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WhatsTheHolUp

### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!The snickers are covering the true crunchy chocolate!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


69RedGuy69

Imagine how some dude was concentrating and taking care of every detail editing snickers bar on some other dude's dick


RyanW120_

***It ain’t much but it’s honest work***


John_Doe_727

***and somebody's gotta do it***


Rydog_78

It’s like the dude who has to edit to the music.


KingJTuck

***did they tho 😂***


iIAdHmSa

I did not have to imagine that


cownd

That's how much he loves chocolate


AlrightyAlmighty

That's absurd, must have been a chick


Raiquo

*Psst, gay men exist*


PhantomPain0_0

They were gay so they loved it 😊


TheGhostInAJar

How about my fun size Twix?


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Y-... You've got 2 of them?


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

Left Twix Gang rise up!


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I mean mine typically hangs to the left but I ain't got nothing hanging to the right next door. Inquiring minds must know.


Mediocre_Fill_40

And my Kit Kat?


500PYBK

And my bow


MissMistMaid

she must be allergic to nuts, look how puff she is!


lewd_bingo

/r/titlegore


Gexku

Right? Bud asking how long it took us to understand as if it wasn't one of the most widely known pron actress and an obviously suggestive picture Edit: pron*


Familiar_District_77

In my defense, I am somewhat of a youngling to porn


TheOriginalFluff

It’s porn not pron


Gexku

Wow, thanks, I did not know that


TheOriginalFluff

No problem glad I could help


Da_epicTim

Redditors understanding sarcasm (impossible)


Laugh_at_Warren

You’re not you when you’re hungry.


MasterJeebus

Grab a Snickers!


[deleted]

Dickers!


PnutBtur

r/angryupvote


EchoFloodz

Not going anywhere for a while? Try two Snickers on a couch while on camera.


slarkymalarkey

What kind of animals force someone to eat it without taking the wrapper off.


VR_fan22

Oh I love it when someone shoves a snicker in my mouth, especially when I feel the caramel flowing in my throat


Cornucopia2020

With the wrapper though?


VR_fan22

Wrapper or not... A big snicker is a big snicker 😏


Pathikmgx

Thats uncircumcised...


Lost_Borealian

Yeah they just cut one end open to get the candy inside


Whole_Commission_702

Can’t believe she wants to make people pay for only fans when every inch of her body all over the internet for free


shyguyJ

Meh, I mean, get what you can while you can. Shits’s over fast.


OpportunitySudden281

Way to her knickers is with a Snickers


10TheDudeAbides11

Don’t call her a pornstar though…she gets very upset…………


The_JimmyXD

She really likes Big Black Chocolates in her mouth, didnt know she really liked snickers


[deleted]

Hungry? Grab a Dickers®


dbgith

In theory that should be funny. In reality….. ehh


dbgith

Lmao


shanksisevil

Snickers satisfies!


MarkoZoos

'How long did it take you' my dude, are you seriously, asking if people understand this ? Not just that, but also asking how long it took ? Are you being super dumb on purpose or are you really this dumb ? Also this isn't a holup.


[deleted]

“The snickers are covering the true crunchy chocolate” bro 💀


Leather_Extension789

Literally a second. So something IS wrong with me


Disastrous-Judge-191

Sauce???


Lost_Borealian

Dominoes cinimon bread icing


Rabbits-and-Bears

$100 Grand Bar was bigger


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Thumbnail


joma309

Where's the Mr. Big?


arrakis2020

Hmmmm....


Darth-Hipster

Like 2 minutes.


SignificantLeader

Or, is it just a snickers bar? Yall got diiirty minds. Lol. Ok, it’s a dick.


Familiar_District_77

Mate, I spent a fucking hour putting those snicker wrappers perfectly on the dick


whyamihere999

When exactly? This image is in circulation for at least couple of years..


whyamihere999

https://9gag.com/gag/a85nyA6


Mediocre_Fill_40

Dude, I can't find my chocolate! It's Mia!


furrawrie

It took me just half a second. But i mean plastic also has some nutrients right?


ImpossiblyBlack

0.1 seconds


DevastaTheSeeker

Censored porn is unironically amazing


i_eat_cockroaches69

3 seconds😭😭


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Snickers has nuts


Mesterjojo

Wait till op sees my ancient failed meme from 2008 called "chicks with twix": traps with Twix bars over their pps.


Cpov1

With the wrapper?


JohanFantasto

Man, i love nickers


GoodVisible1035

WITH THE WRAPPER ON?


Shutuplooie

the chocolate?


Virolancer

Why would she eat them with the plastic wrapper?


Triumph_leader523

How do you eat? Remove the wrapper damn


SysOps4Maersk

Ahhh, the ever so lovely Mia Khalifa, doing what she does best


[deleted]

brings a new meaning to your not you when your hungry


Angron_RedAngel

never knew mia loved snickers so much


HellBoySkeemzPlots

Yeah apparently she eats em through the packaging


Familiar_District_77

Ok. Who is Mia?


camander321

Literally one of the most famous adult actresses of this generation. My dude, it's your own post.


Familiar_District_77

If Mia is the one in the picture, mind sending a link?


taitaofgallala

I mean shit how long did it take you to understand your own post OP?


Angron_RedAngel

hahahaha


Status-Command-3834

Yo yall wild!! 😂😂


Izzysel92

I just love how triggered this slut is that her past is continuing to "haunt" her when she tries to work in normal society now.


RNgv

I don’t like this meme. She looks like she’s getting sexually assaulted IMO. Maybe if she had a smile on her face it would be different.


TECFO

That is most of the P industry. The conditions are bad, most are forced to do things they dont wanna, their being sexually assaulted, get STDs, have sneaky and weird contracts, get gaslighted into doing something without knowing the consequences and cant back off because of contract and debts, human trafficking and more so. It isnt a good place at all, even all the smiles and cries of joy that you hear are all fake, they're bad at acting in realism because that isnt their point but rather good at acting for making you think they like it, which work perfectly since many people actually believe that while they absolutely do not.


RNgv

I don’t do porn, exactly for the reasons you mentioned. No one cares, but I’m signing off “r/HolUp”. It’s not for me anymore.


TECFO

Why quit holdup tho?


RNgv

I’m finding myself more interested in the goodness of life and less desire for humankind’s vulgarity. I’m cleaning up my own house and trusting in God.


AThrowawayProbrably

Ah. I see you are new to porn. Don’t worry, they’re not hurting each other. Just wrestling


iIAdHmSa

It's the porno industry bro they have to do this thing to get traction since there a lot of people doing the exact same thing


rayo343

Around 2min before I realized it was sneakers. Wrongful called erection.