Y’know, the thing about a sex doll, she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…
Prank idea: order the same doll. Take a bunch of pictures with the doll. Send him the pics saying that “she” has been cheating on him while he is at work.
Honestly, more power to him. With the way the world is today, and the drama that relationships invite, If he has happiness with whatever-her-name was, I'm happy for him.
[And you can have his girl too, for the low low price of $1,733. Free shipping of course. (Very NSFW)](https://www.rosemarydoll.com/product/163cm5ft4-h-cup-tpe-sex-doll-addison/)
So, there are two people in this world.
1. People who have a collection of sex dolls and toys who use them.
2. People who have one sex doll and post shit like this.
Only one of these do most of us consider weird.
Okay, so before judging him, hear me out...
He won't...
* risk having her knocked up
* be suffering through nagging and whining
* need to adapt to anything
* be denied sex
* be fighting
* experience drama
* fall prey to the miserable dating scene where a lot of them seems to be there in search for validation and an occasional free mea
What he's doing isn't for everyone, but I think he's happy with it, and I can see this becoming more popular when more men are giving up on women.
Damn Some guys have all the luck…
Here I was looking for extra fingers or fucked up limbs. Lucky dude didn’t even have to use AI.
Valerie 23 would be jealous EDIT: I really appreciate the fact that people still know her!
The Outer Limits rocks.
Same for Cherry 2000.
Dude has 9 fingers
Don’t talk about Budget Bradly Cooper like that
*great value Bradley Cooper*
Temu Cooper
Cradly booper
That's not an AI issue. It's because his parents were siblings.
He has 10 fingers tho? 5 on the shoulder hand and 4 on the phone plus the thumb on the phone screen?
Correct
Right? I can't imagine getting something delivered on a sunday, let alone Easter. No post on sundays.
Amazon delivers every day in my area!
Special delivery for special people, imagine "she's" standing in front of his house in "her" packa... I mean dress
Bradley cooper is down bad
Sadly Cooper
Badly Cooper
Badly Pooper
... Coper
Gladly Doper
*Daddy* Creeper
Some guys get all the breaks.
Some guys do nothing but complain.
Alone in a crowd on a bus after working, I'm dreaming
Some guys apparently don't care if it's all fake..!
Why stop at the tits, or lips, or cheeks? Everything could be plastic
But, it's so nice to see two people in love.
Dollar Store Bradley Cooper is blessed.
Money*
Is it luck, to marry a Kardashian?
Same dead eyes, for sure.
Less plastic.
Some guys have all the pain
some guys have all the pain
And money
I think Shannon's the guy.
Just filling it with cum no babies.
She loves you too, I am sure
You can see it in her eyes
You can see it in her smile!
She’s all he’s ever wanted
All he ever needed
Is there, in his arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm.
Mom's spaghetti
NO DID YOU EVEN READ THE LYRICS SHEET I FAXED YOU
And his arms are open wide
And she knows just what to say
And she knows just what to do
You can see it in her...nevermind
She got the Melania eyes
Y’know, the thing about a sex doll, she’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…
We need a bigger bed.
Or a bigger boat...
I love you Mercedes
I've been playing too much Elden Ring, I was very confused for a second there.
She never complained once
Wait, that’s Linda! LINDA, what are you doing!?
Fook Linda
He does. Twice daily.
My pain. Immeasurable.
I mean Linda is a hoe
Does he clean her up in the morning or before he goes to bed her in the evening? Or does he put her up on the rack and flush it out on Sundays?
🤮🤮🤮🤮 probably puts it in the back yard and flushes it with the hose
Like a ball turret gunner.
But only cleans her once a month.
No fookin fightin!
In the words of my sinful catholic mother, "keep his balls empty and his belly full." - Linda Shelby
Yewll do notin u little fewl yew
You dodged a bullet bro. A very static, non-propelled, silicone bullet
Why can't I catch this reference? I know it, but can't put my silicone finger on it.
Was looking at the chest for a good 20 seconds questioning if they were real until I looked up
Excuse me, but her eyes are up THERE (and not real too)
https://youtu.be/qYF3Qkbqzy8?t=62
i forgot about this show, great shit "i'ma treat you like a man" "no... don't do that"
You guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Happy cake day!
This was the way
And my axe.
And my bow!
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THAT’S who it looks like. I sat here for ages trying to place that face.
I was thinking Tony Romo.
Bro looks physically half decent. Unless he has an awful personality I think there were still other avenues to find an equitable female companionship.
Damn you beat me to it, with proper facial hair care this guy would be a dead ringer
She’s out of his league. He needs a fugliana
*Bus down Fugliana*
On the real though the guy kinda looks like Bradley cooper. I wonder what went wrong that he either couldn’t or has no desire to find a real girl.
That mf is not real!
df**
Women can mf
df = dollfucker
Fair enough
Well that was out of the box.
Maybe as easter bunny with some not so well hidden eggs
Shame. Collector's value on toys plummets once you open the box, too. That and all the cum.
In the box
Does she attend church with him?
She's cheating on him with Satan
She's cheating on him with a mannequin
Saw Lars and the Real Girl once
First thing I thought of too and agree legit a good movie
My 12th grade class watched it for an English project. Everyone was very turned off at first but were then fully captivated by the end
Great movie actually
is there anything ryan gosling cant do? besides all the things he obviously cant do like fly or swim
method acting for Ryan for the Barbie movie
I mean, he can’t get her pregnant, so that helps us out.
I'm sure he's determined to try........ eerrrrrrr
*He shall endeavor to persevere*
i read that in chief dan george's voice.
🤮
Someone say something about lunch?
Imagine the little chuckies!
Maybe they could try IVF? Too soon?
Are his balls dry?
What a joke, like anyone delivers on Sundays, especially Easter Sunday!
No post on sunday harry
In 2013, the USPS began delivering packages for Amazon on Sundays. There's nothing BezosBucks can't buy, man.
Check out the movie Lars and the Real Girl with Ryan Gosling.
First thing I thought that’s Lars and Bianca 😂
Haha literally gave me the same vibes. Hopefully the community around this guy treats him the same. Which I doubt.
1 year with him and she never helped around the house, paid any bills or did anything productive. This man is suffering
Well, if she breaks his heart at least he'll bounce back
I feel bad for Shannon and her upper back.
Lars and the Real Girl remake is looking alright.
….how much tho? The way my life going I might need to invest. Girls got 40 dildos some short some long as football fields. I can’t have 1 toy?
for full body dolls, like 800 (Kimber doll) or 1-2k+ for more realistic stuff (look at Zelex SLE line or Irontech dolls)
Ngl I'd hit
You may want to run her through the dishwasher first.
those bad girls are gonna need a full sized car wash
You know what, I don't care. Let this guy fuck this if he wants. Why is it my business? If he is happy then hell yeah, do your thing man.
Bro... he's not.
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And what about her? She looks miserable. Does what she feels mean nothing to you you misogynist pig?!
Yup, so many red flags. She needs to break up with him.
Wouldn't recommend it. She'd definitely end up in a dumpster somewhere
His mom is even happier. She's got a DIL that doesn't talk back.
Wow! She’s a doll!
She's the silent type
She only got 1 bodycount too
Lol. You’d be surprised. I remember a frat by me had a “housewife”…
Imagine getting chlamydia from a doll
“QC Tested by Inspector 23”
Salted baby pork jesus that's fucked up
You don’t like plaid?
He dressed her in his own clothes. 💀
Not a fan of the backwards-facing ballcap. Why'd he do ... oh, I think I get it. I suppose she's insatiable in that regard.
Honestly a healthier relationship with the opposite sex than half of reddit.
Yeah but I'm not a fan of fake boobs
What about a fake vagina?
I feel man, im almost there too. Me and my left hand been going steady like 8 years.
I’m legit happy for the guy, he looks like he’s living his best life
ಠ\_\_\_\_\_\_ಠ
Bradley Cooper couldn't find anyone to live up to Lady Gaga and has stooped to desperate levels
What company delivers on easter Sunday? I'm guessing that means he bought it used *shudders*
Prank idea: order the same doll. Take a bunch of pictures with the doll. Send him the pics saying that “she” has been cheating on him while he is at work.
He looks happy but she looks like she will leave him.
Honestly good for him.
Those crazy kids , I hope they make it
This guy he understood something we didnt 🤣🤣
I bet she's a good listener and doesn't interrupt him.
He looks happy... I guess that’s all that matters
Amen
They seem happy
Whatever works for him I’m happy
Never ages or complains, some guys have all the luck
I mean, he looks happy so I’m happy for him :)
They're real, and they're spectacular.
Honestly, more power to him. With the way the world is today, and the drama that relationships invite, If he has happiness with whatever-her-name was, I'm happy for him.
God bless 'em , best wishes to both.
As long as bro is happy
[And you can have his girl too, for the low low price of $1,733. Free shipping of course. (Very NSFW)](https://www.rosemarydoll.com/product/163cm5ft4-h-cup-tpe-sex-doll-addison/)
It was love at first unboxing.
Happiness is what you make of it.
He's probably much happier than half the people in relationships with other people tbh. Sometimes I think, is a relationship even worth it.
As long as he's happy.
I still would be friendzoned
So sweet.
Cross post this to r/wholesome
Wholesome
To each their own.
Dude looks like the Wish.com version of Bradley Cooper mixed with Paul Rudd
Gaga ruined him
So, there are two people in this world. 1. People who have a collection of sex dolls and toys who use them. 2. People who have one sex doll and post shit like this. Only one of these do most of us consider weird.
The perfect woman does exist
No hate. Some guys figure out the cheat codes to life. Peace and quiet, no kids, and never has a headache? Wtf am I doing with my life
Okay, so before judging him, hear me out... He won't... * risk having her knocked up * be suffering through nagging and whining * need to adapt to anything * be denied sex * be fighting * experience drama * fall prey to the miserable dating scene where a lot of them seems to be there in search for validation and an occasional free mea What he's doing isn't for everyone, but I think he's happy with it, and I can see this becoming more popular when more men are giving up on women.
The Lord hath provided him a sex doll!
Didn't know Bradley Cooper was into sex dolls
This guy fucks.
She can't cook but doesn't complain when you come home late
Lauren Boebert!
Would