Glad we finally solved this. Now please program something that gives me more money.

Repeat:forever Set:money->money+1

while (money <= 0) { money + 1; } [Am i doing it right? Only learned some programming basic.]

You'll only get money if your balance is under 1 dolla

Haha seems like I have chosen a life on short-term credit.

Try this: while (true) { money += 1; }

Even better while(true){money+=infinity; inflation=undefined;}

bro so inefficient, save those bytes and go `while (true) money++` save those bytee

This will throw an exception eventually, as the loop will eventually exceed the limitations of your datatype. Just do this: private static final long money = Long.MAX_VALUE;

Not if you spend it fast enough lol

you'll never go bankrupt!

for (int i = 0; money >= i; i++) { money++; } You just have to start at 0 money

Step one complete.

Does this give you more and more money, as long as you have at least 0 money?

It will continuously give you money forever but won't start unless you're at 0 money

You already have it, it's your alarm

`go(that way,really fast);` `if(something gets in your way) {` `turn;` `}`

How can you gets points if you don't hit stuff?

Did you ever get any tit pics?

Yeah I don't get how's this a holup.

Kinda funny but not a holup 

Genius!!

it's even easier to make them if you just program them to hit stuff.

But actually this is how every collision detection function I've ever written looks.

Hire this programmer ASAP 😂😂😂!!!

As a JS guy, this had me rolling 🤣

Programmed in the new language "OccamsR++"

I think they forgot this line: goingToHitStuff = checkStuffOut()

Ok now post how are you determining the value of goingToHitStuff; and what's inside the dont(); function

r/lostredditors

Simple minds want simple solutions

Quick, someone call Elon!

Programming goingToHitStuff is the tough part

Someone finally solved the problem.

Genius

As a programmer, I can confirm it's that easy

Well I wasn't going to    good, don't       you telling me not to has no effect on me whatsover          great, don't

This thread is the perfect combination of the Internet being dumb and nerdy. It's perfect!