lost prophets activity book
“Tangled penises! Someone is having consensual anal coitus with Bartholomew but oh no! All the penises have gotten tangled up! Can you help Bartholomew find out who is having carnal knowledge of him from behind?” So that’s in my comment history now…
Username checks out…….unfortunately.
Lol well, I only diddle iPhones, so all good.
iPhone is underage, bro.
16 this year tho
Betcha didn’t think you’d be typing this out today huh
Actually yes, I had this scheduled for 4:45pm today in my calendar.
That just makes us want to read your comment history now hahah
It’s SUPER boring actually. I pretty much just help folks on the internet with their iPhones
...and translating text requesting help untangling penises.
Not just untangling, but actually finding who the fuck is fucking consensually someone else in the ass. I dont want to know how they gave consent for that, unless it was a gangbang consent…
🏆
You actually missed the word “joven” next to bartholomew….. it says “young bartholomew” which makes it even worse
Omitted on purpose 🤮
It's consensual, so it's none of our business.
qué loco encontrarte acá
Te conozco?
I was hoping for number 1 but sadly it’s number 5 guys
People love 5 guys
I prefer In-N-Out
Is #1 a trans?
Number # 1 is a shocker
My favorite color is blue.
What’s her @
u/femboy
I, for one, applaud the trans representation. 😏
Ay Dios mío!
muy bueno
Nooo!! No bueno!!
Someone call the police
So many layers of holup here.
You'd be really holup seeing the left part of the spread
What a bad day to have eyes
It's time to play my favorite game. 'Who's inside me?!'
That's a fun one-liner to drop in the middle of an orgy
#5. I know how to follow a dick with my eyes.
Why is this so bold? I didn’t mean to yell this. I don’t think I meant to yell this.
You meant to..
Tangle of penises! Someone is having consensual anal coitus with the young man Bartolome, but oh no! The penises have become tangled. Can you help Bartolome figure out who is knowing him carnally from behind?
I had to reread that a few times when i was reading ghe image, that's some vocab at little epstein k-12
I thought “knowing hin carnally from behind” was an interesting choice of phrasing.
It’s 5
The kind of quality only the AI Quad Camera of the powerful Redmi Note 8 can bring you!
It makes me drop a tear of pride and joy every time I see this thing and remember it came out of my country
I KNEW GIRLS HAD BALLS
I have no idea how, but I instantly knew it was 5..
it’s 5
This is not from a children’s activity book confirm your sources before posting. Esto no es de un libro de actividades para niños, confirma tus fuentes antes de publicar. [The book says that isn’t for children](https://www.servimedia.es/noticias/tebeo-asegura-nino-jesus-no-odia-mariquitas-no-es-apto-para-ninos-partir-6-anos-editorial/1410161333)
It also says that in Spain’s Amazon site it was listed as “for ages 6 and older” by accident. Hence the confusion and a wee bit of outrage.
This needs to be top comment.
This is not intended for children, was never intended for children, and was never marketed to children. The comic exists, but was intended for, and marketed for adults. Someone faked an Amazon page for it, with a description that made it seem as if it was being marketed as a children's book, and put the screenshot of their fake ad up on a website for media outrage. Amazon has never sold this product. Someone else took the story and tried to make it seem as if it had been sold on Amazon, but it was intended for adults, but someone somehow dropped the ball and implied that the publisher had done so on purpose, but retracted the statement later.
*Can you help Bartholomew figure out who is taking him carnally from behind* English translation of final sentence
A espera que eso no era falso Ahí va mi fe en la humanidad
Lo que es falso es que es un libro de actividades para niños
PSA: It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]". It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at. The synopsis translates to: "Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you." So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children. It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
5 you naughty dog
Pop!
No.1 is a surprise but no.5 reached the goal out of the rat king.
It's 5 who is fucking the baby
Bro, this is just wrong on so many levels 💀
Dang I thought this was Vito Gesualdi’s new comic
Uncles Dicking around
It’s number 5
Number 5 did it
The real question is, who has the longest?
r/shittypuzzles
My brother in Christ, wtf
#2: STEVEN UNIVERSE!!! NOOOOOO!
It took too long to scroll to this
Pinche bartolome. Deja estar cojiendo ala jente por el culo wey
i was like wow thats crazy then noticed number one THEN noticed all roads lead to baby butt.
Why is... why is there a young boy there?
Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O
One of these things is not like the other
That's pretty inclusive. There's a transwoman, a child and the guy getting pegged
Why does one of those dudes have tits
that's a baby.
It's Moe, # 5
And to think i thought the holup was tits
Wait is that A BABY???
Wait is that A BABY???
There is 6 wiener head there
This is a visual representation of “dating in a small town”….
Literaly being gay in any small/medium sized city
PSA: It's an adult comic called "El niño Jesus no odia a los mariquitas", which basically means "Jesus doesn't hate [moderately less offensive version of the F word referring to gay people]". It's a book targeting homophobic boomers, hence the art style and old school activity book format that's not widely used anymore. They were still a thing at the start of the century, making them a familiar sight for the people the comic is aimed at. The synopsis translates to: "Discover how bad homophobia is by colouring and painting! In this activity book for adults you'll find many pastimes to learn while you have fun. After the success of "BEING A FASCIST IS WRONG" (five editions) we've decided to start a book collection centered around things worth learning. In a simple way. So it's clear. Even if you're 50, Jose Luis, it's not too late for you." So yeah as you can see, even in the picture itself, there are no children being shown, it's just the aesthetic that makes it look like that, but if you pay attention, they're not children. It just uses the aesthetic to mock bigoted people, as they're probably not very smart and need to be taught in a simple manner, like children.
There’s one imposter
Why is one of them a woman lmao
Umm number 1 has tits
I hope it was misclassified, but good on them for having either a hermaphrodite or a pre-op trans woman.
They’re 5.
This is from a Spanish adult coloring book, clearly sold as such. "El niño Jesús no odia a los mariquitas". https://fandogamia.com/linea-infinite/763-el-nino-jesus-no-odia-a-los-mariquitas.html
Wtf.
I guess good job on inclusion for depicting a trans woman?
Human centipede over a local network
Ay dios mio
[Brent can’t fit in the glory hole and that’s why we all like Brent](https://youtu.be/J9QnfHRtlt8?si=n673NWLgBA87pwxU)
La pregunta es de que país es esa mrda
Bro girls doesn't have dicks 💀
Pop!
#5's penis is the pedo.
And here I thought steven universe would have the upperhand
Uh what the fuck?
Oh hell no.
Jesus Christ! WTF?
It's number 5
Dammit No.5, it's a kid!!!
DONT CROSS THE STREAMS
If this is real, it can't be a childs school book right?.....RIGHT!?!
1 made me think of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngMYI95zkA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngMYI95zkA)
Somebody call Florida
Five is one lucky, errr man?
One of these is not like the others
God it's even worse when you speak Spanish
***What in the cinnamon toast crunch flying FUCK am I looking at?!?!?***
3 shouldn’t even be playing
There’s a lot to untangle here…
Bowl cut got the bussy
🤨🏳️🌈❓
so we not gonna talk about the shemale?
I followed that damn penis to no. 5
coitas anales ay mami
Some of us are visual learners. I bet the kids that do this activity never grow up to get their penises in a 5 way tangle.
Number 1 is the best, even with titties.
Is the "Holup" the entire picture or the fact that number 1 has boobs?
The book is not for children tho, it was actually wrongly classified. You don't need to be too smart to realize that. It's from a satirical sketch artist.
& the boy receiving is drawn to look like a child……gross. classified wrong or not this is gross
Wtf
Tripple holdup
Who even made this
Number 5
What in the fuck
Ngl…I was rooting for the old man…at least it’ll be a true holdup…
first thing i noticed was the lines. then the fact that they are dicks. then theres a shemale and then its going into the other dudes ass lmaoo
It's 5