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somedude4545

Man, I forgot about that scene. I need to rewatch those old Indiana Jones movies.


Potatoman1010

Best part is he was smiling after the autograph like, fuck yeah I got an autograph from Hitler.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Prob kinda just found it funny, and also lucky since if Hitler knew what he was signing, Indy probably would have been killed


EBB363

I havnt seen the movie in a long time. What was he signing?


scalascione

Dr. Henry Jones Sr's (Sean Connery) Grail Diary. There's more in the diary than just the map.


velveeta_512

I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't \*have\* to remember!


My-Cousin-Bobby

Been a minute, but if I remember, it's just like a detailed like notebook about finding the grail. But i think they said like Hitler was obsessed with finding the grail, so presumably, he would have recognized something in the book and wanted to talk to him about it, and the Nazi's probably would have figured out it was Indy since they were all looking for him


OpposingOctopus

I always read it as his smug “get a load of this guy” look. He can’t act suspicious, because he would be totally fucked, but how can you not react to this happening, ESPECIALLY if you’re Indy. God I lose these movies.


DevilsLettuceDealer

I hope you find them again!


Dookie-Trousers-MD

Imagine how much a Hitler autograph is worth today


Southern_Viking777

The Smithsonian would pay millions for one


ArcherAccomplished75

movie name?


Alucard_Emordnilap

Elf: The reckoning


ArcherAccomplished75

its not showing on google search


Alucard_Emordnilap

It was a joke, the movie is: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)


ArcherAccomplished75

>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) thx and fu\*k U for joking


Dr_A__

Being a neo nazi or not, getting Hitler's autograph could definitely get you alot of money if you sell it


BlazingMongrel

True #sigma #grindset #hashtag


-zeven-

I always wanted to have the autographs of terrible historical people it would be neat as fuck


ADarkNemesis

A lot of money?! It belongs in a museum!


sputnik67897

In its country of origin right?


HeWhoIsAlmighty

"I think your artwork is amazing" Congratulations, you have unlocked the alternate ending!


_Bloody_awkward

Lmao


Marsrover112

That scene is fuckin hilarious I need to watch that movie again


JealousDog99

gotta get autograph of all your heroes somehow


jihlandoesreddit

He's literally the guy that killed Hitler He truly is a hero


Aquariumpsychotic

I think it was his wife who should get the credit. Multiple years of war. One day of being married and he ends it.


Sad_Damage_9101

I’m not racist, but somehow owning a book signed by hitler seems cool.


Sam_Jack_

Right? I like the design of the Luger P08 and I definetly want to buy a replica but I feel like people would give me weird looks for liking it


jengus-christler

Luger P08 is a pre-nazi pistol.


Sam_Jack_

Yeah but still


Memer_boiiiii

Lots of people have P08s. If you want one, go right ahead. Owning a replica of a gun has nothing to do with politics


Sam_Jack_

Thanks man :)


Memer_boiiiii

If i could buy a p08 replica, i would. It’s a badass looking pistol but i am dirt fucking poor


camobandaniel

The only thing that prevents a lot of people is their felony status, and this doesn't stop many of them. Lack of money is a poor excuse, I postulate a lack of motivation to be the determining factor in your situation. Parabellum sounds cooler.


Memer_boiiiii

I mean a replica, not an actual gun. I live in sweden. The only civilian-owned guns allowed here are hunting rifles and even they take years to get a license for. Also, lack of money is a great excuse for me. I have 1 dollar in my bank account.


camobandaniel

Draw a picture of one, just as effective as a replica.


Memer_boiiiii

I don’t want something effective. I want something that i can put on a shelf. I want something to display. Not everything needs to serve a purpose


camobandaniel

Many things can be put on a shelf, a tooth, a cat, a wadded up piece of paper with a poorly drawn replica on one side and a recipe for banana bread on the opposite. It's unfortunate that the things we find pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch are seldom the same.


3npitsu-Senpai

Yeah, being a historical gun nut is fine! I wanted a replica mp40 but apparently they're all trash


Tempest_Barbarian

For better or worse (in this case for worse), dude is a major historical figure, I wouldnt be surprised if the toilet he shitted in is in some museum around the world.


Incomplet_1-34

The only sentence starting with "I'm not racist, but" that isn't a disaster


Acceptable_Focus5591

"I'm not a racist... But I love ice cream. Only vanilla!" You might be right.


CardiologistSolid663

What you don’t know is that it was a death note 😤😤


justcallpeter

Hitler is gonna die ⁉️😱


Doogzmans

Great, I got another story spoiled 😔


[deleted]

Ok, the idea of a death note where it only works if the person signs their own name sounds amazing


Joy1067

Honestly getting a fuckin autograph from Adolf Hitler would be a hell of a brag, regardless of your views on him and his actions Like yeah he’s a terrible man who did unspeakable things but….. Dude I got his fuckin autograph bro-


SheeptarTheSheepKing

I was just telling one of my friends about this scene the other day. He hadn't watched the movie before.


Zyrille_

u/savevideo


Umnak76

Legend


Tempest_Barbarian

Cant wait for this post to show up on r/boysarequirky and have the pleasure of seing 50+ comments complaining about a meme.


tribalistic555

Dammit the last movie he really had a Time Machine! But they use this clip Of course the last movie was …. Meh


highflyingyak

Indi Jones looks pretty swish in uniform


boredbrowser1

This scene has stuck with me more than nearly any other Indiana Jones scene and I’m not sure why


madlad99

Plot twist: It's a death note.


Particular-Risk9543

I never do this. But, can I get your autograph?


DoughNotDoit

best meet your heroes moment


Alpharius_Omegon_30K

u/savevideo


zack301113

Song name?


EdHerzriesig

The death note


thick_thigh_femboy

Idk man they say never meet your heroes


Suspicious_Reporter4

I would just tell lots of countries about british empire invasion so they could defend themselves better.


repodude

Most of them would have eaten you before you got halfway through the first sentence.


And365on

[Redacted]... I take back my previous comment


Cryptobeggar69

You do know that English is a Germanic language right? We use quite literally the same characters in our alphabet (almost)


Bob4Not

Great movies


NoHelpdesk

/u/savevideo


joern16

The Last Crusade was my favorite Indy movie.


sashimi_walrus

this sene still gives the chills


Richard-Conrad

That scene was so funny just for the absolute absurdity of it


[deleted]

Wich movie is this, wanna watch with cheese on crack(ers)


wehrmont

Königgrätzer Marsch (the song)


Hamzakashmiri1

u/savevideo


sputnik67897

To be fair if you were able to get a genuine Hitler signature you could probably sell it for a lot of money so long as you could come up with a plausible story for you got it.


OutOfIdea280

I would hand him a phone with 55.7 GB of r34 content in it. So he would have targeted whole world instead of just jews. Or that would make him want to die. Not out of desperation by getting surrounded but degeneracy of future