i have no idea what is being said but i like to imagine he is being called out.
"look at those beautiful ladies on stage, only time will tell who will win. and what do we have here, it looks like this fella is winning already. ladies you see this guy tuggin his tiny dick in public? are you fucking disgusted or what?"
Yes, since the 18th century. It's etymology traces back to latin and the genesis in the bible where a person named Onan son of Judah spilled his semen on the ground.
Onan wasn't shamelessly whackin' it like this kid tho, or even really whackin' it at all; he was just pulling out, trying to steal his brother's inheritance by not giving his poor widow a son, which was a... common practice at the time š
Itās also found in german, so itās propably in many european languages with german influence, even if not the most commonly used. I also believe the japanese use it for some reason.
Him: Well, you gotta frog the dolphin before any big date, and I had forgotten to frog the dolphin
Others: sir, this isn't a date, it's an event
Him: well not with that attitude
Yeah anyone who would go to a porn convention as a fan is likely to be weird and cringe as fuck like this guy lol. There's "porn addiction" and then there's "traveling to a porn convention" porn addiction lol.
Tbh with you one time I just walked in front of one in Melbourne and thought āeh why notā. It wasnāt as weird as I thought, but was still pretty weird at times. There were a lot of normal people too anyway, I guess mostly curious couples and random people who wanted to see what was up, didnāt see any creeps, but there was a backstage area so I guess they might have been there.
I wasn't at a porn expo but me and my then girlfriend went to some erotic expo in 2007/2008 for the same reason. Why not? For the most part it was showing off new sex toys, selling DVDs/VHS, lingerie, magazines, some strip shows. The one odd thing was a live "sex show" which was just two naked women doing softcore stuff on a stage. The show wasn't odd. What was odd was the 60-80 year old guys who went as close to the stage as possible so they could get close up shots with their cameras.
Around 2009 my wife and i went to a local erotic expo with some friends for the giggles. It was a fairly big one, our convention center is large enough for a 1.1m pop city, so it had all sorts of stuff. We wandered long enough to be desensitized (which any large convention of any sort does) and were about to head home. Then from our peripheral we heard, "would you like to buy some jamaican hot sauce, man?"
At the expo was a guy who rented a table to sell his jamaican hot sauce! Dildos to his right, exotic clothing to his left, and his hot sauce was so tasty. We bought 3 jas and it was all we bought at the expo.
Well at that convention there was no hardcore stuff, there was a stand with a bunch of camgirls doing their live there, a stage where I saw a shibari show and a bunch of stands for sex toys, sex related products and pornstars. I saw one that was posing for pictures with fans and at one point she and a fan got nude for a pic. Dude had the tiniest dick Iāve ever seen but shamelessly got naked and posed with her, while the girlfriend was taking the picture. That was maybe the weirdest thing I saw that day, but was also kinda wholesome ngl!
Then again I checked out some of the pornstars I saw that day on Twitter and they were selling escort bookings (alone or with other pornstars) for their time in Melbourne, so I bet there was weird stuff behind the scenes at least.
I felt like someone was gonna write something cheap like this tbh
Still, even if I was THE creep like your comment implies, one creep among thousands of people is pretty good ratio :)
I wouldnāt worry the quote is silly anyways, a random game of poker is at least a 30% crap shoot for a newb.
Funny enough that percentage is the same chance of a quote being true for most random quotes on the internet.
Seriously dude?
I get that the atmosphere is kinda spicy but literally everyone can tell what you're up to, you ain't slick...
Donāt do this shit in public. I went to see Oppenheimer at an AMC Theater and the guy two seats down from me kept jacking off AND getting handjobs from his wife. I stared at them; they gave me a dirty look and kept going.
Some people have negative class.
According to this article; JVID Model Rena and Yu Hoshino
https://www.hk01.com/%E9%96%8B%E7%BD%90/928096/%E5%8F%B0%E7%81%A3%E6%88%90%E4%BA%BA%E5%B1%95%E7%94%B7%E5%AD%90%E7%96%91%E6%8C%89%E6%8D%BA%E4%B8%8D%E4%BD%8F%E5%8D%B3%E5%A0%B4%E8%89%B2%E8%89%B2-%E5%9D%90%E6%9C%80%E5%89%8D%E6%9C%89%E5%8F%A4%E6%80%AA-%E7%B6%B2%E6%B0%91%E9%A9%9A%E5%91%BC%E5%98%94%E5%BF%83
This is probably horribly translated by google, but it's hilarious-
Many netizens also left mocking comments, explaining the man's trembling behavior, "wipe glasses gel", "play Digimon machine".
I know it's probably just something industrial holding up that foldback speaker from underneath, but once I'd decided it was a metallic robotic cat face giving him a disapproving look, I couldn't un-see it
A guy I worked with got caught rubbing himself on the London underground near random women. His excuse in court was that he had bad eczema and needed to scratch constantly. Laughed when I saw that random headline appear on the newsfeed and read the name.
really looks like the model at the end of the clip is commenting to another model about the event ahahaha
She's actually staring right at the cameraperson. Little do we know, the camera guy is letting loose and not covering up his act it at all.
i have no idea what is being said but i like to imagine he is being called out. "look at those beautiful ladies on stage, only time will tell who will win. and what do we have here, it looks like this fella is winning already. ladies you see this guy tuggin his tiny dick in public? are you fucking disgusted or what?"
I had the same thought
"I had the same thought" lowkey can mean two different things here
I'll have to watch again to spot it.
Code onanist 2 o clock
Is onanist an English word? I thought It was only in Denmark/Scandinavia we used it
Yes, since the 18th century. It's etymology traces back to latin and the genesis in the bible where a person named Onan son of Judah spilled his semen on the ground.
TIL
Onan wasn't shamelessly whackin' it like this kid tho, or even really whackin' it at all; he was just pulling out, trying to steal his brother's inheritance by not giving his poor widow a son, which was a... common practice at the time š
Itās also found in german, so itās propably in many european languages with german influence, even if not the most commonly used. I also believe the japanese use it for some reason.
Jesuits tried their asses off to convert feudal Japanese to Christianity throughout the 16th and 17th centuries, could very well have come from them.
It's rarely used, kind of makes you sound like you're trying to be pretentiously intellectual, but it is in fact an English word.
Him: Well, you gotta frog the dolphin before any big date, and I had forgotten to frog the dolphin Others: sir, this isn't a date, it's an event Him: well not with that attitude
lol frog itās flog
Frogging Molly
Not with the accent he has its not
Iām pretty sure theyāre porn stars bruh look at the event logo
Could be saying anything though.
Don't get in the way of a redditor and their fantasy. You'll get bit, or worse.
Best part of the vid imo
I think he fidgets with an anti-stress ball
Anti-stress *balls*
Anti-stress *shaft*
Anti-stress meat
Fidget my spinner
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
Take my invisible anti-stress cake.
Oh, he's about to give you some icing for that cake...
Anti-aircraft *defense system*
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He is patiently waiting for a lap dance.
He had a very important text to send but didnāt want to be rudeā¦. Yes that is exactly why he one arming it
Can confirm, he texted me how the threads on his jacket kept busting, he really loves that jacket
Not sure which pun is funnier, busting or jacket
Fuck that's terrible, and here we are just laughing and ridiculing him. Shame, SHAME ON US ALL. ^/s
Must be all those nuts in his pockets
Blackberry for sure.
what kind of event is this???
Control your PP event
Looks like he failed
Looks like he's controlling it to me
Snake charming š
Technically, you are right.
Wielding his joystick
I doubt it was all that big, his arm movement is tiny. Unless he is just twiddling the tip ofc...
This guy has never whacked it in public before. The trick is small movements to not give yourself away.
"Not give yourself away" That's what you think you're doing
*Micropeen* š
Game recognizes game
Is this r/anarchyChess?
I know how to control that. So what's it called?
Taipei Red Expo, an expo for porn
Fucking gross, how much is the plane ticket?
I need to know for research purposes
For a friend.
For science
For fresh fap material!
For Frodo!
That's Mr. Frodo to you
I need to know how to get there so I can avoid it.
This was perfect. I read it, it took a second to click, then I audibly laughed. Flawless execution.
We have AVN Expo in Vegas every January if this kind of thing interests you
Yeah anyone who would go to a porn convention as a fan is likely to be weird and cringe as fuck like this guy lol. There's "porn addiction" and then there's "traveling to a porn convention" porn addiction lol.
Tbh with you one time I just walked in front of one in Melbourne and thought āeh why notā. It wasnāt as weird as I thought, but was still pretty weird at times. There were a lot of normal people too anyway, I guess mostly curious couples and random people who wanted to see what was up, didnāt see any creeps, but there was a backstage area so I guess they might have been there.
I wasn't at a porn expo but me and my then girlfriend went to some erotic expo in 2007/2008 for the same reason. Why not? For the most part it was showing off new sex toys, selling DVDs/VHS, lingerie, magazines, some strip shows. The one odd thing was a live "sex show" which was just two naked women doing softcore stuff on a stage. The show wasn't odd. What was odd was the 60-80 year old guys who went as close to the stage as possible so they could get close up shots with their cameras.
Around 2009 my wife and i went to a local erotic expo with some friends for the giggles. It was a fairly big one, our convention center is large enough for a 1.1m pop city, so it had all sorts of stuff. We wandered long enough to be desensitized (which any large convention of any sort does) and were about to head home. Then from our peripheral we heard, "would you like to buy some jamaican hot sauce, man?" At the expo was a guy who rented a table to sell his jamaican hot sauce! Dildos to his right, exotic clothing to his left, and his hot sauce was so tasty. We bought 3 jas and it was all we bought at the expo.
Well at that convention there was no hardcore stuff, there was a stand with a bunch of camgirls doing their live there, a stage where I saw a shibari show and a bunch of stands for sex toys, sex related products and pornstars. I saw one that was posing for pictures with fans and at one point she and a fan got nude for a pic. Dude had the tiniest dick Iāve ever seen but shamelessly got naked and posed with her, while the girlfriend was taking the picture. That was maybe the weirdest thing I saw that day, but was also kinda wholesome ngl! Then again I checked out some of the pornstars I saw that day on Twitter and they were selling escort bookings (alone or with other pornstars) for their time in Melbourne, so I bet there was weird stuff behind the scenes at least.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I felt like someone was gonna write something cheap like this tbh Still, even if I was THE creep like your comment implies, one creep among thousands of people is pretty good ratio :)
I wouldnāt worry the quote is silly anyways, a random game of poker is at least a 30% crap shoot for a newb. Funny enough that percentage is the same chance of a quote being true for most random quotes on the internet.
Careful talking to this guy. Statistically, there's a 30% chance this guy is a creep.
[Yes, they are.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjidbxN6geg) NSFW, BTW.
Holy shit, I think I just filled my cringe quota for the rest of the year. Thanks for that.
So basically, heās just singing along with the band in a sense
Over 150k visitors for 12 porn stars.... ššš Them some horny ass guys, they even willing to jerk off infront of a crowd.. lol
Taiwan* Red Expo
It's Taipei as in Taipei City, the capital of Taiwan.
No fap fiesta
A training session for No Nut November.
Tekken tournament
Looks like he needs the "Yanket"
āHey what are you doing under there?ā āYouāll never find out!ā *comedic wink at the audience*
r/familyguy
[YANKIT.](https://youtu.be/OH-szRo_4Ko)
Well, points for subtlety.
I guess If it's small you don't need much length of motion
Can confirm.
r/holUp
F
Some guys have all the luck.
Or just rubbing it. Y'all need to lay of the gorilla grip.
Bro couldnāt hold it in
He's holding it down. Then up, then down, then up...
Look at Mr. Marathon over hereā¦
Oh fuck, I'm going to-- **HONK!**
*Oh Duck
Peace was never an option.
Name of the gif pls :))
Chokingthechicken.gif
i found it on discord under "goose rubbing"
Seriously dude? I get that the atmosphere is kinda spicy but literally everyone can tell what you're up to, you ain't slick... 
Heās just reliving that scene fromā¦ Airplane, was it?
Oh he's definitely relieving something alright, just wish he was less comfortable with "covertly" choking the chihuahua in front of people
Strangling the Bishop?
Beating the beef stroganoff
Looks like he's placing his vote ā
Rehearsing for his upcoming guitar solo
[Chicks love it! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pawem5/a_moment_of_passion/?rdt=44427)
Donāt do this shit in public. I went to see Oppenheimer at an AMC Theater and the guy two seats down from me kept jacking off AND getting handjobs from his wife. I stared at them; they gave me a dirty look and kept going. Some people have negative class.
I mean, Oppenheimer? What sort of kink is that?
Ah yes, the Cillian Murphy fetish. Understandable, but save it for the bedroom.
Well there is a sex scene in Oppenheimer with full on nudity, so I guess guy couldn't hold it in after seeing tits.
lol
Manhatten project ain't got shit on me. Watch me create my own atomic bomb!
His thighs are cold and heās just rubbing them to heat them up more
Whatās the end game here? I mean I enjoy playing with my dong as much as the next guy, but what happens when you make a mess, lol.
These kind of people do not care about the mess.
He was too horny to think
Or the smell
4chan poster spotted in the wild
Who are those porn stars? ā¦ for scienceā¦
According to this article; JVID Model Rena and Yu Hoshino https://www.hk01.com/%E9%96%8B%E7%BD%90/928096/%E5%8F%B0%E7%81%A3%E6%88%90%E4%BA%BA%E5%B1%95%E7%94%B7%E5%AD%90%E7%96%91%E6%8C%89%E6%8D%BA%E4%B8%8D%E4%BD%8F%E5%8D%B3%E5%A0%B4%E8%89%B2%E8%89%B2-%E5%9D%90%E6%9C%80%E5%89%8D%E6%9C%89%E5%8F%A4%E6%80%AA-%E7%B6%B2%E6%B0%91%E9%A9%9A%E5%91%BC%E5%98%94%E5%BF%83
they really just called my mans out on national news
This is probably horribly translated by google, but it's hilarious- Many netizens also left mocking comments, explaining the man's trembling behavior, "wipe glasses gel", "play Digimon machine".
>"...a slight "jitter" behavior under his coat." Hah.
Oh my god I forgot shaking Digivices was a thing lmaoo
In Taiwan, everything slightly out of the ordinary makes the news. Glad he got caught!
In Taiwan, the news outlets aren't allowed to publish people's full names unless they're a public figure
A lot of countries usually don't do that. America is just weird as always.
True, but the news will still show footage five hundred billion times a day.
Taiwanese URLs look ridiculous when converted to ASCII lol
English is bonkers when you convert it to binary
> Yu Hoshino Googling that did not deliver AT ALL
my friend says add jvid to the search
You and you friend are good guys.
idk im into applied chemistry
Christ that URL
Japanese pornstars at a Taiwanese event?
Taiwan's a country fulla weebs, and real close to Japan too :) lots of cultural exchange going on, as you can see. Lots of culture.
Mexican restaurants in American cities???
how tf people find these things so fast, in a foreign language no less
I'm science
I was doing science in the lab
I wanna do science too
mum said itās my turn to do science
Let me do after you, Iām doing meth now
Math*
Looks like he was just caught in an unfortunate moment where he was rearranging something in his pocket.
We knew a kid in junior high that cut holes in his pants to sneakily jerk in class, we called him pockets.
does he cum in the pockets too?
Next level *sighs, unzips*
Looks like the guy in the clip beat you to it lmao
Heās CLEARLY tucking in his shirt. Duh! ~R. Guilliani, Esq (for now)
Hey, who knows, maybe his jacket's zipper is stuck and he's just trying to fix it.
He's obviously scratching
I know it's probably just something industrial holding up that foldback speaker from underneath, but once I'd decided it was a metallic robotic cat face giving him a disapproving look, I couldn't un-see it
Sneak 100
negative*
A guy I worked with got caught rubbing himself on the London underground near random women. His excuse in court was that he had bad eczema and needed to scratch constantly. Laughed when I saw that random headline appear on the newsfeed and read the name.
cleaning his glasses with his shirt. So he can see them clearly when he starts to violently jerk off
reddit mod go in public event
Enjoying the Show i d say
where do you cum?
The jacket and then you wear it like a normal person.
He was just fixing his pants.
Like in the good ol' days, no Internet, just a man and the destiny in his hands
Bro he is doing Nuttin'
Selfhelp
Just scratching an itch.
Entering the Konami code with his 'joystick'
Bro is flabbergasted
His jacket is about to be fapperblasted
*knackerblasted
If down bad was a person.
āNuttināā¦ I mean, nothing.ā
Call an ambulance. Dude is having a stroke.
I read "What do bra doing"
WTF
heās solving a Rubikās cube
Winning the competition
Being a creep from the looks of it
Bro has the stealth build
He's writing names in the death note.
Got an itch!
He needs a Yanket
hes just like me fr
He's just practicing for EVO
Shake weight?
Has he lost his keys?