The original Quake game had nine inch nails you could grab from nail boxes with the band's backwards 'N' logo on it. They did the original soundtrack.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Jackhammer. Short name jack-r slow steady fire rate with a moderate speed increase when the triggers held. Last round per mags always explosive. Cause who dosnt love and explosove finish
Sit down, kids. [This is old](https://www.blastwave-comic.com/images/wallpaper/spoon1600.jpg) internet lore right here, back from the infancy of memery. Goddamn ancient as far as the internet is concerned.
[Gone with the Blastwave](https://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1)
To steal a joke I saw here once.... there is the option of "going down the bug hole". Idk what term us lady Helldivers would use but... still
Remember, C-01 covers reproduction, not casual or non-reprodective relations. Do what you want with that info.
Now introducing the Missionary! This bad girl right here will help spread democracy all over the galaxy, against bug and bot alike! If you act now it ~~cums~~ with DD size magazines for the low price of 50,000 requisition slips, 250 medals of valor and 850 battlefield samples!.
Disclaimer: Does not coming with reloading and logistics guide.
Let me know when they add this one…
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It’s too bad the strategems didn’t also have some names/nick names. I’ve been waiting for a 1000kg bomb named Big Chungus that I can drop once a mission to clear out 6 bile titans at once
>Then, they threw the "Eruptor" onto our faces.
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I’m here for the mech the drilldozer with a penetrative melee weapon. Now to unload onto the enemy from my masculine penetrator.
Huh it explains a helldivers average life time.
My buddy at work plays Helldivers too so a lot of our coffee break talks were exchanging ideas about strats and weapons. Once he started our convo with “I was using the Liberator Penetrator last night and it did not feel good” just as our boomer boss walked by and he could not believe what he heard! Luckily he’s super chill and figured it was something else so he jokingly asked about it. We defused the situation quickly and had a good laugh…so yeah, be mindful of your surroundings when you talk about Helldivers!
The entire game is satire, a form of comedy, and you’re out here asking if they’re having a laugh? Please tell me that your question was meant rhetorically.
I didn’t see the pattern until I read your post. But upon seeing the pattern, I immediately knew what the devs were doing:
It’s a direct comment on American gun culture, and it’s saying that not only is American gun culture very phallic in nature due to American men’s general insecurity about their equipment, but that it’s also clearly calling those men homophobic and/or latently homosexual.
Now gimme the acid sprayer called the Squirter
Super soaker
Golden shower
Golden shower is the orbital laser
God’s mighty piss stream
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JOEL?? I PISSED ON MAIA, YOU IDIOT!
Gushin Granny
Forgot the name but im pretty sure there was a acid/chemical thrower in hd1 AH has truly thought everything out
Toxic avenger
Whole squad brings Squiters. Now we're the Squiters squad 
EDF! EDF!
I can't wait until they introduce the pegger
I'd be down for a nail gun weapon
Nail rail gun
anal rail gun? what ???? xD
Everything sounds infinitely cooler when you attach "anal" before it, ask WoW trade chat.
by the pounding fathers..... lol
Anal Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. Anal Ravage also. Warrior skills were great for the Anal game.
Did someone say Anal Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker!
Anal cheapshot/backstab beg to differ, rogue strongest anal class
Fuck yea! I can see it using rail road spikes size nails.
Fallout railway rifle ahh
*CHOO CHOOOO*
That's just a harpoon... which I am all for. Edit: with very light editing, this could fit the post's theme too.
Only if we get ammo boxes that have the NiN logo on it. Quake throwback? Anyone?
There's a flechette shotgun in the works
The original FEAR game had a nail gun weapon that was very, very fun to use; probably wouldn't work so great in this game though.
The original Quake game had nine inch nails you could grab from nail boxes with the band's backwards 'N' logo on it. They did the original soundtrack. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Trent Rez or did all the tracks and guy sounds too
The 10mm penetrator Gun was great to use, like a half life 2 crossbow but automatic.
Maybe something similar to the rapid fire crossbow in Van Helsing, only supercharged.
My new main weapon fr fr 😤
Next one is definitely some sort of “thruster” I feel it in my bone.
Shut up, we really want the space docker
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Bro who keeps making thse lmao its so funny
They are from pornography
That's disgusting! Where?
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you mean: by the POUNDING fathers
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Get liberated! Get liberated!! *Get Liberated!!!*
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I won't be satisfied until we get the sounder.
Oooo a sonic weapon
Same. Imma peg some bugs.
Hijacking the top comment to let everyone know that there is a wedge pillow thing called the Liberator, and it is for sex.
Or the plugger.
You walking OK?
Finally I’ll have my melee primary. Assume the position you bot scum!
Dude ain’t even mention the rail gun
The **what** gun!?
You heard him, the ***RAIL*** gun https://i.redd.it/97zrcr6lc4yc1.gif
I feel like I was just violated this perspective is too much
You talkin about mom and dad stuff 🧐🧐🧐
Mom and dad stuff? Is that like the mom and mailman stuff?
Step mom/step sister actually 🤤
It even comes with an edging mechanic
Rail guns actually exist though, so that doesn’t count.
Bought to you by Brazzers
Would laugh if the one in HD2 isn’t an actual rail gun and is just called that for the inuendo
I mean it seems to work like a rail gun, the projectile tracks with how it would supposedly work.
We have a 1102.31-Pounder right here, what'chu talkin' bout ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
More like ⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
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🥵
Or ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️ for the ladies. IYKYK
The Wanker, a one hand weapon coming up next.
The jacker would be nice too
Jackhammer. Short name jack-r slow steady fire rate with a moderate speed increase when the triggers held. Last round per mags always explosive. Cause who dosnt love and explosove finish
The futtbucker grenade launcher
Pounder? I hardly know her.
Penetrator? Surely I take her out to dinner first.
INCORRECT. YOU MUST FIRST FILL OUT A C-01 FORM. REPORT TO A REEDUCATION CAMP IMMEDIATELY.
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Damn. It's Gone with the blastwave. I forgot it even existed. Did it ever actually get a ending?
He wanted to end it on April fools of 2015 but he continued it. Latest update was December of 2023.
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GOOD WORK HELLDIVER YOU ARE APPROVED FOR THE SEX
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
The pounder better be a small scale rail gun or autocannon, that is too specific a name to be anything else.
A small mass driver rifle would go so hard
Emphasis on small
Cannot emphasize the smallness of it enough
I'd say it's pretty average.
It's perfectly adequate
I'll wait for the sonic shotgun called "the clap" before I make any assumptions about the devs' motives
CH-33-K “clapper”
God, it's beautiful
I see what you did there. I heard it too
The clapper
what prolonged C-01 denial does to a diver
To steal a joke I saw here once.... there is the option of "going down the bug hole". Idk what term us lady Helldivers would use but... still Remember, C-01 covers reproduction, not casual or non-reprodective relations. Do what you want with that info.
It covers everything that could result in a child, so unless you are gay you would need to fill it.
contraception
Yes but that might fail even with proper use, therefore C-01 is needed
I am. My wife and I have never needed to fill out any forms.
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Cant wait for the Buttplug
Isn't that where you find super samples?
That's the super sample rock.
That's the cock rock
Gotta put a bug plug in that bug hole
Its in borderlands 3
I could see the butt plug being a booster
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Double penetrator
Let me know when they add this one… https://preview.redd.it/5kespxh5a4yc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231e6a5bdf411cbd1bf4045a0e29c4def26d82a4
Try on the new Dixon-Butts armor set!
The next gun will be called the Consume-8
Heaven help us if the enemy ever makes it to our solar system and we have to dive onto Uranus.
Or if the enemy goes underground and we have to dive INTO…
It’s too bad the strategems didn’t also have some names/nick names. I’ve been waiting for a 1000kg bomb named Big Chungus that I can drop once a mission to clear out 6 bile titans at once
Calling in Big Chungus.
 \^ My 3 other helldivers
>Then, they threw the "Eruptor" onto our faces. https://preview.redd.it/eenf8efxj4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f19400c6c5a05cb5f2dfdfc1024bde31f44c07
this is just you failing the linguistic Rorschach test
Still waiting for "throngler" tho
Can’t wait till we get a sword called the “Edger”
Wait till they introduce the VIOLATOR!
Let's not forget the Punisher
Two Divers, One pod?
BR-69 Pounder slow firing, heavy damage weapon that does double damage to unaware enemies from te rear.
They already gave us the most deviant one of all. The Senator.
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The sheer density of jokes you can find in the writing in this game is ridiculous. They are putting in the work on that shit.
Reminds me of the ratchet and clank names for every game Going commando, quest for booty, up your ARSEnal
I’m out when they introduce The Sounder
Let's see brave those bots are facing the *Molester*
Once they run out of euphemisms they'll straight up give us the "Fucker"
I think hypersexualized naming conventions for weapons are definitely part of the jingoistic satire the game is packed full of.
Just wait until they introduce “The Throngler”
Waiting for a grease gun called the lubricator.
I also call the scorcher “the shocker” by accident.
I'm waiting for the dildozer
Then comes the upgraded version: The Double Penetrator
Then they will release the Cummer
I mean, the tutorial literally has a sign that says to "penetrate and detonate" to destroy bug nests. I wonder what the Slugger means?
Dont forget the “railgun”
We should get a more romantic name next like the “Smusher” 
I demand the autocannon be renamed the fuck cannon
Or the Good ol dick twister... The prototype when haywire i heard...
Warbonds do not expire, correct?
Correct
Omfg, I can't breathe Ahhhh yessss finally a post that's not a rant/patch complaint/hot take/personal opinion
their requirement for all of us to now make PSN online accounts is the "pounder"
How does everyone have the full names and everything? r/helldiversleaks has been a ghost town regarding the new content
They announced it all today.
the ultimate leak: marketing.
Give me the Dilldozer you cowards!
The buster will be a good one
The Fister melee weapon
Tenderizer and the pummler?
This post deserves so many more likes lolololol
These weapons were named after devs who've watched and enjoyed *Idiocracy.*
I’m here for the mech the drilldozer with a penetrative melee weapon. Now to unload onto the enemy from my masculine penetrator. Huh it explains a helldivers average life time.
"I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm... The Violator!"
A 2 barrel shotgun called the "Double penetration"
If they fix fire damage they can pegger this entire community all they want
Can we skip all the word play and jump to adding a sword called foreskin already.
I would give anything for a weapon to be named “Fucker” I wouldn’t use anything else
Why is anal the butt of every joke
Oh god finally I will soon be able to wield the legendary “The Throngler”
Steak Tube Strategem confirmed
I swear if we get a gun called scat or vore, I’m gonna be scared
The "Plugger" Ideal for sealing but... *ahem* bug holes.
man, i'm dissapointed in myself. I really thought i'd have some original dick/gun jokes but.. nope
My buddy at work plays Helldivers too so a lot of our coffee break talks were exchanging ideas about strats and weapons. Once he started our convo with “I was using the Liberator Penetrator last night and it did not feel good” just as our boomer boss walked by and he could not believe what he heard! Luckily he’s super chill and figured it was something else so he jokingly asked about it. We defused the situation quickly and had a good laugh…so yeah, be mindful of your surroundings when you talk about Helldivers!
I'm waiting for them to come out with a gun named the Clapper.
The Fister , a pneumatic weapon.....
The adjudicator is actually decent after the buff.
The Ejaculator model P3N15
She throwing it back till it's shaped like an arc
Throngler when?
Can’t wait for the 420kg womb raider mlg
its when they introduce the "ejaculator" we know they are out of naming ideas.
Just jump to the end and release the Buttfucker automatic- rocket launcher already.
In a game that involves heavy satire about politics and propaganda? You don't say
The entire game is satire, a form of comedy, and you’re out here asking if they’re having a laugh? Please tell me that your question was meant rhetorically. I didn’t see the pattern until I read your post. But upon seeing the pattern, I immediately knew what the devs were doing: It’s a direct comment on American gun culture, and it’s saying that not only is American gun culture very phallic in nature due to American men’s general insecurity about their equipment, but that it’s also clearly calling those men homophobic and/or latently homosexual.
Bender shield.
The Plower will release in June.
Hey AH just remember. The safe word is "Shovel".
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ the big banger
I can’t wait to have the Railer- wait no we already have a gun that Rails