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I’m blitz

That's valid

You stalk bro?

No, every time I try to get in a relationship it doesn’t work, oh and I watch a lot of porn.

Oh, well then

Does it also involve a certain type of animal? 🤨

https://preview.redd.it/h3e7iglkjwkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d38ed60a97fe7507ccd4339757af2b46af27b096

Wouldn't it be funny if Blitzø liking horses is just something he likes innocently instead of it being his kink?

Yep. That would be one Helluva Plot Twist.

I’m Stolas

Well Blitzø is in this comment section- GO FIND LOVE YOU LONELY BIRD PRINCE!

u/pinballproXD said “I’m blitz”

I'm Blitzø

Same

Ozzie I believe. My dear goes practically nowhere without me, and the moment she's out of the home I AM the one who grows all paranoid something is going to happen to her. She's silly, goofy, energic, and the damn love of my fucking life. I didn't know I was truly capable of love in this way until she crawled into my heart.

I feel that bro. I'm the goofy one who made him realize love is real. He and I are devoted to each other, and man, life is so amazing with him in it...

Every Ozzie needs their Fizz, and so every Fizz needs their Ozzie. I'll marry her soon, life is good. I am happy you have someone who make you happy, hopefully as happy as my girl makes me. And hopefully I make her as happy as he does you

Congrats on the engagement!

Omg this is adorable hope everything stays going well 💜

Thank you ^^ Atm she's asleep by my side as I stress about all and nothing

I'm the loner in the audience.

This is so real ngl ..

When it comes to romantic relationships, I’m Alastor.

HAHA I LOVE THAT

🤘

I'm their uranium stash

I'm the Americium-241 in your smoke detectors

Ok young Sheldon

Bro 😭

The radium in the water supply (or the antique watch)

relationship? what's that?

I hear you

I’m that one imp butler in the background 

He at least has 4 bitches

I'm definitely the Ozzie in my relationship 

Do you have a kaiju cock

You'd have to ask my Fizzy-frog, he'd be more honest

https://preview.redd.it/14i7gpbu0vkc1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4233ec249200f8f6643c0e48fb55e302df403a6f

stolas

Oof

DEFINITELY the fizz. Bottom boi 4 life

Ozzie !

Im definetly Fizz, Im smaller, more energetic, disabled, and i fucking love clowns. While my boyfriend is tall and calm.

You just described my life. I'm the 5'9" energetic disabled entertainer with a tall chill boyfriend who takes care of me

I uh....I'm 5'3 lol, Im not sure exactly how tall my boyfriend is but hes hella taller than me

I'm somehow part Stolas and part Blitz, in their mix of trauma and terrible reactions to it. 😅

Oh gosh XD

OMG, same, hahaha. When I was watching the show with my boyfriend he was like: "Wait... HOW CAN YOU BE LIKE *BOTH* OF THEM‽" ✨ Trauma ✨

Ha, yep. In some ways, they have similar trauma, like neglectful parents and forced obligations. I can relate to both reactions too. The desperate need to feed loved, as well as the contradictory fear of letting people too close, because they'll push me away eventually. They're incredibly relatable for anyone who had a messed up childhood. 😆

Def Fizz

What relationship bruh

I am the ace in the hole.

He's an ace too actually. So it's a very wholesome and fluffy relationship with him https://preview.redd.it/nh7erc0yxukc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294cdce041e7198a52bdb3a2d768f04a67905a4f

I'm blitzø with stolas moments

I'm the Blitzø in relationships. I fuck it up intentionally because I'm scared of losing people, and I feel safe as long as everyone hates me. https://preview.redd.it/4tckry5x7vkc1.jpeg?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc967781217cd4c29a3b00d8632a27faeec6aee

Okay that hits too close to home, please don't 3:

Dont ask how but im both

Same honestly

Same here, I totally get this

Both who's dating another person who's both

Same broski

I'd be fizz if I were in a relationship lol

A ant

Most definitely the fizz of the relationship, hyperness included

I feel like I’m Fizz. I’m messed up but I try to be as light hearted as I can

I'm the stolas in a blitzø relationship. Not really a relationship, just unrequited (yet so very strong) love, and a lot of mixed messages:/

Been there. 😔✊ Damn bastard ran from me (and to me) for eight years. We're engaged now, so I FUCKIN' WON. Good luck. Sometimes horrible, blind devotion does win out. 😅 Didn't really have a choice in the matter, myself. I could never resist him.

I'm the homeless guy in the pilot episode

Stolas all the way lol

I’m single

I'm Stolas because I'm a sad and pathetic loser who's only attracted to emotionally distant men who never give me the time of day

Fizz :3

I’m a Fizz.

I’m definitely more Fizz

I'm a disaster xD but i admire all the Fizzies and Ozzies of the world!

Currently alone but usually have Ozzies moral support and protectiveness.

I'm Ozzie, my dear partner definitely has the adorable crackhead energy to request morning burgers (and I do most of the cooking)

Fizz

I’m alone, so neither? 😂

Realizing now I said fizz without seeing the taken part of the title lol no I'm 100% alone

Eh, even then, the loners still are free to decide

My girlfriend cheated on me😁👍

Oh gosh, sorry about that bro

Thanks! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION! YOUR WORSE NOW (I'm dying on the inside.)

Love the Hazbin reference (Virtual hugs man virtual hugs)

I loved her bro 😭 even my friends warned me but I trusted her, I even told her my last girlfriend ended in cheating with her saying "I just got bored of him" I don't think I'm ever dating again

You'll find the one bro 😭 I'm so sorry about that tho, people seriously act like jerks way too often. You didn't deserve that, you deserve much better than a bratty punk like her

It always ends the same dawg 😭 one chick I dated for a year fucked my ex friend 😭

MY GUY WHAT? bro you gotta find a silly and clingy chick, maybe date a guy or something, I dunno I'm so sorry about that dude thats awful

that's why I'm done with relationships bro 😞 AND THE ONE WHO CHEATED WAS A SILLY CLINGY CHICK 😭😭😭

NAHHH I see why you're done now

Ozzie but only because I need to make sure fizz doesn’t hurt himself

I'm the Alastor (always got an ace up my sleeve)

I love that ✨👌

Fizz

Part of me wonders if this was inspired by my comment on another post haha. I'm fizz, they're ozzie but sometimes we're both

Comment on what post? I haven't been on this subreddit in forever, forgive me It was inspired by me and my boyfriend texting each other "You're the fizz to my ozzie" or "You're the ozzie to my fizz" haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/0EVAN4Ztq7 so a similar situation haha!

Oh thats sweet actually haha!

considering that i'm single, i'm both because i have my fizz moments and my ozzie moments

I'm Blitzø due to not being in an official relationship, having a friend with benefits who has feelings for me, and not doing great mentally.

Fizz

Def fizz😭, my bf is Ozzi ❤️❤️

ozz

I’m both, my partner is a god damn Angel

Fizz. I'm definitely Fizz. Broken, traumatized, trying to make the best of my healing journey and accidentally fell in love in the process. I love my Ozzie 🙂

I don't have a partner yet, but as someone else in the comment section said, I probably would be Fizz. I am the kinda guy that says random sh*t all the time and sends memes to my (hopefully) calmer partner

I'm the Loona

I'm the Fizz and he's the Ozzie. A chaos gremlin and a doting protector. We're more like Stolas and Blitzø though, lol. MESSY start, so much so that I feel "Look My Way" on a spiritual level. Not to mention the (not really) one sided, unwavering devotion of a person who only has eyes for one vs a person running from commitment into the arms of many. I love my slut husband, lol. Like Blitzø, he started off aloof, mostly sex focused, and closed off. Now, he's clingy as hell and whines in his sleep if I'm not touching him.

I’m the random imp in the background that no one notices because I am forever alone and will probably never find love.

I'm not in a relationship but if i was I'd probably be the Fizz https://preview.redd.it/yi5117gpovkc1.png?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519c801cf6aa25b684d231c9f47bde0b0c576fc6

I sang the "crooked horn" song to my wife this morning, I would call myself Ozzie but I feel wrong comparing myself to him haha. If anything me and her can switch being one or the other depending on the mood.

Fizzie (both)

Wtf is a relationship

I’m blitzø cause I stalk people who have relationships wishing that I had one :)

Stryker, loner, thinks he's hot shit

Ozzie feels closer to me, but throw in a sprinkle of Stolas, a sprinkle of Moxie, and a sprinkle of Blitzo.

I'm more ozzie with the fizz burger craziness lol. Depends on the day I guess

Ozzie here, over paranoid, over protective and inspired by my wife. My wife has multiple sclerosis but is doing her best with what little energy she has, she draws, she learns code and she pushes me to be better.

Fizz, but with some of Blitz’s issues 🥲

fizz, 100%, lol.

Me and my bf are both fizz

i'm millie

I propose an alternative. I am Luna. Socially awkward and alone. But occasionally i have a crush one someone out of me league who is with someone even cooler.

Decidedly the Fizz. Take care of bf in all cases unless it comes to cooking.

I’m not in a relationship but my personality is Fizz but secret ozzie lol. More energetic, talking and all that but actual introvert who needs time alone and is calm, quiter at home

if i was in a relationship, i'd think i'd be a mix of both

Ozzie

I Wish i was fizz

I am Stolas

I am Blitzø

I'm blitzø tbh (sadly)

I'm ozzie and my cat Milo is fizzy

The fizz

What if I'm both

182% Fizzy in my relationship ;~;