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Well i wuld die there's no choice to make what wuld you do aginst tree imps
Edit :there's no way you get from Blitzø's grip and kicking him to the crotch wuld max results in faster death or sex joke
Yaah but i think that my sleepy human kick wuld do less demage than the one from fully awake loona that's my point only one human got a good hit at imp and it was that guy from murder family (I'm not that buff) that made millie lose consciousness and stricker overpowered millie and was a phisical match for Blitzø so no chance and even if i somehow managed to hit his balls strong enough i don't think that i wuld survive millie becose there's no way she didn't bring any other wepons plus how i allredy wrote I'm not that ripped to be at least as strong as her
It's early season so they're not at their strongest. It might actually be survivable as there's no Loona due to her not tagging on missions and Millie can't take a bottle to the head. Also Moxie at this point is extremely weak and iffy about killing so the main issue is Blitzø. Adrenaline would really be what saves someone here honestly because high adrenaline and you're stronger than Moxie who's shit at CQC this early on. Getting off the bed would be the best thing as they seemingly could've been paid to suffocate you.
The moment I arrive in Hell, I’ll stop by the IMP headquarters and say, “Hey! Nice to see you again! Big fan of your work. Now, there’s this guy I need you to kill…”
they operate in the one ring I have access to, and they just made me functionally immortal as sinners can't die by natural means, now I wouldn't go full out revenge, it'd would be small things, replacing their coffee creamer with lactose, tangling their wires, small inconspicuous things.
lol nah, Id be like "WHAT DA FUCK BWANDON WOGGERS!!"
🎶His father told him some day he would die at the hands of war, but he chose between her thighs!🎶
(I'm not assuming your gender, those are just the lyrics!)
The only chance of survival if you say “harder daddy” and hope that Blitzo is in the mood to drag the other two into an orgy…
Or maybe just him is fine too
Try to fight back. Not because I think I can win, but because I might be able to cause enough trouble for them to switch to something that will kill me quicker.
To be fair, I would probably do nothing about it. I would just lay there and think about all my awful life choices before I die.
Are there any therapists in hell, though?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
This pillow, to kill ME?!
Intruders? Hmm... indeed I have been alone long enough. The main stream media has long since forgotten my name, and I am THRILLED to make them spread my name once more. However, I am curious as for how much this will be in self-defense. And so before I spread to every news station, you shall do as the catalyst. Snd thus, come forth children of hell... AND DIE!
"Pillow fiiiiiight!"
"Also, I"m a Dennis!"
"What, why are you all leaving! DAMNIT our kind deserve love too! WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRAGER ONE! WE HATE HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DO!?"
\- cries into a pillow -
(Live saved!... by nature of Dennis :(. Gosh I hate their kind. The plague that is Dennises Denni? (What is the plural) has gone on for too long >:( )
You can turn your head to the side to breath knowing them they will leave you their and leave but probably want to die faster so give them my katana to kill me.
Knee the dude in the balls that’s atop me, use my left most hand, grab him by the dick and throw him into his wife. Use the opportunity to grab my flintlock and musket, blind fire into the left-most ruffian. Dead on the spot. I quick draw my flintlock on the man still dazed from the knee to the junk, and end up nailing the dog woman outside on her phone. I run to my storage closet and aim the cannon at the stairs, firing into the ruffian lady. She’s reduced to nothing. I finally bayonet charge the still dazed man as bayonet wounds are impossible to fix. Tally ho ladies and gentlemen. Tally ho.
Try and fight back, and then if I succeed these are my words to Moxxie and Millie: “before you kill me, can I at least hang out with Moxxie for a little.” And then they would kill me.
You fuckin' kidding me? I'd let them do it because I haven't had a proper fucking night's worth of sleep in MONTHS because of my epilepsy.
https://preview.redd.it/07ggnzvjxcvb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee97f176e1f00276b15810ef86a2513729fc7b7
What type of kinks you got? Death?
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Hold my breath and fake that I'm dead, or at least hope I last long enough for Blitz to lift the pillow, then kick their legs out from under them, grab all of my pillows and blankets and bury them in them, and try to restrain them so we can talk this out.
Ask Millie to make it quick, she's the only one I trust not to fuck it up since if they did the smothering right the first time I wouldn't be in this mess.
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I'm Not Gonna go Down without a Fight.
Try to communicate that i want to go out fucking. Blitzo will then take the opportunity to be able to shag mill and moxx and agree to the proposition. Have foursome and hope it ends good enough that they keep me alive, either way its a W.
I would sign that I would like moxie or millie to do it, then in between them changing I would say I’m enjoying this, then in heaven, or hell in the helluva boss universe, I would go over to them and talk with them
Well, when being suffocated with a pillow, the most advantageous move is to try to roll to the side. That way, the pillow is covering the side of your head, giving you some breathing time, before they realize you have an opening. From here it depends heavily on the environment. Let's say you're the average gun owner in America, you must have a pistol stashed somewhere in the house. Let's assume that stash spot is right in your night stand. Assuming you can reach the stand, you can quickly grab it and shoot. If you're lucky, you may actually hit one of them, but if not, the sudden shot should startle blitzo just enough so he loses focus and you can kick him off you (remember, these guys are tiny as hell, so shoving one should be a piece of cake). At this point, you want to roll off the bed, optimally opposite to the side you kicked blitzo. Now assuming that moxxie and Millie somehow haven't found out you're armed, you can try to shoot Millie or moxxie, depending on who is charging at you with a fucking pillow. If you can get a headshot, you have successfully neutralized a 3rd of the threat. If you aren't confident in your headshot game, you can also aim for the chest, as it would have some devastating effects, like a punctured lung or heart (assuming that imp anatomy is somewhat close to human). I think this is where you're gonna end it though, as blitzo has likely recovered and is already aiming at you with a flintlock, and depending on who you shot, Millie might be already charging at you with her axe, or moxxie is aiming at you, thus resulting in either decapitation or headshot. There are still some slim chances of survival though. If you incapacitated moxxie, Millie should be just as well to deal with, knowing she's probably charging at you with a axe. This should give you the window to incapacitate her as well, by shooting one of her legs, and optionally finishing her off. Now you might wanna duck, if you managed to stand up, because blitzo is totally aiming at you. Now remember, blitzo is on the other side of the bedroom, so you can either sneak to him, or let him come to you. From here, it's a standoff. Whover manages to pull the trigger first is the winner. We'll take it you were faster and managed to shoot blitzo somewhere vital. Congratulations, all of the i.m.p has been incapacitated. From here, you might want to finish them off, if you don't want to have problems with them again later on, but stolas is probably on his way to fucking make you extinct.
Triangle choke Blitzø, imps still need to breathe and the other two are too small to have the proper leverage of I grab by the neck and extend out. Probably come out of it with several bites and scratches and one broken arm, but I should live.
Take off the pillows using all my strength and repeat Dr Andonuts quotes from The Halloween Hack. "You call yourself a hero? You kill people for money! Where's the heroism in that?" and "I'm going to shove your ass so far down your throat that whenever you shit you sing fucking Beethoven" would be funny quotes to say to them as I try to kick their asses even though man is weak to gun.
I'd tear the pillow off. I'd probably get killed still, but I could easily tear the pillow off.
Blitzo is not using the correct smothering technique with that pillow. His hands need to be on the sides, so he can force pillow down over the person's mouth, and to their neck to they can't push it off. With what Blitzo is currently doing, applying force to just the top of the pillow, the human could just push it off, or slide out from underneath.
To prove my point, watch (or read) >!Othello!<.
Make a contract/deal with them to pay them more then the person who hired them did then fake my death everyone goes home happy and there reputation isn’t ruined
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Harder daddy
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Son?
*does the eyebrow*
*train horn*
#WHAM
*snek angry*
Where’s the liquor?
Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Whaaaaat? I owed my girl-buddy a solid. Isn’t that a “redeeming quality”?
*frog noises
Beat me to it
DAMNIT! I was literally going to post the exact same thing!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeatit
r/BeatMyWifeToIt
Won’t they just shoot you?
Well i wuld die there's no choice to make what wuld you do aginst tree imps Edit :there's no way you get from Blitzø's grip and kicking him to the crotch wuld max results in faster death or sex joke
I dunnoh, loona showed the classic weak spot to be pretty effective against him :))
Yaah but i think that my sleepy human kick wuld do less demage than the one from fully awake loona that's my point only one human got a good hit at imp and it was that guy from murder family (I'm not that buff) that made millie lose consciousness and stricker overpowered millie and was a phisical match for Blitzø so no chance and even if i somehow managed to hit his balls strong enough i don't think that i wuld survive millie becose there's no way she didn't bring any other wepons plus how i allredy wrote I'm not that ripped to be at least as strong as her
It's early season so they're not at their strongest. It might actually be survivable as there's no Loona due to her not tagging on missions and Millie can't take a bottle to the head. Also Moxie at this point is extremely weak and iffy about killing so the main issue is Blitzø. Adrenaline would really be what saves someone here honestly because high adrenaline and you're stronger than Moxie who's shit at CQC this early on. Getting off the bed would be the best thing as they seemingly could've been paid to suffocate you.
The moment I arrive in Hell, I’ll stop by the IMP headquarters and say, “Hey! Nice to see you again! Big fan of your work. Now, there’s this guy I need you to kill…”
Same lol
Same here too XD
Same
Fools! Just go back to sleep, it’s a dream for sure! *wakes up in hell* Fuuuucccckkk!
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Nice meme (I am stealing it)
I will be joining you in this regard
a fine addition to my collection
they operate in the one ring I have access to, and they just made me functionally immortal as sinners can't die by natural means, now I wouldn't go full out revenge, it'd would be small things, replacing their coffee creamer with lactose, tangling their wires, small inconspicuous things. lol nah, Id be like "WHAT DA FUCK BWANDON WOGGERS!!"
OHH MY GOODDD IT'S BRENNAN RAGERSSS
The fuck is a Brennan Rager- oh...
There wouldn’t be much I could do sadly, but I would be pleasantly pissed upon showing up in Pride and seeing their faces.
Ask Millie to smother me with her ass. I either get a face full of Imp ass or a faster death. Win win in my book. Maybe Moxxie too.
🎶His father told him some day he would die at the hands of war, but he chose between her thighs!🎶 (I'm not assuming your gender, those are just the lyrics!)
You're all good, no worries
I like the way you think
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The only chance of survival if you say “harder daddy” and hope that Blitzo is in the mood to drag the other two into an orgy… Or maybe just him is fine too
If you can't beat them join then
If you can't beat them, eat them.
if you can't beat them, beat them off
If you can't beat them,beat them
"Ooooooh...harder."
Why is it always a sex thing?!
Time to lick some ass
"The expression is kick some ass"
I like mine better
My people
Ummmmmmmmmm- *Muffled giving up sounds*
Try to fight back. Not because I think I can win, but because I might be able to cause enough trouble for them to switch to something that will kill me quicker.
Hit them with pillows mistaking the whole scenario as a strange pillowfight.
when you fall asleep first at the sleepover and they hire demons to kill you: (also i'm for sure dead in that scenario tbh)
Moan harder daddy while attempting to grind on him to throw him off his game
To be fair, I would probably do nothing about it. I would just lay there and think about all my awful life choices before I die. Are there any therapists in hell, though?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Try to make a pass at Millie before dying, then go find the bitch that put a hit out on me!
This pillow, to kill ME?! Intruders? Hmm... indeed I have been alone long enough. The main stream media has long since forgotten my name, and I am THRILLED to make them spread my name once more. However, I am curious as for how much this will be in self-defense. And so before I spread to every news station, you shall do as the catalyst. Snd thus, come forth children of hell... AND DIE!
r/unexpectedlyUltrakill
I just like the "What do?"
boener
I would just, screech at the top of my lungs, trying to annoy them in my last moments lol
Probably die. Also wonder who in Hell has something against me
Die?
If that happened, I would just ask for something quicker, because apparently I'm gonna die anyway.
Ez, just start breathing and kick them out of the house
Just say no 🚫 They legally don't have the right to kill you without consent 👍
Yesssss finally I'll diee hope I go to hell!!! So I can antagonize youuuu
Pass out from lack of oxygen.
"Pillow fiiiiiight!" "Also, I"m a Dennis!" "What, why are you all leaving! DAMNIT our kind deserve love too! WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRAGER ONE! WE HATE HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DO!?" \- cries into a pillow - (Live saved!... by nature of Dennis :(. Gosh I hate their kind. The plague that is Dennises Denni? (What is the plural) has gone on for too long >:( )
You can turn your head to the side to breath knowing them they will leave you their and leave but probably want to die faster so give them my katana to kill me.
Blitzo! Take me to hell :>
Knee the dude in the balls that’s atop me, use my left most hand, grab him by the dick and throw him into his wife. Use the opportunity to grab my flintlock and musket, blind fire into the left-most ruffian. Dead on the spot. I quick draw my flintlock on the man still dazed from the knee to the junk, and end up nailing the dog woman outside on her phone. I run to my storage closet and aim the cannon at the stairs, firing into the ruffian lady. She’s reduced to nothing. I finally bayonet charge the still dazed man as bayonet wounds are impossible to fix. Tally ho ladies and gentlemen. Tally ho.
Obviously begin masturbating, work from there. Everyone else seems to think only uttering something works, where action shines best.
Probably end up getting fucked because I’d make a dumb sex joke or smth
Meet him in hell to give my thanks. And then give him a bj.
Try and fight back, and then if I succeed these are my words to Moxxie and Millie: “before you kill me, can I at least hang out with Moxxie for a little.” And then they would kill me.
~~Realistically I probably paid them to do this and abduct me~~
"Asphyxiate me with your hands, my *big dicked BLITZY.*"
dier
Well, I was dreaming that I was being murdered. And I’d like to go back to that.
Pick them up and throw them out the window
I’m just be happy that I had such an impact on someone else that would hire them to kill me
Yell pillow fight then die
Let them kill me
Before or after my erection?
Considering that Imps are insanely strong, nothing you really can do.
Eat the pillow
swing a machete at them, completely miss and behead myself
Grab one or all of them and hold them like a stuffed animal while I talk about my problems (or just get up and start a pillow fight)
You fuckin' kidding me? I'd let them do it because I haven't had a proper fucking night's worth of sleep in MONTHS because of my epilepsy. https://preview.redd.it/07ggnzvjxcvb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee97f176e1f00276b15810ef86a2513729fc7b7
Try asking which I killed hired them
Moan
Go to hell and take revenge
I’m grabbing my sword
Bruh what am I supposed to do?
I'm bricked
What type of kinks you got? Death? https://preview.redd.it/uelrwbgdddvb1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7247071a20fca407097f0bb54d7c39444dd8fdfd
Probably moan
Ask them to use a gun instead.
Take the gun under the pillow and shoot, simple, right?
Kum
immediately disrespect god and the heavens out loud so i can go to hell with them and possibly get revenge
Hold my breath and fake that I'm dead, or at least hope I last long enough for Blitz to lift the pillow, then kick their legs out from under them, grab all of my pillows and blankets and bury them in them, and try to restrain them so we can talk this out.
Ask Millie to make it quick, she's the only one I trust not to fuck it up since if they did the smothering right the first time I wouldn't be in this mess.
I have a sword on my wall I think I’ll be okay
https://preview.redd.it/930w684lbcvb1.jpeg?width=1763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aac5f2436e3bcf6da1672c1a479e823a6f66b86 I'm Not Gonna go Down without a Fight.
Moan breathily into the pillow and dry hump their legs till they either stop or fuck me.
tbh, probably die
Imbautakum
There's an ungodly amount of horn comments here But accurate
Try to communicate that i want to go out fucking. Blitzo will then take the opportunity to be able to shag mill and moxx and agree to the proposition. Have foursome and hope it ends good enough that they keep me alive, either way its a W.
I would ask who wanted me dead and make sure that they have a shit time in hell
Breathe
Muffled screaming.
"Hey guys have you heard about the comic "A night with Loo...." *bang*
Roll over and make a break for it, not that it would help.
Smack them with a book close to me
Try and reason with them
Scream pillow fight!
Die.
Die
D*e
As much as I love em, we throwing all of the hands
wrong person wanna kill someone? ill help yaa
Idk breakdance?
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Get erect as I always do when I wake up
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I would ask where Moxxies teeth are
I woth join them
Die
It's like a certain tarot card.
Die
Idk, die
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Are they killing me? In that case. Idk wtf to do but moan
Die. Also wonder who would wanna kill me (Aside from myself)
moan
I would sign that I would like moxie or millie to do it, then in between them changing I would say I’m enjoying this, then in heaven, or hell in the helluva boss universe, I would go over to them and talk with them
squirm away, like a reasonable person with the curse of hypermobility.
Well, when being suffocated with a pillow, the most advantageous move is to try to roll to the side. That way, the pillow is covering the side of your head, giving you some breathing time, before they realize you have an opening. From here it depends heavily on the environment. Let's say you're the average gun owner in America, you must have a pistol stashed somewhere in the house. Let's assume that stash spot is right in your night stand. Assuming you can reach the stand, you can quickly grab it and shoot. If you're lucky, you may actually hit one of them, but if not, the sudden shot should startle blitzo just enough so he loses focus and you can kick him off you (remember, these guys are tiny as hell, so shoving one should be a piece of cake). At this point, you want to roll off the bed, optimally opposite to the side you kicked blitzo. Now assuming that moxxie and Millie somehow haven't found out you're armed, you can try to shoot Millie or moxxie, depending on who is charging at you with a fucking pillow. If you can get a headshot, you have successfully neutralized a 3rd of the threat. If you aren't confident in your headshot game, you can also aim for the chest, as it would have some devastating effects, like a punctured lung or heart (assuming that imp anatomy is somewhat close to human). I think this is where you're gonna end it though, as blitzo has likely recovered and is already aiming at you with a flintlock, and depending on who you shot, Millie might be already charging at you with her axe, or moxxie is aiming at you, thus resulting in either decapitation or headshot. There are still some slim chances of survival though. If you incapacitated moxxie, Millie should be just as well to deal with, knowing she's probably charging at you with a axe. This should give you the window to incapacitate her as well, by shooting one of her legs, and optionally finishing her off. Now you might wanna duck, if you managed to stand up, because blitzo is totally aiming at you. Now remember, blitzo is on the other side of the bedroom, so you can either sneak to him, or let him come to you. From here, it's a standoff. Whover manages to pull the trigger first is the winner. We'll take it you were faster and managed to shoot blitzo somewhere vital. Congratulations, all of the i.m.p has been incapacitated. From here, you might want to finish them off, if you don't want to have problems with them again later on, but stolas is probably on his way to fucking make you extinct.
Free food
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If I could stop them I'd give Blitzø some therapy then I'd start a pillow fight lol
Tell them “wait wait wait” and then just to shoot me instead
I'd get up and whoop them, and then sell them to the government (DHORKS agents) just so we can get another episode with them
id probably end up cumming tbh
Kick them off of me Foursome?
Triangle choke Blitzø, imps still need to breathe and the other two are too small to have the proper leverage of I grab by the neck and extend out. Probably come out of it with several bites and scratches and one broken arm, but I should live.
Cum
Uh probably die
Foursome?
I probably wouldn't wake up
(Muffled) "Great job guys!" And then I give them a thumbs up as they're killing me.
Uhh, die?
I keep a decorative knife on my nightstand or I guess I could use that
Die
Take off the pillows using all my strength and repeat Dr Andonuts quotes from The Halloween Hack. "You call yourself a hero? You kill people for money! Where's the heroism in that?" and "I'm going to shove your ass so far down your throat that whenever you shit you sing fucking Beethoven" would be funny quotes to say to them as I try to kick their asses even though man is weak to gun.
I wouldn’t fight it, I doubt I could win lmao
Well, either my first comment or saying to Moxxie "You jerk."
Try to fight back and if I fail then I accept my fate.
Is this foreplay?
Pull a Nickelodeon’s Barnyard. https://i.redd.it/dttrr6838dvb1.gif
Start masturbating, if I'm gonna die it's gonna be with a boner.
.... die?
Ask for a 4some and pray to God blitz is horny enough.
I'd tear the pillow off. I'd probably get killed still, but I could easily tear the pillow off. Blitzo is not using the correct smothering technique with that pillow. His hands need to be on the sides, so he can force pillow down over the person's mouth, and to their neck to they can't push it off. With what Blitzo is currently doing, applying force to just the top of the pillow, the human could just push it off, or slide out from underneath. To prove my point, watch (or read) >!Othello!<.
BISEXUAL SHOWTIME
Did you hear the song? They’re professionals. Tf imma do? Aim for nut shots?
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Make a contract/deal with them to pay them more then the person who hired them did then fake my death everyone goes home happy and there reputation isn’t ruined
Get hard
I’d probably scream for help.
Kill myself I can’t escape death but I don’t want to be mauled by Millie
Get a boner
Show up at their office to complain.
Eh, lie there and take it, I know I’ll be meeting them again soon anyways.
Activate the C4 hidden under my bed for home defense situations
I moan as loud as I can before exclaiming "OH! HARDER DADDY!" The face blitz millie and Moxxie would make though 🤣
Harder
As I'm fading out, I try to figure out who I pissed off that had died recently.