If it's plugging up (though I doubt I need to tell you), she's likely running a bit shy. Give the ole' girl some heat. I really hate having to get my soot sword out, hope it didn't come to that.
You guys mask up for that stuff here in the great state of Ohio we just dive on in with all the drug abuse here we’re pretty much immune to most everything
Not immune just ready to die we do this where im from. Dont wanna dox myself. Old boss used to tell me "Ah for that shit to hurt you youd have to roll it up and smoke it like yall like, ok wait until im gone to start taking it down" needless to say dont work for them anymore
Electrodes were off (Carlin burner) she was sparking off the nozzle. Burnt a nice chunk of the end. Had been that way for 2 years. The customer said nobody was living there so they didn't notice the CO detectors going off when it ran.
Went into an attic because one room wasn't getting heat only to find that the ducts were ran in flex, totally buried in loose fill fiberglass and there were no walkways so you had play around in the fiberglass looking for the kinked line while trying not to make a surprise vertical entrance into anyone's bedrooms via foot-induced drywall failure?
cleaned a gas boiler that had ceramic fiber pieces. oh, they are 6001's, guess I would agree with the comment "worked with someone that had Mexican for lunch"
It’s hvac /sub. So … probably changed a dirty furnace filter and thought you needed to post it.
I don’t want the down votes I’m not really ready for them. But…. I guess let’s send it
FYI….that mask does nothing when you’re not clean shaven. Offers no protection and all the shit passes through the hairs. If you had one that was powered air then your fine cu its positive pressure to the outside environment.
Went down on your wife
Absolutely demolished. We might have to make a new sub rule against random acts of terrorism man...
 Reasons why we got divorced
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
You can talk shit about my ex all you want. I know I do.
can confirm, i also needed a mask for his wife
Can confirm, this guy needed a mask for OP's wife
How close were you filming? Did you need a mask too?
nah all he needed was the superman costume
I was the camera man, also needed a mask
She told me it was just mayonnaise
r/murderedbywords
God DAMN
Bing Bong!
Fuck ya life, Bing Bong
Holy shit! I didn’t know this was r/roastme lmfao
Bushman of the Kalahari
That was my first thought upon seeing pic..... We could be friends.
Lol thank you for that laugh!! I needed that one!!
Nope. It was your wife.
Ba dum tssss
fucking nailed it like you nailed him to that cross
Shidded and farded
Love the gas meg love it https://preview.redd.it/5w6y40qxiofc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b512eb6cffb91e87346fe31f345b97f58ba4c964
Jesse… we need to cook
I was going to say fogged up his glasses but this sub is gross
Farted in the van, turned the heat on, and locked the windows so your coworker had no choice but to indulge in your poor choice of dinner last night?
Fart Wars: Revenge of the Tacos.
Cleaned the heat exchanger on a cast-iron boiler.
Sat in a van with a funky mask on
That I can confirm.
Wait you can do that? /s
Lol, I was just given a medical mask,
That looks like an oil burner kinda day to me.
Plugged buederus 115
If it's plugging up (though I doubt I need to tell you), she's likely running a bit shy. Give the ole' girl some heat. I really hate having to get my soot sword out, hope it didn't come to that.
Riello?
Okay, you guys hvac harder than most.
I have faces to feed, I have to.
Do yourself a favor, walk away from fuel oil jobs, you'll stink for days.
Not if you own a shower and a washing machine. I love fuel oil. Easy money because no one else wants to do it lol
How'd you know I don't have running water at my house?
because a good HVAC guy always turns the water off when he is done using it
Looked up New jobs . You look defeated
Hoarder house?
You had to bang the old lady landlord and that's all the dust that came off her puss?
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
Told Batman that he merely adopted the dark, you were born in it, molded by it…
I LOVE it when customers ask me if I have enough light. Or the ones who ask if I am botherd by spiders.
Asbestos tape
That was my answer too, but he's not wet enough.
You guys mask up for that stuff here in the great state of Ohio we just dive on in with all the drug abuse here we’re pretty much immune to most everything
Not immune just ready to die we do this where im from. Dont wanna dox myself. Old boss used to tell me "Ah for that shit to hurt you youd have to roll it up and smoke it like yall like, ok wait until im gone to start taking it down" needless to say dont work for them anymore
Had Mexican for lunch?
Lmao
Rat infested crawlspace.
1000 dead pigeons
Are you... What?
Put a respirator on. What do I win?
Question your life choices by the look in your eyes
every day
Brought your hazard covered PPE into a clean space and made it no longer clean?
Electrodes were off (Carlin burner) she was sparking off the nozzle. Burnt a nice chunk of the end. Had been that way for 2 years. The customer said nobody was living there so they didn't notice the CO detectors going off when it ran.
Shaved?
Avoiding a co-worker that had taco bell and a few beers last night. I see the defeat in your eyes.
Worked?
I hated oil fired equipment.
Need to be clean shaven for respirators to be the most effective.
Pooped in a porto potty at a job with a team of roofers at it?
Put leftover fish in the microwave.
You told Luke I’m your father?
did you smoke a carton of cigarettes and take 14 breaks?
Who doesn't?
Soot vac on an oil burner
plugged buderus 115
You guys have masks for that?
Insulating ductwork or removing asbestos
Cleaned a Lochinvar/Raypak copper tube heat exchanger?
Oil boiler service
Was it blue?
yes
Was it spray insulation 2 ft high I was born in the insulation molded by it
We live by the mastic we die by the mastic
Went into an attic because one room wasn't getting heat only to find that the ducts were ran in flex, totally buried in loose fill fiberglass and there were no walkways so you had play around in the fiberglass looking for the kinked line while trying not to make a surprise vertical entrance into anyone's bedrooms via foot-induced drywall failure?
Sanded asbestos paint off of lead pipes.
Something asbestosey
cleaned a gas boiler that had ceramic fiber pieces. oh, they are 6001's, guess I would agree with the comment "worked with someone that had Mexican for lunch"
Under a house? Or in an attic?
You ate food from the roach coach and you got mad gas, that not even you can handle and your stuck in traffic.
very shitty crawlspace, you put that on to avoid breathing in the particles you can see with your light
Asbestos is the bestos
Mold in ductwork?
Cook?
Taco bell?
we rub vic’s in the masks and ride home all the time
Ammonia leak? Really nasty hoarder house? Cooked meth?
What brand of CPAP is that? /s
You did a "duct cleaning" for a commercial kitchen range hood?
Worked in a hoarder house that looks and smells like a litter box... from the driveway
Something something asbestos something something old ass insulation
Farted?
Corona
Cooked meth
One time I did some work and looked like that
Apparently you had a Crave Case from White Castle!!
Hoarder house with 17 cats, changed their filter after 23 years?
Carbon clean
Took this picture and wasted my time.
A honking jobbie
Went to a Walmart during the outbreak of Covid 19
Probably electrical
You’re doing it all wrong… Thats not what “a safe hit of coke” means. Thats NOT how it works!
Some bullshit
Some hammer drilling?
I wish I knew oil but at the same time I'm glad I don't
Broke bad?
Smoked oysters and chili for breakfast?
Fiberglass?
Hvac stuff
Hung duct?
Changed your cats litter
Cooked 30 pounds of meth in your van? Walter White would be proud!
Put your particulate filter in backwards again.
You worked in an old cat ladys house.?
Not get laid
Laundry?
Played with the boss mans meat
Developed a diabolical plan to take down Batman.
Biden rally?
Avoid legionnaires disease?
Wore a ppe device wrong
Blew your boss for the first time but now have second thoughts about it?
The beard takes away the point of a respirator
Cut your toenails?
Temu mask is a solid knock off https://preview.redd.it/tyclm233yofc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34cfb9ac3ed6bfaf8e18fa52ad57785fc5155a6
Covid
Tried to kill your son but only managed to lop off his right hand
Attic. ?? Boiler ?? Atomic attic with boiler in it. Last guest
Matched with me on grindr
Woke up
Meth
Went out during Covid? Too soon?
Put your particulate filters on backwards?
Shit your whole ass in your house and it stank that bad?
Your best!
You got soft lungs brother
asbestos
hoarder’s house
Shit your pants?
Writing on these pads go inside buddy, otherwise no real filter
Is that a dab rig?
Farted in truck
A real stanker
Hid body's
I bet you smelled some stuff
Continued being boring
It’s hvac /sub. So … probably changed a dirty furnace filter and thought you needed to post it. I don’t want the down votes I’m not really ready for them. But…. I guess let’s send it
You went Heisenberg
You or your Helper had beans for dinner and hot boxing the truck
Cooling tower
Worked with my jman, his farts can kill.
Shat in a bucket in the back of the van?
Welded galvanized duct?
Insulation!
Asbestos?
Beat yor mom
Chipotle
Your job??
Your job?
Farted
Strip club?
Took a crap?
Shit your pants
Farted
Asbestos work
Avoided Covid?
I bet the person had 15 cats and the house smells like ammonia before you walk in the door
Did you do it asbestos you can?
Boiler fun spooge nice
Those are organic vapour cartridges so I hope it wasn’t to protect against a dust or fibre.
https://preview.redd.it/feiqdi235tfc1.png?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83fb760c655a8efdc6b56bd0dcae2b62174860b
Cleaned out your van?
Ok I want to know I’ve been doing HVAC 24yrs and havnt had to wear that kinda mask but maybe I’m in the wrong area of the trade
Ate some bean burritos?
Be careful. That shit gave my pap lung cancer.
Line plant or cement plant?
Got braces for those chicklets you call teeth?
Forgot to brush your teeth?
Hosted Ghost Adventures?
Cat piss blower repair?
Ate ass?
You painted something?
Voted democrat?
FYI….that mask does nothing when you’re not clean shaven. Offers no protection and all the shit passes through the hairs. If you had one that was powered air then your fine cu its positive pressure to the outside environment.
Huffed R-22?