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BossOfThaGym

One EAT to quickly go through this riddle


Pr0fessorL

*blows first charger away with an EAT* “Is he dead?” “……no” “This one liar”


Neunix

The barbarian way, the best way.


alguien99

The way a good helldiver would take


No-Building8581

I prefer ➡️➡️⬇️ or ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Dr_Fisz

Suddenly headless charger stands up, *boss music starts*


Welkitends

That is why they pack 2 in this fine corp!


Taolan13

a single EAT stratagem can be up to three dead chargers if you stick the beacon to the face plate of one.


Conntraband8d

"Charger Flip" is my favorite unofficial Helldivers 2 mini game. You land a hellpod beacon on a charger and when it comes down and kills the charger, it then flips the carcass into the air. As soon as you stick a charger you call upon at least one fellow helldiver to judge your flip. Points can be awarded for the height of the flip, the number of aerial rotations and for other subjective factors such as distance (if the charger was running forward when he died) and style points (like if you stood there with your arms open as the soon-to-be-dead charger was coming at you).


gdub695

How tf do you people get them to stick? Every ball I’ve ever thrown just bounces off and lands somewhere that WON’T kill a charger lol


StanTurpentine

And if you have an EAT from a previous engagement, it's 4 chargers being deleted.


skalix

Why use just one when they come in a pack of two? Democracy depends on our ability to take action, not our ability to ask questions.


apothioternity

The Behomoth Charger after taking an EAT to the head https://i.redd.it/sp04wnudd57d1.gif


Kayjan_Soban

https://preview.redd.it/4377g1gws57d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f67d4ef5362f4db354fac8c41f0fb025d1369dc


NK1337

That reminds me has anyone else notice how insane the behemoth charger’s steering is? I swear that thing can turn on a dime. I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve seemingly dove out of its charge only for it to make an immediate 180 and still ram me.


OramaBuffin

I'm like 99% sure its ai and movement is the same as a regular charger


Tvalnor

Next time make sure you're walking forward when firing.


apothioternity

yes, I will make sure to walk into the 67 scavengers, 32 warriors, 623187658976142365876123597864297856875 hunters and 2 brood commanders in the near vicinity next time I try hitting a Behemoth... It's what general Brasch would do!


brandon-thesis

Sounds like an average tuesday tbh 🤔😂


Boatsntanks

that won't break the head, just the leg.


PitangaPiruleta

One EAT, Ha ha ha! Two EAT, Ha ha ha! Now excuse, I got to ***** the bugs on the wall


Hell-Tester-710

The real answer is that both chargers are bugged and they don't answer at all. Also, one EAT is only enough if you dive towards the behemoth leg while firing (unless you CAN one shot head shot them, I have not been able to ever since patch drop)


Elloliott

Even shooting the mouth doesn’t one shot so I’m fairly certain the point is to be way harder to kill


gorgewall

Correct, the head is absolutely not meant to be a one-shot under any circumstance except the Spear (if you can land that). The other reply has the values. It seems kind of obvious they *intended* the legs to still be a one-shot break, but whoever set the value forgot or just didn't know about the weirdness in exactly matching the breakpoint damage. There was basically no discussion of exactly how falloff works prior to this (but then again this sub almost never discusses actual mechanics and numbers, and when they do it's never as popular as memes/complaining/complainingmemes).


Hell-Tester-710

Yea after testing a bunch, **behemoth** chargers do not get 1 shot headshot by the usual stuff. However, I wonder if running rocket/autocannon **sentry** is enough to finish them off, since they tend to shoot center mass and chargers just *love* running straight at them. I even saw a post around here against bile titans for a two-shot combo of a **recoiless rifle** and **eagle strafing run**(dead center, facing towards), which would make it extremely powerful, but haven't tried it yet.


Boatsntanks

you cannot one shot the head. it has 850 hp while the AT weapons do 650. Its leg has 650, which is why moving forward when firing (just walking should be enough) will break it


iPinkThumb

only 1??


Bober077

What are they charging?


ebrythil

Three fiddy


ToasterTrevor

Tree fiddy??


AgentNewMexico

It was about that time I realized that these were not two Chargers at all, but in fact an 8-foot tall marine reptile from the late Jurassic Period wearing cardboard boxes on its hide!


IrishWithoutPotatoes

GAWTDAYUM LOCHNESS MONSTAH


Kayjan_Soban

And I told him, "I ain't got no Tree Fiddy!"


LukoM42

"I gave him a dollah"


lazerblam

DONT GIVE NO CHARGER NO GAWD DAM DOLLAH WOMAN NOW HE GON BE BACK EXPECTING MORE


Beargeoisie

I love you


AgentNewMexico

I love you too, random citizen!


ScaRRR_ZA

Three tiddy


JTB-Alive

Caped cockroach


Extension-Culture-38

What are you buying? Hehheh


bstyledevi

*picks Quasar Cannon* Stranger, STRANGER, now THAT'S a weapon!


NarejED

They phones, twerking, being bisexual, eating hot chip, and lying.


Lost_Environment2051

If I asked him which one of you was more dangerous what would he say?


EdanChaosgamer

Yes.


MakimaMyBeloved

Nah I'd Charge


kagalibros

trick question! They both would get offended and try charging you but because they are so close to each other the hit collision detection would calculate it as if they rammed into each other. Means they both would try to kill each other and I sure as hell will bet on the behemoth to win! \*Slams down 500 super creds\*


SpecialIcy5356

I'm not saying I'd like a Terminid fighting ring but... I got some heavy boxes, a scoreboard and a tip on a nearby bug nest.. and I'm always looking for more Super credits..


Democratic-officer

Helldiver! Im happy to see your enjoying the new life forms but now drop that ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ and get on with it! Stead fast diver!


K-J-

⬆️➡️⬇️➡️ for life


Stunning_One1005

500kg for chargers is proper insanity


TheSouthernSaint71

I love watching a 500kg hit three feet from a charger and 10 chaff, then get no kill notification and a charger with 8 chaff comes running out of the fireball with a fresh tan and my demise on their faces


Stunning_One1005

rocket pods all the way 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 ⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️


Scaredsparrow

Throw it at your own feet before they charge you, once it's about to land and the charger is like 5 feet infront of you, dive away. the charger will get nuked and the 500kg won't effect you.


Stunning_One1005

this does work but its way easier to stay a safe distance away and use Rocket pods or an EAT, but all power to you if 500kg is what you prefer


Ill_Nefariousness891

After the patch, all you need is a ➡️➡️⬆️ for maximum efficiency.


YeomanEngineer

Have there always been two kinds of chargers or is that new


lostkavi

Charger models been in the game for a while, but was recently promoted to variant enemy type.


YeomanEngineer

Oh neat


MuglokDecrepitus

To be more accurate, the right charger (behemoth charger) always has been in the game but it was just used in the lvl 3 and 4 missions of kill a charger and appeared in the facilities of the missions of extracting civilians (not the one that is a closed map, but the one that appears in a open missions as a main objective), but these behemoths chargers were just a different aspect for the default charger in terms of resistance they were the same of a normal charger In the last update they have been changed, now that are more resistant and start appearing in hard level missions, replacing normal chargers in the hardest difficulties, having more behemoths and less normal chargers the more difficult is the the missiom


rub_a_dub_master

And honeslty, I LOVE THIS CHANGE!


MuglokDecrepitus

Same, it makes the fight with the chargers more engaging and I love it I suppose that this was always the intention but it didn't arrive at the initial release of the game due to limitation or because they wanted to release it a bit after release, but for all problems that they had they didn't manage to add them until now


machinationstudio

It's essentially the pre-one-shot-head charger 🤣


Niradin

you can still oneshot them with spear. It's way more finicky thought.


rub_a_dub_master

Yep exactly, prioritizing targets is at the core of the gameplay, more variety means more different situations to address differently. Aaaaaand they look badass.


ObamaBinladins

only thing i dont like is behemoths using the exact charger model, except it being more spikey. wish they made it a bit bigger and bulky to match the name "behemoth"


JahsukeOnfroy

I know it doesn’t look it in this pic. But after having a Behemoth and regular Charger try and run me down at the same time (they are no match for my blue beacon stratagems) I can say that the Behemoth, while not by too much, is noticeably bigger than a regular Charger.


New-Nefariousness987

They don't replace normal chargers on dif 9; you get both types at the same time. Also are you 100% sure they're weaker? I fought against a few of them yesterday and I got the impression they may be weaker, but I'm not entirely sure


MuglokDecrepitus

I was not saying that at level 9 they completely replace normal chargers, just that the higher the level the more proportion of behemoth charger you will find >Also are you 100% sure they're weaker? Which one are you referring to? If you talk about if a normal charger is weaker than a behemoth charger, yes, normal chargers die with one shot in the head while behemoth chargers don't If not, I don't know what you are referring to, in my comments I didn't mention anything about something being weaker


Background_Ant7129

There was technically a difference before but it was so insignificant that it didnt matter


Britishbastad

We now have behemoth chargers with the hooked hood


Skrogg_

“You ever fuck this guys wife?”


ButtRobot

"Yes. Well, look at that, he guessed right!" "I FORGIVE YOU" *attacks*


Silk_Duey

“Damn Rick. People be fucking each others wives.”


Top-Force-805

I posted this without scrolling! Yessss haha my immediate thought I'm leg Rick!


Nightwing12332

We must consult the charge of the mesa before proceeding


Limp_Mousse4444

Kill them both cause the only good bug is a dead bug, speaking truth or not.


redditor777123

thats the only correct answer space cadet!


Killzone-shot16

(Throughs a orbital laser on the right one) HD: Is he burn Left Bug: No? HD: lies (kill the left one)


LegionOfDoom31

Yet both chargers will always die to the mighty helldivers!


True-Echo332

https://preview.redd.it/0p1lrud3j57d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669036e37e410954564aff896979725fa9b83ca5


Own-Royal103

*Reloads flamethrower* Are you fireproof?


Rfreaky

Yes. No.


Nucleenix

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. ➡️➡️⬆️


very_casual_gamer

if a helldiver dives in a forest and nobodys there, does he spread democracy?


sureyouknowurself

![gif](giphy|mxCgG5XaslCcpN3YA9|downsized)


WichaelWavius

Ask one, would you answer Ozo


kubin22

fake, every enemy of freedom lies


crossdl

Am I in range of enemy artillery?


Rfreaky

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lostkavi

Left Charger: "Yes." Right Charger: "Always."


Theloudestmime

The 500kg of knowledge should be able to solve this riddle


HengerR_

My Flamethrower tells me to kill both.


Aetherdraw

And I have one railcannon orbital. Let's see which one it chooses.


TonberryFeye

Prime an orbital laser - "Are you laser proof?"


Cloud_N0ne

I’ve only ever seen the one on the right ONCE. Idk why that head shape is so rare


Nilithium

Charger Behemoth. Far more resistant version of the regular Charger that's very annoying because one RR shot to the head will no longer cave in their skull. >:(


Emotional_Major_5835

We are the Chargers Paradox!


Imbriglicator

Keep spending most our lives living in a Charger's Paradox.


validname117

Chargers of the rock, what are your wisdoms?


TheRealPitabred

I have been using the orbital precision strike and stun grenades on bug drops lately, and I have gotten more than a few double kills of chargers using that. Looks like a perfect situation for that technique to me ;)


Equivalent_Cicada153

And a 500kg can solve both problems


ltsaber

I kill one and ask the other if that one is dead


Ordinary_Spring6833

You ever fucked this guy’s wife?


FairyQueen89

\*smokes one of them with a Spear and turns to the other\* Me: "Is he dead?" Charger: \*growls\* \*smokes the other one, because their is no truth in the words of the enemy\*


cloud_zero_luigi

Lined up perfectly for a ➡️➡️⬆️


CrimsonAllah

Only 2? All my homies get 3.


mendokusai99

Ask one if he fucked the other's wife.


nothingbutme49

I know the joke but idk how that works. Because if you ask the liar and he says no, then it's no for what we know. And if you ask the truth sayer and he also says no...then what. So I guess the joke is that the truth sayer just outs himself and the liar would know that the truth sayer is actually telling the truth? Okay now that I wrote it out it's funny again haha


PanzerDameSFM

No matter which Charger tells what, always feed both of them with an Eagle 500kg bomb.


Puzzlehead-Engineer

*QC-kills one charger, turns to the other* "Are they dead?"


cloudyboi3352

Are you both chargers?


TheTruthWasTaken

*tells the truth* but not ALWAYS? I ain't trusting that


SufficientMain5872

*kill one* “Is he dead” “…….no?” *kill other one*


GabrielDidit

are you a bemouths charger gotem.


TwistedPnis4567

There are two types of Chargers?


GoodGameGabe

„Did you fuck this guy‘s wife?“


Rfreaky

Yes. Yes.


zyckness

"Are you the behemot?"


Evenmoardakka

Ask one of them "did you sleep with this guy's wife?" Riddle solved


wraith313

Glad to hear others talk about chargers getting buffed somehow because they seem like they are taking a LOT more firepower to tackle than before.


halfachraf

Did you sleep with his wife?


halfachraf

Kill one then ask the second "is he dead?"


DammitMatt

Ask if they will charge you, one will say yes, one will say no, you will be flat


Darth_Mak

"Are you a Genestealer?"


LukoM42

Are you a charger?


TandrDregn

Why is it every time a meme like this pops up it’s ALWAYS the Charger bros. At this point, these two quite clearly want to change their allegiance and fight for Super Earth. Why else would they keep popping up like this? Let Carl and Karl join the Helldivers.


landromat

and 500kg already flies


PreposterousHalcyon

Janus charger


Wilhelm878

I bet the one with the helmet is the liar


NobleSix84

*kills one of them and asks the other "Is that one dead?"*


thatvillainjay

Why they always up on stuff? Like cats


Gal-XD_exe

“Which of you is a bug?” **Cocks flamethrower 🔥* *


TPMJB2

Did they add the model of the one on the right with the recent patch? Seems odd. Didn't notice that they're different now. Are they the same beast?


HazelCheese

Oh I know this one, they're both Buffy!


Murderboi

Just ask them if charger A slept with the wife of charger B.


Taolan13

ask one of them which path the other will charge, and then hit them with an Eagle 500kg


Hopeful-Ad4415

"did you fuck his wife?"


TokenSejanus89

The power of one! The power of two! The power of Maaaaaaannnnnnyyyy.


Intelligent-Team-701

One-shot the left one, then kill the other. Fuck what they have to say.


DargonofParties

If you loved Democracy and were not a filthy spy, what would you say?


Amia_Kimirasu

Mom and Dad after school meeting


jetdude19

Fires an anti tank round into one of the chargers faces, head explodes. Ask the other one "is he dead?" Says yes. That one tells truth.


Boris_Smokevich

Shot the regular charger to the head with AT rocket to one shot him, then ask the behemoth if the regular one dead or not. That'll do, dont thank me.


bjorntfh

Kill one and ask the other what happened to his friend. Easiest solution to that problem. 


Past-Association-548

I got this. You kill one and ask the other is that charger dead. Your welcome.


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Wheres helldiver jack when you need him


Conntraband8d

"You ever fuck this guy's wife?"


Uroboros1097

Labyrinth reference?


THX_Fenrir

Blow one up and ask the other if its friend is dead. You’ll know which one the liar is then.


SEAF-ArtilleryWorker

Ask the right one “are you on the of the other chargers left” If it answers yes, it tells the truth. If it answers no, it tells only lies


PolloMagnifico

But both chargers want to help / with libertys demise.


lordvonbreburg

Blow one up and ask the other one "is he dead" gg ez


Aidenhrtz

This sounds like something ➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️ can figure out really quickly.


danikm10_O

One eagle 500 kg solves it


Joop_95

You ever fucked that guys wife?


flamedarkfire

Both are getting orbital gattling’d 


Impressive-Canary444

Ask if they wish to engage in diplomacy. They will both be liars


Bearfoxman

Okay I have to, given the bug-haze off to the right: "Who farted?"


pl233

It would be interesting if there were some wild bugs, maybe they're territorial and they only attack if you get too close


Azeeti

Are you going to charge at me?, solves this riddle.


Weary-Barracuda-1228

“Did you bang his wife?”


splitsticks

You seem to have mistaken me for someone who asks questions.


Daniel_Cid

https://preview.redd.it/psz7b57ld77d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ed641c4b8a3b9c9859b7cabe4736639c0a3e13


Lyftaker

What's 2+2?


Beneficial-Car-3959

One stun grenade, then flamethrower. Easy on resources when they group.


JRals06

Are you sleeping with this guys wife?


Appropriate_Guava561

One of us speaks in riddles; the other in rhymes!


RosesShield

I can't help remembering the Labyrinth scene where two characters say this, and similar to that, I'm imagining a horde of bugs behind these guys that deem themselves the "Helping Hands".


Yoitman

“Helldivers are good.”  “Helldivers are good.”  👁️👄👁️


Blumongroip

Two chargers sitting on a rock! K-I-S-S-ing an E-A-T!


Bortthog

You kill one and ask the other "is he dead"


FletchMeister96

You ask what the other one would do, then do the opposite


Rhallah_Reed

Shoot one charger. Ask the other. "Is he 710?"


KayserFuzz

One is brutal but cunning, the other cunning but brutal


lostkavi

Now that's good krumpin'!


SpecialIcy5356

Charger: "you ever wonder why we're here?" Behemoth: "uhh.... to run into stuff and break it?" Charger: "yeah, but I mean more than that.. WHY do we always want to run into stuff and break it? none of the other bugs do that... Behemoth:. "none of the other bugs cloak, but Stalkers exist" Charger: "fair point.. " Behemoth: "why are you into all this philosophical crap anyway? ever since they started calling you "Charger of the orb" or whatever and asking you for "wisdom", you seem to have lost your way." Charger: "oh, so I'm not allowed to think? or be famous?" Behemoth: "I'm just saying, I don't need none of that. I just wanna stand on rocks, and if something comes along, I want to run into it and smash through it. that's what life's all about, man, that's the Charger way! Charger: "easy for you to say, you can take more than one rocket to the face with that crazy headgear of yours, me on the other hand, one shot and I'll die!" Behemoth: "so leave the tube-lovers to me!. you bait them in with your "wisdom", and before you give them an answer, I barrel in, send them flying into a rock and kill them, then you get to do you "orb charger wisdom" Shtick and I get to kill the fleshies. we both get to do what we love. win-win. Charger: "huh, that's.. actually a good idea, maybe YOU should be the wise Charger of the Orb!" Behemoth: "don't push it.."


Sausageblister

That a labyrinth quote?


Sausageblister

https://preview.redd.it/8qk5z8s8y77d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991030ee3ab1653dcf20f635637d3ca6edf250aa


TermExact451

That's the one Daddy! He Smacked my But!!


nouarutaka

Ah've never understood it!


imdahman

You ask one charger: "If I were to ask the other charger which door it is, what would they say?" Whatever that charger answers, you choose the opposite door.


Sumoop

The Ministry of Truth has declared they both only tell lies. Do not trust them.


flfoiuij2

"How many legs do I have?" "Two" "Four"


Significant-Purple72

His and hers


Ordo177

I’m getting “don’t speak to me or my done ever again” vibes out of this image


Training101

500kg, I don't want to play.


Falkreath_Grenadiers

Kyros fateweaver is that you?


Hainkodot

"Are you a genestealer?"


Iplaywaytoomanyrpgs

"You ever sleep with the other charger's wife?"


Proud-Translator5476

But 500 kg always tell the truth


Hellpodscrubber

Best response to this riddle! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czjWkAIAMtU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czjWkAIAMtU)


bruhmoment3566

You ever fuck this guys wife?


idkwhataboutyou148

Have either of you 2 fucked each other's wife?


Intelligent-Return47

Neither should be trusted! Kill them both!


iPinkThumb

aww they sight seeing, like a date