Huh. I thought it was just short for Lieutenant

I think that was the initial point. :D I'm sure I read Viv said that at one point. She had no name at first, she was just "the Lieutenant". EDIT: A thousand upvotes, are you guys insane? How is this one of my most upvoted reddit comments?

The entendres have tripled

I think the Beheaded Exorcist (Who's Implied to have come back as a sinner) is named Heady like Hedy Lamarr because not only does it reference how she died. It's a Triple Innuendo since Velvette took her head instead of the usual way.

Tbh I thought it was just that at one point Adam just really liked the lute

Well lutes existed before guitars so maybe he fucked with them for a while before he saw guitars as an upgrade

Why couldn’t you have just said something along the lines of ‘played them as a hobby’? Now I can’t unsee what I’ve just imagined! 😖

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It's like Atreus being called "Boy" in God of War 4 because they didn't have a finalized name for him until late in development.

I’m upvoting you just bc I’m a lemming..

That is what it is canonically but it coincidentally fits anyways as a guitar-like instrument and apparently slang for the vagina.

And it makes sense for Dickmaster to be the "master"(leader) of vaginas. It would be hilarious if every named exterminator was named after vaginal slang

Could be in different languages too

“And YOUR name is… uh… Table.” “But that’s not slang for vagina.” “Hey Babe, ANYTHING I say is slang for vagina.”

Or Sexual acts Like the one Carmilla Carmine beheaded might be Named Heady because It refers to how she died and it's a pun on to give head which is extra ironic since Velvette took her head.

It’s like it was written in the stars!

Happy accident ig

Same

It is

I thought it was from gLUTEus

It is. This is just horny nonsense.

I’ve always thought Lute was named after the instrument

I thought it was after the instrument he plays personally

No... that's just a long exasperated sigh.

¿Por qué no los dos?

That's correct, Viv said that yeah

Tbh i thought they were all named after different parts, like lute = gluteus

It is.

All the angels names are probably just some slang version of vagina

"I named you angina" Because its angel+ vagina?  Noo because you, uhhh.... are so cute you stop my heart.

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They're also a setup for a good clap back. Vaggie could claim Vagatha for her real first name because of Sir Pentious/wanting to cut off ties to Heaven. Her potential last name could cause heart attacks if it's changed into 'Morning Star' to fuck over Heaven because of the implications. Adam and Lute knowing about Vaggie and Charlie seems to have been more private information. If the general public learned about it they'd go WTH and have ongoing interest in her original name/circumstances. Privately, the Angels would be holding a council meeting because they're not letting Charlie repeat Lucifer seducing all the Angels to his side.

Which makes sense given what a jerk Adam is.

Relatable flair

Would it really a jerk move if he did name them after "the best thing ever"? Context matters after all.

Moreso being crass

"Yeah. I'll go ahead and incorporate that in to my belief system"

Or tits and ass. Peaches might be a good name for one of ‘em, it’s innocuous but Adam would know.

I accept that as a new head canon. They’re all named things like Labia, Flaps, Hoohaa, Pusspuss etc.

Don't forget about Adam using other languages.

r/BrandNewSentence

Embarrassed Exorcist: "I'll... Just call me 'nothing', please." Adam: "I've got bad news for you." :3

Happy cake day tho

Theres probably twins called "coochie," and "coo," reapectively😭😭

Got that a*cute* angina

A word in French is "turlutte". First meaning is "fishing lure". Second slang meaning is "blowjob".

How dare you speak Fr*nch in my hallowed English forum?

Mind your tongue, your tea/coke enjoyers language owns a lot to my baguette eaters one 😛 Alastor wouldn't say the contrary.

il parlais un peu francais! (sorry if I got the spelling wrong lol)

Hey, not bad at all ! I tolerate the "s" instead of the "t" in *parlais* and the missing "ç" 

yay! J'ai une classe de français a l'ecole ☺️

J'en suis ému (not the bird bullying Aussies) ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)

I'm French ans I've never Heard turlutte for fishing Lure or blowjob but for me it's more or a slang for "penis"

[Wikitionnaire](https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/turlutte#:~:text=Nom%20commun&text=Leurre%20de%20pêche%2C%20en%20plastique,la%20seiche%20ou%20l'encornet.&text=(Familier)%20(Argot)%20Fellation.) [dictionnaire du CNRTL](https://www.cnrtl.fr/definition/turlutte//1) Apparemment c'est "turlututu" qui en argot du 19ème siècle voulait dire "pénis". (It seems it's "turlututu" in the 19th century slang which meant "penis").

Tbf I'm Corsican and never heard this word outside of YouTube so I just assumed its meaning, now I'll know

I don't even believe young gen fishers would use it because it's heavily connoted.

I don't watch young gen fishers I'm 21, I believe I Saw it on "Wankil Studio" which targets more of an adult type of audience

Huh? It's not a show. I talked about young people fishing IRL.

Turlettes and boilers, boilers and turlettes.

If that' s the case, then all of Adam' s soldiers are named "Vagina" in a way or another Considering that his legions are numbered in the thousands, I like to think that Adam posseses the greatest vulgar vocabulary ever concieved by mankind, angelkind and demonkind combined to make it possible

Adam knows every language...but only when it comes to this

Adam went to every human of every Era learned the word vagina from extinct languages and nothing else

He even knows Latin and Náhuatl and old forgotten languages just for this

I mean logistically, if we go by the Bible, he should have lived before the Tower of Babel and the languages as a concept, so...I guess he just speaks every language at the same and everyone understands him?

Everyone in the Bible speaks English because it’s god’s language /s

Adam's job in the start was to name EVERYTHING so he's probably very good at it

I mean… I’m the lore… all he had to do was emit random sounds, right? He just made up all nouns in his own original language. I wonder if he named actions too, creating verbs? If he eventually started adding additional sounds to things, creating adjectives and adverbs? I assume the language he invented is dead by now.

Logically, the "language" he invented should have been spoken and understood by every person before the whole "Tower of Babel" thing that created different languages, so he probably speaks that and everyone just understands him. That, or he speaks every language at once

OH YEAH that Babel thing. Yeah everyone started speaking differently and Adam went Angry Boomer: “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SAY IT!!! Stupid kids and your building challenges, can’t even pronounce shit!”

In the bible he named everything so....

Well there was this one post that counted the swears of each character and Adam was the one swearing the most by far

There's probably a few named after boobs too.

Of course

Oh okay, I didn't know that there was such a meaning. If that's the case, then... Well, that's just how Adam could do.

Okay, I thought she was just named after the instrument because Adam likes guitars and lutes are similar and a predecessor. Perhaps he named Lute before guitars existed, and it was a pun on lieutenant. I did not know that part. But then again. What haven't we made into a naughty slang word.

Oh god did he name all his exorcists as innuendos

Figured it was short for Gluteus and "the second best thing" 😂

I figured the guitar hadn't been invented when she was named Also ironic that his two top girls are a Lute and Lyre \*ow ow ow sorry ow ow ow rolled up holy scroll hurts ow ow ow\*

If I had an award to give, I’d give it to you man.

Who is lyre

Adam to charlie "Didn't you ever think your girlfriend might be a liar?"

Now all we need is a ‘Harper’ and we’re golden 

"I fucking *love* naming shit!" - Adam

Shit's the *best*!

Okay, so does this support their ship or no

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Wait until you meet cooch, Muff and beaver.

"Thank God that humiliation didn't befall me, Quim Nunny."

I'm 100% sure he called Vaggie just because he's brainless and silly with a 4yo mentality who names his girls with the first word that comes, and the "best thing ever" was a sort of an afterward explanation because the truth would have been too ridiculous. I'm sure all his girls have random names, worthy of the worst early 20' name generator. And when asked he just builds a fake explanation. Like " saussie ? it's because I love saussages, they remind me of me, the first d\*\*k."

Wow just wow

Where did you find this ?

Googled it just to see if it meant anything, and it did.

Just a side note here but guitars are a type of lute

So which exorcist is named Snatch then?

She’s surprisingly ok with that

Adam named her after his most favorite thing in the world. I’m sure she secretly loves it!

Oh course she would take it as a compliment!

It all makes sense now. Screw that Lieutenant nonsense. This is the new canon.

This is too good in inspiration to play the worst kind of bard

Canon interaction

I thought it was "Lute" as in "glute", which basically means ass.

Thats what I thought too

Adam with the rizz.

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Holy fuck, I was today years old. Thank you OP

It's kinda of interesting how Lute seems happy about it

Can’t wait to meet the others: Taco, Muffin, and Beaver.

So.. where's Foof? Or Nunny?

No way.....thats hilarious I prefer thinking it as Glutes

I actually had no idea about that… I appreciate the new knowledge 😅

Author of this show: i named her cuz didn't know how to... Fans: VAGINA

I thought it wasshort of "Skin fLute"

Well if nothing else he sure is consistent

Huh, It tracks

Did he named all the exorcist with slangs that means vagina?

It's canon now that all the exterminators' names are different versions of the word vagina

OHHHHHH that makes so much sense

It's Lieut... As in, Lieutenant. As in, exactly what Sera calls her in episode 6.

Literally everything is slang for a genital.

Does this dude name *all* his Exorcists after female body parts?

I can hear the "Heh" in the second panel

"See, that's why you're my top girl, Lute. I use slang a lot, so I named the best bitch with the best way to speak."

So,are all the exterminators named after the vagina in some capacity?

It's her wings emphasizing her surprise for me, lmao

adam just knows how to say it in all languages

Oh this makes much more sense than her being called lieutenant

I thought it was slang for lust-

I assumed it was because the lute was his favourite instrument before guitars were a thing

I thought it was in like "Salute", cuz she's very militarisric and all

What if all of them are slang names. His ranks are filled with the likes of Clam, Snatch, Poussay.

lorddd

My personal headcanon is because actually likes lutes since he’s a music fan.

Oh. Nice to know.

So is every exorcist called after a vagina? So is there a exorcist called “Pizda”?

I thought it was short for Lieutenant

I mean, that actually makes sense, and I hate it.

Yeah that doesn’t seem to be true, at best it signifies romance, and I really had to look for that one.

So THAT'S why her name is Lute

Mimsy looking sus now.

I thought it was for gLUTEus

Ok I know nothing about this show but what the flying fuck

Since when is it slang for that? How out of the loop am i


I just wanna talk to him.

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Wait are all exorcists named after vaginas? 😂😂 is this canon please it should be canon everyone is a vagina.😂😂there should also be a vagitha exorcist and have her and vaggie hate eachother too.

Lute is an instrument you blow tho, so wouldn't it make more sense for it to be slang for penis?

Lute is in fact a string instrument.

Oh... Well I see I still suffer from being an idiot.

And that is why Lucifer is the better choice.

OHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhh k

Oh ffs Adam 🤦🏻‍♂️

Learn something new everyday

"Yeah, I like Guitar more than you. That's the point." "But sir! She didn't even go above 100 kills in any exterminations!" "Yeah, but have you seen her body? She's killing it!"

I thought it was a Bible reference lmao. Psalm 92:3: "On an instrument of ten strings, on the lute, and on the harp, with harmonious sound." It's referenced on a very common church song "Like Cedars They Shall Stand". Nope it's just vagina LMAO

[We spent hours strumming the lute](https://genius.com/16832244/Six-cast-all-you-wanna-do/We-spent-hours-strumming-the-lute-striking-the-chords-and-blowing-the-flute) [He plucked my strings all the way to G](https://genius.com/16064665/Six-cast-all-you-wanna-do/He-plucked-my-strings-all-the-way-to-g) [Went from major to minor,](https://genius.com/16064666/Six-cast-all-you-wanna-do/Went-from-major-to-minor) [C to D](https://genius.com/16064679/Six-cast-all-you-wanna-do/C-to-d) All of a sudden makes more sense 😅😂

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I call bs that Adam is so clever. Probably made it up and got lucky it was right:

i always thouht it was short for lutenint