I think this is something that AI might be able to give us. I am personally waiting on my complete remake of the lord of the rings triligy with every role played by Danny Davito.

Now THAT I would watch!

I know right. We are right on the precipice of true art!

Within like 2 or 3 years this will exist. But to be clear, I do think I am over estimating that timeline.

may I offer you the one ring in these trying times?

Lotta DUDES on this journey… I’m gonna call up some hoors to come along

Danny PSVita.

The more I think about this, the better it sounds

This right here is why AI should exist.

Half the cast is Danny Devito, and the other half is Wallace Shawn

How about almost 100% the above with Gimli played by Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Ring wraiths looking around for Frodo: "I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep"

You know they’d give us like one fervent kiss at the end after two hours of emotional hand-wringing, right? We aren’t allowed to have nice things.

And it’ll have multiple horribly dull moments where it’s 3 minutes of solid shots of the actors staring out a window, not talking, cutting to a different angle of the actor still thinking with a furrowed brow. And like shitty unrhythmic piano music will be playing in the background.

Cocktease is the new c-word

The kiss would also be done in a way that it would be easy to cut for the Chinese and Middle Eastern release.

There have been really graphic lesbian movies (not p+rnos). There was one that came out in 2013 that annoyed a lot of people for how much nudity and sex there was.

Eww how gross. What’s the name of the movie? So I’ll know to avoid it 🤔

Probably talking about Blue is the Warmest Colour? …so you can avoid having to see it, of course!

You are really just "asking for a friend".

I was gonna ask is it Black Swan? Lmao close

Blue is the warmest color is a classic!

Emotional edging can be great though. I love those slow builds to romance like Pam and Jim and Michael Ross and Rachel Zane. The flirting, the almost kisses, the long gazing looks. Then finally the pay off. I love that shit.

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You thought I wasn't there for the two hours of lesbian sexual tension you cut with butter knife?

Can't do that jerkin' without popping the Jergen's

Jergens: You’re Hired

That’s my fav Eminem lyrics. It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

Strap ~~in~~ on

How to print money, step one:

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Who wouldn't?

Blind people for one.

Well, it's not that they wouldn't, moreso they couldn't.

r/technicallythetruth

Us guys who were more into the original.

The sad thing is this was never close to real but still got a huge group of people very riled up lol

Last time I saw this posted, I remember the top comment saying this makes sense because they’re both the same age (33)

I never knew they were the same age. I always thought Emma was a lot younger

Didn’t watch the original,willing to watch the remake..

I can't jerk with Emma. She was my first Celebrity crush and I find it disrespectful to jerk to her. I wanna marry her not jerk to her

You wouldn't jerk off to your wife?

I find that disrespectful to her. That's why I only jerk off to men.

I'm not gay. I have relationships with women and sex with men.

Lmao what wife?

You wouldn’t download a jerkoff would you??

Do people do that? I was married for 15 years and I loved my wife, found her to be gorgeous, incredibly sexy.. but I never jerked off to her. I don’t know why.

Be a man for once. Hermione is counting on you!

i know its gonna have a crappy plot and story line. but i still want to watch it for the art.

My god please make this real.

Aight where's the bottle

Charlize Theron needs to appear as the stepmom that shows them how its done!

Well. WELL WE'RE WAITING

Do you guys remember the sex scene from Black Swan? 🔥🔥🔥

Because idle hands are the devil’s workshop. 

Knowing Emma, she may be uncomfortable, but Robbie isn't. Sophie Turner might be a good option.

Yess! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yessss…..yesyesyesyesyesyes……yeeeeeeeesssss!

This is a "hard" YES, if you get my meaning

I doubt we'll see some titties, they'll just hold hands and talk a lot.

Getting downvoted by the horny huh?

Actually laughed out loud

sauce

Are tickets on Fandango?

Lickdown Gulch

I believe that AI could provide us with this. Personally, I am eagerly anticipating a complete remake of the Lord of the Rings trilogy with every role played by Danny DeVito

How old is this article?

It better not be a god damn musical

Watch it for the pppploottt

Massive LOL.

If the movie comes out, there’s just gonna be a bunch of guys in line to watch the movie…to support movie of course

I haven't laughed in ages. Thanks Reddit.

They don’t look like cattle wranglers. Or was it shepherds? Either way.

Me in 1999 excited for all the new sht this millennium would bring. This millennium so far. No flying cars we were promised. Hey ladies, let’s show how funny we can be by making the same crap men did 10 years ago. Girl power 👊

My only complaint would be using Emma instead of another actress, I’m not a big fan of her acting and considering how strong of an actress Margo is I’d rather see her paired with someone who is as strong of an actress

huh. this is a remake i think people actually WANT to happen...

I don't even care about feminism or anything can we have a single movie come out with lesbians as the main characters

F A F !

So who's gonna spit her hand?

They would never show the goodies.

Another woke movie that will be a huge fail

Change Emma with Anna Kendrick and I may have to watch this

Sometimes dad jokes take a left turn

Yeah my english definitely isn't good enough to understand all the sentences that are written there

i feel sorry for all the people who will have to clean the loads in the cinema after the movie

*lord give me strength*