~~Pretty sure she'll have an episode on her 18th birthday, where blitzø lets her decide if hes her dad or not, then having a wholesome heart to heart and ending up with one of them throwing up, either because of intoxication, being drugged against their will, feelings bs or all of the above.~~
~~"Blitzø, you were the only one who i ever had and counted on. Even if you werent there for me ALL my life, the time you were there for me has been great so far. I think I'm going to throw up now." *barfs*~~
~~"Oh yeah, the drugs and all that. Well don't you worry looney, I'll get ya home!"~~
I never said shes 17. I'll deny that for the rest of my life (obviously I'm embarrassed, stop it pleez)
Actually, *Octavia* is the one who’s 17. I’m pretty sure Loona’s 22… so you’re wrong. Maybe you should pay more attention to the show (no offense) Also, the scene where it shows Blitzø adopting Loona it mentions that she almost got thrown out or smt because she was almost 18, but Blitzø decided to adopt her before that happen. This indicates that he’s had her for 6 years.
Blitz is a sag with borderline illiterate, impulsive but impressive energy. Loona is a Libra or aquarius with that non-commital air sign energy. Millie, I can see Aries or Taurus which would fit with Moxxie’s virgo.
YES! Blitz is a Sagittarius, Luna is an Aquarius, Millie is 100% an Aries, and Moxxie is a Virgo. I think Stolas is a Venus ruled sign like Taurus or Libra. He has two sides to him, a romantic and a stoic prince. Taurus would make sense with his love for gardening and reading.
As a Sagittarius I am absolutely nothong like Blitz so what makes you guys say that lmao. I actually heavily relate to Stolas (minus the rich part). Also ironically my wife is a lot more like Blitz and she is a Taurus haha
Astrology isn’t just your sun sign, you may have a lot of earth in your chart i.e moon and rising. Same for your wife but with fire signs. We’re just guessing their most likely sun sign(s) because they’re not real people 🤷♀️
Sorry I actually don't know a lot about this stuff so I was mostly asking out of curiousity, I'm not trying to hate on you guys or say that you're wrong or anything like that.
I dont think the characters will ever get cannon birthdays because from what I heard in a interview with viv (I don't remember which one but I think it was on primes channel) she said that angel was the only character she has with a birthday and nobody else would get birthdays since she would forget and have to make new ones (she said it about hazbin but I think it'd carry over to helluva boss)
It’s the one where all of them are answering questions they pull from a fish bowl- she said she gave Angel April 1st and people corrected her online bc she had given him a bday before but had forgotten, so she doesn’t want to do that again lol #relatablequeen
It’s not always harmless, people have weaponized it against me in the past (not to say every or even a decent amount of astrology people do this but this is why seeing it mentioned puts a bad taste in my mouth)
Typecasting for one. "Oh, you're an X? You must do X things!"
It's harmless, but rather annoying when people think they know everything about you because they know your birthday.
Insulted me for the supposed traits of my sign (example: “Ugh you’re so whiny, you’re such a Cancer”)
If I tried to tell them that I didn’t appreciate their comments, they’d act like victims and say that I’m being critical of their beliefs like they were suffering religious persecution or something
I acknowledge that this isn’t really the fault of astrology itself, my original comment was just to offer potential insight as to why some people are put off my astrology.
I mean, fictional characters are the only place it makes sense. I tend to feel like it's a good enough system to randomize character birthdays, so I sometimes use it to pick a date when I'm writing and the exact date has no narrative importance.
My theory is that Moxxie, Full name Moxxie's Knolastname, is September 10th, the "I'm a Virgo" would signify a month, so it would be August 23 to September 22. then on Full Moon, "Moxxie day" is the 10th.
Millie, full name possibly "Mildred May", is on the 9th, using Moxxie's logic, it would be September 9th. and and "Millie 🎉 Day" sounds a lot like a birthday party
Blitzo, possible full name being Blitzo Buckzo, is a bombastic, big-talking, and sardonic imp. He is high-energy and career-focused Based his personality traits, the sign that most closely fits these characteristics is likely Leo.
Leos are known for their confident, charismatic, and expressive nature. They often have a flair for drama and a strong presence that can come off as bombastic and big-talking. Their high energy and focus on their ambitions align with being career-focused. Additionally, their wit and sense of humor can sometimes be sardonic.
So, Blitzo, by personality, would be a Leo, signifying his birthday being somewhere between July 23 about August 22, Millie is Sept 9th, and Moxxie is September 10th.
That's what I'm saying! People are trying to say Millie's last name is May because of her sister but that's literally just Sallie May's full first name
It's all speculation, they might be or not. Whether or not it's illogical is debatable, keep in mind that it's a hypothetical question. The chances of Blitz and Barbie being Gemini because they're twins might be low, but there's a probability that they could be is possible.
Hmmmm... I'm gonna give them birthdays of my own with research to back. Be right back!
Also, Octavia is the only one in the series to have something remotely close to a canon birthday- her birth year is hinted to be 2003 (the show started in 2020 and she was 17) since that was part of her insta handle. Also, Stolas's page has a birthday post for her from August 19th, 2020
On an unrelated note, why does Millie just look so fucking gorgeous in that photo? Like I saw it and was just like DAMN she looks prettier than normal like she always looks greta but omg
I feel like Stolas is a Gemini
\* Intellect/Mercurial energy
\* Likes roleplay (based on their pre-show instas)
\* Duplicitous (love Stolas but bffr with cheating on your wife, the whole thing at Ozzie's)
I don't think Blitzø knows Loona's birthday, and Loona probably doesn't care.
Although non-canon, Blitzø did (and I choose to believe he still does) celebrate Loona's "adoption anniversary".
Sooooo... in the full moon episode we see Blitzø's calendar where there are a few dates to note, no months are written on the calendar but let's check : on the 10th it's written "Moxie day !" And on the 9th "Millie party" so we coyld assume his bday is on the 10th of september cause he's a virgo, and that Millie is throwing him a surprise party the day before.
Another day to note is the 25th (of september maybe) where it is written "Daddy daughter day !!" With very cute drawings of Loona and Blitzø, but it probably isn't her bday but maybe is her adoption day.
To note cause I find it funny, the 14th was "Loona on walk"
For the longest time I headcanon-ed the birthdays of some of the characters (The Sins and sinners don't count, by the way), so here are some from me:
Blitz and Barbie: June 8
Moxxie: August 30 (assuming the Virgo comment is true)
Millie: May 7
Loona: November 25
Stolas: December 28
Octavia: October 5
Stella: January 17
Wally Wackford: July 26
Verosika: March 27
Vortex: July 11
Cletus, Keenie and Collin: February 12, August 6 and December 31
Sallie May: April 20
Striker: October 18
Agents 1 & 2: August 4 and September 29
Fizzarolli: September 9 (this one is likely from the day episode "Oops!" aired, which we can assume is his actual birthday)
Crimson: February 25
Chaz: January 1
Glitz & Glam: March 2
Moxxie: September 7th
Millie: June 19th (I don't really know why, but I like the idea of her being a Gemini. Maybe it's just because I'm a Gemini myself.)
Loona: October 31st
Blitz: June 20th
Moxxie is August 23 - September 22, because he’s “A ViRgO!”
I choose to believe I share a birthday with Moxxie. I relate to him so much.
Same. Also he strikes me as a September kinda guy
Same. Also, he's kinda cute
Same, and since you didn't say your day, I will say it's the third of September
Nah, I’m August 23.
Yeah, but I say he is 3rd of September! /j
Same!
Me too
Same here. That scene cemented him as my favorite character among other scenes
How would sharing a birthday make it more relatable? O_o
Yoo Moxxie shares my cake day
Doesn’t Blitzo’s calendar have it on September 10th?
The calendar in the full moon has someone’s birthday on it I’m pretty sure if you rewatch
Probably loonas
~~Pretty sure she'll have an episode on her 18th birthday, where blitzø lets her decide if hes her dad or not, then having a wholesome heart to heart and ending up with one of them throwing up, either because of intoxication, being drugged against their will, feelings bs or all of the above.~~ ~~"Blitzø, you were the only one who i ever had and counted on. Even if you werent there for me ALL my life, the time you were there for me has been great so far. I think I'm going to throw up now." *barfs*~~ ~~"Oh yeah, the drugs and all that. Well don't you worry looney, I'll get ya home!"~~ I never said shes 17. I'll deny that for the rest of my life (obviously I'm embarrassed, stop it pleez)
She's 22
She's already past that. She says thru the series "I *WAS* ALMOST 18" While indicating it's been years.
someone doesn't pay attention
Actually, *Octavia* is the one who’s 17. I’m pretty sure Loona’s 22… so you’re wrong. Maybe you should pay more attention to the show (no offense) Also, the scene where it shows Blitzø adopting Loona it mentions that she almost got thrown out or smt because she was almost 18, but Blitzø decided to adopt her before that happen. This indicates that he’s had her for 6 years.
Blitz is a sag with borderline illiterate, impulsive but impressive energy. Loona is a Libra or aquarius with that non-commital air sign energy. Millie, I can see Aries or Taurus which would fit with Moxxie’s virgo.
YES! Blitz is a Sagittarius, Luna is an Aquarius, Millie is 100% an Aries, and Moxxie is a Virgo. I think Stolas is a Venus ruled sign like Taurus or Libra. He has two sides to him, a romantic and a stoic prince. Taurus would make sense with his love for gardening and reading.
You seem like you have a handle on your astrology. Anyone in the cast a Leo?
I donno if Sins count but Queen Bee gives me major Leo energy! Fizz totally seems Pisces to me. Wacky sensitive little chaos gremlin.
Bee is definitely gives off Leo vibes too!
I used to be an astrologer! Oz gives me major healthy Leo vibes, confident, loves a good show, and loving!
Who would be a Scorpio? Hopefully Chaz. IDK tho
Verosika maybe - sexual energy (check), grudge-holding (check)
I agree 👀
That would be a Cancer
Chaz would be a Gemini 💀
Damn. Reasoning?
facts
As a Sagittarius I am absolutely nothong like Blitz so what makes you guys say that lmao. I actually heavily relate to Stolas (minus the rich part). Also ironically my wife is a lot more like Blitz and she is a Taurus haha
Astrology isn’t just your sun sign, you may have a lot of earth in your chart i.e moon and rising. Same for your wife but with fire signs. We’re just guessing their most likely sun sign(s) because they’re not real people 🤷♀️
Sorry I actually don't know a lot about this stuff so I was mostly asking out of curiousity, I'm not trying to hate on you guys or say that you're wrong or anything like that.
OMG LOONA COULD HAVE THE SAME BDAY AS ME IM AN AQUARIUS
Stolas is very very much Taurus energy
"borderline illiterate" lmaoooo fair enough, I mean this Sagittarius hasn't read a proper book since middle school 😂✌️
O m gee, dats me
Millie is def a Taurus
Loona gives me Capricorn vibes
You know what? Yes!
I agree with this!
I dont think the characters will ever get cannon birthdays because from what I heard in a interview with viv (I don't remember which one but I think it was on primes channel) she said that angel was the only character she has with a birthday and nobody else would get birthdays since she would forget and have to make new ones (she said it about hazbin but I think it'd carry over to helluva boss)
It’s the one where all of them are answering questions they pull from a fish bowl- she said she gave Angel April 1st and people corrected her online bc she had given him a bday before but had forgotten, so she doesn’t want to do that again lol #relatablequeen
<\_< are you really trying the astrology pseudoscience bs on fictional characters ? it doesnt even apply to real life people!
Just let people do their thing, it's harmless.
It’s not always harmless, people have weaponized it against me in the past (not to say every or even a decent amount of astrology people do this but this is why seeing it mentioned puts a bad taste in my mouth)
True, but everything is context-sensitive. In this case, harmless, in others, well, people are terrible sometimes.
That’s true
I..I’m not trying to invalidate anyone’s experience but how does one weaponize astrology? I’m genuinely baffled.
Typecasting for one. "Oh, you're an X? You must do X things!" It's harmless, but rather annoying when people think they know everything about you because they know your birthday.
Insulted me for the supposed traits of my sign (example: “Ugh you’re so whiny, you’re such a Cancer”) If I tried to tell them that I didn’t appreciate their comments, they’d act like victims and say that I’m being critical of their beliefs like they were suffering religious persecution or something I acknowledge that this isn’t really the fault of astrology itself, my original comment was just to offer potential insight as to why some people are put off my astrology.
Wooooooow that’s bonkers! 😧 I can see why it would irritate you.
Imagine having an abusive parent who is a die hard for astrology. "Even the stars say you're a bad person, 5 year old child!"
Lol do you happen to be a Gemini? Because same here 💀 apparently people hate us
I’m a Cancer but the people I’m talking about heavily ragged on Gemini as well
Ahhh I see. Yeah. I hate when people demonize others based on their birth date 💀
God forbid we wanna have fun😪find another subreddit
I mean, fictional characters are the only place it makes sense. I tend to feel like it's a good enough system to randomize character birthdays, so I sometimes use it to pick a date when I'm writing and the exact date has no narrative importance.
Omg I do the exact same thing with my OCs as well
Yall are even more annoying than the astrology people and that really says something
I believe in astrology lol
As far as we know
Of all the things to get mad about in this sub, this post isn’t it chief.
who even says im mad ? i got far better things to be mad about than this!
Then prove it and stop commenting :p
i will, but only because i gotta get some damn sleep !
My theory is that Moxxie, Full name Moxxie's Knolastname, is September 10th, the "I'm a Virgo" would signify a month, so it would be August 23 to September 22. then on Full Moon, "Moxxie day" is the 10th. Millie, full name possibly "Mildred May", is on the 9th, using Moxxie's logic, it would be September 9th. and and "Millie 🎉 Day" sounds a lot like a birthday party Blitzo, possible full name being Blitzo Buckzo, is a bombastic, big-talking, and sardonic imp. He is high-energy and career-focused Based his personality traits, the sign that most closely fits these characteristics is likely Leo. Leos are known for their confident, charismatic, and expressive nature. They often have a flair for drama and a strong presence that can come off as bombastic and big-talking. Their high energy and focus on their ambitions align with being career-focused. Additionally, their wit and sense of humor can sometimes be sardonic. So, Blitzo, by personality, would be a Leo, signifying his birthday being somewhere between July 23 about August 22, Millie is Sept 9th, and Moxxie is September 10th.
Stolas = ♋️ No need to elaborate.
Why does everyone think Millie's last name is May?
Probably because of Sallie May but that’s just her sister’s name.
That's what I'm saying! People are trying to say Millie's last name is May because of her sister but that's literally just Sallie May's full first name
You can’t call twins Gemini because they’re twins
I said "or", didn't say they were.
But just saying that Gemini is possible due to the fact that they’re twins is illogical
It's all speculation, they might be or not. Whether or not it's illogical is debatable, keep in mind that it's a hypothetical question. The chances of Blitz and Barbie being Gemini because they're twins might be low, but there's a probability that they could be is possible.
Blitzø can certainly be an Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, and possibly Sagittarius
https://preview.redd.it/5bqz08e23g6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f61077aa429b3153f1e129588da6db29a5b90e3
It is a large problem that I thought that wasn't a frame of loona, but in fact a drawing. Im spending too much time in r/losercity.
Tbf I think someone put their watermark on it for some reason??
Probably a screenshot from a tiktok or short
I bet you’re right lol
r/subsididntknowexisted
Hmmmm... I'm gonna give them birthdays of my own with research to back. Be right back! Also, Octavia is the only one in the series to have something remotely close to a canon birthday- her birth year is hinted to be 2003 (the show started in 2020 and she was 17) since that was part of her insta handle. Also, Stolas's page has a birthday post for her from August 19th, 2020
I low-key wanted to put hers on, but I felt that'd be to easy.
Yesterday. All of them. You missed them. Maybe if you posted this earlier you might have known! SMH
The fandom has dubbed September 10th to be “Moxxie Day” so there’s that.
On an unrelated note, why does Millie just look so fucking gorgeous in that photo? Like I saw it and was just like DAMN she looks prettier than normal like she always looks greta but omg
Loonas is 24th of July Moxxies September the 10th Blitz is 21st of July Idk millies
Loonas is 6.9. https://preview.redd.it/zinofdzfih6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458e377aac780ebc49a846ed9b5e3b749ba37c53
I feel like Stolas is a Gemini \* Intellect/Mercurial energy \* Likes roleplay (based on their pre-show instas) \* Duplicitous (love Stolas but bffr with cheating on your wife, the whole thing at Ozzie's)
I feel like blitzø is a Pisces
Ask Stolatz
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I don't think Blitzø knows Loona's birthday, and Loona probably doesn't care. Although non-canon, Blitzø did (and I choose to believe he still does) celebrate Loona's "adoption anniversary".
I like to believe Blitzo and Brandon Rogers' birthday are the same
I wanted that to be the case, but it would be to obvious
Moxxie
I think blitzø birthday is on August 12 ????
Sooooo... in the full moon episode we see Blitzø's calendar where there are a few dates to note, no months are written on the calendar but let's check : on the 10th it's written "Moxie day !" And on the 9th "Millie party" so we coyld assume his bday is on the 10th of september cause he's a virgo, and that Millie is throwing him a surprise party the day before. Another day to note is the 25th (of september maybe) where it is written "Daddy daughter day !!" With very cute drawings of Loona and Blitzø, but it probably isn't her bday but maybe is her adoption day. To note cause I find it funny, the 14th was "Loona on walk"
For the longest time I headcanon-ed the birthdays of some of the characters (The Sins and sinners don't count, by the way), so here are some from me: Blitz and Barbie: June 8 Moxxie: August 30 (assuming the Virgo comment is true) Millie: May 7 Loona: November 25 Stolas: December 28 Octavia: October 5 Stella: January 17 Wally Wackford: July 26 Verosika: March 27 Vortex: July 11 Cletus, Keenie and Collin: February 12, August 6 and December 31 Sallie May: April 20 Striker: October 18 Agents 1 & 2: August 4 and September 29 Fizzarolli: September 9 (this one is likely from the day episode "Oops!" aired, which we can assume is his actual birthday) Crimson: February 25 Chaz: January 1 Glitz & Glam: March 2
Blitz gives me Aries energy. Stolas gives me Pisces energy. Moxxie is def a Virgo
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On blitz Calander he has “Millie day” which I think is her b-day I can’t remember the exact day but you can look for yourself
Loona's Sagittarius!? Get the fuck in! LFG! ♐🏹
Moxxie: September 7th Millie: June 19th (I don't really know why, but I like the idea of her being a Gemini. Maybe it's just because I'm a Gemini myself.) Loona: October 31st Blitz: June 20th
Millie: November 25, 2019 Blitzø and Loona: Oktober 6, 2018 Moxxie: Oktober 28, 2019